A few days ago, I uploaded a video of some
of the worst brand tweets of all time, and in that video I included a tweet from this
thread Netflix started where they asked "what's something you can say during sex but also when
you manage a brand Twitter account?" And after scrolling through it some more I decided
it's worth a video of its own. "That was freaky fast" from Jimmy John's. "Do you want more
meat?" from Arby's. Wing Stop asked for "bone in please." Tazo, a tea brand, said "sometimes it
helps to blow on it first." The game franchise DOOM said "hurt me plenty" and then Netflix
responded "playing with yourself again?", to which DOOM says "I'm coming soon." Mr. Peanut
needs a nut. HGTV wrote "does the carpet match the drapes?" which honestly just feels incredibly
lazy. At least StubHub got a little more creative with "backstage pass included." But my personal
favorite goes to MoonPie, who could have made any number of ridiculous puns with that name, and
instead just said "please tell me I'm doing a good job." Actually I changed my mind Ubisoft just
saying "Ubisoft" is the best reply in the thread.