Isaac Dulgarian vs Brendon Marotte quick pick with the Geek

Published: Sep 04, 2024 Duration: 00:04:12 Category: People & Blogs

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[Music] welcome to another episode of predictions with the geek I'm your host bro power The Geek and the next fight on the card is a featherweight clash between Isaac the Midwest choa dulgarian versus Brendan the kid morat so let's start with Isaac dgeren a guy who treats fights like pizza rolls in the microwave ready in under 3 minutes he's a 6 in1 wrestler who's finished all his wins in the first round dude rolls into this fight as a minus 1,800 favorite yeah Vegas thinks he's more of a sure thing than your Mom calling to ask why you don't visit more often now before you think Isaac's Invincible let me stop you his last fight lost why the man gassed out harder than your buddy after a New Year's resolution 5K Isaac is all go go go in the first round burning his opponents with wrestling submissions and ground and pound like he's got a timer counting down in his head he's finished four fights by Smashing faces into the mat and snag two subm just to mix it up on the ground he's as dangerous as a Wi-Fi outage during a Netflix vinge but then there's his striking let's just say it's not his best feature it's about as sharp as a butter knife his striking game exists just to get close enough to grab you like when you pretend to know how to dance just so you can pull off the spin move and while his gas tank has more holes than a SpongeBob episode even when he's on E Isaac can still drag a fight to the ground he just won't do much once he's there except maybe breathe real heavy and think about how nice a round one finish would have been hopefully he's invested in some cardio this time around because if not round two could be the scene of a slow motion wrestling match next up we've got Brendan the kid morat who ironically fights like someone who's still playing on the beginner level he comes in with an 8-2 record and as a plus 1,000 Underdog so unless you're betting on Miracles you're probably swiping left on him on paper Brendan looks decent but when you dig deeper it's like realizing that five-star restaurant you booked is actually a food truck parked next to a gas station his strength of schedule more like the strength of a paper towel he spent his whole career- facing competition that would make your grandma look like a title Contender even his amateur career looks like a sparring session at a retirement home and when he finally stepped into the UFC Terren mckin sent him packing early in the first round no extra luggage allowed sure he's got knockouts on his record but let's be real those Knockouts are about as legit as a reality TV show the fights were stopped before his opponents even realized they were in a fight it's like watching someone win monopoly when the other players gave up halfway through we don't really know how good Brendan is because his opponents either had records worse than last year's New York Jets or were fighting for the first time so who's taking this if you're thinking of betting I'd recommend staying Far Far Away Isaac is great in round one but if this fight drags into the later rounds you can bet he'll start sucking wind like a vacuum in reverse on the other hand Brendan is a mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a very questionable fight resume he hasn't fought anyone worth mentioning so betting on him is like betting on the weather 3 months from now wildly unpredictable so the official pick is Isaac because at least we know he'll still be trying to wrestle even when his lungs are writing SOS signals Brendan on the other hand has shown absolutely nothing that inspires confidence if Isaac pushes the pace we could be looking at a mutual gas out but I'd still pick the guy who can at least muster up a takedown while exhausted as for your wallet leave it at home Isaac's too big of a favorite to add value to your parlay and trusting him not to gas out is like trusting your drunk friend a DJ he might get it right but the odds are you'll end up regretting it this fight has parlay Buster written all over it if you enjoyed this go ahead and smash that like button and if you haven't subscribed yet what are you waiting for hit that subscribe button and turn on notifications so you don't miss a beat when the the next video drops and hey don't be shy drop a comment below and let me know who you got winning this fight let's see who's really got the crystal ball around here until next time

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