ALL BABIES ARE BORN EVIL?

all babies are born evil the I get back from my third combat tour in my first 5 years of service because of the United States Army the United States Army by the way and I get my wife pregnant and she's obsessed with getting her a baby baptized she's pregnant hormones are taking over her brain I don't know why but she's obsessed with getting her baby baptized right her oldest child this 2008 I'm talking to this preacher dude whatever the you want to hear Che whatever box you want to hear just baptize the kids so my wife will leave me the alone good preacher then tells my wife it's a good thing you're getting this baby baptized because if not this baby would go to hell if it died my wife flips the out and here's what I've discovered whether you're Muslim Christian you're a Jew there has to be some ceremony or else the in charge of these religions tell you that when your child dies it will go to hell unless it's been blessed by their benevolence absolute scam my name is Jeff