Tim Tebow comes for the first time and goes crazy and demi has to try to calm him down

when Timo first pulled his pants down for his new wife Demi she gased she saw the same thing that she had and Debo went like that and his wer poked out and she said uh okay can you fill it with some more air and he said no but you can and she got down onto her knees and put it in her mouth all flaccid and just and it started to wake up and she and she pulled it out of her mouth as a g Jesus Christ he said dami now don't take the lord's name in vain and as the mascara was running down her face from her dear duck she looked up and said I'm sorry my masiah now babe you know what the Bible says to do but I didn't in my sack like it's a [ __ ] apple and she started gnawing on it oh babe you're about to change the world forever holy [ __ ] you're going to [ __ ] make women have to get [ __ ] jobs oh you're like the [ __ ] CEO of G golers I've never came before so [ __ ] just give me a second I don't [ __ ] don't know what it's supposed to do and his leg started [ __ ] shaking up I feel like a [ __ ] something's happening I'm gonna [ __ ] erupt or something feel like I to a I stop it and he filled her mouth with a load of Leviticus God if people only knew the Book of Genesis was about Eve's [ __ ] Adam's apple and she looked up and said yeah early bird gets the worm and spit his Wier out and he pulled his pants back up and said what do you want to do for breakfast I'm full I just got fed like I was a baby bird and Tim said well what about me I'm still hungry and she stood up off the ground and french kissed him and spit some of his C into his mouth it was the first time Tim had ever tasted his own testosterone and it was tart aren't you going to brush your teeth babe and she said why Demon's great for [ __ ] bone enamel and it kind of bleaches your teeth and makes them whiter I call it lovers listerin Tim hates the feeling that he's wearing a pair of boxers and his wer still wet inside looked down and he saw little sticky bubbles behind my he likes the shower after getting a little sloppy top god it feels like my [ __ ] nuts are vibrating I usually jack off and stop before I [ __ ] come and I let it rise like a thermometer all the way to the top gets so close to the hole and then I squeeze my pelvis and I suck it all the way back down into my balls and I just r AG I just feel like I want to [ __ ] all day I get so [ __ ] focused but like mean virgins no matter their astrological sign become Virgos your saliva [ __ ] shampoo in it [ __ ] be whole got his things a little bit and his wers started getting a little bit smaller but the head of it just stayed like super wide and fat God damn it tempo's [ __ ] turtle shell you want me to [ __ ] blow your Mario Kart up Ma and his eyes rolled into the back of his head like a shark about to eat a [ __ ] seal as he pulled her butt apart and could smell not farts but just that specific stench I feel like I'm losing all my faith as he mushed his face into a turned me into Tim TBO the [ __ ] toilet bow Demi had created a monster and she became like meth to this man he was smoking her anus like a [ __ ] cigarette one time she literally felt her throat like airrow was coming out of her mouth stop I just swallowed your [ __ ] soul don't worry I'll [ __ ] lead it to Salvation you either put it in right now or I'm going to tell your [ __ ] Pastor oh don't worry Demi I'm about to [ __ ] preach and they started going to [ __ ] pound down as he put in her pooper and in his head the whole time he was pumping he was I'm on a high way to Hell High way to hell he was singing to he having s with her I mean he stood up on the bed and was jump pping she had her [ __ ] back arched bab you're going to break one of my [ __ ] rib and then two seconds later Tim game and she looked back be behind her [Music] butt and his eyes were crossed and he filled her booty up like a [ __ ] water balloon her butt cheeks [ __ ] felt like he was spanking a water bed oh look at that and he stood back with her butt spread open and some goo kind of sliding eye I think you sprang a Leake oh we're going to have to [ __ ] patch that up [ __ ] tring to clean her up Jesus that's your own J it's okay for me to use a viagara but you shouldn't use the lord's name in vain and he was like round two and she said I need a rest break I've been alive 40 years and I have not [ __ ] even one time until [ __ ] now damn I'm tired I've been sucking guys off in tree houses since my [ __ ] teens no you didn't tell me that what am I going to tell the [ __ ] Paul Bear at our wedding that the my pennium is not a [ __ ] is a problem just cuz you have a Heisman doesn't mean I have a hman well why didn't you just do like the girls from Saudi Arabia where it's illegal have sex and they have to [ __ ] do anal a lot of people from Iraq have [ __ ] irritable vow syndrome isn't that from the spicy foods okay this is disgusting it's not doing it for me they stopped and she put her robe back on Tim got cleaned up and like a little kid that jacks off for the first time he felt like he had sinned and he got sad and he had a bad rest of the day by himself all that [ __ ] time spent on Christianity just for him to come once and now he doesn't even care he never noticed the CBD smoke sex shop until that day on his drive home and the devil told him to get inside right now and he went and he stared at the dildo section and he saw the different kinds of things and he's like I bet she'll like this I'm going to buy one and Tim asked that trans girl on a tie-dye T-shirt about the different types and his brain was like just get the biggest [ __ ] one and he brought it home and he kind of like hit it in a drawer in his bedroom and it was later that night and they were either going to go to sleep or have sex and he shut the lights off they started doing it and she was like wow tamam you got [ __ ] lot bigger since earlier today well you bring out the best in me babe I don't know it kind of feels cold and plasticy and she turned and saw Tam with a big John in his hand babe I'm sorry I think I'm going crazy God you're so [ __ ] weird why do you just [ __ ] me with your not why you use a fake one babe I don't know I didn't have sex until today and now I already want to do DPS Demi please fine but I don't [ __ ] like it why is it make you come you're going to squir from it okay I'm [ __ ] done yeah use your real dick and he did and he [ __ ] oh he came like as fast as he ever [ __ ] could and all the scary like feelings of sex like just went away and he just was was like sobered up real quick he's like what did I [ __ ] do and he looked at the don'tto he's like this [ __ ] damn it and he [ __ ] he's like fine and and he went and threw it in the trash he's like I can't believe I did that and Tim's life completely fell apart and all he wanted to do was [ __ ] every single day he used to have a job and now all he does is jack off at his job completely lost his life I mean one time he was driving for work and it was like 90 miles to the next stop and he opened his laptop in the passenger seat on a hot spot and he pulled down his pants and he jerked off and came on the floorboard of his carpet under his steering wheel and stomped it out with his shoes and then raced inside the hospital and saw someone that worked for him and said hey and the guy wanted to shake his hand and he [ __ ] just stared at his hand and oh [ __ ] and shook it and he's like I'm sorry and the guy's like what and and I got to go with the bathroom real quick and he ran and washed his hands and he came home and he said Demi we need to sit down and talk butts are for babies 10 50% of women are single and it's because they don't want to get pregnant and not be skinny and diet culture is why you're not a dad I just want to do it what about the little dinosaur fossil they find in Jurassic Park that's has the little mosquito inside what if they made that into a pill form and you put it in your mouth and it melted down on your tongue and you swallowed Tim's little tadpole and it swam around in your belly maybe clawed to the side of the skin Like A Parasite and then grew bigger into a baby and that made us parent like a blood thinner pill that had a baby in it you just pop it in before brunch and you have a baby and become a parent I would still have the tummy Tim as soon as it's born we'll do plastic surgery we'll shave your stomach off and you'll be in a swimsuit just like that in time for summer we had sex for the first time yesterday I should have never sucked you off Tim you would have turned into the team cancer if I would have made you come and golly you literally wouldn't have this career go back to the being gay and I'll be a lesbian and we just be a publicity St deal