AI reveals Kamala Harris's real ethnicity | Luma Dream Machine

it's Kaa Harris and today we're tackling the big question am I black am I Indian or am I just a really good cook let's figure this out together because apparently my identity is more complicated than a recipe for biriyani so here's the deal my mom's Indian my dad's Jamaican which basically means I'm the ultimate combo platter on one side there are samosas on the other jerk chicken and let me tell you deciding what's for dinner is harder than passing legislation in Congress people keep asking me kamla are you more black or more Indian I'm here to focus on the real issues like why does no one ever ask if I'm good at dancing seriously y'all one minute I'm nailing the bangra the next I'm doing the Electric Slide the only identity crisis I've ever had is deciding between butter chicken and fried chicken my life is a NeverEnding food battle and honestly the real winners here are my paste buds so the next time someone asks you about my identity just tell them this I'm comma Harris half Curry half soul food 100% ready to lead and if you ever need a dinner recommendation you know who to call

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