Taylor Tomlinson | Judging People #shorts #standupcomedy #usa

and I thought to myself wow if that happens to me I'm going to stop my wedding you know what cut the music cut just cut it real quick babe come here we're just gonna just say missm sidebar much fun you need to get your [ __ ] together I showed up I have a spray tan I'm wearing flavored underwear for you yeah pot roast panties just like your mom used to make which is weird that's a weird request but I did it now we're going to go back out don't look at them look at me I'm your future you focus up buddy okay oh don't start crying now it's too late and too early you save that up cuz we're going to go back out there and we're going to get it right this time aren't we yeah we are cuz if you don't cuz if you don't I will make your life a living hell you understand me I could bake you cookies every day or I can make you miserable forever I don't give a [ __ ] either way I just need a project [ __ ]