TWO SIDED Podcast (James Earl Jones & Plague: 10Sept24)

about time one yes yes now here's a little story I got to tell about the two sides of life you know so well the series and the fun obviously told by John peacock and my boy PE they have a little podast name two-sided pod don't leave now it gets better after a few shots for br San Diego they run this land a sherff POS on their ass cuz they in demand one lonely listener you might be all of us together make a community so get comfy gets bumpy with PX the show's about to start and my Beard's getting [Music] CLA you're listening to two-sided a Live recorded podcast where each week I challenge Pete with a bit of a two sides of Life the serious and the fun [Music] John John John John what's up everybody ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages we are the two-sided pod we're here every Tuesday 8:00 P p.m Pacific 11 p.m. Eastern that's 400 a.m. green which mean which sandwich time if you happen to be across the pond uh I'm here with my my counterpart the the too televisor the selo Strangler the Brooklyn Brawler the red head from the side of the wrong bed said John LP what's up [Laughter] buddy what is [ __ ] happening baby all right folks we are the two-sided pod thanks for tuning in if you click that link above your heads on the stereo streets you will see our live YouTube If you see our live YouTube you can click uh the link above your head and probably you that shouldn't be there that's a there's nothing above your head you should probably get that checked out ain't that right John yeah man yeah man uh so uh you got any messages or should we just jump into the show no man I'm thinking well the the thing is I I know that normally we should just jump into the show that's what we do right that's what that's what you wait for you wait for people come in like oh we should do this thing but what the people want John what the people crave it's what gets the people going is us just talking man let's just uh let's just uh hey bud how's it going all right fair enough we're getting a lot of feedback on our open chat no one wants this no one gives a [ __ ] they actively want JN to start the show well folks who am I to go against the masses I am but a man with an opinion heavy drinking problem and no regret like thepress John Raise Your Glass lower expectations buddy let's get going yeah yeah Cheers Cheers well howdy [Music] you're coming to my house John you come into my house you play a [ __ ] dig redo granted I know you're not here but you're in my [ __ ] computer it sounds like you're digy doing kazoing in my domicile I don't like it I don't want it and I will not stand for it sir [ __ ] yeah we got some we got vagabon heart listing from Scotland right on you know love you always have glad you're here mate you'll learn more about our horror World accents as we go through the show [ __ ] awesome sauce what's up sorry if that was offensive it only it truly only gets worse from [Laughter] here what's up everybody thanks for tuning in John I believe you just uh offended all the listeners with your diging dud kazoo what were you about to say well I was about to say if since we're talking YouTube I noticed we have 99 subscribers uh we're looking for that number 100 tonight on the show a special prize will go out that's right if you act now and you are that H 100th subscriber you too will get the antidote that's right folks not GNA say what the poison is but be assured you probably have taken it ain't that right John oh yeah I know I have all right bud sorry I I derailed you so good I even forgot I derailed you yeah as as you as you were sir I'm joh El peacock out in Brooklyn New York I'm my boy Pete I'm [ __ ] amazing at my job amazing in no I'm amazing in my job in in my own mind I'm a I'm a legend in my own mind time mind doesn't matter in Southern California and you're listening to two-sided a Live recorded podcast where each week I challenge Pete with a bit of the two sides of Life the fun and the serious John the me and the you the right and the wrong my friend the yes and the no the pull and the push the E and the flow the give and the take the ying and the Yang you don't even care what I say anymore you're just getting [ __ ] all gathered together I would say you're a gatherer I'm a Hunter I'm a Kate you're an ally I'm a I'm a I'm a she no that sucks I am a she [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] mind I'm a curly no you're a Larry you're all Larry oh it's the hair a I Curly no the stupidity St stupidity stupidity see now I can't emphasize my right syllables John if this was a goddamn podcast about English language dition we would argue my friend anyway back to you uh my boy Pete let's as we always do let's start with a general check-in uh my boy Pete how you feeling well John I'll be honest I I'm feeling a little bit of self-conscious a touch a a smidge a tad I uh I got a little drunk and started trimming my beard and it turned out I trimmed into a mustache I'm like hey man why are you trying to [ __ ] support the police officer's ball like why is what is this going hey you know what you know how fast you were going you've been drinking T night sir I almost had to get my hair high and tight just to finish it off but I was like I better just shave the mustache tomorrow but until then it's a lot of it's a lot of [ __ ] push Brom cookie duster kind of [ __ ] not a big time right mustache rid and all that yeah was chips your favorite TV show Growing Up oh no chips were one of my favorite snacks as a child of a fat family growing up but uh well speaking of uh nothing let's go to our first lightning round what's up johnp what's up my boy Pete Lightning Run you sound fantastic thanks man I was uh working on some Doppler effects and also some uh screaming exercises and neither one seem to have any [ __ ] bearing on my intro so here we go baby who well how have you been how have you been well you know it's been a a long hard road to screaming and rocking baby but what are you gonna do when it's one day for the other you know it's a 12-step program and N will is the 13th baby so I'm all the way there you know what I mean well why don't you rot that Robo uh Over The Green Room do a little vocal rest for your next one and we'll see you later all right I'm gonna see what happens I'm GNA talk to my physical therapist to see if I can get some pills and then I'll have The Bravery to call my vocal therapist to see if he's mad at me for yelling I don't know it's a whole process and I'm going to get through it but I'm GNA go make those finger sandwiches and Green Room Baby W bye bye seems good there's there was a lot there was a lot to unpack there John I don't know why he keeps coming around I don't know why you keep inviting him you know what people in other countries are like what the [ __ ] is happening over there like well bro we I think you know I think this is a this is kind of The Fringe Outlook of what is happening how that is affecting the normal populace yeah yeah it's like it's like the peanut butter or uh root beer of the world is purely American 100% John was a corporate lawyer and I believed in the economy does that's not true John go ahead everyone who's anyone knows that the first lightning round of the episode is always a standard Q&A uh my boy Pete are you ready for the questions I am ready I'm ready my friend hit me with the questions all right uh my boy uh what was your favorite comedy of the 1980s what does that mean uh let's go let's let's go TV shows only uh no let's go movies let's go movies comedy movies of the 1980s that were made 1980s that I liked in the 80s that I watched when I was a child of the 80s because the first comedy would be like my up upbringing that was [ __ ] slapstick at best well nowadays it would be a little questionable we couldn't do it noways John let's go that you that you still enjoy your favorite of the 80s today of what movies comedy comedy movies comedy movies of the 80s State yeah uh big big big fan of bachelor party um I went back I went on Saturday and watched the original Beetlejuice and then watched the new one on Sunday in the theater yeah it was good no not definitely definitely not one of my fa it's hard to hold up in the 80s bro [ __ ] hard to hold up in the 80s uh I would say bletch I would say catty Shack that's good that's good I would [Music] say I think it's 81 I would say Stripes yeah that's fil in there hell yeah man Bill Murray is the [ __ ] [ __ ] 80s comedy you had Bill M uh Mr Mom was great Mich ke Michael Keaton um little known fact John his Christian name all hail Satan was Michael Douglas but he changed it because there was already a Michael Douglas in this next movie he comes out with where he's the Hitman with Alzheimer's his name in the credits will be Michael Douglas ke e go figure yeah you know what John I'm not here for just a [ __ ] [ __ ] eye candy and [ __ ] witty criticisms and [ __ ] aggressive drinking John I bring [ __ ] to the table to I'm somebody my mama will be proud that I got a no longer loose neck with a big old brain being wasted John well my boy Pete I got to give it to you that's right everybody you heard it here first my boy Peach just taught us something the less you know that's right folks if you tune in 8:00 pm Pacific 11 p.m. Eastern that's 400 amm green which mean which sandwich time sorry 11 p.m. Eastern 8:00 pm Pacific Tuesdays there you go 4 a.m green wi me sandwich time on Wednesdays if you're across the pond you really good at your job John I don't I don't have much to live for but the things I live for [ __ ] with the neighbor at 400 a.m. following the root cause of I don't even want to get into that it's going to cause some things on Reddit but John there's very few things I'm good at but my job is usually not one of them so I'm very proud of these moments uh let's go to the next question my boy Pete um your favorite sci-fi movie of the 80s see he was uh no 79 was the thing that was great um if you I was a huge fan of Return of the Jedi I saw that as a kid in the theater probably like three or four times granted it was a summertime so I made my grandma take me a lot he just like the air conditioning I love the air conditioning but I'm pretty sure Grandma had a thing for Harrison Ford I don't know but I mean right well you were a kid so you probably like the Ewoks a lot there yeah there was that I I liked uh no I I was a kid but I liked uh I didn't know why but I liked uh Leia's outfit in jaa's Palace big fan big fan of the Dancy outfit shiny turns out I explored a lot of SNM kind of [ __ ] Java Palace related in my adult life strangely enough to talk to a therapist about that and unpack that [ __ ] you know there's not there is definitely more than one dungeon that is Java is palestin bro I have two in my personal presence so I know for a fact on this blog yeah Halloween is awesome around here because people are just coming out of their basements like this is great like you can hear a lot of the [ __ ] Play It Again all right finally my last question of this round my boy Pete uh what is your favorite fantasy movie of the night uh I was uh of the you said 80s right yeah yeah never ending Never Ending Story yeah like Valore tell me you don't see a goddamn uh labber dooodle that's white and you want to [ __ ] ride him in the yard I don't give a [ __ ] how big he is and how big I am I'm like a Trey you and I'm trying to [ __ ] stop the [ __ ] nothing they look like strong hands don't they John but the nothing came and took them away John ain't that right brother that's right brother we got a couple of packets pop and uh then Let's uh get on to our first segment right fair enough folks thanks for tuning in if you're on the stereo streets you can click that link above our heads we'll be on the YouTube live if you're on the YouTube live type in some messages we will respond to them as we see fit uh or as we see unfit we will do a a smattering of best hits but we're going to try and play a lot of our new stuff tonight so stick with us it's going to be a great show ain't that right John how you doing 100% that's why that's why you know what I have to I'm saying it out loud and I'm going to stay stay with it I always like hey John you're driving whenever we're a little up because John can do a little little better but then he starts driving about like a block in like I made the wrong choice I made the wrong every time he drives like I made the wrong choice and then it's the rest of the time like well go limp and I try to practice like remember the craft chest dummies and I try to do like and then we get there like are we here all right fair enough let's go drink we at it yeah John I'm gonna I'm going to give you the keys but let's figure out how you drive the way home also I got to get some yellow cautionary tape to put on me for the ride all right have fun Bud see you on the outside I'm saying yeah John remember that one the yeah the Remake wasn't as good the video game was not great but the original when they did the banana peel dog in the kennel wrecked me oh oh like that wrecked me how come you gotta [ __ ] with dogs now thing how can you gota [ __ ] with dogs now that's that's the one that you you mentioned as one of your favorites but you thought it was 79 I thought it was 79 but it could be 8081 like it's it's early 80s regardless now we're out the lightning round we don't have to worry about decades at this point it's a great movie it's a great movie well you know what uh take that alien alien I believe the original alien [ __ ] listen to me now hear me now [ __ ] believe me later the original alien if you put it on in a goddamn room with the lights out surround sound loud as [ __ ] don't talk don't get on your phones if a child walks in make sure you hit you know what you got to preemptively all the kids line them up hit all the kids send them to their room so you come down you get another fresh one like this tell them John and then all the lights go out say does anyone have any questions line them up hit all them you get a bunch of cocktails you [ __ ] get nicotine gum patches [ __ ] everybody everybody have everything you need right we all everybody good you do not pause the movie you do not talk through the movie you shut the [ __ ] up and watch this movie from beginning to end it is one of the most terrifying suspenseful the the buildup is so much oh my God they mostly come out at night John mostly he's right above us and I know we can only think about it coming out of his step oh no not again not again you guys watch that movie report back to me reply in the comments tell me if there's a a different button we can set up instead of the generously give to the buttons for John peacock fund because right now we're GNA put that nonprofit on hold we did the it's a whole thing you can write off on your taxes just to send two or three buttons a day that's all we ask to button John L peacock shirt up but from this point 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not a good corporate structure John I'm not good at business plans right but I'm great at Showmanship also here's your Parting Gift your T-shirt and please rate like And subscribe on our YouTube channel when we show you're firing we're gonna go ahead and let dogs out and then we all do the woo woo woo as they go through the line uh we we we'll give you a good recommendation if you dance through the line woo woo woo is that enough dancing that's it I would say I would not hire her again tell him that that's pretty funny John all right hey bab hey girl hey girl hey see John you're just plugging things in you're doing you're doing the Lord's work for your pop couple say shout out to the room my goodness they all say hello hey I'm just saying it's Tuesday it's Faith frequency it's a two-sided card what else it's John and Pete I haven't seen what kind of shirt John is wearing tonight but you know I'm sure fan [ __ ] tastic because the fan is here to cool it officially down boo well you're 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going to play as message but we don't we don't have time to wait for that [ __ ] anymore we're just gonna move on do a show oh but you know who we got longtime listener long too far from hearing her voice again [Music] hey John peacock hey my boy you going and ly and SED human and S figment whatever your name is um hello to you um yeah hi hi hi hi Lolly here for the show for the show yes hello hello hello by so good to hear your voice again VI Rose so good to hear your voice hope you're doing well I I I was delaying as I was saying as I will do once again John sorry I couldn't I couldn't help it but here's the deal I was delaying but now we're we're g to start the show because John has a lot of things to yell at us everyone get your notepads out there will be a test sooner or later I'm not talking about here what I'm talking about in life and if you have a pen and a paper you're always prepared that's the Boy Scout me folks get your pens get your papers get your butts together John's about to start ain't that right John that's right man let's do a shot oh yes sir thank you it's about time here we are acting like adolescence we're me about town John we're fashionably late and uncomfortably early hello everybody we are the two-sided Cheers Cheers everybody the out that shot goes out to The Great late James Earl Jones James Earl Jones I was if you said Edward James almost I was like thinking that I was like you if you knew something I don't know I would Stand and Deliver my most epic cry but sorry he's he's been fantastic John he's been in everything I know we all know him from just Star Wars but if you look at his his career spanning of what he's done John one day you're going to look across all these internal thoughts that I'm having right now and all the these thoughts will be yours now think about that if it was said in James Earl Jones's voice right that would have been epic you know what I mean all right sorry go well let's talk a little bit about his life and works and where he came from and and how he got to the being one of those pivotal voices of American film and TV uh he was born in in 1939 January 17th in Mississippi quickly moved 39 3 31 I'm sorry 31 1931 [ __ ] 1931 yeah okay all right you know what let's let's all everybody let's we're GNA be drinking a lot for this because 31 that's a good life that's a long life that's too long Grand was still working he was doing great stuff but like that's not to right the whole thing is I want I want to be like able to take care of my hostages until the final standoff you know when I'm old yeah right so I want to be able-bodied right I don't want it to end too soon or there to be any needless uh sacrifices made you know what I mean John yeah y ah too soon sorry Jesus Christ allegedly allegedly I got dark real quick bro we're all dealing with the [ __ ] loss in our own way yeah Jesus so Robert Earl Jones was a boxer and an actor he was mostly absent from the family going around boxing and acting uh and he was uh James was raised by his maternal grandparents in Mississippi and moved with them to Michigan he was a michig gangsta say again M Michigan Michigan Michigan there you go in Michigan uh they you know they they didn't say so it was probably pretty rural here and there hither and thither somewhere in the Mitten yeah right uh dirty as it was uh he cleaned it up a little bit so he was uh African uh American as people know but he was also Cherokee uh cha and Irish and Irish how do we know that he was I can see the Cherokee Chaka how do we know Irish like did was there 23 and me did we how are we just saying things how do we know no he uh his full ancestry not full but he chased his ancestry back or his family did and it was it was be it became public okay all right John all right you know John's Earth parents are actually uh from all over the Midwest and the western United States Southwest but uh his real sers um well we'll not get into that right John that's right you signed something about that I did that is one of the reasons that uh nope that's fine my favorite Sci-Fi movies our packed that we made to keep doing the show until my family is free so anyway uh he as we talked about for those who listen loyally to us uh couple episodes about stuttering he developed an extremely severe stutter in childhood which left him terribly self-conscious and shy around other children one of these days John you'll be the Darth Vader of the [ __ ] future with your [ __ ] your goddamn determination to be better than your stock upbringing to to to to yeah I'm gonna be Darth Vader you're gonna be great bud I believe in you you need to learn to box and also moved to Michigan for just like a while just enough so because of this he generally didn't speak until a teacher helped him uh out of his silence during his high school years quote I had a great English teacher who believed in language Jones told The Hollywood Reporter and he looked at a poem I wrote and said it's too good for you to have written so to prove you wrote it please stand up in the front of the class and recite it from memory [ __ ] you teacher number one as a teacher John of English I I hope you are better than that that you do not believe in the English language I I learned the skills so I can dissuade others from ever speaking this [ __ ] John if someone wrote Because yeah yeah I [ __ ] take a lot of [ __ ] 1990s R&B [ __ ] baby making hits as poems when I was in junior high all right but if someone but I also I'm a heartfelt [ __ ] John I got feelings I hopes dreams and Ambitions John and sometimes John sometimes I put them to paper and if a teacher came up and said do it from memory I'm like you know what I don't have my backup dancers my singers aren't even here I barely done anything my boy Pete pick him up get ready peppers pippers where's my trailer the whole thing John I'm an artist right even in high school I have [ __ ] goddamn standards and I'm not going to be held accountable by some godamn teacher turns out you know what I learned from this story thus far what's that James R Jones was a [ __ ] square a conformist fck him and not standing up for himself bucking the man who's trying to quash your cre Integrity John if there was a microphone I'd drop it if there's you know I'm just going to smoke this joint and call it a [ __ ] mic drop [ __ ] you guys so to end the quote and I did it without stuttering so he used that as a program to get me to talk oh yeah yeah you did because you memorized he's like H also it was pleasured John the thing is man [ __ ] that teacher you don't put a kid because think about it was the best possible case scenario for him right you do that to a kid today hey there's 35 38 kids in this classroom there's 43 we're overcrowded sorry there's no Tas those [ __ ] in the back have knives I know also oh you wrote it oh you wrote it get up here and recite it from memory get up here and recite it from memory and like someone's like I'm gonna kill you in the front row hey hey hey stop threatening death hey all right go ahead recite that [ __ ] from memory the heart is a Lonely Hunter mother the [ __ ] you didn't write that [ __ ] two paths diverse in the woods man I'm GNA murder you in the hall tell me how the that's a good teaching method that's [ __ ] old school John here and this is why I'm running for [ __ ] class president because we're not GNA have any more of those [ __ ] pop quizzes from our teachers man Mr Johnson he can suck it we're not g to stand for it anymore we're all on our phones [ __ ] his class [ __ ] pop quizzes my boy Pete for [ __ ] class bre well you know this was 1945 to 40 8 so it was a little while ago oh Dar in his class my boy Pete believes that we can wear t-shirts even at church but you got to go to church the Lord is watching uh the program he developed and I think this is going to make you love the teacher now because he had him uh memorize Shakespeare and then go to the beach at the lake and and shout it out into the beach you got you gotta come to my [ __ ] lake house come to the garage take your shirt off yell into this mirror the more clothes you take off yell into this mirror it's just a mirror no big deal oh my God 1921 was the best year of my life that's when I found out about teaching and two-way mirrors so if you just yelling to the mirror about uh Richard ivth or fifth or sixth or whatever the [ __ ] you want to do take off your shirt you're going experience like an acting quiet and action with that confidence he was able to push through his stutter and again become one of the great voices of our time and to his uh final days he said that he was still a terrible stutter he just was able to gain the confidence and understanding to push through that John it sounds like a I'm I'm a I'm poor at sex but I found the confidence to push through and now I'm a goddamn Maniac no [ __ ] it's all your in your head so like I thought I was lactose intolerant now I can't deal uh one day of my life without eating a quart of sour cream John it's it's I used to be scared of heights now I can't re now I can't reach orgasm unless I'm over 45,000 feet John it's like what else let's J let's J John yeah let's compare some [ __ ] hey man I like how free and crazy I am after I've been drinking but my body is a temple and I'm thinking about two pie season and all these empty calories are just killing me should I go to clear alcohol like Rich chicks do when they're trying to lose weight or should I be a goddamn man and do the two-sided pod Tuesdays Thursdays 8:00 p.m. Pacific 11: p.m. Eastern it's 4 a.m. green Wich me sandwich time and trying and maintain the two pounds of [ __ ] water weight and sugar and goddamn intolerance that I deal with every week my boy Pete you're good at your job let's get back to the story uh so he was a University of Michigan student uh originally studying medicine but soon discovered acting uh after college he served in the military uh during the Korean War and then returned to his passion of Performing once he finished his service right everybody has to finish their service Lisa neelon is here she's uh yeah what's up H you know this is like service you can do if you send us an emails at two-sided pod gmail.com we will sign off on community service this is this is like service so John you were saying about he came back after his service in right yeah right yeah so he moved to New York uh City and uh studied at the American Theater Wing and took on the stage name for a little while Todd Jones inspired by a childhood nickname Tod Jones I'm a big I believe in Mike Jones I'm a big fan Mike Jones but I don't know about Todd Jones is that uh did he do a lot of crowd work or did he have sets that he's working in the village uh little is known because he he had all that destroyed and I don't mean taped because they weren't taped you just have the people destroy anyway you found a job oh John you I I promise you that has been on my mind like not recently because I made a clarification if I was ever going to run for political office I was going to have to destroy a lot of my backs and about a year ago I was like I it's too much there's no way I can scrub everything but I I still I still know for you like it's a song and a dance so just remember that okay okay Christmas is coming so I want to give you the gift of here's all the information I have and I can never use okay it's a stocking stuffer it's a something uh he found a job as a janitor to make ANS meet uh during the early days of his career and he also got to know his father for the first time because uh he was then working in the dramatic arts as well hold up I'm unpacking that that was all in one like two sentence little paragraph there uh so he was involved in the Arts and got to know his father because his father happened to be in involved in the Arts too he was a boxer and an actor and so he was acting out in New York right right so it was like is there a goddamn car starting around here because he had a deep voice all the time right uhuh uhhuh if a deep voiced person John work with me let's let's Workshop this yeah okay John you have a deep voice yes I believe I do I that note I believe I do I I yeah yeah p p right like if you see if you see Pap Pap Pap Pap you just see papa like oh papa pap there you go John and now you have a stutter yeah you D me perfect hey that right there is a 1947 Falcon you can hear the two stroke it's an amazing piece of Machinery only oh my God it's my son I'm sorry sir we're going to go a different direction hey this is [ __ ] hey Cham your J I think you got something going there you stuttering [ __ ] you ruined me and that's a real clip you can see in his uh fatherson reunion that's now coming out on Hulu or right no right no yeah so in uh 63 uh Jones picked up his first ammy award nomination for his performance on the TV show east side wests side the following year he played uh Lieutenant loar Zog in Stanley Kubrick's War satire Dr Strange Love or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb soring Peter stellers and uh George C Scott and during the mid-60s he also started two soaps Guiding Light and As the World Turns both portraying doctors I believe anything you said John that man just inspired confidence there's few people in the world that I'm just stupid I I am an Impulse Shopper right but my thing is I know I'm a [ __ ] impulse Shopper so I can look up like Oh I like that I like that I like that I like that I like that like you're a [ __ ] idiot don't do it but there's certain things that I'm like oh that's too good that's real good oh my God man gives birth to baby I have to buy that that's amazing or like 15 for one [ __ ] family size like what yeah it's a clearance this is [ __ ] amazing you know how you said I I was gonna be an alcoholic last time I was here buying things at your store and now you're you you think that I'm going to be a [ __ ] diabetic because of the thing you're also both right okay I'll take all of them super good super good so uh back to the stage uh Jones had a career breakthrough in 1968 when he started as boxer Jack uh Jack Jefferson the character based on the real fighter Jack Johnson in the Broadway drama the Great White Hope one of my one of my favorite albums was uh Jack Johnson's uh uh Banana Pancakes uh very Punchy wor the jab a lot make a banana pancakes hand punching in the face with a jab and even though we can't stop all the rounds and sorry shh quiet quiet go you're it's not me is John it's you it's well so that guy I'm the you're the best of us John not not of this show well I mean yes of the show but of us folks ladies and gentlemen boys and girls I want you to know that John thinks he's better than all of you so if you don't like that send us an email at twood gmail.com that's tpod gmail.com tell tell John to stop be L how we live fair enough go ahead well they made a uh film version of the play and he received an uh Academy Award nomination and he got the Golden Glow uh of the of the white yeah the Great White Hope yeah that's no that's it's good man you start saying like oh people won awards for plays you lose me John one of the things that I don't like is [ __ ] theater right number one in my book [ __ ] your culture not just like your culture but culture in general right yeah why are we why are we in the streets man why are we not wearing loin cloths like the [ __ ] all the boobies said from 1960 you see Beastmaster that's the [ __ ] I'm looking for I got a hawk egg I got a [ __ ] Barrett collection I've been looking to [ __ ] walk around broken ass Brooklyn with John I got frequent flyer miles and I have a [ __ ] bar cage waiting to [ __ ] make this happen bud sorry sorry where were we uh the Great White Hope that's right stage Place yeah right yeah I know you love them so uh in 8788 uh Jones starred in The Broadway premiere of August Wilson's fences got a second Tony and uh you know he did a 20 uh 2008 uh production of Kat on a hoton roof uh which featured in all black cast um Driving Miss Daisy in 2010 uh the best man in 2012 but that was that but that was a stage play he did not win or anything because he was not Morgan Freeman thank you very much John you can't take it with you in 2014 and 15 the Gin game which I saw him in in 2015 and 16 and in 2017 he's received the Tony award for Lifetime Achievement all right in 2018 I met him at a gin joint in Manhattan 2019 he came to my house because I met him at a bodega they were out of Jin and I said I bought all the bottles come to my house I dare you he said I never for I four score that's not it John I don't know how does he sound John do your no don't do the [ __ ] no don't do the [ __ ] Darth Vader do do a James ear old Jones if you can't for bonus points to Edward James almost well when I I met him uh there were some ladies in front and one said hello he said oh the back oh are you a stutter and she said no I'm just nervous oh I'm a terrible stutter and that's my James R Jones impression ladies and gentlemen boys and girls the Thunder from Down Under the Toledo Terror the Brooklyn Brawler the redhead Rambler John El peacock wins again let's all give a [ __ ] hand you guys Jesus H Jes right let's do a shot you win you win that James R Jones voice over appreciation in the horrible week we've had of the Week John we're gonna we're gonna mail you your certificate but we're going to send you hate mail at two-sided pop at gmail.com perfect okay let's do a shot until then and then we'll continue on yeah folks this has been great thanks for tuning in anybody out in the stereo streets click the link above your head we're on the YouTubes if you're on the YouTubes click that link above your head there's nothing there it's a a like it's an alert it's a tell your friends tell your co-worker tell your PE officer just it's an internal alert for the soul don't be scared this is natural this is what happens when you're first here it gets worse trust me but it's worth it cheers cheers now well funny you should mention because you're welcome for listening it's now time for Darth Vader so in the mid uh 70s Star Wars Creator George Lucas uh cast towering British actor David Prout as the guy inside Darth Vader's black suit but decided he wanted someone else to voice the character hey man here's a deal this is going to be an off I stop apologizing you know what it's like marriage right this is what I want but then I realized about likeing a month into production I realized I need someone else inside the suit and that folks is an inappropriate joke that if you come to the two-sided pod emotional support Therapy Group every Tuesday 8800 PM Pacific 11 P p.m. Eastern that's 4 a.m. green which mean s time if you're across the pond in the monin I guess that's what AM is yeah Wednesdays fair enough doesn't matter John here's the deal we can work all this out we can figure this out in the Green Room which we're going to be at we're going to play a lot of messes we're going to figure this out we're gonna get to the route I believe John the root of the problem we'll be right back and we're back uh so the quote is uh George thought he wanted a Parton the expression darker voice Jones once told the American Film Institute I locked out oh oh are we talking like oh drar Noir as opposed to Aqua Deo are we talking fragrance why fra John [ __ ] fragrance fra everybody say it with me fragrance fragrance we're not that drunk here we go folks fragrance yeah are we talking a fragrance you want a little darker a rum uh perhaps oh are we did Star Wars from from 1970 George Lucas Inception of not 70 but his Inception yeah no no I yeah yeah no I'm with you but I'm saying he probably figured this out in 76 75 right once you're shooting once you're doing a thing and you figured so I'm covering my bases I know how the [ __ ] trolls work John that's why I'm so PC they call me PC my boy P because this guy covers his ass I dare you to [ __ ] cancel me no that's not something to say or if they listen to the first part of the show every show 8 p.m. Pacific 11:00 p.m. Eastern 4: a.m. G me S time cross John where were we well Star Wars so working on the film he actually recorded all of his lines in a few hours and he wasn't even listed in the film's credits uh because no one knew it was going to be a phenomenon it was very low budget how much do you think he was paid for the movie well don't get me started John I feel like they would also they would they would truly pay money so I would say ,000 dollar like, 1500 bucks like but I would say like oh you get any you you want to come to [ __ ] craft Services you can fill all of your pockets with hot dogs all of them like some [ __ ] up [ __ ] well a little better than that 7,000 uh Jones said and I thought it was good money hell yeah John you look at uh uh Dead Alive you look at uh um any of the Bruce Evil Dead yeah any Evil Dead um any of that [ __ ] uh Henry [ __ ] what's the director's name [ __ ] um Jesus Christ I can't think of it Carpenter [ __ ] the John Carpenter yeah that he convinced as they're shooting up in the area like hey you can have a night with Bruce [ __ ] here he comes and like that's how they put up their people and like other people would come like Bruce would have to walk them in and they'd come in like this is how they would have their staff stay in places like all these chicks houses and they'd have like oh we'd all get together at the bar and we do a thing like it was a super [ __ ] up like it's it's things that we would do John it's aggressively so yeah at that point like bro You're Not Gon to get your money no one's getting money like at that point like yeah okay you're doing a voiceover thing did he get any did he get any on the back end did he ever get anything on the back end well yeah because tons of residuals and millions more dollars because he was paid well after they got a budget for the other movies but no I understand that but I'm saying Star Wars yeah Star Wars did he get was there any negotiation or was it built into impire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi was it built into any of the future movies was it just like oh sorry we can't give you residuals was that residuals as far as like oh we're going to give you this and plus 10% this plus 10% every movie because of you don't have any residuals you don't have [ __ ] for number one I would almost hope that if he didn't originally get residuals which as a voice actor he might they might have negotiated that no because he wasn't even in the credits hell no John they wanted him back he could renegotiate that can you no you can you really oh yeah oh for sure here's the deal here's the deal number one I'm gonna have to talk to my agent because this is all [ __ ] I don't know you could renegotiate contracts this is all [ __ ] number two [Music] John be prepared for a call okay all right fair enough no we're not even going to go there all right so uh to wrap up the Star Wars section um Jan said I wanted to make Darth Vader more interesting more subtle more psychologically or Jon said uh but he said no no no you got to keep his voice on a very narrow band of inflection cuz he ain't human because you know George Lucas and he was a terrible director Luke I am your father John if they could have but they did SNL [Music] did um auditions SNL did auditions for uh uh Darth Vader Han Solo Luke Skywalker all the Yoda uhuh uhuh you remember that [ __ ] right yeah Misa hope you brought that [ __ ] into your [ __ ] research okay after that he became one of the most famous and most sought-after voices in American film and television you know maasa from uh from The Lion King uh he did it with a uh direct uh video sequel The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride uh he was the CNN tagline this is CNN as well as this is CNN International and the bell Atlantic tagline B Atlantic the heart of communication does this look infected to you brought to you by kaer house welcome to Verizon he had he did for them uh and uh I I can't believe I hate the whole thing from Cheesecake Factory and uh 2000 and 2004 Summer Olympics for NBC uh he was the big pie in the sky look at that goddamn Javelin Chuck that's [ __ ] stupid and you like I was saying he was the big Pie in the Sky God in the commuter game under a killing no Sky a killing moon no no no God everybody out there and I know I know I got my foxes in the house everybody knows that God is from uh Navy Seals who is a sniper that covers everybody when Charlie Sheen and the T the whole team are Under Fire God are you there God are you there yeah God here and God is on a goddamn water tower and he just makes a path to Glory as they mostly do I'll hail God hail God sorry John where were we uh I the way I found out that he had died was on Instagram uh with a clip of David Letterman's top 10 and it was the top 10 phrases that you want to hear from James Earl Jones and the last one was was up fair enough man I found out they said you have four more minutes to get the combination to figure out who your father is otherwise the Cure will not be administered John we had a hard time with that one yeah that's not true that's not true John that's not no one's responsible but uh that's a long [ __ ] life bro that's a long [ __ ] life that's a good life yeah you know what I mean hear me out we got we got we got people here right on we got people in the stereos if you are here on the stereos click that link above your head come to our YouTube that' be great if you don't I get it man I get it you have one device YouTube is [ __ ] look at John's face look at my face you you don't want to any this you don't want to do this right but fair enough but there's a lot of [ __ ] going on you know what I mean uh um my one of my good [ __ ] Brothers Who's no longer with us yesterday was his 40th birthday all yeah it was it was very good it was great it it was great it was great you know what I mean like when your brothers come together and you remember and like [ __ ] why why am I not remembering everyone you know what I mean why I not so hey man let's [ __ ] take a picture let's get together like I know we all got lives you know what I mean right there's a there's [ __ ] around find out hey what's the cheapest flight we can find like everybody roll the dice and you find the cheapest flight you can find like ah survey says we're going to Ohio right and then we [ __ ] figure out who's in Ohio and then we [ __ ] like cool we're all say days in by this [ __ ] the cheapest thing John's renting the limousine right I'm gonna rent a lot of costumes that I'm gonna dress up and try to scare Andor entice people through the entire event it's a the [ __ ] limo John let me do my goddamn work that's fine that's fine be on the other end be on the other end fair enough man anyway turns out there's a lot of conventions happening in Ohio I just looked at it up you guys like you like sugies okay with them you like make flurries better than Snuggies yeah you like the machines that make McFlurries because here's the deal John we can pretend to be managers at local Regional McDonald's from all over anyway free flurries the weekend every Buffet has has a MCG griddle and a MC sorry what's Mi sarry that's what you get from working at goddamn corporate MC I don't John it's not true it's nothing is true but if you guys send John enough email hate mail twod gmail.com that's tpod gmail.com we can figure this out it can be a it can be a Star Wars Community it can be a McDonald's corporate takeover you are the judges and we are but [ __ ] clay from the Potter tell them John all right well uh as we've talked about if you didn't know uh sorry to break the bad news yesterday uh Monday September 9th 2024 at 93 years young uh surrounded by his family uh he died uh with no cause of death being shared uh and that was Fu that John that's that's exactly how Darth Vader would have gone 93 years young I want to go here's the deal bud I promise you in the newspaper articles it'll say surrounded by his an enemies armed to the teeth last words you blue wire or red wire [ __ ] I'm ready to rock he's left only by his underlings those who have tried to break through his glass ceiling what glass ceiling may ask well how much time do you have John John life is too [ __ ] finite buddy hey bud do you have any more do you do you have any more do you have any more Bud because I have I have because I'm ready to rock on the [ __ ] uh finisher can I finish yeah or you have more yeah H it's it's some tributes from Bob thanks you know what Bob eer [ __ ] Papo XU [ __ ] P all them [ __ ] John life is the exact same thing that we're offered every one of us Sean right I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] I could be the president of Disney I could be the [ __ ] Eastern Seaboard the view is amazing but it won't change my view on how I feel about life I believe that life is too short or [ __ ] way too long yeah I believe that your idea of what you want is going to be [ __ ] it's going to be [ __ ] yeah I'm sorry man like it's [Music] not it's not it's not to your design bud it's not if you take a moment yeah if you take a moment and you ask yourself yeah if I took a moment and I [ __ ] thought that you could participate in this goddamn dissection of human living I would say John I would say John I would say John which is better my friend which is better do you want to know for as long as you could and figure out that this is hey man here's the goddamn window of the road I don't know exactly what it is but I have we're changing shifts there's different Engineers turns out we we dropped the box cars we picked up other box cars there's other things happening like it was a great like I was part of the goddamn railroad system yeah or would it be the best to be oh [ __ ] what is this [ __ ] ticking thing tick tick tick tick oh no should we go green or red I don't believe in color what boom and you're [ __ ] right right the one where you don't get a choice or the one that you get every [ __ ] choice not every choice but every chance to think about the choices you know what I mean this guy James R Jones I was talking to uh uh Edward James olar earlier about it when he was like yeah bro I'm fine and that's what I was I was like I was very worried he and I we do racket ball um by monthly and then we said we should do pickle ball and he's like I don't even like Dill so we're working that out anyway but he said 90 like he was born in 19 1918 1921 he born 1921 31 90 1931 he was he was 114 right yeah right and I was like James Earl Jones was not that old that word James old almost you don't you don't do math well and he's like well I Stand and Deliver my choices about math and I was like this is not going to work for my show is what I said to him yeah right anyway John but you gota you we all have to go through it man what is do you want do you want it quick do you wantan to oh my God John peacock's no longer here oh my God my boy Pete's no longer here we're like I got The Black Lung John and we're doing this [ __ ] five more years as I cough of a [ __ ] kitten every goddamn week and we're like oh he doesn't look good like yeah John El peacock's shirt is losing buttons but my boy Pete is losing lung right what do we what do we want you know what I mean all right and it turns out John here's the answer here's the answer here's the answer John yeah you don't want either you don't want either and the best you can hope for is something in the middle but you're not going to get that either right so so what our job is man what our job is man what our [ __ ] job is man is to be aware and present yeah and be okay with who I am and who you are and what our connection is right now today yeah I'm not saying goodbye to you [ __ ] cuz I don't believe in goodbye [ __ ] your couch I'm GNA haunt you your [ __ ] dreams or I'm GNA haunt you every Tuesday 8:00 P p.m. Pacific 11:00 p.m. Eastern that's 4:00 a.m. G me sandwich time if you're across the pond for the next 45 years John there's no telling what we may do but there is only telling that things will happen yeah yeah and that's where we're at man I feel like Edward James almost said it the best he said I am not your father my boy Pete please stop calling me and quoting Star Wars John I am father I am not your father I not father let's do a shot let's remember uh that uh The Best Is Yet To Come but it doesn't get any better from here president is the only reality live it today cheers Bud think think we got a grip of packets and these will be the last ones so we can uh finish up this show with our fin couple of seconds here's the deal John no one needs to hear you say the word a grip that makes me feel uncomfortable hey bud 1990s called said stop saying words that were created here because it doesn't work anymore tubular I've never checked you on YouTube I'm about to I've got my iPad I'm about to check you out on YouTube the two cider podcast and see what you guys I am a long time listener long time listener yes yes I've known I'm about to see your faces don't do it you YouTube on and check you guys out on YouTube Buck have you ever seen a TR wreck have see a train wreck actively coming I'm gonna put you on YouTube and [ __ ] you John L peacock why won't you wear buns my boy Pete it's a mustache that should be a mustache you are [ __ ] Indigent of the worst type brought to you by are you talking about James L Jones hey hey Jazzy Jazz hello Jazz oh she left um J um yeah yeah J yes I like James Jes dang it's been a minute boys hey thanks for uh J I mean I mean I mean thanks for like taking all my all my girlfriends cuz I didn't need them anyway can't believe that your girlfriends are all not here hey I should put that on mute but I found you I get to see what you look like hello I found you I'm watching you listening you on my phone and I can hear you on my iPad this is [ __ ] awesome can't believe that I shav a mustache and John L peacock's buttons fell off well every night we come together and we think about what the show has cost our social status and our sense of self and our timing and our otherwise life in qu in check needed a single syllable nobody would fool me if I just said a heck John you know the rest of the words oh fellas great show what fighting migraine all dat finally letting up pumpkin okay cool shower and lay down I'm sorry I'll be listening D will be commenting but I'll be listening to your DED tones as I slip off to sleep guys the best I love you salted love you girl hope you're feeling better that's some [ __ ] uh I have a bu who migraines and he like oh you got to catch them in this time to do to fix them if you don't then like good luck I was yeah I was trying to feed him weed and Edibles like he's like no man it just it's unfortunate man I'm sorry I hope you feel better glad it's excited hey why don't you take a hot shower looking turn up the stereo ain't that right John F forget about your cares forget about your woes tell them John nobody knows John sing the rest of the verse no doesn't [ __ ] matter you get it you'll be good I'm a very personable person dude I like to I like to have time sometimes like I might just want to not have it again yeah but you know there's that time when it's like why is my making it so loud why wakes me up like stop turning on the lights kind of thing 100% 100% folks yeah 100% folks here we go I don't know man well sounds like uh werewolf radio talks about oh yeah can't subside though hunger inside all right brought to you on the full moons the half Moons coming to you live live live that's every live Tuesday P Pacific 11 p.m. Eastern e that rant unless you're across the upon and then his 4M greenw me sandwich time hey pack your silver bullets tell your friends tell your co-workers tell your goddamn parole officer and goddamn Keeper of the zoo we'll be back in two and two John here we go it's kind of sad that you have to throw that far you're cool enough to understand who James Earl Jones is it's sad for me to watch but I will give you yes please soaps on your own dude that's it see my man I get it I get it I'm with you you appreciate the content you appreciate the soul you appreciate the atmosphere that the two-sided brings to the deer well buddy hey pal it's about time you learn to love the bomb you know what I mean John gets it folks if you don't know what John's reactions look like sans's buttons lack of shirt well folks hit that link above your head and see what exactly what we're all dealing with that's right folks were live on the YouTube on the sixes and sevens that's the twelves the NES folks we are the two set P 8 p.m. Pacific 11 pm Easter that's 400 a.m. green me sandwich time every Tuesday unless year cross upon this 400 a.m. green wi mean which sandwich time on Wednesdays folks the goddamn hemisphere is a goddamn travesty and we will not succumb to it let's all sing it together we will not succumb come on you know the rest of the time zones time zones [ __ ] so come on everybody knows about it doesn't matter John too late too [ __ ] early let's play the rest of these mess so there's this guy he's walking down the beach and he here's this voice and it's like hey I noticed you enjoying everything you know I I appreciate you for enjoying it and he looks there's some dude sitting on a cloud he's like um are you God yeah hey nice to meet you blah blah blah um hey can I do anything for you while while I'm here and he's like you know what I've been I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid of boats and I'm even more terrified of planes can you maybe build a bridge to Hawaii dude don't do it yeah I can build a bridge to white but there must be something else you want right don't do it extravagant Jesus please stay tuned you know what's happening this [ __ ] gay you know what's [ __ ] happening John oh look at you you're happy about it I stopped trying to act it out halfway through was like yeah man I don't want to be part of this this is the two-sided paw John gives me notes after the show I don't need to be left unawares let's see what he has to say John sh Qui I mean okay there is another thing I'm I'm walking on the beach because I've been divorced I just went through my fourth divorce man I've been divorced four times and I they've all said the same thing to me you just don't [ __ ] get it you just don't [ __ ] get it and so I'd like to get it excuse me you know i' I'd like to get women God scratches his beard bro bro he says oh yeah okay bro bro so do you want uh six Lanes or eight man come back in John I need you to help me with this one let's unpack together yeah I don't like it you just un [ __ ] plug and unmute be an animal be a [ __ ] KY store John who let's unpack this yes yeah yeah so bro I was like I was about halfway through the first one was like man this [ __ ] [ __ ] whipped [ __ ] God damn now I'm to get like look at you oh all equality and [ __ ] oh let me hold your goddamn purse nope John I now have to take the like Jesus Christ man now we got LS and [ __ ] but I do love bowling and great bowling jokes are [ __ ] pretty good John John John the best athletes that we've ever seen in our time have been those who have been able to pick up the 710 split right John I'm not saying the nachos are the cause but I'm not saying they're a deterrent Bud right sorry I needed someone to help me impact this even if you're just laughing with it I'm with it I just needed some help yeah yeah right yeah how you feeling how you feeling I'm doing good how am I doing my job you're doing your job I folks is this [ __ ] thing on is this [ __ ] thing on how am I doing at my job wonderfully so hey we're going to hit those last four if any more come in we'll get in The Green Room 100% and John stands by his word that I am doing my job when push he says I doing wonderful which is not a a [ __ ] description of jobs that one does therefore I feel like he's not gonna sign my [ __ ] sheet of community service therefore this show Tuesday 800m Pacific 11: p.m. Eastern that's 4:00 a.m. green which me swich time if you're across the pond is all for not I will not get credit for my community service from the state of California nope that's it all right all right then let's go sh quiet but is really interesting my friend man is I have to ask you guys something it's good to see you by the way my boy Pete John peacock Prescott um [Music] es was crazy to me cuz I was just telling somebody he died yesterday my mom here was talking and she was like oh he uh he died a long time ago which is what I thought he died a while back right and I had I had a confirmation today with somebody it's a collective of people that remember James Earl Jones already passed away so this is seems to be a new Mandela effect actual for real Mandela effect because it's just like the original one where people thought Mandela had died in prison right they said the same thing with um what's Russell Simmons 100% I'm going to play the next I'm going play the next message but just so you know John and I both passed away in 1912 that is the reason for John's lack of buttons they just didn't have buttons back then this is a gunny sack that I died all blue and all sexy and [ __ ] but we're both dead y'all see dead people [ __ ] Tuesdays 800 p.m. pafic L p. Eastern or cross Richard Simmons it was definitely a Richard Simmons I said Russell I think I don't even know what it is but it's Richard Simmons same Mandela no you said Richard Simmons because you looked at the goddamn YouTube feed if you're on live stereo streets you click that link over your head you'll see our YouTube live video where you'll see the embodiment of the late great Richard Simmons folks keep breathing it's not you it's us John's buttons have no boundaries for the EMB betterment of the chunking no no that's not it man shout out to Rose City what what's up hell yeah hell yeah you get it man Rose City in the building yeah what Su Revenge I see you down there yeah the two FX F you guys right man I'm saying it's here's the deal everybody sees dead people sometime in their life sometimes it could be the twoed on Tuesdays 8:00 P p.m. Pacific 11:00 p.m. Eastern it could be Wednesdays 4 a.m. green meet samur time if you're across the pond it could be a lot of things John but we just don't know all we know all we know is that the river sticks Boatman provides blood pudding that's all we know that's that is literally in Greek mythology and what I've had a couple people like I'm not from see John you get it I don't grow a mustache like this from just [ __ ] around and not knowing about blood fooing John John John we got two more messages we're gonna play those and then and then how dare you yeah all right fair enough here we go no no I see the fabulous uh Julie prunes has arriv I got got to got to give a shout out to her hell yeah hell yeah [ __ ] yes my man sleeps I we we did not give you the proper introduction we did not give you the proper love we did not give you your goddamn Just Desserts my friend all of these things will come to you because you deserve them and this is like I am the Ghost of Christmas to sat present hey man John's [ __ ] pretty [ __ ] up and has no butt buttons and I'm a little drunk here's the ghost of two-sided past hey man John doesn't believe in buttons I'm a little [ __ ] up here's the Ghost of Christmas future hey man John doesn't have any buttons I'm a little [ __ ] up all of these things will take place if you do not change your ways but also we're here Tuesday Thursday uh well no actually we John post here's a deal ah death is [ __ ] different the river sticks is hey D you want some blood put in anyway uh two more messages here we go another Mandela effect new is uh the Beetle Juice the spelling of Beetle Juice some people remember it spelled like be Beetle guys instead of a j it was a g and Beetle was spelled funky and like Beetle guys right bro now it's like straight up Beetle Juice with a j instead of a g so that's new it's the new barenstein Bears Baron stain Bears pretty weird man strange strange times we got new Mandela effects man bro John you ready yeah John John yeah John yeah you have had a goldilock take your barenstein hood oh this shit's a little too [ __ ] peacocky oh this shit's a little my boy pey number one no one should ever say those [ __ ] words again also you guys I'm not even gonna finish it because we just stop this here nip this in the bud there's no such thing as my boy py you guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] joke is just right shut the [ __ ] up Sean you get it you don't get it you're gonna no all right fair enough here's the deal man times and places man peoples and faces what are you gonna do you know what I mean yeah yeah well it's Beetlejuice in the in the uh uh title and credits but it's uh be G in uh the movie you'll see you uh in the original movie it shows uh an advertisement say it once say it twice third times a charm and there's a whole bit where Alec bald's like beet that me here's a deal what I need from you is I need you to name two other mints uh English words that can be spelled differently in a comedic fashion don't spell them deliver them in a comedic fashion ready John this is for the betterment society John John John if you can bring it 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you learned from the uh Barista Andor tattoo offish andado that you met from said headline encounter is that is that what we're talking about that's exactly what we're talking about my uh are you ready for the headline I'm ready for the headline John right now folks hold on to your butts it's about to get weird John's gonna set a [ __ ] timer for five minutes things are going to get spicy and I just wanted to right yeah from Newsweek the headline is Co Map update major shift in US states with highest rates all right no [ __ ] that John I believe that if we all put our minds to it we can be the highest rated Co States in this map I don't know what they are but I believe folks the platform I'm running on is licking all the door handles you find spitting on open walkways to casinos and airports don't be afraid to pee in public that's right folks the world is your Ural and you too can make your state great with Co again I don't know how we're going to put it on a pin but [ __ ] your couch it's G to be great tell them John you know how it goes well so for much of this summer um the region that incorporates Arkansas Louisiana New Mexico Oklahoma and Texas showed the highest rates of covid-19 infection with as many as one in four tests coming out positive in early August however in the last week alone positive cases have declined in this region by 4.4% and just 14.5% of cases were coming out as positive oh here's a deal John you're losing our audience no one cares what they want to know about is number one I tested negative number two number two I am pregnant so I I don't know which one to put in my mouth and nope that's a cigar you guys you guys here's the deal unfortunately I feel very John I'm G to let you finish [ __ ] Co is the best disease we had in 2022 but we're on no 2022 but we're on New Year so let me speak my truth here's the deal bud I went to Colorado so hear me out because people like oh you're the [ __ ] ghost whatever my I had people here who got it I knew people who here who got it I tested the day I left it's not a boy I went to Colorado [ __ ] hung out my buddy got sick nobody else in his family got sick he tested it's a [ __ ] girl a kicking [ __ ] soccer playing girl she's gonna be on the US soccer team because it's godamn every four years John John John I came home I tested the day I got home did not have Co you're the [ __ ] ghost I I [ __ ] I licked all of the door handles I was around John no one else in my life got Co like I am not the [ __ ] reason for the season I am like Jesus H tits and Santa combined like the reason for said season if we're going to do a t-shirt you guys don't be weird about it but I was not patient zero I was not the monkey that you were drive to the airport I don't need this kind of publicity but also wait you're Typhoid Mary you're Co here sh quiet here's here's my pregnancy test and my [ __ ] Co test there we go there go no oh oh wait that's my [ __ ] weed pen oh here's my pregnancy test here's my weed pin and I didn't take a covid test you guys that's a lie I did [ __ ] you that was funny though that that was super funny that was super funny I did keep I kept the one after the thing like people are going to give me [ __ ] because people are already giving me [ __ ] like like no man I [ __ ] I peed in all the jars I [ __ ] my sperm count is super high well so the highest um District uh region now SPM count oh the highest SPM count uh in the region is Delaware District of Columbia Maryland and Pennsylvania Virginia and West Virginia where 19.5% of all tests are ending positive you guys [ __ ] yeah swing States this is where we call the herd I don't know if you've seen a little movie called Hunger Games well it's nothing like that [Music] and it's almost like we planned it but we didn't and that was our short short let's do a shot and get into our final segment dude I don't even the thing is I don't even drink anymore John oh like no I I mean I'm gonna do it for you right but I that kep going oh here's the deal folks we're not here for a [ __ ] long time right we're here for a good time tell your person in your life that you are around I don't care if you [ __ ] like them or love them if you appreciate them tell them you [ __ ] appreciate them just just [ __ ] turn to your dog hey man no your dog if you don't tell him you love him you're a [ __ ] animal tell your [ __ ] dog you love him but the people like and and I'll be honest like no everyone turn to your people [ __ ] I'm gonna I'm going to say it right now [ __ ] you guys I love you guys the foxes foxy lady mine fox [ __ ] dub [ __ ] you dub number one I stalled for you I bled for you dub and all of a sudden you show up I love you DB but we're gonna do a shot for you that's the that's the new shot we're pouring but shut your [ __ ] mouth sh prunes I [ __ ] love here's a deal you know that like we've seen a lot of Rick and Morty and I feel like you know the Clones are going to be based on John O peacock my boy p and Julie prunes because we have pretty and nice and aggressively beautiful in yeah 100% EJ my man thank you no [ __ ] you thank you for showing up sleepy Wonder like I don't know I can't read the rest of your [ __ ] but if you're if if your username is p p like I'm a big fan if it's something else like no if it's something else I'm with it too but I'm not as excited about my pronunciation pronunciation pronunciation everybody pronunciation lowerer your expectations the two side of train is here well John do you want to sing the first verse or should I do it I think you should all right I'm gonna but I want you to know that you have to sing the second and then we come in together on the chorus yeah okay here we go yeah wa John it's to sh a shot and we drink all drinks we don't no that's too quick the two ided would never do it would be more of a funeral jurge if I'm going to be honest John if you could if you could [Music] um there you go keep no and then keep and fall off at the end there you go there you go because we're more like we're more like The Dark Crystal we're more like the Skies when we come to our John and then I'm coming in hot after you none of us can hear what any of us are doing and that I feel like that's right folks yeah we're never gonna we never going to repeat this again so John that is our theme song Raise Your Glass folks if you hum that back then we're all [ __ ] cheers look out all right fair enough go go go go go quick quick we gotta go ring around full of posy ashes ha gingers too dead folks if you like the weird comedy stylings of Gingers in despair if you can't believe the chunky mustached drunken comedy of one and the throws of also to spare if you don't like to use the same words and the descriptions of one's podcast well we don't either but we are [ __ ] doomed for failure we are the two-sided pod ain't that right John weep weep if you understand what I'm talking about folks every Tuesday 8:00 P.M Pacific 11 p.m. Eastern when else is it John uh be 4:00 a.m. green Wich mean Wich sandwich time if you're across the pond on Wednesdays that's that's right John tell your friends tell your loved ones tell your parole officers we'll be here next goddamn week and also the week after in the green room that's right folks if you hey folks if you want to see a dead body no no that's too aggressive hey folks Do you want to build a Stow man no to [ __ ] vanilla hey folks there's something in your living room that could kill you if you want to know what it is come to the Green Room jum tell them all the words you have written down and how to get there we're GNA do uh talk about the Bubonic plague part one are we shut the [ __ ] up we're not even through the thing no no but we will be so uh my Pete you want to hear about part one here here's the deal folks I John I hear your question was I'm gonna give you a response but what I'm doing I'm doing it aside I'm stepping out downstage in the spotlight yeah right and I'm going to respond the audience so so everyone think of this as a as a performance yeah think of this as a stage concert something you paid a [ __ ] lot of goddamn money to get front row seats to yeah and then we're going to go from the top John let's try it again we're face to face full full lights up we're we're in a we're in a podcast studio microphones everywhere [ __ ] there's p patreon members here there's people who are actively typing to us at twod gmail.com that's T sited gmail.com all of this is happening in the background yeah right and then lights up John says we're gonna talk about the Bubonic plague part one lights down Spotlight my boy Pete slow mus music starts stands up slowly walks down stage some say forlorn some say sexy as [ __ ] anyway the look is to the left back and the left his favorite movie was JFK back to the left John L peacock hums snorts to himself my boy Pete snort Moore blames it on John peacock this [ __ ] guy am I right [ __ ] I'm righton leg John can't wait to hear about what chips say as he slow retreats to a seat go on I'm not sick you're sick I have a [ __ ] test strip here you're the one who's in trouble it lights up so the bubat plague is also known as uh the black death or even simply the plague there have been three great world oh no that's the [ __ ] black law of the black have you ever had nine out of 10 dentists recommend that your rats don't have Bubonic plague when they eat kicks from your children's cereal box John there's a whole commercial John I don't no it's over here John if we do the post production it's over here people don't want that [ __ ] Bud [ __ ] bban PL horrible for the masses John continue it is uh plague is an acute infectious disease caused by the basilius urenia pestis and is no nope nope sir three bags full oh the the plague oh it's it's caused by the thing like maybe you're PL leg is thinking that we're sexy that you think you want our bodies if you think you're sexy and you want our bodies come on baby let me know at two-sided pot gmail.com that's not even a copyrighted song because I didn't even hum any of the Melodies John that's right see see what I did there mhm but it's like when James Jones uh recited the uh the Stars fangel Banner uh to start a a baseball game he didn't sing it he just recited it right it's just like Roseanne Bar played for the Colorado Rockies folks here's the deal folks we don't show up for a good time or a sober time is what we what we show up for is [ __ ] John's couch kind of time I all right what little behind the curtain John I need you to [ __ ] hold a hold a ham in your panties on this one everybody out there talking to John when he calls me on my [ __ ] is like coming home to your parents or to a significant other significant other who's like are you [ __ ] drunk do you smell like smoke like hey are you like hey John [ __ ] you man I'm I'm clear as a [ __ ] canoodle I'm a clarinet on the cusp of Caspian ship John you don't even know here's the deal bud there's very few times in life that I need you to to be aware of what I'm saying and the these are not ones of them so we're done with all of your uh shenaniganz and quietness and now I think we all know better I think so it's still endemic in indigenous Ro uh rodent populations of South and North America Africa and Central Asia and it turns out Bubonic plague is also has military significance and is listed by the Center for Disease Control and prevention as a category a biot terrorism agent that's some [ __ ] man I uh now feel like I am kind of a dummy from how I filled out your package that is coming to you do you have any bio agents no man some [ __ ] rats and some weed don't be weird like does it need to be refrigerated no I have ice packs and open weed for the rest and I I in my own Defense John I thought I was PL he like is there any bubonic plag and I was like no I don't even [ __ ] with French people I thought it was more plaque no that's right here's the deal English language is a [ __ ] difficult thing John we can't be held accountable for what kind of rats we ship from point A to point B it's not a perfect world bud you get it John John here's what I'm going to say I'm going to say it once I'm going to say it [ __ ] from chess I'm gonna say it correctly [ __ ] the CDC rats are people too why you got even snorting John people who not even watch the Youtube don't don't see that you're snorting with your [ __ ] everybody click that link above your head don't be afraid tell your friends tell your C tell your P officer seriously but if you click that link above your head you get YouTube I I pray to rat Jesus click that like click that subscribe click that goddamn pandemic button that John L peacock makes so prevalent it's right there in front of your [ __ ] face it's red it says don't touch me John can we make it say don't touch me don't touch me yeah John is there a way to make [ __ ] your couch we need one more [ __ ] subscriber and this is how you treat me on the day of my [ __ ] right rat nope John the rat children will one day overcome they shall overcome come on John you got it either r anyway the sources for this episode of two-sided have been first segment biography britanica Empire magazine and CNN second segment History Channel Journal of military and Veterans Health CNN NPR and NBC news bay area and the short short Newsweek John my my uh my sources have been squirrels that have been running through my neighborhood they know a lot a lot about the rodent population number one you got to keep your ear to the rodent popul and I don't know if you are like you're in a industrialized complex John A lot of my rodent friends say to me they say they say my boy Pete they say to my boy Pete what they say my boy Pete is that number one [ __ ] John El peacock has a couch [ __ ] John peacock has a couch [ __ ] John peacock has a couch there's no wood in the inter centers of Brooklyn number one number one number two John um no I I I truly at this point don't care I'm seeing there's comings there's goings there's givings there's flowing John I feel like this is what people show up for people show up for the Green Room where my boy Pete is what John what is my boy Pete in The Green Room he's nothing if he's not drunk that's right ready to answer any questions that may come up in any an John you're the worst at this here's the deal and this is why Harold RIS had falling out Bill Murray folks we're going to talk about that in the Green Room John what else you got to tell them well now is that time for your favorite game in mine my boy Pete what's the through line all right so we got Harold Ramos we got this episode nope I'll be honest here's the deal what I'm gonna need from you John I usually I run through it myself just so I can tell people that I'm in charge of things but I need you I need to give you a little uh a little platforming you know what I mean yeah right this is this is where if we're a giant Praise church and we just found money in your walls and people are suspect of your ulterior motives we're going to give you a platform to give a through line so one of the congregation hello I'm right here can go ahead and tell you what's happening and why you're not trying to bezzel you know what I mean uh so well my P I appreciate that basically every other week you give me that platform uh this [ __ ] guy this [ __ ] guy you're this is why our Lord and savior my boy Pete frowns upon what John L peacock does on a weekly two-sided basis AP Pacific olympium Eastern that's 4: a.m. grie man s time cross spond John [ __ ] your couch those two days in days James Earl Jones yep the shift in um positive cases among the regions of the United States of Co was a short short and the final was of buban Cl part one finding out that it's a bowon you're a [ __ ] idiot John like aggressively you're an idiot listen I was just a contractor working on the Death Star right I was just here [ __ ] typing in codes just doing some [ __ ] and all of a sudden people like you know the Bonnet plague happened like 14,000 years ago first one yeah no I'm I'm saying because we're on the Death Star John stick with the true line right but here's the deal I don't I don't build our world what I do is I need a place I need an occupation I need a a pandemic all right what do I hear all right so it's a Bubonic plague [ __ ] uh James Earl Jones uh memorial service and the short short is the covid uh shift in positive cases among the regions of America and let's all stop being negative let's turn it around up with people positive impact John if you like when an act two your [ __ ] actors come from the back of the audience and dance the aisles John people and cough in the mouths of all the participants people folks you haven't lived through bubonic plug that you're worthy of no that's not it either I I'm super excited about this because I get to go I go get take a piss first before you this is exciting that's right my boy Pete the through line is Stay Gold Pony Boy all right before we get out of here that's right folks if you've never been to an ouse and a goddamn post slam if you've never been at a shakerian experience then folks you've never worked at a poral body environment folks we're the two-sided pod John L peacock stay Ginger ging boy before we get out of here my boy Pete is there anything from this episode you'd like to take a second glance at a second look a second thought a second opinion this is Pete traction Corner 100% 100% 100% I'm glad you asked John because the whole thing is I I realized all of my shortcomings misconceptions and my uh preconceived dos they were totally false I should not have said any of the things I said in the last I would go I don't know four five 17 minutes I would take all of them said uh aspersions uh C categorizations uh word play jions of attempts allegedly Chan I would take them all away If I Could Turn Back Time Sean here's the deal I could find the way there's a deal bud I would take everything my boy Pete drunken he said and I would stay John in the green room now I will find away you guys you know the rest of the words I will talk about the things that the John L peacock said I could not [ __ ] say you guys it's not my first time it's your first time welcome to the party I'll see you in the Green Room well thanks for listening everybody we have our open chat show continuing for those listening live on the stereo app are watching on YouTube so if you are here now regardless of the platform stick around and if you're hearing this later and want to join us in the Green Room for after share windowns or want to throw some topics out there email two-sided @gmail.com that's twwo Cod gmail.com that's a wrap for tonight I'm johel peock out in Brooklyn New York I'm my boy Pete and I need everyone to take a pregnancy test before you come to the green room so I know it's mine if you're positive before and this was our show where Are You John it doesn't matter where I am I am everywhere I am the being that exists in the beginning I am the the the ginger judge judgment from the past John I am I am the alpha John the Omega the beginning and the cocktails in Southern California it won't help you to throw up more [ __ ] hand signs I'll keep talking you can easop wherever you get the podcast even join us live both on our YouTube channel handle at twsited pod all one word and the stereo app every Tuesday 8:00 p.m. Pacific 11:00 p.m. Eastern as we talk about the two sides of Life the serious and the fun here on two sided love you P listen to this guy my favorite thing [Music] about this [ __ ] guy that's right ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages that is correct we are now in The Green Room I'm going to go ahead on Lim and say there's a lot of people who are not clicking link above their head that's right folks you don't have to watch you just got to click sounds like every goddamn episode I've ever been on folks here's the deal johnell peacock's coming back hot John peacock is coming back not I have to piss like a racehorse and therefore jno peacock is gonna come in hot and then folks oh then you see what I'm doing here you see where not what I'm doing I don't see what I'm doing I see what look and he's [ __ ] sending a message [ __ ] you John get into the get into the gut all right fair enough I have to do this to do this because we have two listen hey folks hi folks I'm my boy Pete here we are in The Green Room of the two-sided pod that's right folks it's 10:35 Pacific [Music] get I guess 135 I don't I don't do time zones and I don't believe in time zones and I don't think that John deserves any any kind of time zone appreciation oh look sh hey have you guys have you guys ever had a friend that John O peacock scared Away by saying yo bro hey bud what are you doing are you oh no you're coming back in perfect oh ladies and gentlemen boys and girls time take a right so my boy re's going to do that I'm going to PL through some of these uh messages he's still going to be listening uh because I won't be able to actively respond because uh Klondike 149 Washington 227 I have to mute out in order to change the signals in the switchboard because it's the party line unfortunately but uh we have a lot of messages and we will chatchat about it all right huh interesting wait John you say it's Beetle gist in on paper and it's Beetle Juice in public wait can you repeat that again cuz I remember it was Beetle gist cartoon the cartoon was Beetle gist and I looked it up now and it's Beetle Juice you know already I have to respond I don't know if everyone's hearing me but hopefully uh no the title was always Beetle chws um when it's in writing which was on the TV screen for one example it was on a sign in the original movie uh for another example it's written out and in the original movie there's a joke about um the mispronunciation um because it's spelled Beetle Dice and pronounced but for for a marketing probably Tim Burton wanted it to be Beetle guys the entire time but the marketer's like no one will be able to understand it don't do that just turn into Beetle Juice and S us all right shout out to all the fine folks in the foundation John alpak Esquire himself my boy Pete I'll go ahead and say it I I'm not afraid to I I like you more than tea pain all right I do take a shot don't you [ __ ] talk about now you're [ __ ] talking about t holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I barely had time to go get ice and I don't even have enough ice to make this [ __ ] aggressive [ __ ] thought processes processes processes who's a process everybody who's a processes raise your hand I don't see you raise your [ __ ] hand Sean you're one of the processes that I've been talking about thus far hey folks let's all make it let's all make a a goddamn adult Choice all right how about we all in the next two days you know what you know what I'm gonna give it I'm gonna give it to you because I'm not even gonna make you send us an email at twod gmail.com I'm gonna I'm gonna make you tell us about it next week so you have one week one week in your day-to-day life to say well thus far find a way to say thus far why because it's your it's your uh [ __ ] your couch a week that John L peacock and my boy Pete wholeheartedly proof because thus thus far no one has completed the task see see see what see what we're all learning John you think I don't even show up anymore you think that oh he [ __ ] pees when he wants to [ __ ] doesn't do [ __ ] you know what I left my goddamn bathroom door open that's where the demons hang out y'all are in trouble now Cheers Cheers you're welcome for listening sorry sorry love you dub thus far but I haven't heard the rest of your messages see what I did there you guys thus far everyone pick that [ __ ] up we're all going to learn something tonight we're all gonna say it again to her you know what thus far I have not had any family quote thus far to me but that can all change our handl was at two-sided pod all lowercase all one word on all the [ __ ] socials don't be afraid to reach out and be the first one to complain thus far here we go folks that's right John O peacock bringing the [ __ ] to the storm thus far so uh mute yourself on zoom and uh play those messages and I'm going to go um swing a leak right it's never gonna work um everyone knows you guys if we just sit silently he can't hurt us thus far I'm pretty [ __ ] far from how how do you how do you have all the the pre Green Room audio thus far no one has cracked that code pretty impressive you have a big dick maybe don't do a [ __ ] high jump maybe do [ __ ] shop flip so your dick doesn't hit the bar right vating it's called po vaulting yeah right doesn't matter John I'm not F focused on the sport I'm focused on the strong [Music] thus far I have been less impressed but I will be honest I'm like a goddamn Olympian right now with my goddamn excit my man I know I know alone in this world I'm a I'm a Onan Army I'm a I'm a beacon of the night I'm a I'm a boat person on no trash sheep who's over somewhere in the Atlantic anyway they can't charge taxes on doesn't matter here we go I'm going to drink to you my friend I'm going to drink to you because here's the deal bud thus far we haven't done a lot of solo drinking Sans the peacock I feel like hey dub hey dub I feel like it's about time you have have some time with you with your old good old pops my boy Pete you don't always need j o peacock around we can throw the old pig skin around we can put on gloves and toss old no that's not either p no no how about hey bud how about you just throw the ball up in the air you watchh your old pops just drink shots had a boy son had a boy thus far no one's argue with my parenting B B B [ __ ] You CCH my SPM count super [Music] [Music] high here's the deal dub I want what is his name [ __ ] Ken I want you to treat me and John like otown and we're like the boy band of the dream like [ __ ] Backstreet Boys new kids old block they can suck it we're o toown all the way can can can doesn't matter he said his name was Bo Jangles he [Music] dance i' L to see a dance boy dance like B Jangles show me how you dance like a lick all of you always have especially your [ __ ] twoip look him look at him shuffling off to Buffalo how do they say that how does Scottish people say shuffling off to Buffalo folks if you're a tap fishing Auto as I am myself I'm no John here's the deal I need you to come back hot because I am having a ball I'm I can't play you know I can't play mes but also [ __ ] them because here's my it's my time to shine John John John there's very few times in our life that we've seen the the veil of un Consciousness peeled back and what we can tell you what we know what we know John what we are understanding of is that John El peacock has enter the building we are now blessed with the presence of the twos sided part full staff folks I may not be a smart man now I I may not be a sober man John I John John I may not be a man who does not often say [ __ ] your couch Sean but what I can tell you John is I don't often say all of those things individually they are usually all of the things at one sh I'm not smart I'm not happy I am not gonna say that [ __ ] your couch John is not in my pred oh folks ladies and gentlemen the Toledo tornado the saso Strangler the Fortuna for [Music] Lord fornicator I know that we use PHS in a lot of things here's the deal the uh the tsunami of SAS Barilla Saskatoon John du du I know that what you're gonna say is a tsunami should start with peacock no where I was going was uh the pretty Phoenician peacock it's all phonetic if you look at it here's the deal folks if you like what you've heard if you understand how deep this angst runs you will [ __ ] Sprint home to your families and hug them tightly and let them know you have not failed me you are the reason I I am okay these two [ __ ] are [ __ ] broken but if you are not then I highly recommend sending us an email at tuid POD at gmail.com that's TW WOD gmail.com and let us know how you were broken when you were broken and where you were broken show us some two-sided doll how all these things happened folks J peacock what do you got to say to the folks I I got two things to say uh one um hey for all of you who made it to the green room fully and officially I salute you cheers G you so [ __ ] you and two my uh are you having a slow stroke because I noticed you keep on going into a spiral of repeating our show we're not even in the show everyone here knows us and you just like it's like it's like a stutter it's like it's a tick it's a it's a Tourette it's a it's a stroke maybe yeah you smell burnt toast two things number one copper tastes delicious yeah number anyone anyone knows that yeah you guys [ __ ] get it number two um you can burn carbohydrates off if you just burn the toast so you just burn everything and then you're ingesting 4% less carbohydrates here's a deal they don't tell you John number one my body is a temple number two you guys oh fair enough here's the deal buy a yoga mat we're selling yoga mats to say live laugh two-sided po 8 pm. Pacific LM Easter 4: a.m. sandwich time across the time yeah and also it smells like burn toast it's a scratch and sweat so if you you [ __ ] do it down your downward dog long enough and you sweat on it it'll sell like bird toast you actually to say sweat okay I got it now no you could also you could also be having a stroke John our thing is we don't take any responsibility for any medical preconceived or postpartum we don't [ __ ] with any of them you know what I mean John hey bud we're not here for [ __ ] long time we're here for a two-sided time I mean yeah hey there's a million packets of pop and then there's a couple more that are not from dub yeah no well you know that's great but I want you to know that like a lot of these are from you like hey this guy leaves a lot of messages I wanted you to come back and not leave messages like I'm going to leave Seven 8 n and then say Dub you're [ __ ] making a mockery of our two-sidedness hey bud hey pal yeah hey amigo uhuh you are the problem I want you to think about yourself as a [ __ ] student in a special [ __ ] prek class right paste taste good I'm with you you know what I mean like everybody deserves a chance we all love you bud we all love you but you don't make [ __ ] messages when adult time is happening okay so when you hop out to go PE PE poo poos shut the [ __ ] up otherwise we're going to drown you in the tub like your goddamn twin all right I'm going to pop some packets still doesn't get it doesn't get it this [ __ ] guy meanwhile back at the ranch blone Ranger not quite realizing Tanto had disguised himself as a door it was not off tto turns out you weren't the door I thought no that's not it keep going get back you pass can I say there no way that nobody going to leave this fa r p here you're no you're not understanding what I'm saying there's a fing coming back to the te well allow me to extend a laurel and Hearty handshake to the crowd Jesus Christ are we gonna gota get our [ __ ] bluegrass band back together dub dub dub here's the deal bud I don't want to send you a [ __ ] invite but I'm going to need to send you an invite here's the deal if you can play a clarinet or an alto sax phone you're in if you cannot I need your musicianship and to direct us jno peacock my boy Pete and now we're looking for a [ __ ] Alto Bas sack something to fill the [ __ ] third line but if you want want to play but I need more from you but SC up see John he gets it he knows all right guys um what are you drinking I know I asked this one time before but refresh my memory what is the fuel behind this dynamic duo what's your passion poison that way I I'll know if I'm ever on the show again I'll know what to get so we could take shots together feel me which I'm not even sure if that'll happen again but you know it's all good though but yeah tell us I need you to come in hot because I have I have a lot of things to say John what what what are you drinking sleepy wonder my man my [ __ ] kamich my amigo goddamn sleepy wonder you guys if you don't know him on the stereo streets if you don't know him on the YouTubes if you don't know him on the Instagrams if you don't know him anywhere send him a like send him a follow [ __ ] musical genius between two of my people Mona Lisa and sleeping W two of my favorites of just [ __ ] beats they lay down oh [ __ ] verses like it's just so good but this [ __ ] drinks like a champ so John as the gentleman asks as gentlemen respond what are you sipping on what makes one tick what John John John what are you dealing with this evening well my boy sleepy wander I'd like you to know that on this evening I'm drinking an old style bourbon Kentucky Straight Bourbon whiskey straight at 40% 80 proof uh the best of Kentucky Bourbons is what they call themselves in a big old classic botle my Bo Pete uh in addition to the marijuana uh or alleged uh uh it's legal but it's not legal uh and and other such things uh we're just talking about the drinks what makes you tick what what do you sip upon what are we about to do a shot with and two and what are you pouring as you are getting ready for set shot joh John have you ever injected and bombing fluid into your eye well yeah you did that to me no I'm I'm not asking what I did to you I'm saying what did you do to yourself I know what happened between us know how how you grew as a person John yeah yeah you gave me a little habit I had a you know kick it but it it didn't it didn't take oh and now and now this [ __ ] had have and K well folks folks folks here's what I'm going to tell you what I'm sipping on I'm sipping on a big glass of regret I'm sipping on a on a Coler of no it's a it's just a big [ __ ] drink of regret some may say a CER some we have a it's a actual Corona they put into it it's it's crazy you guys like southwestern drinks well [ __ ] my couch it's going to be ridiculous you guys here's the deal some call a sling blade I call it a Kaiser blade here's the deal John don't call it a comeback [ __ ] I've been here for years rocking my peers putting suckers and fear making it rain down like a monsoon listen to the base go boomx explosion you guys here's the deal I don't do a lot of LL Cool J but when I do it's for the [ __ ] fans you're welcome for listening John what I'm gonna let you know bud what let you know man I'm drinking I'm drinking I'm drinking to sus the demons that aggressively creep up on the goddamn daily John what I'm saying is it's a Sailor Jerry 92% % is a if you have the if if you have the means I highly recommend indulging oneself now 182 proof qu your mouth John there's more to be heard what I need it's 14,1 180% truth and even more lies so what I need from you is to yes and me through the rest of my [ __ ] monologue yes and yes and what else you have yes I go with him cheek by jow yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the [ __ ] something death I will fear no evil John though thy staff and thy [ __ ] P come before me I will say n John sheets and Heroes all around me lie but nay I will lead to myself John is there is I'm sorry I don't I don't want to stop in the middle of an audition but is there a cloak I can wear is there a [ __ ] cloak does no no all right Fair though I will dwell by the iniquities of one oh King Richard they say oh I have a hunchback I say ah would you like to Build a Snowman and then I was like I'm not even sure where we're going anyway uh my [ __ ] agent [ __ ] is on the [ __ ] uh cover sheet guys let me know what you think it's [ __ ] honor to be here cheers buddy [ __ ] it's about time we goddamn start drinking you know what man I don't I don't appreciate a lot of your [ __ ] sarcasm John but when I do it's adorable and this is one of those times he said oh you drink too much oh you don't even understand what [ __ ] comedy is you would understand sensuality that bit you in the ass it's like you know what John I'm better than that let's do a shot cheers hey folks if you like what you've heard if you can't believe that we're on [ __ ] YouTube it sounds like you're mostly with the rest of us because [ __ ] there's no one here click the link up of your head goddamn [ __ ] on the stereo streets we'll be on the stair no that's listen and now I'm being upset John sh quiet everybody everybody quiet click the link above your head we'll be live on the YouTubes if you can't catch us live on the YouTubes our handle is at two-sided all lowercase all one word no underscores [ __ ] your couch ain't that right John that's 100% you're welcome for listening cheers we have now I believe 14 packets and there's a small possibility ladies and gentlemen we might not get through them but we're going to try no man [ __ ] that like the thing is that was awesome like we were professionals like like oh my God they here's the deal folks ladies and gentlemen boys and girls chill W ages shout to Julie prunes our social media coordinator who makes us sound like we're not that drunk John say with me we're not we're not fat drunk everybody else out there drunk keep going F drunk we're not that drunk you like it if you love it or not that drunk folks Julie makes it sounds like we're not that drunk so love you girl and this is why we do the things we do John I'm pretty sure I can run for com troller if she edits everything correctly like it's it's election season and I want to have the power of zoning laws too soon too soon too excited too sided let's smoke weed about it and I'll pop some packets yeah oh yeah I'm gonna skip all your skip all of yours yeah or do you want me to [ __ ] [ __ ] John you're an idiot a druno here's the deal you guys I'm gonna I'm gonna play these messages I'm gonna literally play these messages but I I don't feel good about it I don't like where it's going to go I don't like [Music] uh no I'll be honest I don't like the support you're going to give him I don't like it it's all [ __ ] let's pick him apart together after here we go oh this show was weird uh was John peacock drunk are you a stutter oh well I'm a terrible stutterer thank you [ __ ] You John we're all drunk we all stutter you're not important you have one message to redeem yourself and see what you do but pretty much we're all on the same page John [ __ ] your couch here we go one to redeem no Luke I am your father all right fair enough we're gonna let this one play because I do not know who my father is and that could be his voice I feel like that's very aggressive and I like it and I feel like it's like it makes me important you know what I mean like specifically like people respect me who's your father I don't know [ __ ] you want to listen to this voice recording of my dad talking to the two sided because that's my dad so pretty good so pretty good bud and then John L peacock is coming in hot like a [ __ ] ER doctor from [ __ ] ER because Pete appendix just broke or maybe it was his bladder we're not quite sure but John's the doctor don't worry um might want to be a little bit worried but everything's fine everything's fine bro bro [ __ ] if you're like a [ __ ] friend I'm not going to you Gabe I love you happy birthday brother I know I miss you on the ninth and it makes me feel like a [ __ ] friend like I I feel like a [ __ ] friend for like brothers in a lot of ways but I'm letting you know you're a [ __ ] brother you're on my radar I appreciate you like bro like all right I get it the whole thing Earl Camp got cancelled I'm it wasn't my favorite thing but it was actually because John believes in in Christianity and how [ __ ] whoever God is she [ __ ] has the best interest for us he believes in that like I'm with it and I try to go with him but it was good that because we were going but we both had some [ __ ] but I want to see you I now think I'm gonna [ __ ] figure out some [ __ ] like there's been a lot bro we're going to yeah I'm yeah the whole show is Gonna Change just you know bro the show is Gonna Change we're doing our show but we're gonna have our our short short is going to be something we record is it going to be something we put in and we maybe talk through but maybe not but it's five minutes and it's a thing of our people and our things but I I thought of you first and I I thought of your birthday and I was like man I need to see this [ __ ] it's been a year and I don't like it here's the deal I will avoid Jon o peacock on the goddamn regular like this motherfucker's like hey you're around like sh quiet turn off the lights we all hit the floor we're all smoking weed on the [ __ ] carpet he's like why is so Smokey sh quiet sh quiet no one cough shut the [ __ ] up but bro I need John peacock feels the same way I love you brother happy birthday belated my bad for being a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] but welcome to the party I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm man all right popping packets fingers too your kit the word will be out my friends we are the only sport you need I do not I do not I don't I John can you pop in I need to I need to unpack this with you yeah here he is there he is folks ladies and gentlemen boys and girls the Saskatchewan stabber the Memphis Mangler the Quebec quick selic quantifier we don't know how to spell in [ __ ] Canada John that's number one here's the deal bud it's pronounced C back e [ __ ] gu you guys you get it here's the deal we're not here for a long time we're here for time that John L Peck defines what we are not understanding Jesus Christ I I need you to to bring this in like we're we're having a thing like bro I can't go through this like if I if I say those John and I had a don't go don't go [ __ ] don't pull the full curtain back yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah of course yeah yeah yeah perfect perfect here's the deal oh [ __ ] I almost lit fire to my house and if John pulls a curtain back I'll light fired at his house see how that works it was a little uh little column a little column B everybody learns a lesson nobody is the wiser folks Friendly Fire among friends sh quiet here's the deal John I'm going to need you to hold this Beacon and don't ask questions but just run Serpentine fashion into the field of fire that's what I need from you okay fair enough John it's not my first goddamn uh assault on a friendly base it's it's my fourth maybe third but it doesn't matter John old hand at this point because most people most people John most people John John fall out on the initial Rush all right where were we that's a well okay so there was a message that was you with a good little funky beat behind it and you got agitated you said John you come in and wouldn't let me talk and you just kind of went off on a tangent that I'm nothing with that message yeah no I wish you were I wish you were better at your job I wish you were better at listening because as soon as you said like well you said that yeah because it was mine fox and we listen to the more of things like all right number one we're gonna have to no no it was Dub with the music number one we're GNA have to release a [ __ ] album stupid right John I don't even have the amount of Kats and [ __ ] Blazers I need to go on a goddamn tour so number one [ __ ] you John El peacock doesn't believe in Kat look at him look at this guy if you ascots that's where I'm at I'm all about the Ascot here's the deal no you're not number no no no you're not you're not about the Ascot because I want everyone to realize there's two people in the YouTube all of you are in Stereo none of you are clicking link up of your head to see John not wearing Ascot and like oh you want to put an ascot you're a [ __ ] murderer and now you're and now you're looking at other people on the [ __ ] sideline like oh side eye oh is it thma look at my ass yeah no it's it's [ __ ] oh you got [ __ ] daffne no sorry Fred s you're [ __ ] bud no I said DNE no John I said you're [ __ ] you tried to i g John I gave you John I gave you all the opportunity but I want you to know [ __ ] if you guys aren't clicking on the link you guys are the problem with Scooby-Doo where are you guys come on I I don't smoke weed off but when I do it's to make points about Scooby-Doo you guys here's the deal this is great this is where you can you can really make your case John this is where you can you can set the record straight no I'm excited what what do you say all right well me need to tell this all for a while um but my boy Pete pop those packets shim packets nobody knows what C cets making a rhm in taking the time johnell peacock doesn't know sleepy wed us I'm such a great ass why you guys do the little dance the little Tango at the end of the show where Pete I mean John goes down the listen and come back up he disappears come goes down and come back up um see on the John L peacock version if you do the playbacks it's the official show and I my boy Pete playbacks on stereo are the raw uncut director's versions that include the deleted scenes [ __ ] sleepy yeah [ __ ] yeah that's what happens JN peacock he was like no no I'm gonna go ahead and edit all this and I realized a year and a half in because I didn't listen to the show until I did listen to the show was like oh you're editing this you're Ed that every time we were like three two one edit that out nothing happens nothing goes and it became after a year it became a joke that anytime three two one that was a joke and so then it became a joke there then John's like this is this all right now I'm doing this and now I'm leaving messages and now it's a different show yeah yes my mother yeah mother sleeps sleeps sleeps yes that is exactly but the here's the deal John tested positive for delay the game right it's he's the guy who puts the [ __ ] puffy thing on his helmet we're all in the same boat but turns out it's a lot slower he plays along quiet John we got two more five more seven more thus far I have resisted all the human excesses of dog ownership who's a good boy who doesn't like puppies you don't like puppies do you your handlers I gotta talk to you guys handlers uh we got to have a meeting I want to know if Illuminati has emailed you yet you know all boys big shots game I mean question podcast hear me even know him they just know him from like The Sopranos or some [ __ ] he's a legend yep even though good have get that's how we say that even though come up J some you I was so [ __ ] Judge Judy do my man it's crazy like I feel like people don't want us to communicate John I want to play a couple messages and see what happens you know what I mean like if this continues we're going to have to report this to the stereo gods that be whoever nope not gonna say them words quiet your mouth I'm going like you know I'm going baby dub baby dub you know what Papa Pete says I was going to name your boy named Sue but I thought myself different and the Cats in the Cradle and the silver spoon little boy blue and the man I was going to call you istan buul but then I was like you know what I'm say Constantinople all right let's see what else you got bud I love you son keep that M and do listen he knows exactly what I was saying fair enough thus far the research has shown that the new treatment is effective in reducing symptoms Jesus Christ John [ __ ] we only got six left come in come in for a hot minute we're not that treatment that treatment is effective for most symptoms John John John John I don't want to speak at a turn Bud right but number one I want say all you [ __ ] click that link above your head subscribe like follow hit the alert button [ __ ] my couch but I'm also gonna say John yeah symptoms may include the stupidity that is inclusive every Tuesday 800m Pacific 11: pm. Eastern that's 4: amm green Wich man Manwich here's the deal John man which man which man which weat it mean which times I don't know if we're we're trying to do a crossover Jesus Christ here's the deal John we have six mess dub brought this to my table right I'm not trying to I'm not trying to yell at this for the for the listenership but dub right what did he say what what was words what did he say right he said uh the treatment uh has been proven to reduce symptoms that's right John treatment John has been proven to reduce symptoms folks ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages John John SE yeah If I Had a Hammer I'd hammer out symptoms I'd hammer out treatments all over this plan did I say lamb I meant land John I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening most of the symptoms and treatments would involve oxycodone all over this land what I'm going to say is the musical I'm presenting to you off Broadway for the Sackler family look at my symptoms look at my access who wants to take a nap no that's not it John I would rather be a hammer than a symptom right I I'd rather be hammered than have symptoms is what I was thinking you know what I mean ding ding ding I can hammer in the morning I hammer your brother sister [ __ ] your couch all over this land folks here's the deal we don't have a lot of great jokes well we do have is a lot of [ __ ] time Tuesdays 8:00 P.M Pacific 11 bird toast I'd rather be a hammered than a symptom yes I would you guys like the taste of copper all right everybody send your [ __ ] copper tone copper tone test too Jesus Christ John there's very few times in the world that I am I'm suspect of what we do uh mainly it's Tuesdays 8 pm. Pacific Easter for Sam time you're across the pwn Wednesday but Joe I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you John this is one of those times it's not even that time it's not the time zone I'm unsure but we have six more messages to play John we have six more messes John I don't know what to do with myself I'm all the clpt I'm clutching my pearls what I'm going to do John what I'm gonna do John John what I'm gonna do I'm gonna play these messages yeah six messages what I need you to do John what I need you to do John what I need you to aggressively do is I need you to beute the [ __ ] up figure out your goddamn KD did 404 connecting to [ __ ] KD dids and then play these messages or a shot and then we'll we'll figure out the rest of the um what do they call it Soliloquy Soliloquy yeah no it was the best of time no that's not it that's the intro I'll figure it out I'm G play his messages I'm G to figure it out and then we'll both say our best Soliloquy right get yours ready Bud get your shot your Soliloquy ready everybody get your soliloquies get your pronunciation of cilo ready here we go that was weird I don't care come on [ __ ] titties two cheeks make make through the late [ __ ] night to's right got days John got the knowledge Prescot I know what college two titties two cheeks Two Shots two bad hoes ass drop now that top if you got [ __ ] time check check on Tuesdays and THS you see that boy you see that [ __ ] bill you see that [ __ ] go with the top what's up I a't done this in a while but what the [ __ ] is up last one you man you got last one Li bbon I mean Pete likes Jerry John likes bbon I think I said that backwards [ __ ] twice but y'all know what on this mic I get twice as nice I don't give a [ __ ] I'm down for the heights Usual Suspects and I'm in back of the crowd breaking a damn sweat hoodie over my head neck full of fake gold I don't give a [ __ ] I'm still cold [ __ ] you can check my stats on Instagram and play the [ __ ] back laugh roll up some good [ __ ] and listen to my [ __ ] do your stereo not stereo app [ __ ] I got this two-sided pod like topless when they [ __ ] take a [ __ ] already know that this [ __ ] is the [ __ ] D [ __ ] yeah CH [ __ ] yeah sorry I'm I'm not a heavy breather haven't been for a swim today boys I've been to a lift Club do you lift look at me bum the iron do you live yeah but like very lightweights okay love you on here bye you're going to have to live in your basement go through a [ __ ] lift session F if you don't live fing you don't live Jo I bro that's amazing Julie prunes that's your lift [ __ ] I'm gonna be suspect about and you start [ __ ] crossfitting on me I'm G [ __ ] your couch but in a negative way I'm just saying the swimming I'm all about like Michael Phelps the [ __ ] out of that get some webbed hands you [ __ ] start planking and [ __ ] I don't know who you are [Music] anymore sorry it's not me it's the cancer of people trying to PL sorry are youing was it you said no no it was me Frank I [ __ ] make you this in your back dude I'm assuming the same [ __ ] works for you real [ __ ] is the way [ __ ] a h i have a particularly exposive it just goes everywhere now I was asking you guys who is your favorite podcast who tickles your balls for me it's just Uncle Joey Joey Diaz and people don't even know he's a comedian our podcaster you just remember him from thepan Panos and other gangsta movies he played in but yeah this dude is [ __ ] hilarious man and he's a legend [ __ ] Legend Uncle Joey Uncle Joey I I don't uh I know uh there's the um is it U Sammy the bull has a uh I think YouTube paced uh videoast podcast uh and talks about his time uh in in prison and and his time in the in the mob and ratting people out because you know it is time uh there's a little controversy behind that I don't think it's the same thing because I don't know uh Uncle joy and uh for those who are not seeing live on the YouTubes um my boy Pete uh is not muted but uh on stereo but is not projecting and on the we see that he is muted and he is went through a major sneezing fit that was insurmountable uh inconceivable inconceivable here's the deal John there's very few times in life that we uh realize uh that our our preconceived notions that are preparations that are uh thought processes are are not exactly what the outcome would be uh proposing to us once we entered into said uh I said uh uh situations John said situations you know what I mean here's the deal bud I'm allergic to [ __ ] right I knew that moving into said show Tuesdays 800 pm. Pacific 11 p.m. Eastern say 4:00 a.m. green which mean which sandwich time on Wednesdays that's called the two-sided app two-sided pod all lowercase all one word no underscores on all the socials that's right we're on Spotify you're welcome we're on Instagram uh I thought so we're on uh [ __ ] inst no we already said that we're also on [ __ ] patreon John [ __ ] people pay money for this it's not my idea it's yours and uh someone pays their power bill through patreon John we're also on fans only farmers only only fans only fans with farmers only farmers with fans John there's a lot of hay bales there's a lot of nudity there's a lot of things that we can't even be responsible for it's not me we signed up for it you know what I mean John also allergies what were you saying about allergies John I don't have the time the patience or the godamn uh allergy shots medicine um what do they call it patient zero the ghost no no John I'm not like the [ __ ] monkey the outbreak monkey that they tyo Mar I know already said this [ __ ] you man I'm not the reason for the season I'm like not like Santa on a plane to deliver the [ __ ] Co Across the Universe Fu your couch on but if I was if you guys want to support my travels then you too can send us money app donations app money I don't know man like tell John like hey man I'll give you [ __ ] seven bucks and then he'll have to give you your his address and you can show up at his house he has a a second room you guys all can live in his room if you send me $4 I'll give you address you can stay in his room John I don't know how I don't know how social media Works John what I what I do know John I'm allergic to [ __ ] that's where we started John I'm allert to [ __ ] there it goes I've got I've got the black L here's the deal folks folks the my friend it's the black leg you like what you've heard if you can't understand what you've seen if you don't know where your next goddamn laugh is coming from well I I can only promise you this Sky folks I'm not a smart man I'm not a man with a lot of goodlook friends I'm not a I'm not a man with with friends who wear buttons all willy-nilly it's not who I am but what I can promise you guys what I can [ __ ] where the r me Road Sean it's moments like these where it gets me a little [ __ ] choked up to be so honest here's the deal but what I need from you right now and I I need a little more [ __ ] motion you're [ __ ] this whole thing cuz people are going to watch the show you know what I mean if they click the link above her heads on stereo no [ __ ] stop that stupid look you look like a [ __ ] trog look at you you [ __ ] [ __ ] shut okay sh quiet but I'm saying people are going to click the link watch this watch sh quiet folks if you're on the stereo streets don't be afraid to click that link her ass see what you've done John now you're snorting people aren't even watching and they understand you're snorting John John I okay let's start at the beginning quote and I say again nay sir I go with you cheek by Ja what's that John this too far gone too far gone Doctor P the plugs put some in I don't know just get rid of them we're here for your daughter Chuck we're here for your daughter Chuck folks if you like what you've heard if you can't understand what you've seen if you didn't click that link above your head and stare your streets will God have mercy on your soul we are the two-sided pod John El peacock is somewhere where uh no one will hear his screams when he cries my boy P isn't isn't Southern California where we burn our Hills to the ground because we just distill our own goddamn Booker and folks we'll be here every Tuesday Pacific Eastern and less powers that be deemon inappropriate and then we'll have to find their addresses that's right John we got more no we yeah we got one more bud I'm doing good John hey bud we have come your daughter Chuck we have come come for your daughter Chuck here's the deal folks I do my job [Laughter] well hey you guys hey here's hey [ __ ] you John number one hey [ __ ] your couch number two also [ __ ] you John number three hey guys I don't if you're probably watching a stereo and not YouTube you know what [ __ ] it John if they're watching on YouTube it's about time I get real Sean we're gonna turn around our chair we're gonna be [ __ ] real with everybody here [ __ ] I don't know if you can see it but I [ __ ] turn my chair you're welcome for [ __ ] being cool it's it's the green room when we stop getting kind polite and start getting real guys here's the deal man I know sometimes your [ __ ] parents aren't [ __ ] real hip stupid John all I want to do is have an influence on the on the [ __ ] population from 50 to [ __ ] 35 that's all I want in life maybe like I would go as low as 25 if you're cool what kind of are you talking about here's the deal bud all right man I know it's hard to talk about things sometimes cuz cuz your [ __ ] folks are all [ __ ] up here's the deal man if you've had a hard time John John here's the deal bud it's here's the time we stop being [ __ ] stupid and start being two-sided stupid how do your legs feel hey man I've been running through your mind all day with this idea you guys there's there's very few times I I smoke this much weed but when I do it's in a backwards chair facing facing the community lips and separates lips as as one should I repeat get a sh get aot shotgun ready a shot ready whoa here's the deal man that's way too many ounces I've done a few times that's like 43 in each Barrel you're an idiot and uh as you do that I have one notification for our YouTube's Channel maybe it's our 100th subscriber let's find out new subscriber pant it face pants it face pant sit face became our hund SC scripture spell that all right folks well if you like uh Strokes happening in live TV if you like a culinary pulmonary binary embolism you know what an embolism on your mouth is like a [ __ ] whisper on the wind for us John that's pretty good good on your mouth is like a whisper in the wind for us I remember it word for word right but I but I started it with like I didn't know what hey man do you know how to perform an emergency tracheotomy on a [ __ ] like you know what I mean like sh quiet here's the deal folks we have a few more messages we have very little time we have a lot of patience and what we're going to do now is we're going to do a little thing we call drinking shots I'm going to go on a limb John and say the majority of our listeners are here in the good old USFA but I'm going to let you know that we're Bridging the international gaps John time time zones have no bearing on who listens to our [ __ ] John and what I can say is tell me what the exchange rate is so I can make some money if I like fly over nope that's not it it's never too early to have uh a drink did you know that in Australia they have time zones by the half an hour it did I talked about it but the time sound thing time time change you did no you no one car about what you say John everyone worries about how I feel and how we all work through this together when you yell facts at us hey guys quick quick check in and we're gonna raise a glass but how many people remember what John's topics were I don't everybody raise your glass cheers we weird you don't cheers we still got those two packets po popets to pack let's pack them here we go well you did it boys two-sided penetrated like a hot [ __ ] sandwich hold the bread thus far I haven't felt the need to go [ __ ] myself we're gonna have uh three hot [ __ ] sandwiches uh Rye sour dough with extra cheese Dub's here he'll have extra [ __ ] no bread on his doesn't matter we don't have to wait till our table is all here before we order John you realize we have extra [ __ ] sandwich sh [ __ ] your couch dub bro see okay I shouldn't I shouldn't start asking questions that's the what's the next question what no I'm not going to ask the question no man that's right the Thursdays don't exist the Thursdays don't exist anymore thur days don't exist anymore oh yeah yeah yeah see man that's how you know like the the ogs and stuff they still got their minds hell yeah past the sweet sweet pass um stereos they say but I don't know but um man dude it's still good to see you guys man if I can't depend on anything you sleep I know there's a John and Pete I can come and drink with on [ __ ] Tuesdays bro H yeah special we need things like that that we know for sure when we show up [ __ ] show up and it's time to blow up a a [ __ ] out get the [ __ ] out of here if you ain't man I appreciate that I appreciate that that's the whole thing like we started the show because uh if you drink like this me you're on a [ __ ] phone call you're an alcoholic but if you do a podcast you're a [ __ ] Creator hey guys you like creators yeah me too hey man you get hey you want to be a [Music] Creator you should meet my agent okay I got it th far I have not put my [ __ ] in a peanut butter sandwich in front of my hungry dog thus far thus far times are short the world is an imperfect PR Place dogs are Hunter gr all the time uh I'm gonna uh uh do a quick shout out to Sleepy Wonder ding ding ding who is the only listener who has completed my boy Pete's weekly task uh thus far line the through line of or of not putting his dick in a peanut butter sandwich for the dog oh [ __ ] did we all the rest of us all put our dicks in peanut butter sandwiches you guys you guys here's the deal we should not all be guilty of peanut butter dick sandwiches I know I know there's a lot of us who don't even have dogs but we have hungry hungry friends sh quiet is that that's too much is that too much no no no because he's the only one who completed your homework for everybody your your assignment your task for the week he's the only one thus far the only one th no I'm I'm with it because usually my weekly task this [ __ ] is all ear like as soon as I turned the chair around and I got real and I stopped being [ __ ] respectful hey there's sometimes when [ __ ] my boy Pete starts [ __ ] stops [ __ ] around and starts [ __ ] around John John John [ __ ] your couch [ __ ] your couch [ __ ] your couch brought to you by MTV I don't know John well what I'm saying is like don't call it a comeback John been here for years rocking my peers no that's not even true don't [ __ ] with LL coolj I was I should have done [ __ ] I was gonna say pamel Anderson what is her name like Coolio [ __ ] Coolio oh there it is any any chair turned around is a [ __ ] reference Coolio and he referenced Coolio NOP too soon for [ __ ] and Drug jokes toid hit that last one let's get out of here need your mouth quiet your mouth John the way I see it Bud We've Only Just Begun oh no I can't take that credit man dub got it du was the the first one it was the first one and he reminded you me that oh yeah weekly task so yeah I I'm I'm I'm just going to take second place uh you know probably that's my man [ __ ] humble as a [ __ ] that's how you know your people man like you know you're [ __ ] the [ __ ] but you [ __ ] take a back seat to propagate your [ __ ] Brothers man I appreciate that number one that I love you is you're a piece of [ __ ] is that too soon it's too soon sorry D I love you but two sighted that's no that's and sleepy and sleepy uh you know with that humbleness what you did is you brought yourself from number one to number two SED so yeah number two side who does number two work for who does number two work for you guys I'm telling you in a perfect world once I win the [ __ ] Lotto or I hit it big on the home invasions one of those two things happen I get the [ __ ] van [ __ ] well I I steal or buy or acquire let's let's I acquire a van in Brooklyn and then we drive across the Americas as a guy goddamn forefathers did before us drinking with everybody across the US I'm just saying it's not my world I'm just trying to live John let's raise a glass raise the glass cheers out pink pink pink thanks everyone you're welcome for listening sleepy stop leaving messages hit Sleepy's last message now yeah don't [ __ ] do it ever again so help you God do it again do don't know Qui I got this one John step back a few steps all right I got the uh the reference the uh the first actually the first chair turnaround in history um was the original and dedicated actor which uh played on a different world known as D Wayne Wayne he was the first uh to um appreciate the style and status and just King Kingdom ship of uh turning your chair backwards and his original style let's not forget with the jean jacket and Mickey Mouse glasses the glasses that doubles as regular glasses with the Mickey Mouse ears up and you put them down when you feel like being just just cool you know what I mean are you trying to stare at some ash cheeks in front of your ladies come on now bro bro all right last no that's bro I'm with you I'm 100% with you I'm 100% with you John John I had clip on the sunglasses to my glasses when I was in college with Henry and I had flip ups and they would flip up you clip them and they flip up and in college it was the worst it was when we're like no we're just going to [ __ ] go to McDonald's every morning and we went and had the [ __ ] biscuits or whatever the [ __ ] bagels and like literally they knew us and it was like five days in a row one of the days I was too [ __ ] up like because I was drinking a lot still in the at night I wake up and he drive like no I'm driving all right get in all right he drive my car we go like I pop my glasses off [ __ ] Dwayne Wade glasses put one thing ate her [ __ ] plus two size [ __ ] bagel and lost my glasses a boo but luckily it was like a year year and a half like oh I can get more glasses and I realized like this is you should you should not wear those you you should not do that full you're a [ __ ] fat white guy don't do that like [ __ ] you man don't do it and on that note we're getting out of here speaking of fat white guys who shouldn't have style choices joh lock your couch everybody thanks for tuning in John hope for the best expect the worst I'll turn my chair back around to make it real as a [ __ ] next week 8:00 pm Pacific 11 p.m. Eastern on Tuesdays that's 4:00 a.m. green with me S time if you're cropster Bond hi brother love you