The NatWest Secret Cricketer starring Michael Vaughan

on the 22nd of July 2006 in the niddah del amateur league goals were seconds suffered the worst score in English cricket since 1931 the defeat dish forth resulted in the first 10 batsmen being caught out for a duck and the last man left stranded on nought they haven't played each other since until now but this time Goldsboro have a secret weapon I'm here today to be a part of a team that has been involved in the second worst of defeat everyone a cricket field it was a wet morning sort of might have any Trickett when we arrived at dish with in very good spirits unfortunate loss at us and that's when it started you're going wrong afternoon gents good evening you're looking very well have a game tonight the idea is for me to arrive as Gary Watson as I am now and to hopefully help them out into beating the team that beat them on that occasion and the plan is for me to hit the winning runs not everything goes to plan in this life that's we're gonna win tonight our yeah well two reasons why we need to wear week one is because the book is built as I stir and now tonight we've got a bit of extra help you've got to keep this secret Michael Vaughn is gonna be back in first regular yeah he's gonna be in disguise Gus it's like a joke on dish first yeah well I think my favorite headline is where it says it isn't the worst performance there have been four performances worse than that so we're word the worst evening in the history of the guy in the history of the game I forget 120-130 that should be a good tool so we can let the ball I'm out my forget that money confident more winner by a look at their basserman first he dropped all season somebody went on little website pulls into Geoffrey Boycott and there's one comment on a you a disgrace to your Chur I'm sure it wasn't so Geoffrey himself but it wasn't our finest cricketing hour I felt sorry for lateness lads you're like yeah fine like nobody oh you're right you know these shades I can't see through oh oh oh would you believe it Jerry Watson can feel nice ball with his lights history okay he's a driven man you didn't store the things to do that go we guys balls left blobby balls left a bit of a confession gentlemen I'm sweating my knife is off about half an hour couldn't you tell the cushion was cool

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