[Music] I just want a little taste please no more chaing he [Music] [Music] oh look it's Sandy I mean oh look Sandy well if that ain't the sponge they call Bob and his bigest Dallas B lunatic partner Patrick stepping through my door actually we came in through the roof is that right well you'll be leaving through the floor cuz I'm in a mood and my mood is K nobody watches a film for the dialogue my audience demands colors and motion converging into visual conflict we need crash boom bang not yap yap yap now throw out the stupid script there's a script and action [Music] going to burst your bubble [Music] uhoh my Buzzard bait ye uhoh I'm Buzzard ba Make Way for that jelly skiffy sweet I'm feel [Music] you ain't all that that should cover my bun coming through uhoh I'm buzzer try fighting this gy [Music] coming [Music] through try fighting this J [Music] I'm feeling better [Music] already uhoh I'm Buzzard B SpongeBob SpongeBob [Applause] SpongeBob spongeb spongeb did that explosion give you a concussion you remember to sign the waiver right I never thought you'd pull it off but that was actually fantastic I can already see the sequel nay the trilogy let's start shooting immediately light camera sound from the top people and [Applause] what a ride thanks for helping me out SpongeBob no problem Sandy but there's still a lot to make right again see you around I'm glad Sandy in weird house came back but I want my house back too I know I should be inside with our elderly residents but they discovered this new radio channel and went crazy nothing will settle them down I usually keep fortune cookies on me for emergencies like these the soothing crunches are so calming but unfortunately for me the cookies have all disappeared amidst the town's chaos come on Patrick we can find those Clairvoyant cookies that should cover my buns put that jelly in my belly the kini bottom has never looked better but it's covered in mysterious Cosmic jelly stuff Cassandra please help we have to find my house without that I'm just a common talking sponge sorry spongy I'm just a little preoccupied fixing the fabric of the entire universe that you blew apart Cassandra will you please help us fix my house sure right after we fix your friends your town the cosmic order of everything oh my beautiful home and a delicious pineapple here why don't you take this Cosmic costume and enter the portal [Music] Yoo what be a pirate's favorite cheese fingers crossed my pineapple is still in one piece [Music] that this world is pretty neat but I hope none of our other friends got dragged here a little dabble do you [Applause] P pie want to be Pilots I'm com to get [Music] you P pie want to be pilot these incoming pastries we need to get off this beach P but I'm just dying for a little pie not today you're not come on you hide in that weird cave to get you what her best friend four you cannot run forever but I will certainly make you try prepare to be scared with the haunting memory of me ghostly ghost oh who am I kidding I couldn't scare a baby right now without me ship I'm just a pathetic ghost of my former self gosh that's terrible what happened Mr Dutchman that son of a keler Admiral prawn has stolen me belov ship withered broccoli ahead never mind it's just the flying dodman he has my pineapple too that fruit stealing free Booter is taking this too far Mr Dutchman sir you have to get your ship back so I can get my pineapple back but P throughout all me precious socks you don't need socks to be a pirate why Patrick here has never worn socks a day in his life I don't even have feet so if you need a couple of loyal Sea Dogs Patrick and I will gladly join your crew socks or no socks all right all right but first you scalawags you must prove that you are real pirate material to show that you are worthy you must unearth a real treasure uh-huh uhhuh earn yourselves fearsome pirate names uh-huh uhhuh and find Army sucks I still want them back I I captain Dutchman sir Oh Captain Dutchman sir uh-oh I forgot to pack the sunscreen well I guess I could use a tan but what if we get bleached and shrivel up well I guess I could be a little paler I hope nobody needs a l you can hold this one Pat [Applause] hey pick like a beach ball and go somewhere else ow [Music] [Music] are you okay wish I could wear smelly socks hey make like a beach ball and go somewhere else what flavor do you think it is ouch [Applause] [Applause] I'm flying wow I these socks be saltier than a Sea Dog wow I'm quitting my job in getting a surf [Applause] for well at least it Nots spitting on me W [Music] up that should cover my buns help the Crusty Crab Pizza is the pizza for you and me whoa rightous oh my gosh real life pirate ships I [Applause] would hey you could you get rid of those jelly Abominations [Music] bubbles away I'm always up for a sunb but if you could hurry that would be great SpongeBob Patrick you're here too I thought it was just me and the anchovies well we can talk about that later what's important right now is getting you and the anchovies and my pineapple back to Bikini Bottom hey where are the anchovies that obnoxious shrimp rounded us up and made his jelly minions stick us to shipwrecks all over the Lagoon he said we're not pirate material it isn't my fault I have a severe eye patch allergy don't lose heart Larry we're going to rescue every Bikini Bottom who's stuck here or our names aren't SpongeBob and Patrick the pirate guys that's not a very fearsome pirate name yeah we're working on it thank you SpongeBob I'm going home to tan and pump [Music] I got you buddy [Music] I'm feeling better already [Music] [Music] I knew I could count on you Patrick [Music]