Durbanites can relate (all the way from Eswatini 🇸🇿)

I'm a deran knite of course my hello is not a greeting I'm a deran knite sometimes I don't have power sometimes I don't have water sometimes I don't have balls I'm a Duan knite we don't even wait for mangoes to get Riv I'm a Duan knite of course we're going to use socks and sandals every day of the week I'm a deran knite of course everywhere I go I'm going to ask them you got ker I'm a deran knite of course when I young people go say you what you said about that one I'm a dite my Street's got 45 speed bumps but I'm still lowering my car ex I'm a deran knite of course I'm going to say I'm coming now or I'm ready when I didn't even have a b it I'm a deran knite if I call your mother you don't know if it's compliments or an insult or maybe V I'm a deran knite of course we're going to serve P for baby showers gender reveals funerals weddings we deran nights of course we don't have cereal for breakfast it's Curry for breakfast lunch and supper