Where Do You Draw The Line? - A New Untold Story: Ep. 411

we go to roll yep sir let's do it all right three two one uh new Untold Story episode 41 Amber Amber is the color is that that 311 no no that's it's the angel number no it's 311 it's the phone directory if you can RI riff about the White Pages more power to you but you got no you got no riffs about White Pages no damn um your reply to what I'm going to say no you're just going to say like no that's a new untold story hey is that story old told [ __ ] no baby it's a new untold story a new UNT story it's a fresh bake untold story new [Music] yeah I'm just in my white Maxes my wigwams olive green Marine layer I'm not trying to reinvent the fashion wheel uh me either wearing a classic no uh before we get into anything we had bad audio issues last episode and I'm sorry about that so there won't be any audio distracting uh this this episode MH oh my God is is that hurting it's heavy as [ __ ] too heavy yeah dude my armorer said he lied to me my armorer lied so what do you got on body uh just chain mail just like Under Armour okay on huh on hands uh gauntlets I guess would be the term yeah you think he looks cool Rudy unfortun you're jealous unfortunately yes he does look very cool Rudy's been in Chicago for a year and hasn't found an armorer yet you look like a sword swallower [Laughter] groupy dude who who convinced the world that sword swallowing is cool you're taking the coolest thing and deep throating it yeah oh that sword that kills people I'll one up you I guess that's what happens when you when juggling is sort of reached it's it's you got to start swallowing swords is that just the direct descendant at tournaments the jesters was like I'm so sick of [ __ ] juggling one guy was like boom I can't wear this the whole episode it's way you down dudes wore this for entire quests I'm sure a lot of dudes have [ __ ] to completion in this I I I'm not built like this no you look cool but you look like but here's the thing he looks like someone that went to like a tournament where they do the jousting and like the real Knights fight and he like showed up in like a jersey of like his favorite team like yeah this is the same thing he's not quite a knight but he's a huge fanan he's like the auxiliary mascot at the Rucker Hell's Kitchen Branch campus Joon of arc's bestie I always like to think that I would have been something cool in like Medieval Era and when I put this on I was like I would have been a cobbler I would have been fixing shoes yeah and that's fine everybody needs them mhm yeah and is that that's uh inferior to the the plate armor you would wear this underplate oh you put the plates over that yeah yeah I don't know how they killed anybody and you're just completely impervious to arrows and bludgeoning weapons it depend every armor has a weakness point I don't want to say the term um but every armor has that flaw yeah yeah I don't want to I don't you're not actually going to the Renaissance Fair are you I am but I might go to Medieval Times in this but I don't think like it's impractical I I I I realized like my money that I don't have much of has been dwindling dwindling guess what I found out on the uh drive over here I went to cancel my gas for my last apartment that I haven't done yet oh and guess where I had to cancel my gas from my New York apartment I've been paying for that oh my gosh damn dude how much is that a month like 60 bucks probably yeah that sucks yeah that's a lot of gas I do I look like somebody who's fiscally irresponsible no no no you don't you look like someone who's scared of sharp objects what yeah this is somebody who Embraces sharp objects I'm bring it on you look like you you are a [ __ ] pin cushion right now [ __ ] n dude you're terrified when me and Kyle fight raw you be a cob don't say that yeah I guess you guys do I guess you guys do no I've always thought that you two do always fight raw I don't was a [ __ ] your armor was a leor your armor was a Le that's what it was a cage gloves elbow pads knee pads you were in there you were a raw fighter yeah yeah what skin on skin ring worm that's your second gay acquisation this week I don't your mic's on oh [ __ ] it was a slur he said a slur yeah it was a bad one too I hope that you go to the renfair or at least medieval times I'm going to the renfair sucks but I hope why do you say that it is it's just a bunch of like quirky harmonies and people singing obnoxious no I'm going to drink me from a horn and have pen on a stick Ye Old roast beef it's a bunch of hypers sexual failed actors that sounds like a chapel Rome concert that would be Les that's lesbians out the Wazoo I looked at like they do like acrobatic comedy they try to infuse comedy with all their like sing songs and well there was no entertainment back then that what is acrobatic comedy I bet you slipping on banana peels and [ __ ] the naked cartwheel that would be funny as [ __ ] Kyle fun as hell a naked car yeah that's one of the funnier things you can do naked easily yeah falling naked's very funny too I almost did the shower the other day that's scary scary when it happens yeah people die people do yeah yeah they do but yeah people do die um but episode 411 yes I can't believe I thought that was confused with the last time we made it or at least the last time I made it to 411 you know Nick my pediatrician gave me a enough lollipops for the whole sophomore class dude I was no I was were you 411 I was I turned 411 going into freshman year summer okay I was kind of feeling myself at four like almost 5 got poked sea Johnson on Facebook you poked sea Johnson a big deal were you you poked her that's not a big deal to poke her no it was a big deal for me to get to 411 oh okay I was like close enough to you were you were like the you were the notorious Facebook po poker in high school I was a Facebook poster poker you posted I didn't poke there was no I understood at a young age that there was no point in poking no way then you being in a poke war and then if you oh then you then you message like I'm gonna beat you no you wouldn't say that Jesus Christ you you don't stand a chance that's how you would flirt first DM to a girl was I'm gonna beat you in the Poke no you waited until they forgot and then you're like forgot you did you forget something never worked no but it gave the illusion that you were on a path to Victory when did Facebook get rid of the Poke too late yeah it really you were poking during Co it kind of would play now dude a poke right now would play I think it would yeah [ __ ] it would yeah it would it's like a throwback four uh famous 411s uh um Lil Kim she's 411 Lil Kim is also 50 whoa he can't be Lil Kim at 50 is she the oldest L the oldest L she might be uh moo pull up her Vanity Fair shoot it's I dude her Southern Hemisphere have you seen it she probably 5et wide she's uh she's visually stunning to look at look at that oh my god oh she's had labor done not work yeah hard labor done she got cauliflower face yeah they don't even take her to a hospital they take her to like a black what is that [ __ ] that is an absurd Dimension she is uh that H that has to be a little bit of Photoshop right [ __ ] it's like a tooth she sh she shaped like a tooth she shaped like a [ __ ] tooth get her cow come on get her cow she what else uh I don't know yeah like a sword going into a yoga ball a bb-8 the the Star Wars thing she um I don't know I think she's not doing maybe she's doing well is she not like like survival wise not doing well I think she's oh look at that dude she is that is a crazy A crazy [ __ ] um Judy Garland she was 411 411 sad story her yeah going back to the 19 30s like when we were talking about there were no rules she got abused Hollywood Studios would buy women and just be like you're in this and you can only have cigarettes mhm mhm like they were Force feeding they said 80 cigarettes a day on set just a little bit of broth for food um amphetamines and coffee and she wasn't that hot chill you'd think with that diet when she was what what dude they and they were like um older Judy Garland of course I don't know how old she was when she was how she was like 14 oh my god oh I didn't know that and all the people on like Crow tin Lee and The Whiz like wouldn't even look at her they didn't talk to her wa wait a minute wait wait wait did you give nicknames to the other members Crow is scarecrow Tin Tin Man Lee cowardly and the whz and then um the director I think his name was Victor Fleming would just take her out and smack the humor out of her if she laughed on set if she broke he would just take her out and Smacker and it was just a regular thing dude this is the 1930s we share a lifetime with PE the powers who are responsible for this Behavior yeah we do that's like that's like a grandparent a great grandar long ago long ago less than 100 years who else so like some of the most successful people like the Su successful directors has just beat just smacked Judy gar smack Judy Garland around it says here they smacked the humor out of her if she laugh have you ever had the humor smacked out of you no Tila Tequila na another cautionary tale yeah very much a Nazi yeah she's full-fledged like but she's an Asian Nazi she is she's Vietnamese and very rare yeah very rare in 2013 she wrote an article called why I sympathize with Hitler part one that's the most part one's the worst part of it the most anti-Semitic thing you can do part one that is an ominous title and then she was like started posting pictures in Nazi gear like armband she had Nazi jerseys she had she had Nazi Jersey she had like the creamsicle color way of Na oh she had a throw was it game War and then um she told Ben Shapiro get gassed and sent back to is oh my God and then they just like Let Her Go on Big Brother after that after that and then she went on Big Brother then after that she did more Nazi [ __ ] I watched double shot of Love growing up or no was that hers so she yeah I never watched that I loved that show she was it was a guy and girl dating show cuz she was bisexual she was a bisexual Taiwanese Nazi which is adjectives that don't go together no that's like the Infinity Stones of like wild [ __ ] a bisexual Tha Nazi there's something in there there's got to be something four um 411 Sky Jackson who is pregnant and arrested which is a tough combo yeah um she she she gave her boyfriend a little clobber 411 is a curse I guess I guess their like brain is you didn't find a single white woman that's 4 oh Judy Garland I'm sorry yeah you you did a every race is 411 MH and I think Danny DeVito he might be shorter though oh is that her in that's photoshopped right or did she post that on her own accord that looks fake that looks like the background they always use when someone dies that's a that's an image used by uh your off Business Insider it's on you just can't hear in the headphones yeah that Business Insider used that wow big UPS to T I had a I had a crush on her me too I don't anymore no no I gotta I guys I can't take it off yeah do you want to wear it not really try it okay all right all right everybody's favorite app including me and Kyle game time it's the official ticketing partner of barcal sports you guys know that we use them constantly I use them twice a month I'd say which is a lot for an app yeah and you're you're creating lifelong memories you can see Pearl Jam in Chicago today for only $49 Pearl Jam is a great band that's iconic that's Eddie vet Wrigley Field that's a that's a me that's a lifelong memory Pearl Jam at Wrigley Field for $49 Texas Rangers at Chicago White Sox for $3 the choice is yours we love getting out there to Live Events whether it's a concert a football game or a comedy show we love game time and now they have the brand new game time picks feature they're making it even easier to get into a game game time picks filters out the fluff to show you only incredible deals and great seats you don't have to waste 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up with a night and you have to sleep in that sit on the edge of the bed like this like waiting for my Uber D did you [ __ ] a night no got my phone uh mhm yeah yeah the Uber pulls up to like the draw bridge has to come down you come clinking [Laughter] out I'll be right there I'm crossing the moat yeah I'll text you that's one of one of his softest shirts oh that's fun his hoodies I love wearing my boyfriend's hoodies that's what you look like [ __ ] oh you feel protected would you wrestle better or worse in that worse I'm very limited right now heavy it's uncomfortable I a lot of respect to Knights I guess they were also you didn't respect them I didn't like I don't really think about them as like real people I only think about them in fiction I think I'm out on dorky [ __ ] oh yeah I swear okay Twitter uh uh this new Superman movies coming out and that actor Sky there look this up Muk the internet was like there was a debate going on like you know how every time they cast somebody and it's like first look of Skyler Gizmodo as Jimmy right there and then people were just like [ __ ] this that's just a dude with his thumb up what are what are they mad about he's Superman no he's not Superman he's playing Jimmy olssen who's just a guy what are they mad about people were debating they're like this doesn't make any sense he's playing Jimmy but that's like the first look and it went like viral they were like that that's a guy in a jacket with his thumb up and that's causing stirring debates he looks like the average dude that just died in the Death Star he's a good actor he's in righteous gemstones yes he is a good actor yeah he's playing Jimmy boy I don't know who Jimmy Olsen is he's up Superman's I think little boyfriend I think out on nerd [ __ ] um so what are you in on Chris Breezy the Chris Breezy $1,100 meetups Rudy have you seen this no your girl Vena requested you for $1,100 it cost 1111 yeah Chris Chris Brown Meetup photos are my new favorite thing dude he just like bends girls over and he just like [ __ ] he's like he's like picking them up by their ass cheeks like there was one where he was just spreading a girl ass cheek like a basketball his meet and greet photos are so [ __ ] funny just like if your girl's going to the Breezy meet and greet she's not your girl he'll kiss he'll [ __ ] French them but like there was one he was spreading a chick's ass and you could like see like the divot of her hole and he's just like smiling in the camera and they're paying one 1111 for it but did you see what happened there was a yes there was a um a disappointed gay boy a gay boy paid for the Breezy meet up and Chris didn't do anything he turned his back they did the Charlie's Angels POS well dude that's the most homophobic thing you could do with a gay guy just like let's Charlie's Angel D paid $1,000 to get like air [ __ ] by Chris Brown to get fled by Chris Brown to get [ __ ] butterfly fed by Chris Brown and then Chris was like let's go back to back and their asses aren't even touching he didn't even give them the satis almost like smirking Mo can you look that up I'm getting right now Breezy the Breezy and the guy's face you could like you could tell he's a little I paid 1,00 for this and compared to like all the other yeah the gay guy's just like frowning and look at Chris Brown he's not even letting his ass touch the guy and like like this guy this guy waited hours in line seeing girls get [ __ ] the yeah their [ __ ] legs lifted you brought out a swing set so they could do the spider dude he he there was one chick he put his arm down to his elbow down her throat and he was just like smiling like he caught like he did the Vince Carter yeah Vince Carter and hung in her hung on her throat yeah dude these are the pictures he's doing yeah just gripping he's biting his bottom lip on this chick sh what what is the left photo for I don't know I think he I think he's prepping look at that and then just that guy's waiting in line seeing all this he's like sucking on their tits like that is insane dude $1,100 I don't know like who I think Chris Brown going crazy with the love I'm happy for both parties I am too he's making a killing he's making one grand they're getting exactly what they want except look at the guy the gay guy he's like [ __ ] um so moo you haven't been good about your Chinese lessons [ __ ] you haven't been good about so I'm taking my money back from the Chinese this one you have to [ __ ] do you have to go to the Chris Breezy meet and gra and they're going to have to drag you out if he doesn't [ __ ] Palm your ass look up in Chicago when Breezy will be here yes yes I hope that you walk in and he goes oh hell no and if he has already been I I want a photo of you in line his 1111 tour where is he where is he are there tears to this or is it just flat 1100 1111 but I'm saying like you get like do you get more like does he grip it harder if you pay more maybe no I don't think I think it's just how you look whatever moodies it's completely based on appearance yeah with moo he might just do two separate photos one of him and one of moo alone put it in the same frame yeah Muk even if he is in Chicago you're going somewhere to see he puts on such a good show moo he's such a good dancer he's like the white Justin Timberlake [Applause] yeah he's got he's got no dates right now no dates okay you will be doing this meet and greet yes yeah and it's easier than Chinese yeah okay okay and yeah but what what am I wearing uh you got to look swagged out or hot I guess yeah but I think I think like like I think we spend about a grand on the the fit like a prom suit oh yeah prom fit yeah that would be funny a duct tape suit yeah yeah yeah we a tuxedo with timolin there was the competition you can make the duct tape tuck and you could get like college tuition is this like a known thing I think so I don't know it's a un like a national competition who could make the best duct tape prom outfits no I didn't know that I was a big duct tape fan at my knowledge I I was I thought ended at the wallet that did not end at the wallet no it didn't end at the wallet that must have been [ __ ] brutal on the nipples yeah all right moo yeah well I hope he like what if he just [ __ ] moo it's probably the only thing he hasn't had I'll get aggressive yeah I I'll I'll feel him up you'll get thrown out yeah yeah maybe shot he shoots me in the face yeah he'll shoot you they will pick you up and put you in a baby Bonnet and carry you out I can't wait that yeah I'm into the Chris Brown photo shoots and I'm uh I'm I'm trying to get everybody back in on muppets muppets are funny genuinely good comedy yeah um I try to get you into Muppets some of them Camp yeah you like some of them I like H Ross parrot I like bunson honeydew you like bunson honeydew yeah buns and honeydew is not even the best buns and honeydew is a dick to Beaker we'll get to we'll get to buns and honeydew let's start with ktf ktf set all the right things he made All the Right Moves Kermit the Frog is the man that's what that was his biggest downfall he was a sensible Muppet like dude you're playing a straight man in a universe of Muppets Jason baitman based his whole career off ktf you're a muppet stop calling him that stop calling him ktf it's Kermit like he yeah he's a likable guy but you're a muppet like buns and honey do was inventing exploding clothes tell me buns and honeydew was turning cottage cheese to Gold don't [ __ ] tell me you're trying stop that don't tell me you're trying to Honey who isn't even the star of his own segment it's Beaker okay what is what is he's a [ __ ] to Beaker what is ktfs best accomplishment Landon piggy he only pulled pigs and then everyone freaked out remember he they freaked out cuz he finally dumped her who by the way was smacking him around treating him like [ __ ] and he just took it he got cucked by droop who's group rejected by Miss Mouse but um everyone freaked out cuz he upgraded to a thinner Pig yes Denise a thinner P but what was what was he good at everything he was funny man he broke the fourth wall and looked at the camera dude he had he witty he had an evil but he's a muppet go be a muppet and do ridiculous [ __ ] he couldn't calm because he had to carry the [ __ ] show he had an evil twin Constantine always trying to kill him Constantine had a mole on his hand that was the only do he never knew his father and then he found out who his father was guess what him and fzy Bear have the same dad no no yes Kermit the Frog is Jim hensen's mother's spring coat what her turquoise spring coat he made that's what he came from that's amazing he wasn't even a frog for the first 15 years of his career he was just a general Muppet uh amphibian looking creature then he's like oh I'm the Frog then what does [ __ ] honeydew have we know his formula he's going to go on these interviews and he's going to flirt and get flirted with by human women yeah but then he he's going to go home and pull a pig he he he is more famous than a lot of humans what do you he's he's also they say he's a good musician yeah it ain't easy being grain his top song Rainbow Connection okay yeah peaked at 25th on the billboard show that's high for a puppet frog Monroe that's Southern Methodist his cousin or his nephew Robin peaked at number eight wait Robin had a bigger hit yes Kermit's biggest hit was 25th wait what's Robin's song he had some he he charted on the UK you're lying to me you're lying to me Robin the Frog Rob the Frog oh no he I'm saying like I like Kermit what do you like about bunson but he's just bunson honeydew didn't pretend to be a human bunson honeydew he wasn't a human scientist he was a muppet exploding clothes and being devious look at him B uh bunson honeydew's best trait is his [ __ ] dead uncle dadley no well uncle deadle was cool too Uncle dadley of course cool I'm talking about [ __ ] Baron Petri Von bu V Von honeydew I don't know him yeah he's a dead uncle Beaker is significantly better than bunson I bet I bet you there is no bunson merch on theer got bitched beer Beaker didn't get all right another thing H Ross parrot who's H Ross parrot he he he put his whole life into the alphabet he was an advocate he was an advocate for the middle of the alphabet M Googled Ross perau well that was I'm sure was based off of yeah H Ross parrot he's the one who gave element op it's like fluidity and flow no he did popularized he did the element op flow he was obsessed with the alphabet he just wanted kids to say the alphabet you like at Ross parrot I like at Ross parrot I was looking I mean of course you know what Gonzo Swedish Chef people are trying to make Gonzo gay now there's an article I read uh they're they're trying to make that like they're saying that everything he does supports the queer identity let Gonzo be Gonzo is he still doing [ __ ] I think he's still going out of of uh of cannons and whatnot okay um all right I I was looking through the wiki and I found who your crew would be in The Muppets I would go to the bar be like hey I'm with my muppets i' like whoa I'm with my muppets should we link up and then I walk in you're probably with a fleet Scribbler and Floyd pepper no actually no that's who I'm with actually I'll be with Fleet Scribbler I read I read it wrong I'm a fleet Scribbler yeah they That's my boy I'm rolling a fleet Scribbler and I'm with Floyd pepper yeah that's what that's a muppet that's a [ __ ] Muppet if I if I hear someone's bringing around a crew of mupp that's my those are my boys okay you're with uh [ __ ] chip the IT guy he's the IT guy for up late with Miss Piggy that's who you're rolling in with Kyle no yeah and you're with Eric The Yodeling clam he sucks dude that looks like Eric The Yodeling clam yeah Beady ass eyes let's show me oh that's yeah I kind of like that you like him yeah that's kind of cool it's a different vibe the last guy looks like a vice reporter yeah he did he did bunson lowkey looks like Tim Walls yeah he does but uh yeah I like bunson I don't dis I don't want the narrative to be that I hate ktf yeah no no you like him I guess right he's just not like he he he needs to let loose Muk I saw you you uh accidentally facetimed me from your pocket this past weekend and you went home you went home with Muk you you went home with with Howard [Laughter] Tubman who's Howard Tubman he went home with Howard Tubman dude a muppet yeah he's a muppet go to his Wiki oh it looked like Howard Tubman read his Wiki she had a lot of makeup [Laughter] on Howard Tubman read the first line is a member of America's oldest and fattest family oldest and fattest the Tubman of pork Smith dude the pork Smith I I have muk's location he's in pork Smith a lot what are you doing in pork Smith yeah tell tell me with that old fat family we shared nachos together how the fattest family the oldest and fattest we're the whole the fattest and porks Smith to get dinner with the [ __ ] what is their name the pork Smith no the tubmanss dudee there there are, 1500 Muppets what yeah Link hogthrob Link hog oh yeah M I saw you playing um pong with link hog throb yeah called elbow on him he's the blondee clef chin Pig with a high opinion of [Laughter] himself he's he could pull Dawn music that's cool Dawn music da music dude are you just are you looking through the the extended Universe a little bit there is a ton of funny ones yeah I'm into the muppets muppets are funny I have a Muppets tattoo it's embarrass I have up this from Muppet Treasure Island on my forearm yeah but no more nerd [ __ ] I didn't know that yeah my most prominent visible tattoos is from [ __ ] Muppet Treasure Island which which one is it this one oh that yeah well it's like it's the black spot watch them up at Treasure Island holds up all of them it's really good humor then you start talking about Sesame Street my brain gets confused yeah because the same universe Gonzo's been in both quite I don't know Oscar the Grouch was a different color in the first few episodes and he turned green because he doesn't bathe that's yeah it's pretty fun I think it was like beig Cookie Monster and then Kermit's like I'm going to say the right thing The Muppets don't exist without Kermit bunson does bunson paychecks he should thank Kermit's a nobody without Muppets plural what are you talking about Kermit's done solo work do you think in the Muppet store is there any [ __ ] honeydew merch I'm yeah who cares what do you do doesn't affect it doesn't change or impact my opinion on beo what did you just call him I don't know no there's none there's a lot of Kermit there's a lot of Kermit and there's beaker look at that his [ __ ] assistant gets his own $150 canvas painting oh my god dude I can't believe there's this many Muppets I'm looking through it now 9 in snails yeah yeah there's a lot of like play on words holy [ __ ] yeah not a single bit of honeydew merch Nate leaky who's Nate leaky oh 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shrimp and black and salmon for a good deal head Toof factor meals.com kb50 and use code KB 50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off the next month that's code kb50 Factor meals.com kb50 K what do you know about um Tristan D Kahuna the island way it's the most remote island in the mo the most remote civilization in the world thousands of miles from the next people and it's what's the pop it's low it's probably like a 100 people have you looked at some of the I looked I was interested I was looking at the map it's a fascinating place it's been getting a lot of cover it's a crater yeah in the 60s a volcano erupted and everyone fled but then they all came back because it looks awesome it's it's um it's named like a a video game Tristan Duna and it's Edinburg of like the Seven Seas is this town yeah and there was the eruption right there in 1961 but then there's West Jews point and East Jews point on Snell's Beach I don't know but I didn't know about that West Jews Point yeah Kanye yeah every time he points him out you yeah oh there's West Jews point I don't know yeah I don't know what that's about they have a cat-shaped lake it's called cat-shaped Lake and it it it resembles a cat shocking it's it's it's like named like a world of warft fasinating they got to like soggy plane Hill gpsy Gulch it's I it seems like a story bookes it is I recommend some YouTube videos on it like on their map it is so Whimsical you know how normal maps have cities and names of mountains they just have Potato Patch fortnite yeah yeah did you ever play fortnite Never we are doing a subathon stream when this is out tonight yeah and we're going to have you game a little bit I'm going to game yeahh I have some Japanese Rhythm games for you to play oh those are fun mhm no not VR DDR no not DDR I like what does Rhythm mean what that takes timing it's like a song and you have to hit buttons based on the timing yeah I'm down to play any game and we are not going to stop until we complete the hardest feat of all time we're going to fill out a blank crossword puzzle yeah talking about with just words like so it we don't it doesn't have to be correct by any means but it has to make sense what we fill in in the blank cross puzzle have to be an actual dictionary word it can be like a proper noun we can phrase yeah leeway we have to fill out a completely blank crossw puzzle and have it make sense I'm excited for this I am too dude the island next to this island is just called inaccessible Island that's are you sure it's called that literally or labeled that it's literally just says inaccessible Island they named it inaccessible Island that's [ __ ] cool isn't that imagine I might Force when I the birthing comes my child to be born there has anybody ever been born in inaccessible Island I don't know I mean that why would it be called inaccessible Island somebody's had to have been there to name it maybe you don't have to be somewhere to name it do you I guess that's a good point but then it would just be accessible Island God you're right you're [ __ ] right what else you got going on B I'm really excited about the NFL for the first time in my life yeah what do you got going on you have fantasy team the NFL yeah you do but I'm more excited to just watch and bet on it I'm like actually I know the players you had a parlay set for weeks yeah I'm going to wake up the F oh my God and set like 20 parlay I'm going to be honest I'm going to set 20 parlays they're going to be three to five legs and you know if I hit one I'm good but if I don't I'm you know I'm [ __ ] that's the thrill and I cannot wait to experience this cannot wait to chase the golden bag oh did you get a golden bag last year I got it no I got um a couple two grand that's maybe like a three no the golden bag is uh it's 10 plus what that's what I'm going for and I need to get momentum so if I win one in week one and another in week two then week three I'm going for the gold wow yeah I think I'm gonna go for some eight leg parlays I would love to I want to be the Spider-Man oh yeah oh yeah I'll do eight legs can you can you do that yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a free country dog damn I might have to get into it are you guys playing fantasy no I kind of people always ask for name ideas I got no name ideas to you no oh I just did alter it sounds like you do I was trying expecting us to have a couple I was trying to think I just do alter OS I was just Earl dinkin is that your Alter Ego mine's Perkins Cole nice dude if I have a fake name what Alter Ego I don't have an alter ego Kyle Dean yes that could be traced back to you pretty easy it's the same first name uh what's your name uh Kyle I'm off the scent I'm losing my voice we played Monopoly last night and Monopoly I've said time and time again one of the worst games ever prolonged and tedious fuss of the game just rolling dice I think it gets a rep because it's like the first board game yeah I'm sure that was like exciting at the time you think maybe not it's like the most exciting thing about the board game is mortgaging yeah it was it sucked my grandmother was always my dad always say your your grandmother is the best Monopoly player ever you know who's going to win in the first turn it's Whoever has most properties and that just meant that she was like a a a ruthless [ __ ] yeah yeah you're just you just wear people down yeah rest in peace Grandma how'd she go classic style I don't know really yeah old age old age that is classic yeah oh I don't know I bet you old age happened way later yeah true well old age always changes but I guess it does change yeah like dude back in the day if you got strip throat it was curtains there was a lot of things that could kill you yeah mhm but um people still lived long people died in Muppets they killed off Muppets people died in Muppets they killed off arenia Hall in Muppets twice they brought him back they laced his cough syrup and he died and then they brought him back to life and they he died again like the same episode they killed off arcenio Hall in The Muppets universe but then Muppets died too they also killed off Chrissy Mets no they did the sphere from This Is Us yes the sphere they killed her off oh my God yeah it's crazy the wiki list of deaths of like say something nice about Chrissy Mets good actress okay we've done a lot we've dug into that girl you could dig pretty far yeah she's lost a ton of weight d i but yeah like um Christian mcaffrey okay not too bad nice this has legs mhm best athlete in col history back white running back white RB Arby's Arby's white cheddar no it's like I can't think of anything I I think I I can't think of Fantasy names that aren't just super cringey yeah they're all cringey who's his wife uh Miss Universe right um yeah she wasn't she with Danny Mandola it doesn't matter Olivia CPO yeah the brunette lady Olivia Culpo's running dildos what the [ __ ] does that mean that's what's a r what the [ __ ] Christian mcaffrey is her like running dildo is your dashing dildo I like that wait Culpo's dashing dildo yeah that's a good there you go if he's your star Culpo's dashing dildo who else Tyreek kill is have some easy ones like what well he has like eight kids to eight different women mhm he's like reproductively mischievous he is he's also done some things yeah uhhuh bad things yeah also said if he could do one other thing in this life it'd be a porn star he said that yeah he [ __ ] like a dolphin yeah he's on the perfect team he's a cheatah all right all right call him uh the ass salty Dawgs ass salty dogs Jesus silence violence of the MS the MS what are the MS women yeah yeah the boys in the league would love he's like um people kind of just let that slide a little bit he's like a fast he's beloved I I'm in uh a league with anus listeners oh that's cool and I have Christian mcaffrey dashing I I something with a Miss where they're like okay we're in it's like an anus fan league and I jumped in it and they're like okay let's do a random draft order uh Nick you're first I I don't know I don't know yeah wanted to appease the king yeah them them the perks I got Chris mcaffry do I have to change my team name what is it no I'm the Hamilton tiger sh other that's their actual name right the Hamilton Tiger Cats I don't know that's a good name that's a great name thank you but you it could be Olivia Culpo's running dildo Dash someone's got to use that dashing dildo dashing dild if people get it um do you think they will no well yeah I think it's pretty straightforward no it's not I don't know I love I'm obsessed with NFL Tik toks but they're so bad I'm begging the social team to like get some creativity and zest like could just like say something bad about the Jaguars that's like one of the they're like chicken wings or tacos uh [Laughter] Wings who on the team would you give the ax to and everyone's just like me oh PT and who the [ __ ] is PT no one knows who PT is the whole video everyone's like H I guess PT who on the team is the best at basketball me what you mean me all right ask anyone that's what we're doing who on the team would you never let date your daughter that was that that was fun one they when they Tyreek Hill yes that's actually interesting it's a nice look into the psych yeah it's so what's your favorite muscle group to hit at the gym PS I know you like that one don't even lie I know you like that one you were very interested in that but I think there's like a weird ASMR quality because they're always walking on sidewalk with like cleats yes and it's just the Deep rumbling voice we never had this I love getting to know like like Star athletes you do getting like a just a a glance into who they are as a person and see if they want tacos or Wings if they ask them that stuff yeah so how would you run it what questions would you ask if you were the social media manager for the Pittsburgh Steelers I guess I get it because they're probably very reluctant to appear in these yeah but you got but some are and you got to just give them the floor I don't know I don't know but you don't have to do the same thing that every other team does MH yeah yeah football football what was that what just saying thinking about football well nice nice aren't we all everybody can relate to that um anything else Muk uh I have some uh fantasy football names you have fantasy football names these are specifically for jcole fans okay J Cole fans so wait these are fantasy football names for J Cole fans yes uh I like this segment yeah me too uh my neighbors think I'm selling dope I'm not going to get any of these just a preface okay so this one's called get off my dick or gomd you have to draft all four of the Eagles tight ends it's Grant calcatera Albert OKO Obama Manny Rogers and Dallas SCD so that one's prerequisite is you have to be a jcole fan have to have every Eagle's tight end yeah and play Fantasy Football like Challen really took a detour to get to that and then was the first one my neor Malik neighbors my oh okay yeah that's good and then I ran out of ideas so I yeah of course you did I just did uh a chain me to a wall and [ __ ] my ass okay yeah that's pretty good that's pretty [ __ ] good I like that okay hold on okay you could do Forest Hill what was it a drive drive yeah you have to take uh Tyreek Hill yeah Forest Gump you got D Forest Gump you got to drop Forest Gump yeah and uh and uh uh Ryan Gosling from drive and that's the team forests Drive that'd be a good [ __ ] and that that name just kind of falls into place it does yeah Forest Hills Drive Gump what was that one play he had had a 101 yard touchdown return a kick return yeah so that's good good value yeah ran out of the stadium I get gum mhm yeah we don't need to see it play for Bama you see the Down Syndrome lawyer no girl with Down Syndrome pass the bar good for her they're also like winning Beauty contests and they look very attractive where do you draw the line um pilot he's before a little before pilot I'm not going to lie um maybe a little after Uber driver between the not Pilots Hey listen pilot is let's let's be real okay pilot is crazy um what if you were on the plane and you heard the intercom would you get off actually no I'm sure the training is extensive yes yeah so if they if they made it um so you'd be fine what about would you be fine with let me start easy uh like a a Hostess yes yeah um I'm trying to think of police officer yes if you if there was a c if you got your home broken into and then they rolled up yeah I'm with that I'm cool with that here's one tattoo artist yeah that's a good one the line is close to tattoo artist I don't know if it's above or below that that is a very good question I would do it I would for sure do it I feel like they would start to improvise just kind of let them do their thing dude I would get something to like I would get something to like memorialize my grandma and then I would like look away and then I would look back and I would just have like a [ __ ] John Cena portrait yeah did you draw an Oreo it looks great yeah it's good like it would a technical technical skill I would understand I would be afraid of right the Liberties taken yeah Direction yeah I think you got to say yes in that situation you have to say yes it it's probably tattoo artist might be the line I think it is on yeah I'm trying to think of anything else if I went to the circus and that was like the trapes artist I would look away I just wouldn't want to I would be afraid uh one that's definitely saves mechanic yes yeah of course very good easy I'm fine with that uhuh um yeah most most things yeah ski instructor good fine of course [Music] fine I came across a bodybuilder yeah what what about strong yeah MH Barber it's a below tattoo artist for me for me yes because I go to like Great Clips they are they are yeah dude Super Cuts yeah like they cut my hair like like they're in NASCAR pit crew that's why like they they're so fast and they just are so they just don't give a [ __ ] about the final product but it's always like whatever it's fine Barber yes for me me Rudy what if they redid Lord of the Rings and they recast Aragorn okay let's not get crazy it would be kind of sick it would be yes I'm I'm with that but I would prefer if there were if it wasn't just one like Sauron being Sauron no you couldn't do it to a villain you're right dude if Thanos and Avengers just was that's really fun it's I don't think it changes anything no no it doesn't I really want to do the voice but I no I'm not going to do the voice yeah I might do the voice you want to do the voice I can't do the voice okay do the not GNA do the voice do the voice we're not going to do the voice uh Barber yes tattoo artist yes Uber driver yes drug dealer yes absolutely that I'd be like that [ __ ] works good I'm trying to get oh my God I know i' be like I'm trying to get like you oh you tried that do you try this yeah uh what about like what about um like a pediatrician no or a doctor like doing a physical gynecologist yeah I guess yeah yeah yeah I'm try I'm trying to think of where I'd be like this this is this it's definitely allowed in this in this universe we're occupying anything's possible just for the sake of argument plumber great I think tattoo is really where you start getting what about like the UFC oh yeah but not all of them just one right yeah um I feel like Dana would turn bright red right now with excitement if you said that really yeah that would be the best yeah did you ever after you've wrestled against girls haven't you yeah I have I have I this is like a memory I lost to a girl and my dad had to remind me recently who was the girl uh her name is Devin oh this is my first year oh did she go was in the small League I don't think you know her yes I do don't wave your finger at me she went to Central no not her okay not her um I still remember some of the names I think shadia Patterson I beat her at the uh Harbor Creek Invitational handily but uh I teched her so I didn't pin her I wanted more time on the well that was the only one and I was like 10 um but there was a lot like I wrestled 103 my freshman year and there was a lot of girls in that weight class really there's always girls that like are pretty good but you lost to a girl what what was that car ride home like I lost to a de dude that doesn't that's so yeah but I also beat him okay um yeah did you have to change up the tactics at all I lost to I beat a dude who uh but barely who had like this syn lag syndrome where his upper body was that of like a 225lb bodybuilder and his legs were like spaghetti yeah SpongeBob What It's SpongeBob with the muscle arms yeah yeah built like jacked SpongeBob and he was dangerous um yeah I think that's almost an advantage if I got in on his legs it was game over but he is such a strong upper body but yeah there was a dude with no lags there's a few who were successful hard to wrestle yeah of course how do you bring them down yeah how do you bring them down you ever compete in your respective craft against anyone disabled what is my craft I mean you tell me I don't think I have a craft yeah you have a lot like art most most were I think a little yeah no I don't think that changes anything if anything that adds to the appeal of it's an advantage there no podcast is there a is there down Center podcast I'm will to bet yes but I don't know what it is uhuh I'd go on it I would too I would love to me too it's probably better than the guys from Arizona State be more my speed a they're still killing it they're blowing up they're blowing up yeah yeah they're huge damn it they're out there they're huge all right anything else no all right all right friends whoa is that a new sign off cool