TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT Movie Reaction! | First Time Watch! | Mark Wahlberg | Anthony Hopkins

s did you forget who I am what is going on everyone we are watching Transformers 5 the last night I have not seen this movie and so I thought I would join these two jokers in watching this film Jokers I thought a lot about this going into it cuz this is the film that made the least money out of all the Transformers films right the one before with Mark Wahlberg grossed over a billion dollars and this one gross 600 million at the box office the critics across the board are like no good but you guys are clicking on this and I'm like why so there's a couple of reasons one would be you're hardcore fans of Transformers and you want to see us fall in love with it too or you dislike it and you want to see us in pain or three you just really like Steph and Kristen and just want to watch them for an hour so all reasons are valid taking that into consideration let's move forward here and enjoy this as much as we can here we go Transformers the last night oh they came in they're getting their asses kicked whatever farting I would not want to get hit with one of those balls sorry that sounded so bad sound really bad I will lay down my life for you but this Merlin Merin he's no wizard he's a worthless drunkard I'm sozzled that's not how I would have ever imagin Merlin no magic does exist it was found long ago kind of like you guys inside a crashed alien ship wow I like this hello it is I coner of spirits is this Stanley Tucci yes the wizard oh it looks like Stanley Tui prothetic we Britain are in a desperate fight End of Time sort of thing I mean it it's awful big personalities just [Laughter] I just realized who he is when you guys said his name I'm like I don't know who that is but now I just realized last Transformers wasn't he I'm a liar I'm a charlatan I've deceived my whole life but if I could for one moment change this world for the better he's also in Devil weare's Prada oh he's in so many things I give up drink money win drinking money not I can identify with that statement I beg of you Guardian Knights transform dragon is yours to command what dam protect this staff one day a great evil will come for it okay that's our setup it's three-headed okay what oh he's making them [Applause] magical you barrel roll didn't see that coming did you without sacrifice wow there can be no Victory I wanted to stay there me too I am Optimus prior and this message is to my Creator poor Optimus he keeps getting flopped around in space seriously man can't catch a break no he's always getting screwed up Optimus Prime has left us to find his makers some say he will never return up baby Transformers are declared illegal on Earth World set up a new paramilitary Force the trf except in Cuba Castro lets them sun on his beaches that's fun oh go he's back needs ice oh ice we are not animals only America does ice this is an alien noo Zone that would be fun if they did like goon type Transformers oh I think that might be something along the lines of what we're about to watch we're not supposed to be here we're kids man we get away with anything facts a man we're Invincible what kid would ever say that I know a kid that's never been grounded a no he's just got balls man I think he's moving oh boy oh who disturbs my Slumber this guy is cute look at his little p little [ __ ] oh please step forward and and surrender D hey is that R okay that's a bad word is it what she say sheot though oh it's a what something mer said I like her I like the design of the robot that she's fighting it looks like something straight out of a video game I love your solid four oh no too soon no this area is active we just had two Sentinels go down what have you got that thing looks so real yeah it does damn I almost had a heart attack can't transform I'm trying to fix him you're being a baby about it squeaks it's all right oh W it's all right it's all right I told you covered it's canopy unable P visual on Five Little Feathers oh he's keeping himself five covered from that danger close do not fire oh who is he let's go as far as you're concerned my boyfriend oo how long's that been going on relent got to get out of here kid you're here I live here this is my home what's this the living room with a dining room such a little [ __ ] no place no home no family do you know how that feels no cuz your ass has got big old houses to go home to I'm got a condo such such a kid wa to say it oh no a missile oh my God sad oh jeez it's oil there's that oil I want to thank you wake up look at me wake up Canopy I'm not leaving you a hey it's all I got my bag of tricks you might want to hop in he can fix him canab be's going to be okay we're going to drag him behind us that little gun is going to take out that big this [ __ ] hit the right oh there we go what up baby that makes more sense I'm tired of people messing with me nice reference hey you know there's a reward for turning you in really yeah cool you want to get punched in the face really hard easy he's like freeing a cow yeah really bad oil you're just so you all know you do know they're using the oil as a blood right I'm just saying I got to get me and my girl and like you all know the tal it's an effect will protect you oh you don't know me anything forg we need to get that you have to save it Jeweler get that fixed up he didn't make it B coming on solo this is turn is a one shitty ass day oh is that a Transformer cop mhm see his lips yeah why they got my manp so pink hold on it's sunscreen sunscreen on his lips yes yes it's sunscreen I feel like they didn't have to use that effect because he's out in the like it's hot out there man he he's it's sunscreen he got the Transformer cop is an actual cop it's a positive match sir it's Kade jger it's over that's a cool last name help yourself out here it's a Transformer also I don't sell out friends friends one day we wake up they're in charge fearmongering so sexy something's coming you can't shoot your way out [Music] you hear that that's my big homie woo oh no what they did not do that they did not do that that can't be right was that a joke that was a mistake okay okay we learned how I like that kind of ad Family easy that pretty cool burn you so bad you'll wish you died as a child damn that's a good one don't do it B hold your fire hold it oh you drop it I'm not dropping [ __ ] why were you hiding in the back the whole time hey the military doesn't want it this way B you got to believe that sure we know you world order now and these guys are calling the shots all he want is a home and you know it what how are you on the other side right now love starting the day off with a gunfight all right we got some oldies back negative deceptic activity trf Stand Fast you think they'll bring sh buff back they're all back no no absolutely not why not eag like tag him are we like going to pretend they didn't go to war for all of you guys nope forgot i' never SE one like did a lugie rocket tracker this one's older older than Optimus Prime the actor intimidating um Mark Wahlberg looks like the dude from House of the Dragon oh my God Kristoff yeah we'll find the staff that voice I can hear it in my nightmares Megatron waiting for authentication it's him Lord Megatron thank God Josh D humel so dang charismatic he can pull off any line without the Talisman we cannot find the staff I know who can lead us to it the trf is he just doing that for they just don't get it our history with be and the Autobots oh what we would all give to have Prime back right now oh my God this guy he's been through a lot the next Transformer movie should be Optimus like having a full spa weekend with the girls your world is dying I've been waiting Optimus no it's not I don't think so she's like every AI ever you are my Creator I am quintessa the prime of Life quintessa woo well he's coming in aggro I would kill you I mean floating in space forever you'd be pissed too Mega charm started the war oh no you destroyed your world you fool wow my perfect creation why don't you try to qut her going to fix it oh no the race of Transformers dies forever okay interesting getting some expansion on the lore yeah how did you get in yeah I like her design a lot yeah she looks cool that weird thing we've been waiting for 1600 years to happen I think it's really happening this time I could have a baby Optimus did they say that weird thing we've been waiting to happen the Talisman has been bestowed that's great oh I knew it was Anthony Hopkins voice it begins that's cool I'm so excited about these horses I think I'd be pretty good at Polo this is this is so epic the way they're shooting this yeah it's cool with the music and everything is she going to ride the dragon is that is that what we're setting up yep definitely she's riding the dragon I was quite open there's a reason why you're always open you always single shots fired shots fired like did I just score for us and win the game or what you [Laughter] loser Steph is a competitive athlete yeah yeah that's Anthony parking just kidding what the hell are you talking about first off it's jaby I mean ja way to my government name myad myad when have I ever done that 44 just the vi between civiliz and barbarism that skirt is fire she's a professor too King Arthur Honorable Men Brave muscles senu sweat glistening off their bodies what are willing to sacrifice all for victory sound too good to be true poppy oh my goodness Marlin our King maker probably never existed she this is your job why do we tell our elves these stories other than the fact that dragons are wicked these are all lies don't believe any of them a few brave souls us can save everything we've ever known or is it just the dragons who destroyed her childhood I know so negative won't be much longer now old friend signs of the ends are all around us you'll know what to do don't you my power of creation the staff was stolen from me by my 12 Guardian Knights they betrayed me and hid it on Earth yeah I wonder why they betrayed you the staff is the only way to bring life back to Cybertron oh so she's to find it for me do you seek Redemption R she's definitely bad okay don't have sex with her my maker I do uhoh uhoh what are they going to do swap [Music] oil this poor thing did holding that one for a while oh is that a fart some missile fart or missile poop damn it Grimlock we're guested here you got him some [ __ ] huh yeah Neck Deep okay that's what you get for taking a yellow bugger you need a leader shut up before I do some damage you won't walk away from you will never be Optimist Prime you talk too much come on man million legendary war you act like a bunch of Junkyard Dogs boys will be boys come back here Grimlock yeah turn around what do you got in your mouth drop the cruiser right now I know you got see shar's Cruiser drop it you right spit out spit it wow oh my God you get back in your hole and think about what you did like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade out here Jimmy J you hired me from a want ad in the Dakota pity Ledger that is a dinosaur an alien dinosaur that was not in the ad you hired me to be senior vice president of worldwide operations did I tell you that yes that's what you said I made that [ __ ] up oh do not take this title away from me [Laughter] [Music] kage it's a lot of junk all right what else you got where'd you get that piece of junk a Knights of iaon Talisman and this dump n it's not real is it no definitely not yeah give it to me I'll take it off hell no but I know it's something cuz you got you licking your chops you skank there were exactly seven count them seven signs of the Apocalypse and that Talisman showing up here is Numero Uno if that fancy pancake was real I'd grab the spaceship and blow this dirt ball Planet turn your back drift if it offends your sensibility no that is something you can't un see barely understand what's coming out of your mouth drift dang oh this isn't happening you cannot stay here kid I got enough Strays I'm useful I fix [ __ ] yeah good for you better than anyone and I have a name you know it's Isabella Isabella with a Z got another the daughter you just go home please I don't got a home oh yeah he had a family in the last one what happened to that did they save the daughter's probably in college CU she going off yeah I'm not going anywhere I want to stay and I want to fight them you can't fight them and you can't beat them right they have the support of the entire world you you're a kid every scene with her escalates to this like emotional Place very she such a good actress have you seen sakario too mm-m no what happened to your family oh she had a kid you first wife passed away daughter's in college she might as well be on the moon mhm at least she's still here bro I go visit her we both get arrested is that bad enough you bro your turn unless you're too tough to share look bro Decepticon fired a rocket you're just being real parents were home I wasn't no way I was going to Foster I feel that you got to go you can't stay here fine oh my God you know every Transformers movie definitely has scale like yeah crazy scope and they're growing at an exponential rate alien whatever they are oh my God cyron is coming what Dad look I know I know you can't talk to me but you can listen you don't need to save the world you need a freaking girlfriend wherever you are I don't want you to Die Alone whole think just as hard as the other I'm fine I'm safe and I love you FR snaap this in Siberia he's been seen at all six Horn locations around the world ID confirmed Megatron okay he made contact with trf snatched up two CIA case officers said he wants to negotiate what the hell does he want certain alien Associates of his released sched contact is I clear that's dope the Department of Justice has okay it so long as the US military watches his every move got attitude you're going to be on point because he is not our friend there's a weapon out out there of unimaginable power a threat to our very existence and Megatron can lead us to it do I know you human yes you do give me names Mohawk mwk what up fellas man I want to kill you right now I like how they're doing this right now dreadbot oh dreadbot Nitro Zeus baby free at last free at last oh gosh okay and last but not least Berserker I'll suck you a bra I'll suck your veins kinky I'm SLA a bigger door I what makes you think they're going to listen to the terms though you really come on Megatron what anyone wants human to go home when did Megatron paint push tactical Airborne I want Air Ops locking down this transport Decepticons in sight 100% Decepticons have just been given Jagger's location dang oh my God oh my gosh Al this is protected land 66 Evac move protect your land yeah they don't care you're not leaving me you leave me they take squeak leave squeaks he's a Survivor get in the car then girly yeah yeah that was my thought I'm like like stop talking just roll with it then roll out roll out exactly the end is near my old treacherous friend what a shame you'll be unable to see it how do I get zom a little [ __ ] oh oh okay those are some sexy Vehicles yeah tactical positions let's go it's going to be like a old west shootout accept are all right we all know our hiding places what's this the tracker brought them right to us oh oh no not the T-Rex who what a shot wrecking up look around and find out y'all you guys need to stop doing this so these are all our tax dollars just being blown to smithin hey Jagger's got vital Intel detain only trf operation stay out of my way hey hey there's some scary [ __ ] going on out there I'd like to at least keep my blaster not today everybody in this movie is angry yeah I would just dose that guy's drink with like a big edible chill him out chill him out real quick oh that's dope that's really cool aots get ready hey Cade you mind if I bail don't attack until I say oh yeah Decepticons is in the streets oh I feel a I like him he's here I'm letting y'all know what we came to do oh oh no get over here look at that little Blue Beetle looking Mo oh oh don't he stop H him down oh no look at all walking all strong with pigtails go to hell this planet is it looks like one of them is still messy it is shoot that thing just attacked or attached to him yeah stop kater I need that Talisman I'm going to turn him into a Transformer well that would be sick cool you don't do this Kaki [ __ ] you want to go out there start screaming at the seon get those vile beams I'm on him dang this is crazy woo that tail almost wiped her out like it really looks like they're in the middle of all this chaos yeah are always amazing his F better than that drift chickens it's amazing that that those houses and buildings can like withstand the weight of Transformers that's the only plan you got get down get down what are those trf game changers we got to get inside that's your this is suppos to hunt I really want to see him become a Transformer Markus Prime try stop playing come on am I the only one in here no damn good work last a this ain't right oh that was quick why is his tongue out of his mouth like a dog oh those are much bigger than I thought I thought they were like I thought they were going to be smaller too Run Run is it going to jump on it they're pretty big oh the a rooma another like a really deadly I got this what are you doing what yeah what are you doing stay behind me what heyj don't I got this get behind me do get behind I don't bad idea no what was the plan he thought that it was only going after him so like it would turn him like a k how are you alive tell you I love you man what job wasn't what I thought but I appreciate everything it's only a bean bag dude no hole there's no hole there's no blood no nothing that would still hurt a lot yeah goodness that [ __ ] hurt like a bullet man I felt to go through me oh oh my God a leprechaun who the hell are you oh what are you looking at little girl what are you looking at I have no s of scale how big I have been sent to collect you collect me that is correct no you're not collecting [ __ ] why would you think you can put your hands on a robot like that SL want to play R oh oh oh grab on don't let go hold it grab on hold on there we go ow Tom Cru that [ __ ] is he still alive oh on is he still living no he's going to die this guy he just jumps to these conclusions oh [ __ ] what a stunt oh my god wow what a stunt oh he's turning into marked as Prime no it's just shielding him he can get that out Mario that [ __ ] Mario that [ __ ] what the hell where did these bowling balls come from there you little nuts oh the bowling there you are good to find you alive just like nothing happened let's make you presentable he's going to learn about it it's like a butler who are you my name is cogman Sir and I am here because of that and that is here because of you it will not leave you until your quest is fulfilled you have been chosen he chosen I will explain everything if you'll kindly come with me hey Kate what's with the c3p Ripoff Don't Kill the Messenger M what he St he he does look like a C3PO ripoff doesn't he your friends will be safe in your absence in your presence unsafe you are needed sir urgently jeez I'm waiting for this moment the important decisions in life often come down to just one moment true this is that moment not leave guys I'm the chosen one or whatever I'm the chosen one or whatever the plan is I didn't say it B listen up Little Miss Sunshine I'm in charge now she's not going to stay he just left me you're not going to leave this little girl in the middle of who where are we now Optimus it is time you knew the truth the place you call Earth has another name oh what's the name Unicron Unicron Earth Unicron cybertron's ancient enemy what with my staff we will drain the very life from Unicon oh that would kill the humans though and your world will be reborn Nemesis Prime oh she's changing him oh this is some like girl Voodoo yep metaphor she's reprogramming him or something oh you've been chosen as well urgently request your presence at high te this very moment hell yeah oh we're going we're going stop it's a Transformer thingy I like her oh no please don't do that a French French Christ alive you're one of them oh God be quiet now you're now you're just in the trunk help I sit down [Music] wa what oh it just modeled itself after that uh that's dope the White Cliffs of [Music] DOA that's a very English thing man this is like my dream home it's so gorgeous are we in Scotland you bet they better not ruin this house yeah I'm going to be pretty upset I like how you asked if we were in Scotland with a terrible English accent hey yo I was trying to do a Char's accent today maybe they're in like Southern Southern England not even a Char can do a chariz accent we have guests what's the matter with you [ __ ] my bit fled off idot hello that God as he's trying to hold it together more stuff is falling apart what the hell I'm awfully sorry about that but um you see he thinks it's still the year 1918 or 1914 something like that so sad World of War one so sad Battle of the man battle of the sun Battle of the man battle of passion trenches and mud and death and Gore and all that it's terribly sad it's a long way to tiary it's a long way to go yeah but it's um it's terrible you know but I isn't it I'm this late onset of um well robot dementia not talk that's a lot of information what's going on here will you drag me to some Transformer retirement home M somebody better start talking I'm out of here bumblebee we only met when I was a little boy in short pants I must been that tall maybe taller or maybe shorter I can't remember but never forget a face you know this guy I don't with you huh you little stupid ass I [Music] [ __ ] I love that song very interesting yeah you keep a secret for so long knowing it to be true and yet deep down inside you begin to wonder has my life been wasted have you ever felt like that Mr Cade every day it's just Kade look old Tera I don't have a ton of patience with riddles right now yes but you want to know don't you dude why they keep coming here to Earth ah I do so love perfect timing here's your girlfriend dude what a bitching Cari [Music] is oh oh so is this a kidnapping sort of situation or her first Transformer experience it's a weird angle shot my name is Edmund bton TR ER of fulan last surviving member of the order of wiwi they just had that dress for her ready what's up what's up does he have to loom like that Sher hot rod H what hot rod mhm it's his French accent is he French no he just likes the accent no no no no no I hate the accent but I can get rid of it I'm stuck with the accent he's a soldier Miss Vivian he swore an oath to your father to protect you Hopkins is just shooting straight through this what am I doing here yeah why is she here introduction this vivin Wembley master of History Oxford doctor of philosophy also Oxford and Dr is again Oxford I think anything else anyway meet Kade Jagger I'm an inventor oh you're an inventor yes I am what have you invented a lot of things like style like a lot of things like things that you've heard of like well things that you will have heard of okay patons are pening ah very smooth ah don't say what's up you know I could do that too oh I'm English and I'm too cool for feelings what I'm now I've come here to be insulted by some overeducated Ivy Tower princess and a dress stripper only in America is a finer education an insult and if my dress makes you feel uncomfortable then maybe I could take it off oh okay whoa who whoa whoa shall I take his head off Madam tempting but um I can defend my own honor but I do so very much want to crush his wind oh goodness control Cosman you must learn to control that impulse I'm called for yes my Lord like making beds or cooking food I am trying my Lord he is a head Master what he got feelings he got to work out he needs a punching bag kman oh my gosh this house uh these were all my predecessors the were all fans and that was my aunt there my great great great great aunt she poed my great great great uncle for some reason she's barking mad she's an absolute [ __ ] that was my grandfather over there tell me how you really feel did they go up a rating on this one there's way more cuss words uh still PG-13 okay you could say all the bad words you want but you can only use the FW once M that makes a lot of sense these are all the wiwied in our heart in days we were quite the club Brilliant Minds explorers scientists artists world leaders Renaissance Thrill Seekers people like cathine the great Empress of all Russia I heard that too yeah Church Einstein [Music] Marlo Edmund hry T Ros cernic just G they all belong to a secret society you see all United in one cause well there you go he's back the secret history a of Transformers here on Earth are this the withen family tree Merin Viviana goes back 40 Generations wow that's quite the tree your father was a member you very much wanted to tell you that my own family had some small parts in all this the set design on this is pretty epic it is zb7 looks just like B it is it was attached to the devil's Brigade pretty vicious military unit helped turn the tide of War you know does he have an air who's getting this house there we're not [Music] invited B yeah he's so nice behind the lines during the war they called him many things nice was never one of them D it All Began in 484 ad when King Arthur and his wizard Merin stared down and vanquished the little surprised that SCA is still going so much expository this place was built around the original Round Table oo oh that'd be so cool peral gain Tristan Lancelot they sat right here 12 in all and behind them sat the 12 who came from Cybertron so they just built that Mansion around the table that's cool we fight for Honor we fight for the human race for all that is good in mankind the brothers old and Brothers new brother that's so cool oh 12 alien Knights who saw in Camelot what the human race could be at its finest race of [Music] [Applause] [Music] Honor that's actually funny hello you ruined the moment again I was making the moment more he was making the moment he was helping definitely I appreciate that this belongs to King Arthur himself now Legend held that one last Knight would someday be chosen the struggle to save the world would begin it would appear Mr Cade that that last night is you oh [ __ ] okay you're saying he traveled the whole universe to find me no not you specifically not a failed inventor from the state of Texas no God forbid stop stop it actually iconic keep it going so good I'm not a failed inventor no he meant the qualities of a knight is Vivian the qualities of a knight qualities of a knight purity of heart Valor honor virtue Integrity I have those I have those what is this some sort of a map this table is from Cybertron it's a puzzle I've been working on for some time my entire life actually and what do these Cliffs say about it they're all tonian Mantra whispered through the cosmos segas n wait a minute I heard that before a night on a ship what does it mean with your dying breath protect the staff okay this is ridiculous where is the staff [Music] whoa whoa they had their name for it we have ours staff of manol bequeathed to him by an alien race fused with his DNA so that only he would have the key to unlock its alien power so Walberg or as they knew it in those days magic staff was buried with mer gorgeous James a thousand years we've kept it hidden dead box dead box if it ever fell into the wrong hands it would mean the imminent destruction of everything we know and love 12 Guardian Knights combined into a mighty Dragon to protect it and now it is in great danger who's after this so the battle is upon us is why they're here where they keep coming to Earth and we must claim the staff before it is too late wait we what only a direct descendant of Merlin himself that's what I was thinking so wallberg is a descendant ofland this instrument of absolute power and you is Vivian oh a Merlin's last descend yeah she's going to ride the dragon mhm you're saying that I'm related to the wizard Merlin yes here we go family TR you never got your 23 and me oh bit of a shock isn't it only you know the staff's location imparted to you by your father he had to leave a clue didn't he are you sure she doesn't have that I know where the staff is look that my father imparted to me was to get out of his study Two Worlds colliding only only one survives your words exactly and the elected time is over you were born for this this is the latest image of their world coming here and you're all that's stand in its way you better find that staff quickly now Dam all right theast yes sir oh no my God no am i s some trf here keep fast go I'm just happy that the exposition is done I know that was like really long so long I got him boys W is he drunk no he's old remember he has dementia robotic dementia I was looking at something when they were explaining that Dam wow that's some crazy wildstein would have been tickled pinku fuu I didn't understand what was happening at first but that's pretty cool yeah INB you are clear to land Santos team leader USA what you got the way Michael Bay shoots military stuff is the coolest it just makes it look sexy yeah me me back everybody it this is Cade Cade this is my family hello oh God how's this going to go I'm Marie do you have a dungeon oh my goodness hands like Old Maple looks hard as wood I got a call from a very irate janitor at Trinity Library you're late we are as they say in a bit of a pickle do not mess with me at this moment it's hot and I am on a short fuse quick get to the library this chasing is stressing me out MI6 and trf are going to find us we got to hurry my dad had a lot of stuff you don't say location that mean we're looking for like what or Chang you know you're going to be have like be on your find something in here the heels know where to find ridic look at this little fake horse also time to her to step into this great life she has why what is going on up there why you Che behind trying to find the secret just rip it rip it apart just grab it hurry okay I don't like all that I can't get it out oh my God it's like having tsen in the house like having what T the house I'm going to take a peek I love the British aunties that's a fun touch damn you tell me where it is not so fast I want in to be a whan you have to be a special person you sir are not read me into the club and I'll tell you right here tell me now shut up [Music] yourselves he's such a good actor they knew way back in the [ __ ] where the end would begin cybetron and there is Earth only they don't call it Earth at all they never did they called it something else one will suck the other dry giant succubus until only one remain Earth is Unicron one day his horns will rise to fight the Mad goddess quintessa she will end up plan nice move oh my gosh the horns are the key to the location why are they spread out all over the Earth in a jumble the answer they aren't time in mother Eternal pull them apart I forgot the name of the the big creatures from the eternals it's the same shape on the round table take again the FES and what smack in the center of that Perfect Circle genius that's where it all begins you're the man behind the man do something I'll handle it brother Sim you're the man behind the man I never had a brother feels nice okay Vivian followed Merlin what does that mean my secret carpet wow y'all are you could have just moved it I know it's like regret break all this stuff later only M wield the magic star Merlin and little girls of course God my memory does not work that way at all baby Museum it's got to be where the staff who's in my hands all along Bri I love that the Brits wear this little beret my Lord trf is on our tail man this is cutting quick even for Michael Bay God damn dang that's pretty sick he [ __ ] Get Out of My Way [ __ ] Get Out Anthony Hopkins looks like he's having fun hello yes museum a highlight Ro Museum I knew it I love that laugh I wish my laugh could be a little bit more like ha or like or like deceptic de three different personality laughs which one something something that's like I don't know something cute like an anime not like I don't know no maybe not like a he he like I don't know you need to figure out what you want and then we can work on it something that sounds cool instead of like hyena is let's revisit this conversation done he's going to be all right Bumble be got him whoa oh gosh hopefully those people are okay what the hell you are out of your mind got to do what you got to do did we lose him hey stop you didn't play it's all right I've got them they just love submarines H now this the greatest mission of the them all one that I have longed for my entire life to have turned the tide of human history you know now alas I can no longer join you a what why you are not leaving us in this tin can with that 4-ot mental psychopath I don't think so I prefer the word sociopath Mr Kate everything you've done in your life your pain and your suffering the loss of your wife separation from your daughter financial difficulties it's all just been a journey to this very moment you talk a lot I suppose I do um my dear uh your father left the lands to you I I'd say that was a pretty impactful line though she knows the way to the staff good luck to both of you it won't be the strangest thing I've done today good luck wa I didn't do that jumped what do you mean jumped the Old World War II sub jumped its Mings they're in a Transformer surface I have positive surface Contact track number the sub must be heading for open water directly towards our strike group okay we have to cut them off stop them use whatever assets we haveing well good to know that bumblebee is okay with water M get SEAL Teams and dsvs we need to chase them pogman is that normal perfectly normal mom a nuclear class attack some Marine is on our Stone what quick follow me it's your sub not mine my sub 7 hours ago I was just a professor now I bet you regret wearing white and heels you know she played Polo though so it's all going to work out she is classy she'll get it done she's going to throw that mean throw suck man they managed to get in the water fast on our alen contact 1,000 yard en closing alarm on a sub is not a good thing why did he send us up here he's got us up front so we die first let's let him know we're here warning shot make tube one ready in all respects shoot tube one it's one way look at it on our alien contest going vertical do something Bumblebee I feel like we're going to lose bumblebee G coming back around us for impact this is so silly they're treating the submarines like like fighter jets like bumper cars we're clear for now hands off there is a time and a place for everything good afternoon is the uh prime minister in who prime minister who else it's very urgent oh it's urgent is it why didn't you say so so thank you [ __ ] I used the old entrance good afternoon y'all don't know who I am do you is the president in his bunker he is how about Putin son of a [ __ ] he just settles in hey are you the new prime minister security at my office now oh I'm sorry well I used the old entrance well that door is used for extraordinary circumstances for Extraordinary gentleman I'll will keep this very simple nasty little fellow I let him out we all die terrible deaths do you understand that's cool now my name is Sir Edmund Burton Her Majesty's Royal Navy order of the wit wickens Keeper of the secret history of Transformers here on Earth wit wickens Wht wickens yes but um they all died out not all of them but I do need you to Marshall all your res hold on you have just shut up emerged from let me finish shut up shut up shut up I need you to Marshall all your resources all your military assets because as you no doubt have surmised the world is going to end and I know where and when you're you're right Steph he makes this movie he is so good in this you are the first to see this ship since the Dark Ages your Talisman is the key to unlocking this ship [Music] sonar has him at 800 M the underwater stuff doesn't look bad no not at all I think I got him B 4: oh God you guys are upset through the mark stalk down here I feel like at some point they're going to join Mark W I have too oh my God look at that it's a big alien ship you this massive the ship knows we're here she looked like Megan Fox right there yeah they did that like slightly damp hair I've been thinking Megan Fox for a while but I was afraid to say something I went for sometimes I'll say someone looks like someone and people are like you crazy oh yeah yeah I like her she's a good addition mhm oh I forgot bumblebe was outside hanging out he didn't get shashimi dv2 stay close stay close top side we're going in we going to lose radio contact was that a whale just now into the anus we goady steady steady it look like it sorry did oh my God guys you're way too deep in the water to be having complications that's always good in a deep pressure situation right see something ancient and beautiful and just crash in we made it let's go I'm not going in that water my gears will be sucked into my main sh oh she looks totally different now yeah they both chance now you're both on my [ __ ] list they look like they get an Uncharted costume change fully oh yeah we left the girl I thought she was going to be there the whole movie that's a cool effect in the sky yeah I see boobs look in the white now I see it yeah that's what people say when they never mind wow what the hell yeah I can't unsee that that would create all kinds of chaos on Earth yeah is that the moon yeah oh yeah wouldn't we it would destroy Earth that that alone would do it literally It Would Rain Hellfire on Earth but who's counting are we just going to pretend like the moon doesn't first impact matter like that will be Alpha station Earth will follow to later Dominic modeled potential casualties in the tens of millions some are saying that this going to be a global killer human civilization as we know it will change in 12 hours the destruction we are told by experts will be immense yeah' I got to fix that Moon I have a sneaking suspicion we've got a lot of movie left like I was thinking about that a little earlier you Che like we're in the final 20 but I don't think so I don't think so either I think we still have like 40 minutes oh day Traer some [ __ ] actually came through with our ship excellent let's go make some noise let's give them hell it's either John Goodman or an imitator of John Goodman I think it's John Goodman it's been him I think this is quite a set that was graceful oh here we go get that staff Merlin offspring yeah he's straight up looking like Nathan Drake did you see Uncharted the movie no I don't think so but I saw I know it yeah yeah hey yeah that's like the same outfit I feel like yeah it's funny cuz he ended up playing Sully it's real all of it what does it say uh nanit it means no no one shall have it except you baby you're not going to open it of course I'm going to open it good stop wasting time let's go ready let's do this oh creepy you got some sander my gosh the stink got to be kidding me I've come all this way for this for your ugly great great granddad's bones in a box and some stupid stick it's a s you kidding me how are we going to save the once it's in our hand it'll be awesome yeah maybe someone stole it no there's something else it's got to be here somewhere pick up the wooden staff you think Merlin staff is nothing don't be dumb it's a magic wood thing no is that not it is that just a decoy I got thermals everywhere I think it's a decoy these things I but I'm thinking they could still be alive cuz I thought it it's linked to the DNA or something the hell happened to you maybe oh [ __ ] oh damn coming for the St oh maybe you're right maybe it is a decoy you could talk to it you're related to Merlin I I what I was thinking like mention that you know you got shared DNA I have the STA hit it whoa this damn this big guy is like doing his he doesn't deserve this he's just trying to do his job what did I tell youy what did I tell you was a decoy no it's it's it was a magic stick I know it was a decoy no that's not the definition of a decoy well no it was a stick to be a decoy wo wo this thing's moving no cuz it was the actual stick I know but it was pretending to be a decoy drop the weapon am I using this word in the wrong sentence you're using it wrong it would be a decoy if it was somewhere else oh you drop it or I will do they understand what that is no only I can wield It Go on do it she's cing shoot me he's going to shoot her but it's going to protect her right the STA [Music] call that Dragon are all these dudes going to help out no these are bad guys oh I've come for that staff oh this is the worst possible thing that could happen is he going to feel confused about who this is what are you doing give it to me it's me Kate we fought together fight for my own kind my own Planet give me the staff human Kate I will kill you give it to me no no it's not who you think it is but he can't even use it right cuz it's linked to well no but they can they can who dares to challenge me Bubble be interesting that Optimus didn't show up on anybody's radar he just crashed into the planet be something happened that is not Optimus we got to find a b remember zb7 you got to be that Autobot again get out of here wait what about you's always how did her hair go down back to the DSP let know up top that we lost control of the weapon no it was she pulled it down she was just sweating really bad that's all okay that was bad continuity bubblebee is fighting him watch out big way com oh sh oh that's SW I love the ocean but let me place you're going to fight against it you're going to always lose Nemesis you are nothing that's what she named him oh yeah you just took off bumble's Wings yeah but he he can come back back together right can't do this what the hell this okay yeah get out of there that's just stupid and dangerous I'm a little surprised that Nemesis Prime hasn't just tried to stab him in the face I am bumblebee your oldest friend o his real voice I would lay down my life for you do that work H up does he still have a soul oh he's back your voice I have not heard it since Cybertron fell oh little like Voodoo thing went off his face what have I done you met a woman I'll change you man it'll make you do some dumb [ __ ] yeah you blew your chance to kill Unicon I knew you couldn't do it you all right there I'm joking just joking oh my God you turned your back on Cybertron now you will watch Earth die damn Megatron's timing is always pretty good oh [ __ ] oh my go we're not nobody's good now he's good now we're all good now yeah but now they're the Guardian Knights are going to kill me oh no quintessa is The Great Deceiver okay but you know is's a deceiver I didn't mean to Jud oh God the lips death no oh what marked him as Prime here we go no way oh yeah all right here we go you see that stick big ass sword mark wallberg definitely knows how to sell [Music] surprise got to love the Michael Bay flares Cade I have failed you they didn't no you didn't I have doomed Earth no not yet it's up to you Pride without you we all die it's now and never my brothers I will never betray you again until she has her way with you gets her fingers on your face we must go to Cybertron and Destroy quintessa quintessa God damn that looks like a fungus yeah it does okay they need a time machine that alone would already destroy yeah the ship is coming it is beautiful I love this guy I love how the militaries always work working with Megatron our Autobot ship put the ospre in that it'll get us up there Autobot ship's going to drop the ospre they'll virtually Glide to the LZ it's going to be high risk they want to do what so there's this girl woman actually teacher Oxford she plays a little Polo well that's fantastic completely unnecessary Exposition he's trying to convey information all the relevant stuff because the polo equals Dragon Rider oh [ __ ] you wretched human oh no what what they did not just kill him no wow what was my guy being like what was he doing that close guns only work up close Like a Knife I just found out to much run my god it feels like the intro [ __ ] great going to save my asses I brought the troops man I brought the troops Knights Autobots I brought the troops man brought the troops to save Earth and her people again we are going to steal Quinta's staff Only You Vivan can take it back I didn't even remember her name the whole movie I didn't either let those who exist long after us know that this was our finest hour period love that guy goosebumps every time I never get to say hi I never get to say do that say something oh that did sound like him my Lord love him a don't die don't die don't die this is the hardest part of my job watching foggan die thank you cogman you can't save them carry on don't like this of all the ears I have had the pleasure to serve you were by far the coolest a way to undermine the scene God God but it totally undermined I was actually feeling something you said that line yeah just make it greatest there is only one who can hurt us I felt her she must not enter my a will stop them a world reborn she looks like she's said too much plastic surgery it's going to crush us get that ship clear the crush on now the fact that Earth has not just erupted in fire already is kind of amazing do should be running this way [Music] godamn scpi the piece of fungus broccoli just like took a mou of hit she said the of fungus broccoli a few brave warriors willing to sacrifice all I told my students that was [ __ ] what are you doing tomorrow you asking me that now get in the plane let's go let's go that it's going to be a rough ride yeah you guys definitely go together now so I bought your cell phone I got to text my daughter thanks you ever t i I would be surprised if you all have any signal at [Music] all I guess the satellites didn't get knocked out with that broccoli thing drag like how you would need like a SAT I don't even know if that would work anyway who's we're watching a movie about Rob robots that turn into cars there are no rules all good Jagger got something to say you your guys never stopped hunting me yeah I believe in one of the great ones Optimus Prime and his crew I never lost faith you did the whole world did now you want to fly with me now you want to fly with me yeah [ __ ] well I appreciate you guys making the trip thank you now you want to roll with the big dogs how many times have we seen save the world together yep get that staff oh oh I'll go home muty whoa oh here goes the dragon clear push the target they needed to bring this Dragon back earlier yeah we've been waiting for this Dragon for like 2 hours there down I didn't know those those things maneuver so well I thought they were just like transport Vehicles Viper flight focus on that gun oh dang okay I spoke too soon don't right off the edge Bre Bre down down okay I definitely spoke too soon looks like you guys should have been on the dragon that dragon is for Vivan dang how many people they lose I don't even know what they're fighting at this point okay okay there we go but we didn't see him for a while me let's kick ass that's impressive be is carrying that guy I need you to blow that gun up you're small and you're ugly no one's going to see you coming H you're small and ugly transform oh what wa it's like a demon Transformer it's a no go General we're pinned out yeah but that hob Gob and stuff didn't work did it I got to hail Mary how about physics what so pissed all right there's a chunk right here that's held up by Thin Vines you got to blow out those Vines use tactical nukes blow out the vines and let it swing okay you let gravity do the rest the chamber comes down the energy transfer stops and the Earth is safe he's got so much attitude he's over these guys they're going to bring that whole thing down on us hey we're not giving up on Prime okay he's going to be here they just changed the whole plan we can't get inside what the operation is [Music] over you're looking dead at the be well done Lo guy good job lther friend targ that cun is too much power for his body size yeah so every time he shoots it he ends up tumbling back [Music] oh okay he was riding him that's cool he went to go get the dragon monkey that big oh [ __ ] M oh damn did you forget who I am no you tell them who you are name drop name drop what's your name what chopped him up like anime that's what I'm talking about I am Optimus Prime Auto box yep roll out oh my roll out no one use your tagline hit it hit it hit it hit it hit it hit it nice job not going what are you doing it's just Dusty old Poes what Ah that's wait that was cool looking okay I like that how that didn't waste too much time Vian get in here yes my little lady why do they keep changing the aspect ratio do you know it's just obnoxious I don't know like I think I think it's Michael Bay taking a dig at at Christopher Nolan oh oh man the energy transfer is still continuing tus didn't work out did it think did work you need magic ow ow my tailbone oh my gosh there it is GRA sa let's go the going to blow your head off Megatron Bubblehead oh that's cool I really like the way this whole scene's like playing out like how it's filmed and everything almost there Megatron kill her she looks like Medusa that's probably an inspiration no we were brothers once once it's so sad what happened to their relationship oh he can turn into a plane and just fly back no you you need the staff though it's all over now oh going waitless waight okay never mind she just needs to like swim through the air a back oh that's I like it you don't like ITX I like it FX yeah it's Don't Let It Go was this like Sword in the Stone come on yeah Planet you traitor don't tattoo him again say hello to my friend bumblebee ooh oh yeah wow what just like that sting like a bee okay tagline do some magic [ __ ] now he's [Music] just this is [ __ ] crazy yeah this I don't even know what's happening I don't even my I'm just trying to keep up with it people just keep dilating in different directions I thought the staff was going to like do something else yeah like come okay yeah transform then wasn't expecting this am I that's that's interesting words I don't know how like this is like a peaceful calm thing she's like tomorrow yeah where's the staff the heart of every Legend I guess the movie's wrapping up a few brave souls unite to save their world God you saved Prime our Fates were always intertwined but now our worlds are joined as one like from Planet of the Apes yeah Planet of the Apes crazy family huh you did good bro bro bro I am Optimus Pride calling all aut it is time to come [Music] home what what the hell happened yeah what happened is this her and woman version Oh [ __ ] Gemma eternals don't touch him he doesn't like it talking who doesn't like what Unicron but I could show you how to kill him oh oh she's alive oh I like the animation no it's not called animation I meant the CGI no I mean it is animation animation it it's computer generated imagery it's it's animations okay well I liked that no it definitely looked cool yeah definit yeah they definitely had a lot of cool parts to it with the way it looks story line let's not go there yet I was just let's not go there yet let's keep saying more good things step what did you like I actually really like this one what yeah I do oh my God I do I like the beginning what the [ __ ] am I in another dimension right now no maybe enough time has gone by where I've just accepted that there is no rules in this world and I wasn't as focused with things making sense what I did like is the characters I like I have to give it to Michael ba I've been very intense on his women characters she was cool she was can roll with us she's the coolest one we've seen yet she's dope like she's capable I like um mered I think Elizabeth mered Elizabeth Isabella mered yeah she's cool oh it was Gerard Gerard carmichel he's hysterical that makes sense yes um yeah so I like the cast I like the characters it looked cool Anthony Hopkins mhm that's he made the movie that was a key to this movie and I like the sociopathic Transformer yeah I'm so shocked right now cuz I thought I was like oh God step is hating this movie that was like my thought and fear the entire time so I'm I'm glad you enjoyed it that's that's super cool to learn I had fun with visuals like you like like Kristen was saying uh just the scope of it was super cool the way Michael Bay shoots cars shoots action or shoots shoots military movement and and operations all that looks great like he loves to just put [ __ ] right by the camera and it's just it's he's got his own style that's worked for him and I think all that's cool I just wish the movie was shorter it's like if it was like 2 hours maybe hour 45 I feel like there's actually a decent movie in there if like you're saying you just throw all the rules away cuz wow that ending made no sense to me um but like you just throw all the rules away and you just treat it like a really heightened anime kind of thing come to life it's fun right but it just it overstate its welcome for me I think it's the big thing it's like if you just trimmed it off trimmed off like 45 minutes you you've got actually a really solid film here and I think people would have liked a lot more but I think that's with all the Transformer films I think they get carried away with the whole like okay everything looks really cool but then you're stuck there for like almost an hour just fighting and you're like okay it was really cool but now you're kind of overstaying your welcome and if they would chop it and like condense that it would be a lot more enjoyable and a lot more like baller yeah like you were saying I I agree with that Anthony Hopkins totally made the movie for me like he he he did for me in this film what Mark Wahlberg did for me in part 4 um it's been a long time since I've seen part 4 but what I remember is Mark Wahlberg looked like he was having fun and I enjoyed the movie more because of him having fun in the movie it's like it just felt like you know they were just being Loosey Goosey and just having a good time I'm like that's what I wanted because the movie is silly I kind of liked it as well and I didn't like it so I have mixed feelings because I hated the ending but I this one yes I like the way it looked yeah yeah the broccoli I just didn't like the story line on the ending and whatever but I love the beginning the beginning going back in time like and all that stuff I really enjoyed that story line it would have been interesting to stay there but it's fine we came back yeah there so like and even the middle side like the middle ground was like okay this is interesting yeah but there's a uh there's a book called seven EES that I believe they're adapting into a movie or show or something it details how if the moon were to fall apart like that it would just rain Hellfire on earth like it it would the Earth would be just it would be 10,000 de or something insane and so the fact that that wasn't addressed and then you have this thing just just like carving through the Earth like that that's of that magnitude and it's not just setting the Earth on fire it's kind of crazy to me I don't know I'm not a physics so I don't know how that [ __ ] works I know but it's funny that he has someone who's like it's called physics like exactly he try to use half the rules but then I like screw it and to the point of Sor I'm trar to get you on camera all these unne like the longer run time than really necessary it's like I don't need to see the moon get blown up yeah yeah yeah for sure cuz it doesn't even make sense yeah lots of characters lots of things going on uh yeah so but the the thing is where it shined it really shined that's the thing about Michael Bay is like I wish he was like he had a co-director to kind of rein him in or something but maybe that would just never pan out I'm like at the very least he could be a great DP cuz like he makes [ __ ] look so amazing know um the way he moves the camera like he definitely has an eye and I always respect him for that and he made you know he's he's got a cool Vision it's just that yeah the story is just kind of nutso Bluto yeah anyway that's I guess that's all there is to say about it it was cool but it looked great love the locations I feel like we all around the world locations were awesome locations did look good set design amazing yes and Vivien was pretty she was was she was very pretty um they never fixed the hair situation that bothered you but that's okay it's a continuation continuity issue yeah but it's probably so hard on movies like this to work on that because they're so long and they probably moved stuff around yeah but anyway I had fun where I had fun and where I didn't you all saw that so um thanks so much for hanging out hopefully you enjoyed that and let us know uh you know since this is a revisit for you guys do you like it just as much as you know when you watched it before I don't know I don't know how to end any video vide anymore bye bye that subscribe by Bell icons all notifications upad this video you're a better YouTuber than jabby