Randy Rainbow Takes on Theatre Etiquette with Patti LuPone

sang My First show tune when I was just my mother knew go I've been a show Queen since way before Glee now I'm a Broadway star well not exactly but my friend has a friend who knows menel are you'll see but my ship in a lot to tell let's start Che the scenery with welcome to Che in the scenery with [Music] me turn off your cell [Music] phones ladies and gentlemen the performance will begin momentarily at this time we invite you to silence your cell phones and shut the hell up thank you and enjoy the show [Music] bye oh my God that is so rude oh it's me hello it's Patty lone oh hey Pats hey it's not really a good time right now it never is well I'm at a MAA of lim is whatever oh hey did you hear about Darren Chris he I shut up excuse me um thank you my God people are so inconsiderate I totally get it girl anyway so uh Darren Chris leaves Hedwig on July 19th holy no that's not the news according to the Hollywood Reporter he goes into production on a new romcom called smitten in Italy on July 20th I love this guy I know I love him I want to gay marry him shut up oh and I heard Rumor Willis is going into Chicago in the fall which means she will be making her Broadway debut the same time as her father who'll be starring opposite Lori medcafe and Stephen King's misery what no way yeah it's going into the uh uh broadhurst theater when Mama Mia leaves which is already on Labor Day I'm sorry there is a performance in progress could you shut up my God it's like people have never heard of theater etiquette whatever God when is ramine Carly going to take his shirt off I specifically was promised that in the commercial leiz is a long show I know but I've been here like 15 minutes already let's see some nip I totally get it girl hey weren't you in this show I played the role of fontine a young wistful girl forced into prostitution to support her illegitimate child you could have just said yes you know I'm lucky I made it here at all I mean the trains are just such a mess shut up now what no I took the one up and it it wasn't moving as usual and to make matters worse there was this girl on my car who was so [Music] obnoxious can that makes it GR tall [Music] trees hey can you keep it down I'm trying to listen to The [Music] Whiz everyone in this fraking city thinks they're a frakin celebrity you know what I mean oh God it was so annoying hey what are you doing after this do you want to get drinks not really how many calories are in these oh that's not bad like I'm not even going to call him like if he want to call me he can call me but I'm not calling him anyway then I called him but that was a bad idea I know but I'm only human busted oh my God the level of rudess that people have shut is like mindboggling people just have no respect for the theater anymore God damn it it's just like that guy who charged his phone at hand to God a couple weeks ago did you see that whatever yeah there was a whole press conference some people thought it was a publicity stunt but whatever the guy was really hot so who cares hey can I use this I love how no one can answer me let me call you right back I just have to do something real quick no you can't call me back [Music]