yes we're going to talk to the high Inquisitor but to The Inquisitor on normal because I suck at games yeah you do let us go I've got some I got some bones to pick today so you taking some anger out on these Orcs it's not sniper you just believe in people dick shot out hey that's that's a you thing still holds some imperal made it here after hey what's up nerds they cannot hold for long I can't even shoot rude all right welcome back to Helix we're here we're playing Space Marine again uh well okay I'm playing he's um fighting lore and backstory and funny Haas hey why is the AOG scanning his butt aage of course he's trying to deliver the audio log what is the Inquisition here no one expected us the Spanish Inquisition this is inquis I need urgent assistance I thought he was a dragon in Game of Thrones the experimental device Dragon the only one that lived actually but now I'm trapped if I die you must keep the device out of any hands or he'll be un I need more was nearly ready what do you mean nearly ready animent I got to take this blanket off I'm literally already dying you get wearing a sweater and sweatpants and a blanket in the middle of summer well I'm inside we're not recording this outside doesn't matter it's the middle of summer now I'm cold going to go this way I think your body's broken did you try to impale yourself end it now he seemed like he was a posum yeah he was going to get up and try to get you joac Corps removal Crews I want to be on that crew oh there is a new game that just came out by the way that I think we should look at I saw it oh did you yeah you know what I'm talking about yeah I do what is it must criene cleaner okay yeah I saw do you know why why so I can do my wolf impression from pul fiction or you know cosplay whatever which is essentially just be old and have a shitty mustache right and I've got that you're old and you have a shitty mustache nice you for you finally to admit it I mean can't live in denial forever rev your chainsaw blade it's all that problem oh hello give me you personal message was a good today was a good day don't be singing that SAR alive those are the only words I know from that song so I don't know why I'm standing here you're acting like he was talking and he wasn't I mean I don't don't want fighting to you know interrupt the audio log B to Blade what was that button right F oh what did I do to that man well you better take cover I'm surprised you're still alive me too immunity frames remember it's a duel cck cck cck cck cck cck cck I see the button now nice I'm sure YouTube comments uh reamed the [ __ ] out of me hey it took you the second the second one for me to realize it a [ __ ] I didn't think that would let me do that yeah what is this realism in my video game don't there be a wall there to yeah that F got out of hand pretty pretty quick he you probably should have used your Fury I didn't need it that was fine had it under control yeah with immunity PR hey that's how you know I'm a Dark Souls player that and you've seen me play Dark Souls before so I mean how many times have you dark bought a Dark Souls game the same game that's not even close to the one you should be giving me [ __ ] for it's Resident Evil 4 and and Dead Rising one we're being totally honest here many you got and I'm not even counting resid Evil 4 remake oh yeah squeeze cheese and a pece I what he won that fight oh okay there it is get it get it come here boy got him yeah you did and you're full health sh we cannot allow that why you trying to dip your chips I'm still trying to dip my chips one day it'll work maybe in Space Marine too they'll allow crouching I mean in this heavy ass armor though I don't know I don't see how he could power armor uh ammo ammo ammo ammo all right let's press the button then see what happens the lever did you know that was going to happenin this is corpal Antioch that is uh Antioch I need access to the manf there service hang the Lord my Lord stand ready will be there short us out te us out oh is it oh [ __ ] hey guys how about we chill we're just here to have wait where' he go did you kill him was that noise yeah I did yeah that's a dog they sounded louder and meaner today yeah they did sound it sound like they were like some other creature sounded like a goddamn buoac sorry I got to stop with the Gears of War stuff that's the last one uh-huh kill the Lambert wretch I didn't do that one yell at him hitting my groove oh nice shot yeah thanks babe I'll shoot friends not food picked up grenades needed ammo saving content oh [ __ ] what wait hey hey get back here I like this guy this is clearly a trap uh Sedonas yeah knew it I mean they were asking for it nice hey how about no die I just saw you shoot through a wall I wouldn't worry about it it's fine uhhuh wall hacker you it's fine I got to turn that [ __ ] off where's the button oh [ __ ] okay it's off H what did he say the green skins that sounds like he's get cancelled I mean what's worse him saying that or me murdering all of them it's a good question we're getting canceled together I saw you what don't do that nice Pro Dodge my shot [ __ ] ignore that uh move please I'll do what I want he's not even looking the right way I mean nothing I can do about it oh good actually I'm not sure if there's an invisible wall there I don't want to mess with it I wonder why you were twitching it's cuz I'm a psychopath I got to test stuff like that for literally no reason right God damn that's a door isn't it yeah Jesus Christ give me that ammo what wa again I I was singing corpal Antioch we are in position excellent Captain thank you it over here or is it going to be over there you've been bamboozled Antioch you son of a [ __ ] okay there is definitely an invisible wall thank God I saw that you hit that one hard not getting up he suck that wow he earned it didn't need it but okay he earned it they keep yelling space brains like they're surprised maybe they are oh my God more oh and the Swiff swing above his head and forgot what the button was for a second all right oh okay let's go well get get me out of here oh he's stealing all your kills buddy Coral an oh that weak ass [ __ ] we have that an Inquisitor is in the manufactur it's the inquisi Dr oh yes the dragon seen him for several days the drogen has The Liberation feat arrived my Lord the fleet is still on Route the ultra Marines are here as a vard the enemy and SEC the ultra Marines not just the regular Marines the facility and Titans remain secure why are you petting the elevator guy certain is that no hased this gate my Lord stop doing that her is EST and your support now have a and where are you trying to go what if the colel and his St they did not survive I didn't know if he was playing that are my Lord my thanks yeah he rode the entire elevator all the way down just to be like H to get to where there's more Marines yeah hey don't worry guys I'm just going to take this ened transmiss to inquis Lord Shar as we had hoped my Lord Forge World G is an ideal location to focus on my work though helpful the tech Priests of the adeptus mechanicus are forever curious interest could easily turn to interfered cous about the first one in my experiments at least he can live now this is a goddamn hallway you weren't going to be able to kill him anyways this is definitely where you fight gwindel no that's wrong game is it yeah what game is it there's nothing over there the Dark Souls one we must this inquis andan I mean you've only seen me fight gind w at least four times probably yeah probably some reason I feel like strafing like this is I think it's just in your head and there's a lot of things up there a a lot of wrong things yeah oh nice that you finally admitted Cameron texted us by the way I'll have you all on mute of course still only your best friends I don't know I'm talking to these guys like they're you yet again oh God good oh hello me mechid mechanicus uh Jason Stam cuz he was in that movie the mechan I'm just going to see myself uh in the mirror later yeah and hate it hold on I have to make a phone look at this guy what is that is a robot attached to a a thing in this wing of the Manu what's the thing I don't know but this is a scroll that is scroll good job thanks probably printed on human skin know in this universe oh God these levers and Scrolls how do you make any sense of it any moving on everything here is so big I got I I got to I got to take this guy's pants off just to check I need to know like gu this the Universe I would survive in oh oh why are you so low the Orcs have reached the western territories that's close Caleb good not defenses and thisi stand between us and Them first you don't believe there's an invasion and now you're not worried about it at all have workers take your stations be productive be beautiful pick your stations be productive Dave see I love that because it's a joke only you will get maybe Cameron but you know he doesn't know the guy w we were too away the can you use this panel to not directly what oh my God I just I just name dropped a basketball player that no one really knew from over a decade ago right play for the sunap Titus are you receiving Captain this is Sol is on the ground his first name was not Leandro man I don't think wasn't it Scotty the barity on us out were they not talking about him in that one song probably not that wasn't about Jeffrey Rush you're [ __ ] in my dick we just bounced all over the place with references and I love it I know everybody's so confused right now right cuz no one else is old enough to know what we're talking about yeah I mean you're really showing your age I'm I'm barely there mad Dam man start with bush met Damon's literally in everything they need to upgrade their monitors bro get some of these oleds up in here they're too busy building massive structures to care about monitors that's where they're doing it wrong Samsung's got some massive [ __ ] beast nowadays hey now get out of there is that like closing a grub hole in Gears of War like honest question honest question I feel like yeah that think feel like that's it yeah I was not trying to make another shitty Gears of War joke I know but you said you would stop like you did but that that was a legitimate question no it was about game mechanic I feel like it is closing a grub hole yeah he's the only one strong enough to do it that that door won't open for you you never know until you try [ __ ] what hey how'd you get up there hey do y'all have a jump pack you got to let me know if you do oh God now I have the burps from this goddamn kickart they don't want me up here oh hold on but there's an audio log to Inquisitor Lord sh my Lord I want to be an Inquisitor Lord is operational ahead of schedule than you don't want to be an Inquisitor I've already begun my work to create a stable energy Matrix harnessing these what would be my Warhammer class energies is more promising than I could have dreamed I have to so many buddy there's so many like like hold on let me pull up like a basic one and I can tell you what class you would probably be yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah do you want to still be considered a Space Marine or do you want Oh My God whatever I would be good God I mean what are you you're acting like this universe has a [ __ ] ton of lore come on like I'm trying to ask I'm not asking you to paint the 16 Chapel here auth or maybe that would be easier I feel like that would be easier are you drogon sorry droan Jim are you Jim I think so George Harvey Dent and he be trusted I am dren and you are I am known by this name Marines not the regular Marines remember that enem s this guy seems to have had part of his head replaced St the experiment the power source is running the entire manufactorum from the generator room excellent this device is a fuel source not a weapon even weapons need fuel sources an unstable one if the Orcs find it they'll try and take it apart it could detonate with enough Force to destroy the entire planet to safy what the planet Captain I need yourid you are wounded Inquisitor droger I'm a psycho my psychic abilities are controlling the bleeding very well yeah he I would say is more than just a psycho in that way wait are you are you guys talking about me oh yeah yeah oh great now the paranoia is going to kick in oh [ __ ] oh oh hello what's UPAC who's this tall drink of water I'll R your your and have them for God us if I hear one of them say Space Marine one more time that'll be the 100th time this episode hey where you going get out of there and I forget what those guys do the ones that like start glowing red and charge at you oh the the Berserkers hey oh [ __ ] this was awkward guys you got to announce yourself I almost stabbed you with my chainsaw sword chain swword anyway moving on forget that ammo even though it looked like grenades and I should probably have gotten those yeah you probably should all right into the decontamination chamber boys you almost made it he did he'll get through right of course oh wait that looks like another goodie it's another goodie goody goody Mar pistol for a Plasma Pistol okay I don't know the MK3 Sun Fury Plasma Pistol fires balls with super heated plasma can fire quick shots or powerful charged blast this weapon permanently replaces your boat pistol plasma let's give it a try there we must get to that okay it's like I came down here for just that oh here we go here we go oh oh here we go follow me D Prescott cuz we're going right I think side strafing like this is faster yeah I am not insane uh yeah you are insane but it's whatever no my Bo want to give you a why is it spelled with a z boys oh hey me take this oh hold on I'm facing the wrong way guy oh get out of here what is that it was his Cor they do not like this area their bodies are freaking out right get on the elevator boys we got to go up dude dude yes this guy's a jumper would not surpris actually you know who he reminds me of what Fifth Element oh yeah Gary Oldman got the plastic on the side of his head holding his I mean he does have that the metal piece right here man oh we should have taken a stairs yeah know oh by the way I gave up trying to figure out what class you were what yeah I gave up was it there that many yeah H and like what race person you would be like it's one of those like what if we just if I said human but oh God bro does that make it easier or no I mean you would be just like one of those guys that was on the elevator like if you wanted a human with no modifications yeah you'd be that guy on the but would I be like a rogue an assassin essentially those guys that aren't that don't have any uh modifications to them are just used as Canon Potter so I'm Canon fodder I can live with that I mean I probably wouldn't live I'd be Canon F but right that's what a lot of them are just Canon I want that I want that too yeah you can swap it for your chain sword now you got the double bladed axe ooh I like it I love Brothers guard the access sequence all right Dro oh what's happening who opened the fridge fridge little chilly in there huh open Captain I just grabbed itam I'm here I'm must seize the power source but you should okay do I just walk into it Captain the War Boss no you have to murder the war bossen Captain about this the best idea hly yeah damn it you got him you you can't execute those guys by the way yeah they're too weak to Victory oh oh yeah I like that hey buddy I know you like me but damn station will ret the have some modesty brother you just batted that one guy into like Oblivion it happens ow [ __ ] grenade behind them hey immunity imunity frames man you're like that Australian break dancer you know that he gets a better score I just had to press e oh yeah didn't want to have to fight them off hey hey [ __ ] that guy dude that damn orc will kill us all rabbit Captain him Force the power source into his canister quickly is that a sex thing uh it watch it landed by the light wrapped up like a de M there it is yep oh hey at least I didn't finish it because I started laughing so I love that cut scene that was great a great the respond Captain The Inquisitor insisted you could not have survived well I did and I have his precious power source we set a rendevu in h Center andris these tunnels will spit us out there eventually fine continue heading toward the H Center I'll be honest I don't think we can trust Harvey Dent thr gun yeah I know I just I I call it my intuition is it because he's a psycho or psych because he's doing his Gary Oldman cosplay