this has infuriated me beyond belief right I honestly cannot quite get my head around this story it involves Lily Allen now you know Lily Allen she's pop star and quite like some of her music actually but she's become a podcaster now they're all podcasters now aren't they they all are honestly I haven't sold an album in five years so I'm going to be a podcaster so she does this podcast where she sort of confesses to things every week and she has admitted that she got a dog during lockdown a rescue dog little puppy during lockdown and she got rid of it after it cost her a fortune because it ate her and her children's passports and visas and it prevented the children of being able to go away and see their father it was on the latest episode of the Miss Me podcast Miss Me podcast answered that question we don't we really don't maybe the dog you gave away miss you but we don't she confessed that the dog ruined her life as the effort of replacing the documents turned out to be a logistical nightmare she lives in New York she didn't specify which dog it was but it's assumed it was this puppy called Mary who she adopted from a new york-based Animal Haven it's called it's a nonprofit organization in 2021 she said and I quote we actually did adopt a dog but then it ate my passport so I took her back to the home she ate all three of our passports and they had our visas in I cannot tell you how much money it cost me to get everything replaced it was in covid so it was an absolutely logistical Nightmare and I just couldn't look at her I was like you've ruined my life so she was a very badly behaved dog apparently I tried really hard with her but it didn't work out the passports were the straw that broke the camel's back so to speak so she gave the dog back you stupid little girl you stupid stupid irresponsible girl firstly you don't get a rescue dog you don't get any dog and not expect it to chew stuff cuz that's what puppies do don't leave important documents lying around when you've got a brand new dog you stupid entitled little girl what makes you think that you can get a dog like that and then be surprised that the dog acts like a dog it's people like this that I think make the world a far worse place and you know the most annoying thing about this it was Lily Allen who was virtue signaling away do you remember when she went to visit the Cai migrant camp and was sobbing away in the morning saying how sad it was that we were being horrific as a nation and not taking in all these migrants and crying arise out saying oh I'm so sorry I'm I'm I'm so sorry on behalf of the United Kingdom so you're concerned about the migrants that you're apologizing on behalf of but as soon as a dog inconveniences you you give it away so not only are you vile not only are you irresponsible not only are you as thick as two short planks for not realizing a dog might eat your things but you're also a complete hypocrite cuz you're quite prepared to show compassion on the one hand but if you can't even prove that you're able to house a dog I really don't think you're in a position to talk about people housing migrants are you it's unbelievable it's unbelievable to me that she will just openly admit to doing something so callous my two rescue dogs right when I got them were a nightmare were an absolute nightmare they were rescues they were puppies they cost me a fortune they chewed everything in sight they were feral they peed and pooed absolutely everywhere they were a nightmare to train they took so much time so much patience and so much perseverance and do you know what that's a part of getting a dog that's a part of getting a rescue dog and if they did something wrong it meant that I wasn't training them properly and I had to be patient with them and I had to forgive them for their mistakes if they were untrained and I put a nice pair of shoes in their company or left something lying around that was important and they chewed it it was my fault not theirs so I had to spend a lot of time training them and there were times when I thought oh my God this is absolutely a nightmare and I was single at the time so I was living on my own I got two dogs at the same time from a rescue place I brought them over to the UK they were on the street and you know what not for one second did I think I'll give them back I'll give them away I'll I'll give up on this and you know what those dogs are the best thing I ever did they have become my best friends they are the most beautiful well-b behaved amazing creatures and because I spent the time and I persevered with them and because I did what you're supposed to do when you're a dog owner I am not amazing for doing this by the way I'm just what you're supposed to do when you own a dog cuz I did all of that they are now the most amazing creatures and they are part of the family because I didn't give up on them and the idea that this dog was just so disposable to this silly little girl is ridiculous is shameful and what's worse is she's now talking about getting another dog she's now saying well you know um we're now thinking about getting another one I mean no you should never own a dog again you clearly don't know what it entails to own a dog dogs chew things you stupid girl stupid stupid stupid girl uh they've got another Pooch which her and her daughters Ethel and man have decided to call Jude Bellingham I mean firstly that's well I mean Jude Bellingham what does that mean you'll get it I I know Jude Bellingham is a footballer what does that mean you'll get the you'll get the dog and if it underperforms you expect it to run around on the grass and do well actually Jud Bellingham did do very well didn't he in the football season it was in England he did quite well as well he did better did he do as well as we thought he would do in the World Cup no he didn't did he if I was Joe Bellingham I'd be furious about this I'd be absolutely Furious yet another footballer in legal wrangles I'd be saying to Lily Allen don't you dare name your dog after me how long will that dog be a member of your family unbelievable she should be banned from owning a dog ever again she should never be allowed to own a dog again ever if you give away a rescue dog cuz you can't cope with it you do not get the right to get another one you stupid irresponsible entitled little girl now I don't know whether you agree