that's a bit of fun you can have right if with nervous flyers I shouldn't say this because I am myself a nervous flyer but this is definitely something you can do a little prank if you will go to a fancy dress High costume shop rent yourself a pilot's outfit get a really good one the capat the jacket everything and then go to your local airport sit in the pub and get wasted just watch everyone around you losing their there you go oh yeah that's my wife I know a shortcut