they'll say he was a republican the shot but I'll tell you right now he shoots like a liberal I'll tell you that he shoots like a liberal not straight so not straight hey guys as you know I'm off the grid for August but here's a clip we didn't want you to miss I all the conspiracy theories come out around it too I don't know what to believe all I all I do know is that if our government tried to do an assassination attempt that's kind of how it would look [Laughter] right it was very inefficient that was the DMV of assassination attack that was was not good had a very small budget you could tell they they wanted to do it with a grassy null at a parade like they were used to like we can't swing that we got to do a tin roof at a Town Fair that's all we got can't get any ex-military people to take the shot let's get the kid who came in last place on his Marksman team that apparently high schools have Marksman teams I never never tried it dude that was just one big government block of cheese like that's all that was insane I was hoping Trump was going to come out the same day you're still bleeding to do the press conference they tried to shoot me they tried to shoot me they were too slow and I'm too fast I dodged the bullet they didn't even I saw it coming from so far away it was like the Matrix it was all in slow motion call me Neo I'm the chosen one they say he was a republican isra they'll tell you they say he was a republican the shot but I'll tell you right now he shoots like a liberal I'll tell you that he shoots like a liberal not straight so not straight they said it was a fake bullet that's what they said it was a real bullet we found the bullets turns out the bullets they were made in China that's where they were made they were little teeny tiny Chinese bullets so small so tiny I shot the back they cut the cameras they didn't show you that it was me who shot him I pulled out my glock and I shot him right in theing face it's crazy [Applause]