Ep. 147 | Aaron Rodgers is dating a witch | What not to post

hey what's up it's the Huff it's another episode of the Huff on sensor thank you guys so much for popping on truly appreciate it don't forget to hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening also I'm on YouTube and just go to YouTube search the Huff on censored and then go ahead and click subscribe a lot to get to today we have some interesting headlines we're going to jump right into it here we go here's the let's go let's go and now here are the headlines I lost my train of thought and it just all of a sudden I had diarrhea of the mouth you're welcome I'm keeping it in because that's real it's real life real life shizel you're welcome uh we're going to start off with Aaron Rogers this got sent in to me by Andrew one of our listeners on Twitter and he he's like did you see this this is great for the show Aaron Rogers alleged new girlfriend based on a picture with him and some lady that's like one picture and everybody's like they're dating they're [ __ ] they're [ __ ] they a picture if I took a picture with Aon Rogers people be like apparently Aaron Rogers and Scott the Huff are a th but we haven't had that opportunity yet when I see Aaron Rogers I will take a picture of him and then let the you know rumor spread anyway Aaron Rogers alleged new girlfriend is named Blue Earth BL space Earth that's her name and get this she's allegedly well she claims to be a witching ding she's a witch get the Witch and she she's a self-proclaimed Medicine Woman Who encourages the use of psychedelic drugs so what do you think that means it means Aaron Rogers won't be drug tested that guaranteeing that oh my God what the [ __ ] man Aaron Rogers you you first of all a witch who's a witch these days I would like to talk to a witch if you're a witch please let me know if you know a witch let me know I would like to talk to a witch be like so what do you do what's your day like as a witch listen I'll look at it I'm not going to make fun of you the whole the whole time part of the time yes but you have to have a sense of humor if you want to talk to me that's fine I just want to know what your day is like what do witches do get up in the morning cast a spell you know drink some tea I I just don't get it it's just weird but good listen again if you're not hurting anybody that's fine I'm just curious I want to know what witches do in the fact that that's still a thing I will say I I want to say like people that do wiah are wiah is just like celebrating the Earth and what the Earth provides for for us in in the energies of the earth something like that so I know it's just like I don't know if she's wiah or if she's witch in in does black magic I don't know I would like to talk to anybody that is a witch I think that's fascinating fascinating what are your group sessions like do you have friends do you have a bunch of witches that come over do you play Nintendo huh I just think that would be weird hey I got a bunch of witch friends over what do you guys do oh we really love Nintendo switch oh yeah yeah Gary comes over Gary He's a nut job okay really high ranking Witch uh but he's also also mean on the grill that guy could roast a good brisket I don't know I just think that's fascinating really didn't have anything else to add to this story but it is just crazy to me and again like Andrew did if you ever see anything just crazy out there I I would have missed this for this episode if you if you see anything crazy out there you can either hit me up on social media like at Twitter uh dehuff or dehuff podcast or on Facebook you can do uh facebook.com/ dehuff on censored or just search dehuff on censored on Facebook and then you can find the page and write me something that'd be cool or de Huff uncensor gmail.com either way if you see something say something okay a woman accidentally posted top a topless photo of herself when she was selling her air fryer she was I think it was Facebook yeah the Facebook Marketplace and she accidentally posted a a picture her name's Emma Jones a a young 26-year-old woman was like confused this [ __ ] because all of a sudden she starts getting all these new friend requests on Facebook and Instagram along with some crude messages asking if the F like does that frer come with melons and she has she's like what the [ __ ] does that mean [ __ ] weirdo come to find out she's like after like I want to say it was like uh like by midday the next day she's like what the [ __ ] is going on this is a little creepy she goes and checks out her post and she's like oh [ __ ] it's my titties and then so she immediately took it down this is what's funny to me so imagine it's just a topless photo of a woman in the listing wrote previously used and with some signs of wear and tear how embarrassing how embarrassing she got a maximum bid though of like $112,000 so okay there you go I just love the description it's just previously used with some wear and tear how embarrassed I feel sorry for it but it's funny it is funny and that's a good example of why whenever you post anything or you do anything you always try to go back and preview it in some fashion I do that with this and I don't always catch like my wife will always be like dude you you have a you have a an error on your description of the podcast I'm like [ __ ] because I don't sometimes I just like I just read through it and my brain Auto fills in my mistake and I just don't notice it I would notice if I posted like a dickpic when I'm trying to sell like you know a couch be like huh getting a lot of uh you know response on this one good one yeah that's uh that's why you always go back just in case that first of all probably not a good idea have topless photos on your phone okay same thing with guys don't have dick picks on your phone and let's be honest real quick I think I can speak for anybody uh everybody out there nobody wants to receive a dickpick nobody nobody although if you're a guy you probably or if you're attracted women if if you get a topless photo people would be happy about that it's the difference between guys uh body parts and women's body parts nobody wants to see a guy's body part this is disgusting anyway that was a weird a weird road we went down I'm glad you could go there with me Taco Bell messed up kind of they had to put out a statement because so many people were trying or trying to buy their Mexican pizzas they ran out of like product everywhere everywhere this is their statement turns out we underestimated how many of you love Mexican pizza seven times more than we expected to be exact we are working as fast as we can to restock Mexican pizza ingredients we'll need some time to replenish our supplies but when it comes back we promise it's here to stay that's the thing it's like you if you want to try the Mexican pizza I would wait like a month or so before so this [ __ ] can calm down cuz people are [ __ ] crazy when when there's a new thing but that is a great example for companies out there when you know something's somewhat popular you take it away not to say that they ran out of ingredients on purpose no no no no what I'm saying is when they originally took it away and then you kind of tease people with it coming back I was talking to a friend of mine that uh has a tortilla route and and he was talking about how you know sometimes tortilla companies they'll come out with all these specialty tortillas but they they make them year round and he's like if you if you tease it out in just limited time only people are more prone to get excited for for when it comes back and then they buy more and you don't end up wasting as much if you have [ __ ] that's year round it kind of loses its flavor just give people a little taste of something and they're going to be more excited for it I think it might be a big mistake that they're going to keep this permanent I think they should just make it a seasonal thing make it a summertime thing I guarantee you it would get better reaction and and you'd sell more but whatever who am I to tell people what to do I actually I am I am telling you what to do Taco Bell only have it out for like 3 months four months and then take it away then bring it back people are be like it's that time of year again t for Mexican pizza people will be excited excited you're welcome marketing you're welcome the city of Denver is overriding the 30-day permit process to allow bar expansion during St the Stanley Cup because the ABS the Colorado Avalanche are in the Stanley Cup Final and that's exciting and by the way did you notice how I said final because it's not the finals It's the final you're welcome don't need to get into more of that but that that tells you what you know they can cut red tape when they want to cut red red tape and if that means that we can make more money as a as a group they're going to cut red tape so I think that's that's pretty cool of the city of Denver to do that but it's also kind of like okay can you cut more red tape because you know there's a lot of red tape around why don't cut some more but any we don't need to go into that but I thought that was I think that's cool that they're doing that very happy for the businesses around uh ball arena in in downtown Denver I think that's cool it's very cool uh we got some more headlines coming your way but first Total Beverage in Westminster and Thorton has an incredible selection of beer Wine and Spirits did you know they deliver they do did you know they have curbside pickup available yeah they do and they also do online online wine education classes easy for me to say so stop on by 104th in thoron or on Sheridan in Westminster and see for yourself or you can always find weekly deals events or even drink recipes online at total bev.com again total bev.com Total Beverage everything you need and more this is Chris fusle owner of the Blake Street Tower okay I admit it before the men of McKinnon moved to town I didn't know a hockey puck from a hamburger you've never had my wife's cooking eh now now I know the plus minus of everybody on the team and I've checked out all their girlfriends on the internet what's that okay TMI on the whole intb thingy but you get the point we love hockey at the BL Street Tavern stop by the corner of Park and Blake and watch the men a Mac with game sound throughout our 18,000 ft it's a place you Tavern where Denver watches Sports this may be the the worst Guinness Book of World Records record I'm I was I was very intrigued when I first read it but then it just made me mad Gareth Murphy he's from Wales he broke the record for most pubs visited in 24 hours for an individual he's a 29-year-old it worker he drank at 56 different pubs in the Cardiff City Center on February 5th of this year 2022 bre breaking the record previous record of 51 set by an Englishman named Matt Ellis in 20 01 all right so the record the pub is defined as a an establishment licensed to sell alcoholic beverages on the premises although the Challenger is not required to consume any alcohol in addition to the video evidence of the full attempt a log book must be signed by an employee at each Pub to confirm that a drink has been purchased and consumed okay so I understand why they don't like you don't have to drink alcohol because if you go to 56 pubs and you drink 56 you know alcoholic beverages you're going to be trashed but here get ready as I I go through and tell you what Gareth consumed he drank 8 point in in the this 24 hours he he drank 8. six pints of orange juice five pints of apple juice 1.8 pints of beer that's it 1.8 pints of beer8 pints of lemonade f05 points of Diet Pepsi point4 Point pints of Tango whatever the [ __ ] that is 33 pints of black current Cordell cordial I don't know what the [ __ ] that is 02 pints of cocacola and point two pints of Guinness okay so I guess he had a little bit more beer but basically two pints of beer is all he drank I'm sorry any one of us could do this it's just a matter of setting it up if you get a map of Denver in surrounding areas I think any one of you listening right now could do this do it I want to see you do this because that's [ __ ] annoying that is [ __ ] annoying he B drank a bunch of juice and cola and a little splash of beer and then he get he got in the record book for going to a pub that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] what a joke come on oh he also had2 pints of cranberry juice come on H did you see where the European Union made an agreement that apple is going to be forced to use Ed the USBC charger in all iPhones this is great news because the USB C charger is what they use in like Samsung devices and it's really [ __ ] annoying because I whenever I would travel with the guys over at the fan and we'd be going to say Super Bowl and somebody needed a charger they didn't have their cord for some [ __ ] reason and be like well all I have are Samsung Chargers sorry it's annoying and how many products could we all use if they all had the USBC charger I think is this is a great move I hope this catches on everywhere else because it is really frustrating to have a drawer full of different Chargers I have Chargers that they don't really use anymore uh I don't even know what the what they're called but the old like for Androids and Samsungs they're always changing them so if everybody could just use the same one that would be great be great you need a charger here use mind I don't it doesn't matter what you have doesn't matter what you have anymore hey iPhones Android we all unite we can all charge each other that'd be great oh I'm so happy that they're doing that because uh that's a that's a good first step and it is one of those frustrating things and it's like like my kids have these like little um not laptops but little uh tablets and they take different they're they're different Chargers than what we have and I'm like God it's [ __ ] annoying just endless so if that catches on everywhere else I think everybody'd be happy just like just make it Universal and I'm sure the reason why they're doing that is just for money it's a money grab so the fact that they're changing that in the European Union that's that's good so hopefully again like I said that catches on over here in the United States be very happy happy about hey by the way uh to recap Aaron Rogers is dating a witch allegedly she said I guess she claims to be a witch but um she's a [Music] witch and if you know a witch let me know if you are a witch let me know we can conceal your voice I can change do voice disguiser as uh some I I think it's like slacker and Steve they do they call it VD I can give you VD okay voice disguiser you're welcome I'll give you V I'll give you VD by real quick side note I didn't do very much research on this story do you see that lady got awarded like millions of dollars from GEICO because she contracted an STD cuz she banged her boyfriend in the backseat of a car something like that how is that the car Insurance's fault I don't get that anyway anyway if you're a witch listening I'll give you VD uh that's right I gave your mother VD [ __ ] connory that's disgusting it's fine nothing that uh a couple doses of penicillin won't cure Conor you [ __ ] how can I be mad at you uh also we can all learn that uh from this episode that posting pictures of of any sort on the internet go back and double check just to make sure you didn't post a topless photo of yourself or a dickpick okay just just double check your work that's all I'm saying we learned that when we were in school double check your work just do it just do it Taco Bell listen to me don't make the Mexican pizza a regular thing this thing is hot is hot okay only give it for like half the year the other half the year people would just be like clamoring for it be like God damn I need my go they're like scratching their arms like I need my Mexican pizza [ __ ] God damn it come on guys we also learned that hey when money's involved red tape can be cut so I guess we're benefiting from it here in Denver as the Stanley Cup goes on uh starting here shortly so that's good uh if you want to break an easy Guinness book a world record do the pub the pub one where you most Pub visits in 24 hours do that one do some research on it see what you got to do officially and then let me know when you go to break it because I want to be part of that at least like support you I'm not going to do it but I think you could that would be awesome Gareth what an [ __ ] anyway thank you guys so much for listening I truly appreciate you hope you're having a great day hopefully this put a smile on your face a little bit make sure you hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening share it with your friends if you're able go ahead and give it a nice review I do appreciate that helps with the algorithms Blake Street Tavern you got to to go check out Blake Street Tavern they're one they're a great sponsor of this podcast but they're also an 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