KFC AD with John Goodman

H hello there it's me the K it don't take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I'm an old fashioned sort but when it comes to the Subic of marriage rights well I reckon I'm a bit more Progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A yep let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the GES hell I might even be gay hey Colonel dinner's almost ready be right there Mar see all right I was just taing a toe to my favorite pet Me album thigh and Whispers I know what you're thinking as you lie there snuggling up with your bear you're thinking how do I know you're not just a gibber in this jab to win more of my gay business well you don't but what you should always S I love all gay people always and we're hoping on Sunday that's right the only church the Cal attends on Sunday is the Church of chicken not to be confused with church is chicken whom am I he unlike myself hate these we all know that when it comes to the chicken of America I prefer the white meat to the dark but never in my 140 years on this Earth have I ever harmed a again well I prefer to see the world the way my hormone loaded and a biotically engineered chickens do without gender her beaks or butthole where's the G we're even issuing a table dance mandate and participate in locations only the pocket squares of a gentleman can be used as a banana hammock hell I don't actually give a care hear not you're all just a bunch of big old money mths walking around and talking and eating but if you have to pick one chicken chain Why not pick us I know their service is better but we got those balls if you want the gayest chicken you have to visit me