Ticket Master #ticketmaster #oasis

I Am The Ticket Master I Am The Ticket Master oh it was perfectly executed delicious marketing straddling what is legal to the very limit let's face it you're unlikely to wait in a virtual queue for 6 hours and then not check out no matter how outrageous the price sure there's an argument to say that the ethical thing to do would be to reveal the price before you start queuing so that you can make an informed decision before the fear of missing out kicks in and the pressure of the ever ticking countdown timer takes hold but you don't make the rules I do so what you dropped a quick couple of grand on four tickets you can afford it just postpone the wedding I'm sure the kids can wear those deforming tiny school shoes for another year oh and guess what news flash it's going to be 20 quid a pint at the show and £100 to park minimum have a nice day sucker