uh come in hey PlayStation it's uh it's me uh your your best buddy uh Concord oh hey man you didn't have to knock you know you're always allowed my office dude I love you how's my new favorite generic live service shooter coming along anyway oh it's actually it's prettyy funny you ask uh we released a few days ago oh yes how's it going have we made Millions yet yep we deleted it from every platform uh what yep just threw the trash wait I I I I don't understand what what you're saying right now it took 8 years and 300es where did the $300 million go it's all gone what yep every penny this is fine this is fine I'm sure we got more console exclusives around here somewhere oh my God I'm going to be sick some of these aren't even out yet and what the hell is a project wingman there's only one way to fix this we have to sound the funny little guy alarm oh boy you must be talking about me ew no well I guess my time is up I was being told the jobs were going to be replaced by Ai and I didn't believe them look at me now I'm being replaced by a godamn robot if you could just look inside of your heart and consider oh my God have you been talking to me this whole time I'm not even listening to you shut up maybe the solution is just to go freeto play I think that can bring in a lot of new yes baby PlayStation's back on top now is the exact time to release a nearly identical PlayStation 5 that cost $700 and you have to buy the disc tray and the stand separately this surely isn't the stupidest goddamn thing anyone's ever seen PlayStation forever PlayStation a