welcome to the fam I want to play for you one of the more bizarre moments of the night this is the part where Donald Trump invented someone he invented a person who doesn't exist in addition to the people he says are eating dogs there's another person who doesn't exist his name is Abdul I got involved with the Taliban because the Taliban was doing the killing that's the Fighting Force within Afghanistan but I got involved and Abdul is the head of the Taliban he is still the head of the Taliban Don Donald Trump invented someone he invented a person his name is Abdul and I told Abdul don't do it anymore you do it anymore you're going to have problems and he said why do you send me a picture of my house I said you're going to have to figure that out Abdul maybe the reason uh that BP Harris is looking at him that way is or one that she's probably thinking maybe he should go back to old fol old Folk's home and have a bowl of jello or she might also thinking to herself no no no the head of the Taliban name is not Abdul but who's the head of the Tali now and a man named Mala Abdul gani baradar Donald Trump invented someone he invented a person who doesn't exist his name is Abdul Abdul is the head of the Taliban he is still the head of the Taliban no no the head of the Taliban name is not Abdul but who's the head of the Taliban now and a man named MAA Abdul gani baradar and I told Abdul don't do it anymore you do it anymore you're going to have problems no no the head of the Taliban name is not Abdul but this time their leader from before M Omar is dead so it is MOA baradar instead who will be running the Afghan government for the Taliban this time around Abdul is the head of the Taliban he is still the head of the Taliban no no the head of the taliban's name is not Abdul the scale of mulah Abdul gani Bar's triumphant return to Afghanistan he has run point in all the Taliban dealings with the US for almost 3 years Donald Trump invented some he invented a person who doesn't exist his name is Abdul in Doha February 2020 it was Bara who signed the US troop withdrawal agreement with us Envoy zalme kazad no no the head of the Taliban name is not Abdul as then US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo looked on and it was Bara who the Taliban had negotiated its terms hammered out over more than a year they would not attack exiting US forces Donal Trump invented someone he invented a person who doesn't exist his name is Abdul bar was a Taliban original a founding member in the early '90s he is in his early 50s now he can expect to remain the international face of the Taliban for at least the near future no no the head of the Taliban name is not Abdul M Abdul gani baradar co-founder of the Taliban standing side by side with American Secretary of State Mike Pompeo no no the head of the Taliban name is not Abdul CIA director William Burns held a secret meeting in Cabell on Monday with the taliban's de facto leader the discussions likely involved the impending deadline for the US military to depart Afghanistan youself no no no the head of the Taliban name is not Abdul it is hiah Akuna akun so maybe he couldn't remember that you know I had the right it down to know it your thoughts on his response at making up Abdul as a person his response at making up Abdul as a person I mean it's classic Trump I mean he tells this story all the time at his rallies he's Trump wants credit for ending the war but he wants no blame for the very messy outcome at the end it's just sort of classic Trump yeah uh someone should have also asked him is Abdul in the room with you D [ __ ] youo and Tommy are sticking around with us for much more on last night's pivotal debate somebody phone have [ __ ] hole countries I am your voice smile for me smile go like this did you eat that cat did did you eat it no why'd you kill it I don't know get in there