[Music] hello everyone and Welcome to our scheduled presidential debate your candidates are Donald [Applause] Trump in kamla Harris just to get it started what are your plans for when you get elected Mr Trump if the Martians have the Deb being pointed at Earth I want Donald J Trump those Marans ever Tred that stupid [ __ ] I will blow them all up I will I'll blow them up you know I like to blow up the Martians I do I really do as the greatest president I have the ability to blow up the Marti I really do but I have to use my abilities wisely I do it's got to be wise and smart you know A wise man once said sir your time's up oh I didn't realize uh and I once took a trip to Mars okay it was really red it was really really red it was like Mexico you it's actually time for commercials yeah we're going to be back after a short break anyways the Martians they're really red and I don't like red people okay Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior double triple Whopper the hell was that you know my nephew was once a jiujitsu sorcerer okay it was really weak really B I did not like him at all all these jiujitsu Sorcerers they always bring me problems they please stop talking please thinking about it makes my blood boil okay my blood gets really high we should honestly Deport all all of those Jiu-Jitsu Sorcerers okay okay okay let's let the other candidates speak did I turn off the oven uh Kamala you there what's her problem anyways by the year of 2055 I'm going to bring us all cursed energy okay something's definitely wrong with that lady uh Miss vice president is anything wrong do you need some water [Applause] [Music] B Biden do you think do you think I would let you win so easily Trump that break was the perfect opportunity I did what had to be [Music] done now let's end this now I get to show you my real technique Biden domain expansion make shrines great again [Music] what is going on in there alone at the edge of a universe huming a orely dreaming we were snow [Music] a siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise