[Music] thaning [Applause] Bud welcome back chat Power by P wise got an absolutely gorgeous looking show coming to you today we've got a we've got a vacancy right now you can see that someone's running through the door welcome Dan hello mate we do have one of the greats coming in to step in for hey Mission he will be in very soon a couple of warnings before our host joins us he is the smallest bladder in the world so do expect 10 to 20 piss breaks throughout the show uh I've given him warnings around being live to the public but I would say he's going to be right at the threshold of Excellence perfect that's where I expect the content to be coming out of this man HH brayshaw is presenting the sandover medal tonight wow we had discussions with the waffle discussions with the sandover committee AKA Mark readings said can we just borrow him don't worry about the sandover we could do it here from back chat yep they they've taken they've taken come in host come in host come in we got so much to talk about just don't hit cameras how are you my brothers well welcome welcome Master if only you had a microphone in front of your face you absolute clown look at you if only there was another seat with the microphone in hey Master if only you could look around for somewhere with the microphone real get over here next the microphon there now are we yeah very good hey everybody really appreciate help help him with his microphone everybody welcome to the show Chris bloody M hey wow welcome Chris it's a I can't believe I was here like a week ago and I forgot I went I was like up the top I'm like where anyway you were on the show last Monday I drove past you on this show last Monday you were sitting in this studio you then just as a story for our listeners Dan and I walked outside and what could only be described as scaffolding set for a skyscraper parked out the front of our building so we're standing out the front of here right like two children just staring staring at this the iron on this truck incredible scenes and then again what can only describe as some sort of car accident I just hear B bang long hold we love a long hold well I got I got too excited as well cuz I couldn't I tried to put the window down the whole way but it got like stuck cuz I'm like pressing it like a thousand times so it's like this I'm like trying to get out window the it was like an excited Labrador driving a byd down it drives itself mate you know that it does drive itself just C you [ __ ] c n finger out the window I don't forget this is the first time that you've been face to face with Daniel K after one of the great Stitch UPS of all time on social media and I feel really bad about would you like to talk about it yeah you know I've actually got a present for you to try and like it's not going to work mate because right now like you've met my son his name's Tex what do you expect from someone called Tex he has seen it on his own by himself so he's downloaded Tik Tok right so your son's six okay and he's saying this thing where like he he's obviously saying the actual thingd and he saw Daddy get embarrassed by his mates and his daddy's his the most important person this up while we're talking about this place J oh I haven't watched it yet is that right I relive it in my brain every one minute no but seriously he's upset I do have a present I don't want any of that cardboard beer no there's there's things in there for you it's it's there's actual things in there that I that I put together for you earlier this afternoon I knew you I knew you'd come in with a purple like up a little balloon [Music] oh look you can't hear it we can just no oh that is I can't believe you did him like this Dan con I was not in the building and you've absolutely embarrassed how great mate Chris mast and and you've apologized with what a pink balloon yeah a back chat t-shirt which I asked for at the start and you yeah aren even C and and they're free that like none of these things Dan has pack we will help out tomorrow for school lunches there you go and someone else that's another thing for school lunches I'm looking for your family too you know low um nuts at primary schools so you've texted me after this all happened master and you said the Vengeance of Chris will be high level it's going to cost money like a shitload of money what I'm happy to spend the wrath of Chris well it's actually like yeah I'm upset and and almost immediately the reason I was covering my face is because if I didn't I was there was going to be someone's arm was getting bitten off it was Nick subin all over again no mouth all right ladies and gentlemen that's what we got uh to look forward to today would you like a beer like a cold beer cold one would great um uh D sorry D sorry D I hate to be the guy asking is that an anet shirt yes and while we're having a chat here boys and Shout out over on YouTube Philip W is listening in hello Phillip it's his 39th birthday done enjoying a shelter in his backyard watching my kids on the trampoline listening to you boys can your favorite bathroom Tyler get a shout out pH white Philly sweet chil Philly happy buddy birthday sweet chilly Philly this is good this is good gear Master you're in the right area for this absolutely hey um we will be Crossing to a good friend H BR Shaw live from the sand over medal in just a little bit but Master what um what Dan and I would like to do and what we thought would be a good idea because we know one I think you're finding Your Love Again of uh of of the of footy yeah I am a little bit but you also really don't give too much of a [ __ ] about it as a drink for your M you want me to open it I'll open it for you a cold one we want to talk a bit about it could have been another stitch up too and that would just sent me over the edge are you are you okay over there yeah yeah your boys okay no we're good does that feel nice is that beautiful delicious okay great we want to throw some stuff that happened over the weekend at you and just get your take masto takes on some of the stuff going on where do you want to start Dan Isaac Haney's Mark that reminded me so much of myself when he flipped over himself like I never did that in my in my life but I imagine myself doing it thousands of times can we please have a look at this Isaac Heeney mark this is is on top of our man Jack Buckley I might might say so I don't know if you know how much Jack Buckley means to this podcast I Nathan Buckley's son genu question this is Jack Buckley of the Jack Buckley metal Fame oh okay this is Jack Buckley back chat backman of the Year 2023 there'll be a medal held in his uh name in his real person Jack Buckley mate mate you are in [ __ ] greatness don't come on here and don't say you no Jack don't here here have a look Jack Buckley's underneath this that is Jack Buckley saving his life saved his life he actually did Saving his life look at this on Jack Buckley Jack says don't die Isaac grabs his wrist oh good on him what a good BL that's Jack Buckley so that was I believe was it Isaac's mom saying thank you Jack yeah so she she posted something on Facebook like I would just like to thank um Jack for saving my son I want to give him a hug that's bloody good we all want to give did you watch that live I did watch that live did they get excited man well I only watched the second half well I actually didn't say that live I lie I watched the second half of you know just tell us the truth look relle Haney as as his mom as his mom I would like to give Jack Buckley a hug and thank him Isaac for that's a typical Batman like you're not even thinking there look at his right hand just catching that wrist that last that last second that's incredible and also how's um Han's R guy like that it good looking man I was impressed by that as well I watched this one and I was like this BL might be the hottest person alive to be honest yeah um uh do you think master I a question for you do you think Mark of the year should be awarded in finals as well as out of finals absolutely well it's not that's complete rubbish yeah it's not it's absolutely because all the best shit's going to happen now like cuz it's the best of the best now that's a buy good point it's almost the only part of the Season you want to watch I don't know if you saw this one um the goal of the year as well that happened in finals exactly what he said the best stuff's going to happen in finals watch this one Jeremy Cameron thanks are coming oh my goodness gracious me so the top three right now Nick Doos has two and Harley Reed has the other one they're all running goals from the Midfield no forward involved I feel like whoever's who gets the vote for this no one because it was in finals you're not allowed you can't get ISAC Keeny right yes full Pelt you're getting chased by Loy Whitfield who is also not slow this is the goal you're talking about the is 2v one yes balls over here Isaac hen is getting a ball so Pap just given one of those ones over the back right H seen that at full pel with a fast person chasing him given a a stiff arm before while the ball's in midair caught it at full fight as fast as he can go and then kick the goal from 70 that's you reckon that's a better goal than I think that's a way better goal that's like I agree just chucking in a boot there and like oh good H and hoping cuz after the game Jeremy Cameron said like I tried to just Center it but I hit the ball in the middle of the I hit the the ball in the middle and it and it went through Isaac he's goal i' forgotten about that I was in the p with the giant scarf on full of City fans and like obnoxious ones as you can imagine yeah it was Sydney's a good team I'm all about I was flapping me scarf around all day cuz Giants was just killing it all day and somehow they lost and you got to respect it and I was like clapping Sydney I was like that's the greatest thing I've ever seen yeah you shake hands at the end of the game is ISAC correct they Sydney fans weren't though oh they weren't there shout out to the um girl at the p as I walked out watch this here we go wow that's from that's actually from 70 M saw n watch Play It Again watch the defend at the top play it off the top again mid off loose watch it right there see you that is insane but that's gone 70 M Clean just by the way that's right um shout out to the girl at the P who a better goal than J as I walked out with my two kids hand inand Nash and said giving me about three or four F bombs on the way out she was quite I would say she was my she wasn't like an old duck very intoxicated right wasn't responsible on the shelters giv me the F bombs cuz she saw the scarf didn't say the kids I will I will give her the credit there but then S no no I had him down here she was sitting down and then but then as I walked past I I was like it's not going to pass and then walk past with the kids and she was like oh no no it was like a m put the kids in the car and then go back to like probably should have hey um Dan you being excited today yeah Bailey Smith announced that he's confirmed he wants a trade he wants W Co he wants out of the western Bulldogs has not nominated a club which means there's a chance West Coast and you know what the only team at can't be is the Bulldogs maybe he can be Captain coach yeah absolutely cuz who else wants to J so if you if you follow Bas lener on Instagram it's just a lot of shirtless pics and his rig's incredible hasn't been in the club for 6 months yeah he's been rehabing yeah yeah but he's been he'll put a story up and it's 3:00 a.m. and he's in like Revo at East Movin he doesn't he doesn't go to the Bulldogs Club so on his insta it's just all about him like he posts about his drink that he's doing now it's all like shirtless rehab whatever whatever which is great but in the in the last six months there's been one person that he's shared on his story and that's me I think I'm the only person outside of himself in the last actually say it's a terrific insertion by you but it is a factual one it is it is a fact I saw him in Bary how happy is he about as Welling inspired by like your happiness mate like Bailey Smith can you get it up can can we do that is that functional it was it's on our stories if you wanted to find it J how about I could I should I air drop it to you J actually had to delete my social media so I haven't been keeping up because after I got embarrassed by this down a little bit it's okay it's fine yeah I felt like it was the best decision for my mental health was I really feel oh I I'll just show you master me me and Bas Lanka just just hanging out and he shared it on his Instagram Dan was in Bary got the awkward like photo of like like so having chat that's what I want to tell what happened oh so I was in barley and I'd had I don't know a few beers and I saw I saw baz there having dinner with someone I don't think dinner I don't think food was on the table but he was sitting down it was one-on one with a girl yeah yeah his partner with his partner and I went over there and I said hello Mr basena um I'm really sorry what did you actually say you didn't call him Mr basena no Mr by Bailey Bailey probably just addressed him by Bailey and I said I'm really sorry hate to ask this but um could we get a photo he's like yeah of course go for it and then his girlfriend took it for us or part whatever so you made him stand up for them from the three as I went around to his side of the table he stood up there you go oh that's that's the three of us just hanging out so you think there's a chance that biley Smith comes to West Coast there's there's more chance of him being like you said then at Bulldogs yeah that is correct so who knows and he didn't nominate a club which means it's probably jalong cuz they're still in the finals hang on so his M took the photo yes and then did you get him to send it to so he have his number No No I gave her my phone she she took it and then you air dropped it no no I I tagged him on Instagram and he shared it to his Instagram which he doesn't do that's what I mean do he could have been craft oh my phone's my phone's dead baz can you do it on your phone and then you would have had to like oh send it to me I'll get it later then you got his number the connection is abely deniable I would say what we talk about West Coast if we just talk about that talking about people coming to per Kenley come coach the club would you ever you happy with Ken no no no not really no I've never been fond of Ken I would agree with you no I don't know what it is about Ken but he seems like he's full [ __ ] I don't think they all are but they knows what would I know I honestly don't I think there's no need to go and get a senior coach that's done the hard yards I think go and get the best assistant coach we spoke about this on Friday Steven King be the new coach Don King Don Park sorry the CEO he could probably coach for a couple years could he people have been actually saying that that's I'm for that actually well [ __ ] whoever gets like whoever gets the gig is probably going to get it for one or two years correct and then correct well Peter suit well they can't pay him anything anyway because Simo is getting 5 million for the next forever summa's not um coaching in the waffle next year it's been announced so it was announced that he got the South fre job and now it's been reann that he turned down the South fre job so who knows are we getting sumage oh summer you happy with Summer how would you feel about oh no no no we don't need M sorts some was great but [ __ ] hell I don't know about am I allowed to swear on this you can swear I'm not sure just just don't just don't offend anyone too badly I'm not trying to to but it's like I don't know if that's like I want the best for for 40 club obviously but how Bloody good a Hawthorne how good a hathorne we spoke about this last week on Monday we said how good hathorne was and how many of them get it get a little bit of like wood about them like just the the how much they love it can I ask you is there anyone that gets it any more than Jack Gan gets it yeah that kills me to say but he kind of does and I would only say this because I I saw hick you know H the toughest man ever he's a forward line coach forward line coach and I asked him about it and um he was like mate and it was the best answer I've ever heard he was just like mate if he's going to do these things and like listed it and he does I don't give a [ __ ] how he acts like he you know go and do your celebration score assists yeah run you know run and Tackle help side all of it do all the team things get on your mates yep and he's impeccable in all these things so I don't care who you are he go to the races he can go to the cast go to the pub so you've seen what happened have you you're off social media have you seen what happened do you know what I'm talking about what Hawthorne winning no Jack Gan so Jack guie right Thursday night playing Friday at the pub well you know what hick used to do every night know sorry did you know that it happened no I kind of did say something I was going to say if you didn't know that I didn't know that it was a true thing because I thought he got done for doing something like that before the grand final he was at the Mooney Valley races on the Friday night before the Grand Final with his mates having a water not having a beer who cares like you're a human being a but remember hick see she's having a beer too well appar there lemon be well it's good it's got carbs in it who cares you sitting on your couch you're at the pub that's exactly right this is what I said you and I you and I would you would you have ever gone to a pub before a g not not the day before you I'm just like yeah absolutely yeah bloody oath yeah yeah because you got to do what you got to do like you just do whatever's going to get you in the right mindset I reckon if you if you're doing the the right thing and like the right thing for Matt prus or you know Darren glass whatever is that's their right thing you got I had my own right thing and you know it wasn't the same thing you probably had the exact same thing I'm not drinking pants right no well more than like five or six you're not doing that before doing before no you're definitely not doing that I I know for a fact that you didn't used to no way no way but you know hick used to have what did he say he used to tell us all of us boys us have like two beer two beers two or three beers that was his thing always had two beers calm him down go to bed Adrian hit mot's nickname was disco in jalong and we will get back to those stories but we've got a very important guest joining us thanks to ID athletic good friends at ID athletic they can do anything like get H Brer on the phone to host a guest segment from the sanova medal and he joins us now heish praw live and free the Maxes how are you live and free not from the stand of metal yet I'm just in my backyard h i was uh I was told I told the Mrs that 4:45 we'd need to leave and it's 450 and she's not ready so that sounds about right Chris maston's in the house Dan's G to try and share some headphones with him no no I'm gonna lip read oh yeah one of you can't hear me can't you yeah it's just m are they going to share headphones that's okay and pull your microphones across pull your pull myones across just just yell hey Hammer I going to keep talking to you you must be up and about mate the East Perth boys get the job done straight into the Grand Final how Bloody good yeah mate bloody exciting we um we just panted them they never really looked like getting anywhere near it swans all bet they had a couple of big outs um which helped us but we just rolled through and uh you P just bring just bring bring you had your Ruckman can you tell us about what your Ruckman did cuz I saw a video the man had 81 hit outs yeah he did mate he touched the ball 100 times in a game he had 20 touches and 81 hit outs like to touch the ball 100 times in a game of footy is just [ __ ] yeah he monstered him big Scotty Jones big fell can play yeah Jan's gon oh yeah he can play he's 205 CM 115 kilos how Bloody good is that so what's going on tonight mate tuxedo do you get to where have you got your old you know sand over last year just tucked under your tuck there or what's happening like no I don't I've uh it's away in in one of my draws somewhere I've got obviously got to bring it out Jack Buckley metal night but uh no tonight I go there I have a a drink with a couple of the old Champions at 5:30 so it'll be me mixing it with the Ian Millers of the world and just having a couple of tens I'll be sing the Pepsis and then the parade of Champions so they all walk out and then I'm the last one to go and I go up on stage and toast to football uh so I've still got to I've still got to remember that I think it's something along the lines of to West Australian football past present and emerging or something and then uh all the best and everyone cheers to football and then we go ahead with a count but um that's the extent to and then I gotta go up at the end and congratulate the winner cheers the football and cheers the back chat thanks very much for coming you got to give us you got to give us you got to wake off right now yeah we got to wake off oh yeah you're definitely drinking Pepsi M how much Johnny Walker's in that P well Hammer's injured been been missing the captain for five weeks or so now so he's trying to get up are you going to get up for the Grand Final yeah I'll up I'll I'll be there no questions about it I've uh I've been on the uh Carnival diet the last week I've lost 4 and a half kilos I've also been crook which helps but uh I'm taking as much weight off this foot as I can I'm getting myself back I'll be jabbing it up strapping it up and I'll be playing I tell you what it does confirm ladies and gentlemen if you haven't got tickets to the Jack Buckley medal I don't know what else you [ __ ] need to do in life but it does confirm win or lose you are going to be sizzling on the Monday after the Grand Final absolutely sizzling and it's not yeah I'm not going to stop it'll be one of the great nights and we'll kick on afterwards so whoever hasn't got a ticket yet do yourself a [ __ ] favor it's going to be the best night of all time Master are you coming you don't even know what this is well well so basically basically we started a a medal for bman only there's the Midfield of brown low there's a Coleman forward nothing for bman so we started the Jack Buckley medal it's sitting up there yeah I love that that's the only medal you want to win correct thank you very much and we host Tonight on Brown low medal night where we turn the volume down on the and we give our own votes for the bman oh yes who reads it out do you do the paes like they [ __ ] said did you hear what they said on the AFL PA they did the [ __ ] PA Awards or whatever it was and that joker went round with his [ __ ] thing beforehand and was like oh what award should we bring in and everyone was like there's nothing for the Defenders there's nothing for the Defenders bring in a golden fist well [ __ ] that who [ __ ] The Defenders we got the best defensive medal in the comp who was saying this will tailor that bloke on I don't know where he's from but they wereing everyone like where do he live what Marcus bondon Pell was saying it [ __ ] Errol Gordon said it I think Max gor said something for Defenders they didn't ask a single Defender I was G say there would have been no defenders in the [ __ ] room they would ask Harris Andrew he would have said oh hang on a minute we've got something he asked [ __ ] Jack Buckley we've already got something ask Sam Collins he would have raved about it Sam Collins he's a weapon isn't he may or may not be in the top five jack Barkley medal recipient um now can you give us your thoughts on Jack Buckley's involvements in the greatest Mark of all time yeah I rang him about it today actually we had a good chat he said um he said to be honest he doesn't even get that salty that he is under there because to quote him I get sat on all the time so he gets like for's just jump all over him so he's not he's really used to it and he also said he's like I didn't really think to protect him that perfectly I was like I knew that he was up there and because he was up there for so long I had time to think about how I was going to catch him and so he put the arms out and caught him perfectly on the way down but um he was still [ __ ] filthy ass obviously yes but uh yeah just sort of had to tip the hat to Chad Warner and Isaac hany on some of the great last quarters of all time bloody you Bo got question man I've only got something to say I Didn't Know Jack bugley was a a player well you will I'm obsessed with him already what you've just said then that is I get sat on all the time yep [ __ ] o yeah you do jack like that is the perfect name for your your award got to be I'm going to be there he was inaugural winner so've got you're invited Monday Monday night to public can you show M oh M there's that that's that per Min thing the per mint per per yeah grab that bring that over mate there you go that's the Jack yeah Jack Buckley on there Hammer I get sat on all the time you should put that in quotation mark will you only be on the mic at the very start of yeah I think so I'll be on the mic at the start they might do an interview with me like halfway through halfway through the count they usually just do it with people who are contenders which I'm not going to be anywhere near it so that'll be nice but yeah I'll get up there I'll toast a football think I might have to say something else halfway through but that's about it all right well if you could just give us something I'm not going to I'm not going to word you up I can't give you anything in the toast like you're a human being like football the [ __ ] Defenders do that just imagine that that would really go down like a lead balloon on Sand [ __ ] how good shelter brewing I'll tell you what aric and Dan and I might get clipped next week and it's just the masso and Hammer show m is doing you proud in here is he yeah good I'm glad I'm happy to see the box of shelters what are you going for master oh no this is a present trying to suck me off for embarrassing me last week with that video whatever the children do n hasn't worked at all they he gave me warm beards as well and this is one of the things it's a [ __ ] balloon I just I went around the office trying to find stuff it's embarrassing you've embarrassed yourself even more down with a half attempt at apologies my son's so pissed I'm assuming M's going to be ready soon mate so you better yeah M she will be get the d off um to the sand over have a great night I will [ __ ] and um make sure the bman are represented well please [ __ ] Earth they will all right I'll uh I'll see you all Friday and I'll see you on Thursday yeah and just get preparations going for the Jack Buckley medal plays it's going [ __ ] show we do right see you you can rate that to JB as well like JBS so we got the JBS with the Jack Buckley scoring system um so we've put an algorithm all yeah absolutely you I can't believe you don't know about this you're going to have so much more catching up to do so do you want to come absolutely confirm right now to our listeners that Chris M will be there flat out so Jack Buckley medal not only is Chris Masten 2018 Premiership player going to be there sinking in cans so if there's any midfielder that's ever lived ever played that deserves to be at the Jack Buckley medal it is Chris Masten all you ever wanted to do in your life was be a bman flat out man you know when we used to have our days was the Bulls day the mids day like mids didn't even have a name they just names mids yes disgusting where which which one was I at I definitely wasn't at the [ __ ] forwards because that's the last place you'd beat no you you came to the backline came the back actually was in your team meetings every that's that so combine team meetings into end ofe catchup into a giant [ __ ] show and that's what the is confirmed it being because HW off the back of a win or loss in a grand final the captain will be running the night Chris masson's going to be there and we have a very special VIP package for you plus four mates that's right everyone who's already got a ticket is's entered already but if you don't have your tickets this is the VIP package confirmed about 58 minutes ago so we have look wait before we before we do can you give it to us D give us the goods you [Music] got you got [Music] the the other one off TI the other one off oh [ __ ] sorry sorry I don't know what happened then thanks good friend you could have filled me in again another it's the sponsor of the thanks to our good friends at tab touch oh boy the V be be treated like a king don't pay for a thing thanks to tab touch [ __ ] good so we've got your transport sorted I promise I promise I'm working on it what I would like to do is have a superstar it may be Chris Masten it may be a bman right I want a minivan driving around town Town picking you plus your for mates up to bring you to the Jack Buckley medal once you get there it's drinks on us all night tip them in as much as you can drink and I don't but I don't want to see any oh you know I'd like 20 jugs me and the four boys are having 20 or you know what maybe I do want to see that maybe I do want to see us get exploited so you got free drinks on the night right you've got um there might be some tab touch vouches floating around I think there will be there might be some tab touch in your pocket yep might have to download the app and put some money on the BR thanks very much so we got some free bets coming from tab yes uh and we're 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on portel I couldn't be stronger on Port yeah thanks D you f us we changed the bit to p and lost lost multi no I feel you because yeah I did my first footy tipping competition ever in my life this year all rounds I finished second wow and my prize is 500 no no like this is this is like you know like scientists and [ __ ] did you should see this email I'm not sure but they write these epic emails so $550 put it straight on the bar that's what that's what I said put on straight on the bar do you reckon any one of them no none of them anyway we've started a footy tipping one and I'm [ __ ] there's no way I'm tipping jalong yes did you and you you're the same you're right I I I picked Port there was no way jalong could have won that no way that were always winning so hang on you came second won 550 bucks and it went straight on the bar cuz you're good BL yeah straight on the Barz isn't that the whole answer for every prize Jack buy metal that's the sort of V right okay that's what we're looking for Bucky medal as well someone's come up with an idea it's a $2 super comment so you know of course we super comment from you super comment p a comment you have to read it yeah Trent L said boxing match you guys are monetizing this [ __ ] uh boxing match masto V Dan give me the money do you want we can set up a little match can you box I reckon you look like you could box can you Bo little what I yeah yeah I can throw a couple I can't so you not really actually it's been a long time I I I um I I like picked up some [ __ ] in the shovel yesterday and my neck's stuck and I can't even like probably not you picked up dog [ __ ] or you picked up just no my mid asked me to help him like put some you know the wood chips like the mulch like you put on your thing it's like yeah no worries mate and I I got competitive about it it's like no man I anyway cooked me and I can't use my arms anymore it's perfect time for the boxing match with buddy good thanks to our good friends at tab touch for all of the action there make sure you gamble responsibly what's gambling costing you for free and confidential support call 1800 858 858 or visit Gamel online.org get your tickets to the Jack Barkley medal brought to you by tab touch I will bloody say that hey can we just quickly hear from our friends at paywise just have a little break in proceedings so let's hear from that and we'll be back [Music] soon hi I'm will and I'm a bman and I'm go and I'm a paywise brand ambassador and you're a bman yes I am but I'm also a paywise brand ambassador and I know that the best way to get into your next car is through the paywise noad lease to learn more about novad leasing contact paywise today or just ask Jeremy mgab okay thank you very much thank you have you seen that before no good friends of paywise only just the one per episode uh Dan Dan's wearing GVS all Australian jacket feels nice to wear pretending to be gov that would be good to wear yeah bloody Earth what about snake watermelon like that's like tell me about what you think about him austr so stoked for it mate like correct am I not talking into the are no so happy for him like he's Texas's favorite play of Tex has got a fair workout on this show but he's he's obsessed with Jake watermelon and that's what he calls him Jake watermelon good and like you've come from absolutely nowhere man like nowhere I hope he gets paid that's a very good point hasn't been announced yet a lot of people turn after the season finished they get it done nothing on there you know they're waiting to sign Steven King that's who they're actually waiting to sign and when they sign him they'll sign the watermelon hey we can give you another we can give you a Louch mer like t-shirt we got we got some L merch I don't anything you say um just the microphone Chris oh you know you're talking lot sorry sorry sorry all right so I can get carried away like no no I don't trust you because I I did ask for a shirt before you stitched me up out there in that in that Corridor out there okay and um you you searched for about 10 seconds and then you're like oh no no there's not none of your sizes and then you proceeded to stitch me up so I don't trust you I would love some luch merch I'll get it for you you know I'm not going to stitch you up absolutely so um Mitch Robinson we used to play against him a little bit Mitch Mitch Robinson bruan carton player want to read a text a tweet he shot off after the Brisbane cartton game and look I haven't done a lot of research but every photo I saw of Mitch he was holding a beer so take what you will of uh what he has to say here do we have this picture of Mitch's tweet that we can maybe put up on the thing so Mitch Robinson M and for those who are listening along don't can't say this imagine playing and bleeding for a club for eight years coping copious amounts of head knocks and Staples in my face long-term effects just to have my family turned away to come down to the rooms after the game to celebrate with my old teammates football is fake family sorry football is fake family just remember that I'll never go to a Lions game again calm down he since deleted the Tweet deleted it robo's deleted the Tweet any thoughts and feelings on calm down I love that I love the fact that you said I've done little or no research on that before you presented that um I've got no idea what he's talking about and um so basically he tried to get down in the rooms and bris said he doesn't have a pet of Staples there to like let you let you in because I I I disagree I think a family yeah correct I disagree but if you will try to get into the rooms West Coast you've got the number yeah you call the number yeah correct or of the person that you need he re so he he came out like did a vlog or something today and he said uh I had a wristband I wanted wristband for my family I went down there to get more the security guard said no blah blah blah and then Brisbane have come out and said we don't know what he's talking about basically it's it's got a bit of back and forth but I'm sure [ __ ] not going you're not going to the security guard and actually to be fair I reckon you probably like have better chat and you'll get in anyway like yeah correct sake Rob you've had you've had some stitches but who the [ __ ] hasn't you didn't get forced to play [ __ ] correct yeah wow correct masto more more I'm going to calm down no I agree with you man I so like imagine [ __ ] wi and mo about it later on like nah you loved it like you know anyway sure he's looked after while he's playing yeah correct yeah absolutely it was Bloody well said master I I agree with that I look at some of this stuff going on like the concussion stuff now and people now wanting to sue people 30 years after the fact but also why you owed anything like you don't play for the team like I don't go to my past employeers and like can I come into the staff room after after for like staff lunch what you work there anymore IM ABC ratings day goes well knocking on the [ __ ] security let me back in worked here for 4 years Sur I can come in bring my [ __ ] wife you don't work here anymore go [Laughter] home D that's your best H I've ever heard well [ __ ] like whatever no you don't have to move on from this this is good [ __ ] de no employee anywhere let's their former employees come back in what do you want that is beautiful I like how pissed off you are about it though it's bloody beautiful stuff hey have you seen this from Jason McCartney by any chance can we have a quick look at this boys you see I'm going to fix that M what's Jason McCartney look at this ready one two I love how Tom patley he's got no idea Jason mccarton in there he Des hasn't like and he's had a look and he's kept walking I don't reckon you fixing it I don't reckon he wants anything to do with Jason can't he look at this so he'd been fighting the entire time M he's had Toby green down in a strangle hold and canelo's in there and Callum Mills is in there no one wanted a bar of Jason McCartney one of the biggest men you'll see he's come in iing out of 100 if you had to rate Jason McCartney what he was doing in there if you had to rate out of 100 how much he he knew about it I'd say 100 out of a 100 times he knows exactly what he's doing in there he's you can see the gritting of his teeth look at it you [ __ ] yeah he said some [ __ ] under his yeah but good on him like what are you going to do so what does he get for this now has anything happened well people people are calling he needs to be fine he should be suspended I don't know like I I'm not sure what he was doing out there oh everyone needs relax though as well did he is anyone hurt is anyone injured like what the [ __ ] does it matter look it's not a great look whatever like [ __ ] it h was that after the big fight yeah yeah so big tussle he goes out there probably trying to pull his players away cuz you don't you don't want anyone get suspended the reason why I like your views on footy masto is because I think you're somewhat removed and you have a normal person's view on it yet you've played at the highest level for a lot of games I couldn't agree anymore with what you've just said there there's that many things that happened that I I'll put my hand up I carry on a bit about in reality who gives a [ __ ] no one care like and you shouldn't care like Jack even gone to the pub before a game you got to do what you got to do brother like yeah but as in like who cares exactly who gives a [ __ ] like and Jason McCartney who like you what what was he trying to do like he's trying to pull the boys off they're having a like Barney yeah there's there's like coaches out there on the field like difference Jason McCartney shouldn't be out in the field pulling players off but for what [ __ ] reason not no well I mean he shouldn't be out there pulling bles off well he's not Mel Brown [ __ ] knocking people out is he so like saw that clip toight just relax did you see the Mel brow clip today it's very different so Mel proud at AR's game came and took his whole side off the ground it was in Grand Final no no no he's gone he's knocked out a player as the coach of South ranal he's knocked players out and then he got banned from coaching the waffle and he wasn't allowed on any waffle ground so he got a cherry picker to drop him in and he' raise him over the fence and he'd be like this close to the field and not no he didn't yes he yes he did you don't have to eat it just keep it in front sorry it's just it concerns me there's something here but yes he flat out he wasn't on the ground how good is that you can't K me out you can't keep me out I'm not on the ground he and he wasn't it's like can't get mad not touching so this is a different story but that's not Jason McCartney Jason mcartney doing nothing imagine if Jason mcartney just got loaded in there he's like I'm not even here he like punching the head I'm crying you can't see me I'm not touching the ground sorry Mel Brown I watched a clip today not this not that clip but that's hilarious Mel Brown uh 5 minutes to go in a game I feel like it was in the finals has gone on the field middle of the game yep and sent BS got all of his players together and said everyone get off something was happening with the umpires he's not happy with how the game's going took them all off the ground and he's striding out there striding off right striding off and he takes the whole players off the ground if you're on YouTube and you know what I'm talking about you'll know anyway he then coached the seniors and channel 7 was there so it must have been finals like covering the game and the at quarter time of the seniors Channel 7 reporter went up to Mel Brown was like Mel Mel uh what happened in the re's mate why' you take all the players off were you're not happy with the umpires and he like looks at him once and like looks at him twice [ __ ] rips the microphone out of his [ __ ] hand snaps rips the cord off keeps walking with the microphone himself it's at Perth it's at Perth you can see that that up the stairs bin just like leans over [ __ ] throws it in the bin and walks off there's footage of this m it was on channel 7 I think it was the front bar or Channel s I've got to see this that's incredible Jason McCartney's right leave absolutely hey boy and master have you got your headphones in I've got another Super comment uh for us super comment from Gordon Costello says can tab touch give us a market for the Jack Buckley medal um unfortunately well yeah unfortunately no that's [ __ ] tab come on let's we get better great okay I like that I think too much um what's it called you know well Shifty Behavior yeah correct like s the of easy yeah it would be very cor I wish I here it is right here right so this is Mel this is the umpires this is Mel right this is Mel oh yeah I forgot about this middle part so he's like get off boys everyone off Perth watch this this is the head coach watch the grab someone in a headlock an opposition player right so still getting off so everyone comes off right so that's at the 27 minute Mark of the game right all the players are out there all the the West Perth guys I don't know what's just happened the game's you know over that's re this is quarter time of the seniors straight after Perth in the Grand Final this is the media counterpart looks so he's got the microphone in his head straight the bin how good his outfit he's in the green and gold as well he's representing Australia so I mean that's it that's at the that's a Perth mate that's that's your bloody you know last final Perth bloody W was under Chris Maston yeah I was on the sidelines did you not play no I did I snapped my thumb off that's right he didn't play yeah but me and Cory djed the DJ me and the captain um djed the uh soundtrack for yeah we were literally had a b the H andc bar actually yeah up on the hill Oh man we're on the microphone like yelling abuse at people it was a it was bit of M bur about it absolutely brilliant um ladies and gentlemen though it is time for the back chat back page okay masto welcome to the back chat back page where I'm going to tell you stories that you didn't know about that you're going to need to know about certainly at sometime in the near future West Australian cricket Superstar shouts out west coast Eagles Young Gun Harley Reed's first season wowe West Australian cricket Superstar cam green has given a shout out to West Coast Young Gun Harley Reid even declaring he caught Harley fever this season I like the way you say it Reed was last week crowned the afl's best first year player and his arrival at the Eagles at last year's number one draft pick was met with an unprecedented amount of [ __ ] carryon green who is the star of the Indian Premier League's Royal Challengers Bangalore pretty sure we just know him for playing test Cricket says Reed's debut season in blue and gold gives him confidence that lby supports can rise quickly from their spot towards the bottom of the ladder sorry why is Cam green getting asked ask on trim's Willow Talk podcast I don't actually mind that one uh cricketer green a talented Junior footballer said AFL absolutely love it shout out to the Eagles it's been tough but there is light he said Harley I've got Harley fever Harley Reed fever we are very happy with him and hopefully for many fruitful years green said he would be very happy to see Eagle sign ra on a long-term deal and describe him as a pleasure to watch thanks cam love your news voice you na do you like that story I like the music that's in my ear well there's going to be more to come retired Collingwood star Nathan Murphy raises eyebrows with very that's in that's in capital letters questionable personal announcement are you ready Callingwood star no sorry is that how you started that cwood Premiership winner Nathan Murphy has delivered some very wholesome news on social media but the way he has done it has raised plenty of eyebrows the Collingwood star retired earlier this year to a series of concussions the 244 year-old Defender made the decision based on advice from a panel of medical experts Murphy suffered his 10th concussion during magpie's Grand Final win over Brisbane I don't care anymore about this in retirement he has found some new Joy however announcing he's going to be a father with his partner Rose well done Nathan however the photo he's chosen has many questions asked instead of posting an image with rose he posted a photo holding up the ultrasound beside his smiling golden retriever Juno his one of his followers asked did you get the dog pregnant wow Mak sense why Murphy was medically retired get the man some help dogs are friends not lovers joked another's going to get so sued in three or four years not legal in most countries added another footy fan Love Is Love congratulations to both of the PO another but that's a nice photo the dog actually looks so happy as well Dan you said this is like literally globally vir it's gone like on lad Bible every one of those meme Pages ever it's got like 45 million views or something in in England alone what a legend sickens me AFL great slams Anthony elany over one act prime minister Anthony Alan has come under heavy fire for one AFL great oh can't wait to see this I great seriously the Aussies PM is a diard Hawthorne fan and was in attendance at the MCG as his Hawks as his Hawks continued their scintillating run by defeating the Western Bus elimination final but what unfolded next caught the eye of AFL great Nathan Brown and saw him delivering both barrels to the PM Nathan Brown of uh medoka Fame of course very big fan of that segment in a segment on the Sunday Footy Show Brown scolded the Prime Minister for being in the Hawks rooms and attempting to insert himself into the thick of the action for the good of his own image Tony Jones got the ball buddy Chompers got the ball rolling as he stated these people these are people that try to insert themselves into finals football when maybe they should be in their Lane that's when Brown takes over I feel like the Prime Minister was uh for the good of himself going into the Hawthorne rooms this sickens me says Brown Anthony albanesi he had to look at the poles and he thought Peter Dutton is closing is in the front there's a gap he feels like I need to look at a common man I'm going into the Au rooms give it up elbow no one's buy it couldn't agree anymore uh Nathan Brown FR buddy good hey that's it for the back jackpack page oh that was a [ __ ] that was a quick [ __ ] Exodus Brown like Brown uh no no there another Brown you see Brownie's over in um Greece did you see that photo on Instagram please get can someone get that up what he oh brownie what's happened Mitch Brown former West Coast Eagles player if you can find if you can Source this before the end of the show Jaden I'd be very surprised is that what you're looking for Mitch Brown former T man of in great apparently I just saw a I downloaded like after hold dearle last couple weeks ago y downloaded Instagram and I'm catching back up and do we need to share this public is this a good thing to be talking about I just think feel like you need to see it I just maybe not on air but yeah we are Live on YouTube right now Chris uh if there is if there is any more Super comments coming through I would like to know about it and Damon sorry um could we please I don't know I hate being the guy to ask you but could we can we make sure Chris has got another beer please because the man's thirsty I'm surprised do you need a bathroom break or no I'm actually holding it pretty well well done I thought you'd be pissing every 10 minutes after that inant with John wor for one time if didn't if people didn't know about that what is that this is the longest he ruin my blad yeah he what he ruined my bladder like flat out how by um going on a three hour rant when I was like 5 minutes early which was 10 minutes late to a meeting you know this I know but all right well so we're in a team meeting so we we we've lost by 100 points or whatever like we've won four games of the year so we're even worse than these guys W how many games they win five five games so we're worse than that unbelievable and um thank you mate appreciate that Jesus Christ has been parched I did see you waving your arms there for a little B I was I was like [ __ ] boys so have I genuinely no one haven't told you that story I mean you've you've told I know I know you told us on the Pod CU I've referred to having masto bladder because I'm the same I tiny bladder but I was just getting to recount it just in case there was some new listeners well if there's new lists so basically we've been thrashed by 100 points and and and wish I didn't yell and scream all the time not always but when when he did like he went pretty hard and Wisher was very much if you were you know you rocked up if it was 11:00 meeting you were there at 10:55 right so I've come out of gym late it's my first or second year too I've just been arrested it's awesome and um well I'm not arrested I got you got to speak any and uh so anyway 5 minutes early but you know 10 minutes late and I've sat next to the assistant coach I'm in the front front row like right where the coach's L turn thing to Su right next to Su I was like Su mate um he's like wishes just started his rant and I'm like five or 10 minutes he was like mate I was late Dron I can go for a piece and he goes I wouldn't [ __ ] go anywhere if I was you I said all right and um I didn't and he went on R for a good hour and a half and you would have thought like I I've gone through all of these emotions like I like angry I'm scared like I was I was violently um sweating like violently so maybe I like put some of it out but my the pain that was going on down here and then to the point where when it finished I thought oh I'm just going to like I'm either going to weigh here in my seat or the second these things I'm going to run I've I've I've lasted till the end of his rant and I've tried to run I couldn't run like I I literally could barely walk because I was in so much pain and then I stood over the toilet for like a minute longer because I'd been holding for so long my body had like left itself was gone your body had left your [ __ ] your bladder had left your body it was the toughest thing that I've ever done in my life it would be like one of those posts at Ben Brown CED where you got masto's like normal face and stuff and then his bladder is sitting above him like like RP bladder um hey master I got a couple more things to go can you just remind me to tell a story about hippie Club it just reminded me Jack inan related I we'll tell that at the end so uh in mailbag you send it we read it um can we get a little sting on that you send it we read it it all right this is from Wilmer fingo uh good day Lads just wondering if the Eagles would look at trying to pick up a guy from another club that's had recent success and is a strong figure kind of like when Brisbane hired Luke Hodge for a year or so for his leadership and culture I feel like at the moment none of the leadership really has that uh what it takes mentality or at least the ones have forgotten what that means I'm also just a punter that doesn't have a clue very aroused regards Wilmer well the last time West Coast did it they won a flag Sam Mitchell yes true Sam Mitchell came to the club for leadership and culture and then they put him as a coach and then he coaches to a Premiership so they should so answer that's all that's all I have to say to that 2017 Sam Mitchell played and we told him to his face he was a useless player by that stage he was slow old but he was smart oh Jes make connection with bloody players then he would a coach and en coach that Midfield to a flag correct Chris yes correct can you give me some s Mitchell love can you give you know how much I've already he's the biggest Genius of all time yeah correct and we're not surprised what they're doing in hor no God no well a little bit a little bit because like yeah a little bit surprised a little bit surprised like he's done he's done it too quickly but that's how good the cun is though oh he say apologize listeners no I don't apologize YouTube I don't really apologize at all but um he he very clever and he he just brought some stuff that West Coast very like we're West Coast we're we're amazing we're the best and you know what in a lot of ways they are yes but to have another Legend that's won four Flags himself to come over and then teach you some [ __ ] from outside of that how good we are yes Game Changer and that's the only reason one of the only reasons want the flag now before you go got to give some love to a super comment here on YouTube super comment Shady Acres has come in with a 20 bucker is this Blake acers it could be Blake Acres their season just finished I wouldn't be surprised if they just got it on there Carlton Mad Monday probably probably it says great to see you on the Pod again M uh should come in more often just want to give a big up to Dan sky and Hammer for giving me my dose of footy talk week to week as I now resided in the USA up the bloody coasters oh we love that give a bit of a round of applause for bloody Dusty akes know what was his name Shady Shady very close tell you what Blake's got over there very quickly to the United States yeah bloody shout out big a now um I'll reward you with this Dusty Acres got a quite humorous story don't think it's going to be that funny to tell but it's still a funny thing that happened I remember significantly masto and given we're both retired now given it's all said and done I feel like it's a good time to talk about it because I don't think we've ever said it publicly and the amount of talking I do on podcast I'll be very surprised it hasn't come out of my mouth before but I'm pretty sure it hasn't so Jack ginan at the pub on a Thursday night before a Friday game I definitely remember being at hippie Club on a Tuesday night dominating the sausage Sizzle out the back $2 sausages get yourself a whiskey and Coke sausage Sizzle on a Tuesday night midseason guaranteed happened false true thoughts I think it probably happened more than once but we didn't we don't talk about that sort of [ __ ] though because it was it was rare yeah could only yeah it's okay three or four times a year I think we're getting towards masto speaking liit at the moment no well I just don't remember it like that I just remember um you know really trying our asses off as well that's a good point but [ __ ] do we not do all everything you needed to do tick all your boxes correct yeah correct so if you wanted to have a sausage Shel at the back of hippie Club at midnight Tuesday well maybe like you having a sausage sizel what are you going to wash it down with correct Still Water correct They don't serve that at the hippie bar they're trying to get off that [ __ ] no and we did a lots of traveling together but we always made sure we did our bloody program we used to stay near Athletics tracks it's the worst time worst and best time of my life i' go to America and have the biggest bloody crack of all time but like every morning at 6:00 a.m. Monday Wednesday Monday Wednesday Friday we'd be at a [ __ ] Athletics track like oh man have you told him about um David Barton Jim can you say it in a way that doesn't offend anybody Google David Barton Jim because we we've we we were staying in Midtown in New York and um we are training our asses off at this stage we really were because it was Sim's first year who's just got the sack we're on the plane to New York and Sim's I know s bu's got the sack that's right so we're like no we we're really having to crack this off we're going to do it properly yeah they impress we did we both had beards and we had to sh them off and we're like we go you know where are we staying like oh theor well David B they've got DJs like all the time like [ __ ] yeah must be amaz H probably that's probably where the story ends I'll keep telling it cuz and you can just come over the top and tell me walk in um is this guy uh just is it real it's real his David but I don't know if his body's real um wouldn't surprise me if it is we walk in receptionist there pretty attractive girls very excited to see us and and I'm talking you know usually good looking girls think M on I like yeah but like they're like boys like are you from Australia this is amazing it's incredible welcome to the gym like Welcome to our community how can we sign you up we love you we were sold yeah we AB getting a bit touchy feely with us I was like okay right um all happening here going to the gym we're doing our bench press and and a bit of um you know single arm rose that sort of stuff the chin up bar was where we sort of started like noticing like a lot of the girls walking around like girls in gyms sometimes you know wear um you know workout wear whatever yep active these these girls were wearing like even more than that it was sort of like it was we were sort of like oh [ __ ] like I don't know if we can actually look here like it was a fair bit going on anyway we persisted with our workouts and we thought right we'll go downstairs downstairs there's a DJ playing and there's like lights going flat out DJ like bit of stroke little bit of smoke it was sort of it was like a nightclub but but for the gym it like is this in the morning yeah this is probably 11:00 in the morning no about 1 1 p.m. that sort of areas anyway we had to do some chinups and we're doing a bit of a um we're doing uh lat pull Downs into chinups and we're going back forward back forward back forward and anyway getting towards the back end of our set and like um we're spotting each other like pushing each other up so you're like oh shaking like can I get to the next rep anyway my last rep I sort of like pulling pulling pulling master was on the lap pull down and hadn't come over to push me up but I sort of get sort of bumped like I'm trying to do a chin up and I'm like like halfway out I'm G to get bumped off to the sun I'm like [ __ ] mate like what the [ __ ] like think Master like push me out don't [ __ ] push me and I'm like P I'm like I didn't not notice then bang like pushed into again and I'm like now almost falling off the chin up bar jump down and as I turn around it's that much focus on the bar I turn around I'm like what the [ __ ] are you doing it's not masto it's two blocks and they were going at it and I'm talking I'm I'm talking having a really good time kissing caring on you know and hey bloody [ __ ] do what you need to do we kept coming back every [ __ ] we were locked into this anyway after a bit more research it's the best gym in New York City but it is the like I don't know how else to say like it is it is the prominant like gay gym in it's the most iconic gay icon of New York City basically that's what it was anyway after that first experience we went back there every day it was the best [ __ ] gym to work out at it was so much fun it was [ __ ] incredible and everyone looked like that and we looked like that as well well we didn't really but like in our minds we did a it was funny good I think I got that story out without offending anybody we had a great time we were Bud there we we almost signed up as like season members like I'm still paying the membership I still see 50 us go out of my town every week crazy hey very good um boys time flies when you're having fun yeah great we're buddy buddy at the end of the show mate budy at the end of the show did you have fun yeah I'm going to come back all the time you very much welcome there's a week coming up in I think two or three that hammer is Here solo and I think you're it's just you and Hammer one one week I think October that's actually happened where loost invite yeah great yeah great have we spoken to him about it yeah I think so we're speaking to you now great it's a Friday 4th of October or something ladies and gentlemen um have we got a are we doing a little guest little preview or we not doing a guest preview oh no but we got MIT McGavin coming up make sure you're listening to the podcast on Wednesday Mitch mcgaven yeah Wednesday brother of Jeremy just knocked out of finals unfortunately but it's a bloody good episode and that will be coming up on the show big thanks to our sponsor freem manal about him though who Caron why just a lot of freyo why just like should be good just not good enough you know paywise tab touch Shel breu Co whipper snappa whiskey ID athletic mum digital westm plumbing and Camera electronic thank you thank you Chris bloody Mast for joining us on the bloody show thanks really good shelter um make sure you get your jack Buckley tickets mast confirmed entrant JB let's go you've got to wear a tux by the way absolutely and and it's op shop tux oh op shop yeah like you need to carry on a bit or you don't even have to op shop it just pull something out of your everything that I'm wearing right now is from the opop be F uh go get your tickets thanks for listening