Rhonda Shear Social Hour

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draws you guys to to the fight um well for me me personally I used to B as a kid for a few years but I to me it's you know we live in such a corporate kind of technical world and it's kind of like one of the last activities or experiences left where two men or two women can get together and you can't hide behind anything you're as strong as your strengths are and you're as weak as your weaknesses are CU I'm very pure about it now you you didn't hurt yourself when you were boxing you didn't break nose or do anything like that I've got my nose broke yeah once but it's very sexy yes I do it is see women like I think women like that they expect to see a little pain but not a lot of pain oh yeah yeah I know it hurts I remember I got mine fixed in the ring cuz it happened my trainer was able to put it back so what are you working on now so that the British public will just love you and watch you and adore you as we do well I I recently finished the film based on a character called Michael Collins who was one of the finding father of the Irish Republic was directed by Neil Jordan Stars Alan Rickman a Quinn Steven Ray Julia Roberts myself so when can we look for that September to October it's coming out well I'll come find you and I won't ask you anything about boxing and are you going to gamble later no I'm not a gambler but I enjoy watching it do you know that you're a sex symbol a lot of women are very jealous that I'm here nice meeting you have a good time thank you stuck at home and you don't know what to do hold on baby r she's got you grab your computer log on baby you got the P it's the she social it's [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] W hi everybody and welcome to USA up all night with me I don't want to brag but I think we've got a show for you tonight that's got a lot of get up and move actually it's got a lot of gy up and go I'm pretty sure we'll be able to lesso your attention and I won't steer you wrong and if you can't figure out where we're going for my stupid references then let Rhonda make it clear yahooo Cowboys Rhonda is taking you to the Flying you Championship Rodeo I promise you this Rodeo is the best of the bunch and speaking of the best of the bunch we've got two terrific films for you tonight pickup summer and babes a Hoy I think you can figure out from those title that the plots of these movies have some important ingredients to make it on Rhonda's USA up all night that's right there's a woman in a skimpy outfit or bikini in almost every scene Rhonda always takes care of her viewers needs well you guys should go on to our first film pickup summer and while you're gone I'll be changing into something a little bit more are practical now where the heck are my spurs see you later Partners hi gang welcome back to USA up all night with me Rhonda hey how about that Greg and Steve driving all over the place in their van thinking they can just pick up any old girl they want and imagine Susie and Donna falling for them how obvious can you get don't they know that a girl should play hard to get which reminds me just in case I can't catch a cowboy with the outfit I'll be wearing I want to be prepared to catch him another way subtle right you guys go to Commercial and when we return we'll be at the Flying you Championship Rodeo for more of USA up all night yep yep yep y [Applause] and as we have our queen that is from the USA Network she has that to show up all night so we're glad to have here from the USA Network it's R here in USA up all night and boy oh boy how about that car wash scene I think we know what the producer had in mind when he put that one in the movie and the meantime Ron is talking to some of her little cat friends I understand why they don't want to be roped up by those big bad Cowboys look at the earrings they have on numbers is that any way to treat a lady no absolutely not come here girls they have they don't get flowers they don't get any diamond pendants if you're going to rope a lady hey at least do something for our card guys you what do you feel about ve scalloping I don't think any of us should ever eat ve again [Music] coming [Music] up it's one US say up all night let interviewing some of my pals here that I met at the rodeo hey guys what's it like when these Cowboys come up to can only have one thing on their minds and what is it like to only have a diet of just grass knows exactly how you feel now how do you feel about Wilson House of leather and suede hey right now we're going back to our film in the meantime can you guys say USA up all night hi Cowboys and cowg girls it's Ronda Rhonda at the Great Western Forum for the flying youth Championship Rodeo Ronda brings you the best of everything in LA and well Rhonda just loves the smell of a rodeo anyway we're in the middle right now of pickup summer and I sort of know what wimpy feels like I've been watching all these Rodeo activities and I'm feeling just a little left out I wish I could do some of the events hey Ronda are you interested in doing a little bear back riding no thanks I'll just keep my top on if you don't mind boy some of these guys will try anything Cowboys we'll be back right after this commercial I'll take care of [Music] hi Partners it's Ronda here in USA up all night know it seems like everywhere Rhonda turns she sees someone competing for something and our movie pick up Summer the kids are competing for the pinball trophy H I think Ronda might be someone else's priz you go back to the film and see what happens next to Pete and the trophy um would you rather have a nice silver cup no no it's fun to hear on you I say up all night and when they asked me to participate in the Team Roping event I didn't know it was going to turn out this way okay okay okay you guys go to commercial um are you sure the suits at USA Network didn't put you up to this your name's Jean right that's right sure it isn't it isn't Steve it's Jean all the way okay can you say you say up the whole night Jean will you undo [Music] me now I'm going to do something that some of my viewers would love Ronda to do are you ready what hi again I'm here at the Great Western for for rode night and it's one big party here and biging of Pary Don and Susie better be careful with their party because they get get them in trouble with their parents and Rhonda is watching Team Roping that's like a little kinky Team Roping isn't it go to commercial we'll be right back on USA up all [Music] night hi Partners you know there's so many activities I don't know which one to try next WoW we have girls WR C here you don't want to mess with these babes guys you guys go back to our film pickup summer and see what happens next to Donna and Susie maybe they'll try some Bron [Music] riding hi everyone you know there's one event in a rodeo that's rather dangerous and it's bull riding takes a lot of control to stay on top of a bull oh that reminds me be sure and watch Gilbert godfried at the same time for USA up all night on Saturday nights you guys go to commercial we'll be back for more USA up all night and some more [Music] full okay here has AA info for you I finally found out why those Bulls fuck like that what they do is they tie a belt around their waist and up their backside in other words they tie their fuy all the way up to their waist and it hurts and they don't like it so they Buck really hard you guys go to commercial Ronda will think about this Rhonda would never do that to a [Music] guy hey everybody it's your little r cowgirl Rond USA up all night it's time for the Miller Genuine Draft movie moment getting hot in here you boys want to go for a ride oh well maybe not take it from me Suzie if you want to meet some real men come to a rodeo for some real action now let's go back to our film for more pickup summer on USA up all night and Rhonda does mean up all night it's great to be in shape from your ankles to your calves knees thighs hips tummy arms shoulders from the tip of your toes to the top of your head shape Spa has the proper equipment and program to help you become a healthier happier more beautiful youth we'll help slim you into that swimsuit or dress you've been wanting to wear let us prove it come see us you'll learn it's really great to be in shape [Music] [Applause] [Music] Snapple made some the best stuff on Earth just like R [Music] Ronda soft and juicy with flavor that last flavor your sa through the very laste [Music] ultimate the ultimate flors you [Music] away it's fun it's friendly it's naturally pure red white and Rosé all you need are glasses ice and chobi and you will make friends very [Music] happy boy R is really getting a KN to this cowboy thing [Music] watch yeah Rhonda just roped herself a cowboy oh um come here big boy I think I need a little bit more practice oh you guys go to commercial we'll be right back GE you didn't fight very hard I don't want [Laughter] [Music] to it's CG Ronda here on USA up all night I'm having so much fun here at the Flying you Championship rodeo and I haven't even gotten on orsey yet anyway I do did find a real life cowgir Lisa how you doing wonderful how long have you been a cowgirl about 3 weeks now that's amazing where are you from from Long Beach California a cowgirl from Long Beach California you're supposed to be riding waves babe well the beach got a little tough so we switched to Bron you found found a horse I found a horse down by the beach and I rode him down here and then they opened the gate and I don't know what happened after that woman went wild we love now you do you treat your man the same way you treat the horses no I only ride him 8 seconds I love this woman right now we're going to head right back to our film and we'll be back with more fun and Rodeo on USA up all night can you say up all night up all night I do [Music] it hi Partners now I was really glad to see Greg win the pinball trophy after all he seemed to be a master at pinball and speaking of Mastery something Ronda finally found a horse in this Rodeo that she can handle bonco well all right just calm down look he's got naturally beautiful hair just like wonda anyway I wonder if they would let me take him home yeah there's some dogs in my neighborhood that I would love to scare with this thing well anyway it's time for us now to begin our next film babes aoy and I think you won't want to miss all the beauty contestants in their bathing suits I swear some of their suits were nothing but string and glue never mention glue around a horse they get very nervous about that you guys start the film while I make up to my little friend don't you worry Rhonda only uses paste and Staples never glue okay ready [Music] boy boy oh boy that your was a lot of fun at the Flying you Rodeo but now I'm enjoying the high seas with our current film babes aoy and if you ask me a lot of Dicky d jokes are about a high se you guys go to Commercial and we'll see if shaky can score higher than Dicky comedy scoring that is not uh well you know we'll go just go to [Music] [Applause] [Music] commercial hi everyone and welcome back to USA up all night this film babes aoy is sure bringing up a lot of memories for Ronda there are beauty contestants Ley performers and fist fights all over the place if there was just a little more music it would be like the evening I spent at Sinatra's house well you go to commercial mates and we'll be back for more of babes aoy [Music] hi everybody we're back from more of USA up all night with me Rhonda your bedtime buddy now in a next segment of our film you're going to see something that's always fun for producers to try it's called how can we take our weak plot and make it topical I know let's insert a real political figure who's causing problems ladies and gentlemen I give you General Nora in his finest performance ever now pay ATT attention because this is where you can write Rhonda Four 3 2 one kiss oh Ronda likes getting your letters and if any of you want to include pictures for Rhonda's Hall of Fame remember to include them too now here's a letter from Lance triggers of Tallahassee and he gives his top reasons for liking Rhonda her kisses have been known to cause coronaries why else would I sit through hot summer in Beford County two seeing her in a bikini is the only reason on Earth I would miss the Super Bowl wow and the number one reason I like Rhonda on a recent tour of the local video store I found right next to Pretty Woman a movie starring Rhonda Shear titled prettier woman knock them dad Ronda you're the best wow that's really sweet Lance you write and I'll read some of your letters right here on USA up all night oh hi everybody and we're in the middle of our film babes aoy now let's take a second to discuss Neptune king of the sea did he look familiar to you well his name is Billy Zayn and if he look familiar to you it's because he played the villain in dead con which was another film that takes place on a boat I wonder if Billy can ever work on land you guys go to Commercial and we'll be back for more of USA up all night and babes a [Music] wh oh Mr stamman I'll host any show from my bedroom that I want to oh I'm sorry that cranky Mr staman was complaining because I was too loud again I told him if he took the glass away from the wall he might sleep better now you go back to our film babes aoy and see what kind of luck Shey has to deal with I'll keep dealing with mine Mr stamman I'm begging you get a life or a wife or something oh hi at your bed time buddy on USA up all night hey did you ever have the feeling that you're caught in a nightmare and you just can't get out out well I'm sure that's what Bert young is thinking playing Nora geez he has to play opposites Stone in all those Rocky films and now this poor guy you guys go to a commercial and we'll be back for more of babes Hoy and if ber is watching I'm hoping Stallone loses your number you need a lucky break [Applause] hi everybody and welcome back to USA up all night oo that's the sound of the Miller Genuine Draft movie moment but don't women look funny when they run in heels and that basically sums up the difference between men and women you guys always laugh when women run and heels so why don't you go back to our film and have your little laugh oh everybody welcome back to you say up all night I'm sorry to be so emotional but this is a special moment for Rhonda it's not every night that Rhonda gets to host a film which has lame jokes girls and bikinis and and Milton Burl it feels like TV in the 50s actually it's just like a Bob Hope special now move over Bobby it's time for Ronda on the road for Texico Shear to take over hey that middle name thing is kind of [Music] fun oh hi and we're back for more of USA up all night now in this next segment of our film babes aoy I think you're going to really enjoy what our beauty contestants have to say about heaven take it from Ronda ex beauty queen all these gals are lying heaven to them doesn't have clouds or angels heaven is a long aisle with photographers shooting them and some tired old Queen placing a goldplated crown on their head hey I can't help it I've been with these G Truth Hurts does hi it's your late night lamptop and I think it's time for a Ronda tip if you find yourself on a ship full of beauty contestants and you want to impress them casually mention that you don't have time to date because you're too busy studying for the bar to be a star search judge believe me you'll have so many women around that Ed McMahon will be jealous you go to Commercial and we'll be back for more of USA up all night hi and we're back with more USA up all night we're in the middle of babes aoy and Miss Australia's in big trouble with those Hitmen now all of the time that I was in a beauty contestant it never occurred to me that I would be in trouble with Hitman sure some of the contestants mothers used to try to knock me off but that was something we all got used to now I do remember Mis Congeniality mother used to carry around a cult 45 no wonder we all voted her the nicest with a mom like that you would too get me out of here now hi and welcome back to USA up all night you know Ronda never usually feels this way but I think it's time for a Ronda disclaimer no matter how mad you get please avoid doing what Nora just did in our film there is no reason to shoot the TV after all that sort of thing could hurt the ratings and I also don't think there's a warranty that covers gun wounds to a [Applause] [Music] TV hi and welcome back to USA up on night we're near the end of our film babes aoy and the more I watch Shey sort of lame stand up the more I keep thinking I'm forgetting something oh I know be sure and watch Gilbert godfried on Saturday nights at the same time for his show you certainly won't want to miss Gilbert's performance hi well everything's in ship shape with everyone on babes aoy Shey got to perform got the girl and might get to perform on the girl but that of course would be another kind of film Rhonda had a great time at the rodeo and enjoyed showing you her two films and for those of you who might be hungry we have another film eat and run believe me you'll think twice before you order out Italian next week Ronda will be taking you someplace fun and we'll have three more films for you swim team strangest dreams invasion of the space preachers and pom pom girls until then I hope this show biz tradition will keep you [Music] warm good night [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] hi it's Ronda shear and some of you may remember me from USA all night and some of you may be watching me on HSN where I S my own line of Ronda sheir Intimate Apparel well whatever I would love to send messages to your family to your friends just anything that you're excited about I'm happy to send that message to you so remember love and Sizzle kisses from Rhonda I'm ready to be booked hi it's Rhonda and tonight it's just me and my favorite Snapple drink kiwi strawberry cocktail a unique and wonderful taste sensation all natural no preservatives no artificial flavors and you know you can expect an allnatural unique and wonderful taste Sensation from all the Snapple teas fruit juices fruit drinks sodas and sports drinks so give yourself a treat and hang out with a Snapple Snapple made from the best stuff on Earth just like Rhonda today a young actress will get nowhere if she just sits around and waits to be discovered stardom requires hustle and hard work and hustle and hard work and more Hustle wanted to sh I've been trying to set up an appointment with you for some time I have to run if you can just leave it off at the front desk and give a call try to set up I really would love to see you thanks the young lady doing all the hustling and hard work here is Ronda Shear who left The Familiar surroundings of family friends and Hometown and traveled 2,000 miles to take her shot at making it in Hollywood I'll see if he's in who's calling please oh Mr Burton of Bradshaw BR Bradford Brady and Brent okay I'm really really sorry honest thank you very much for coming in I really appreciate it well um couldn't I just talk to you I it's really important that I would have this film on myself this kind of film but um could I just try one more time sorry when I first came out here a year and a half ago from New Orleans I I felt like an outsider looking in because a city can really do that to you it's it is cold and if you don't have that many friends here can swallow you up so I realized the first thing that you have to do is get an agent beautiful it's a whole business of pictures resumés having print work done you have to think of yourself as a product um and promote yourself as as a business great beautiful excuse me I really hate to interrupt this antonion spectacle here but um anytime I've been noticing you kind of flaunt your uh sexuality a little bit in apprach to Hollywood do I no well you know when the pictures in the composite the photo sessions and so is that something um that's really necessary to uh make it in Hollywood these days well you have to catch their attention and then once you have them looking it's up to you to prove that you're talented so that's the first thing catch their attention catch their attention have a nice day this is KMBC Los Angeles first thing in the morning coffee first thing coffee second thing calling myel you think that I may get a reading this afternoon okay um you don't have any idea what time okay thanks David I'm really excited one you get there the first thing that happens is the casting director or his secretary will give you a script wish me they'll give you a few minutes to uh to go out privately and read over your lines and in that time you try to capture as much as you can from you know from what you're reading for you really can't you really can't get a whole idea of a character from a few pages that they give you but you do the best you can I don't I was coming off a bad marriage I was vulnerable horrible I needed somebody I I reached out and I just sort of picked David or he picked me I didn't get the part but they really lied to me they had me back in twice to read and and before I left everyone said how well I did so what did I do I did the first thing that that would come easy I audition for The Gong Show and the dollar N Beauty show because that seems like the most logical way to get yourself right in front of the camera and also into the studios and you always think to yourself well you never know who who will see those uh video tapes in the long run the winner is Ronda Shear it was good because again I I showcased my talent but then at the same time I was shown in a light that I'm not so sure I would want every casting director in Hollywood to see me as but again you have to be strong you have to be optimistic and you really need stamina because you have to push at it every single day I must have knocked on at least 100 Doors before I got the chance to appear in two episodes of Happy Days the parts were small but at least it was a start hi it's Ronda shear and you may remember me from USA up all night did I get you through puberty when you were a mere teenager were you sneaking down the stairs and putting the TV on at 10 p.m. or later and watching those sexy films I bet that was me and you were doing that anyway you can book me at cameo.com rasher and I will have a private message for you anyway put me on cameo.com the hardest part isn't the exercise it's just getting started so come on no more excuses stop by now for a free guest tour shapes Spa's trained technicians will show you how to use the finest controlled movement exercise equipment members can swim take Jazz exercise classes or relax in a soothing Whirlpool sauna or steam room there's no better time than now to join shapes Spa come on no more excuses Friday the space shuttle is sabotaged can Matthew star save it from a crash landing then on Night Rider it's Granny behind the wheel once she discovers those turbo boosters will kit ever see Michael again and Remington fights off poter guys who invited a college dorm can he survive their Gish G Friday now probably everyone has seen the movie Gone With the Wind as one of the highest grossing box office hits of all time the most well-known moment in the picture is the final scene between Clark Gable as Rett Butler and Vivian Lee is scar roaro now that Ting was controversial at the time but they also shot another version was even more controversial [Music] watch why do declares Captain Rett Butler oh red when I knew tonight when I knew I loved you I ran home to tell you oh I do love you Rett Butler well tell me scarlet what about Ashley wils oh I never really loved Ashley you know Scarlet our love was doomed from the St I don't think there is any way it could have worked out I think you're lying Captain Butler I do believe you're here to sweep me up those stairs and have your way with me well frankly my dear I'm gay [Applause] [Applause] hi there it's Rhonda she with a little Passion Play called Jurassic Snapple I'm brontosaurus Snapple and I'm all natural I'm snappas saurus Snapple and I have no preservative no one can copy my distinctive flavor no one can copy my taste sensation I'm refreshing wonda loves me take that take that you lose napple made from the best stuff on Earth no matter what millennium [Music] [Music] I [Music] hi this is Ronda with USA up all night yes Rhonda and the rudas I'm Al Ruda I'm Tony Ruda and tonight our first movie is dangerous curse and our second movie is fast food and with stars Leslie neelson Robert Stack Jim Barney and Tracy Lords dangerous curves is all about a missing red Porsche they'll never find it it's in my [Music] garage now here's dangerous Cur [Music] you're listening to radio station Ka Kaa Kaka radio now live from the F picata room of the hotel aboid it's the song stylings of Ronda and the rudas skle skley [Applause] andas stule patch and squirrel trampolines and PS out [Applause] [Music] there was nothing more glamorous than old Hollywood Gloria Swanson Joan Crawford Errol Flynn Clark Gable so from time to time I like to bring out some of the things that happened in old Hollywood Betty Davis was famous for her crying no one could cry more convincingly than Betty how did she do it before a big crying scene Betty would sneak into her dressing room and pluck a hair out of her nose or if you prefer nostril for 5 years in 35 films Betty Davis was the queen of crying then his fate would have it or if you prefer fate intervene Betty Davis couldn't cry anymore her director asked her why can't you cry like you used to and Betty had to tell why why because my nose is bald next time you view a Betty Davis film try to appreciate what her nose was going through from the corner of walk and don't walk it's time again for the vocal vanities of Ronda and the rutabagas CH Davis M Wilson m chil m chil ch ch ch ch [Music] skin ladies and gentlemen upall night presents Ronda and the [Music] rudas Tonto Toronto tono Tanto sugar SA or s me [Music] Santa I'm a toy [Music] boy H let's see here Wrangler Bob wants to buy a gas station now he already owns a lot of burger joints he should put up a sign eat here and get gas hi this is Ronda on USA up all night now I want to make sure that you tune in every Saturday night also to watch USA up all night same time same place ladies and gentlemen up B night presents Ronda and the [Music] rudas 10 how's your newly from the upall night make believe bedroom and Ballroom it's the makes you want to kiss your cousin sounds of Ronda and the rud ofas what's the beautiful main doing shining down on [Music] [Music] Old now the big question is will pops Burger Station survive now let's remember pops isn't real bright he always seems to miss it like once he invented a softw called six down then once he he opened up a a convenience store called Circle J then one time he tried a chain of motels called Motel five missed it by one again oh well welcome to USA up all night with Rhonda you know I love the mail I really do I really do I read each and every letter keeps sending it to this [Music] address imagine eating a hamburger then getting horny the way my life is going lately I get horny then eat a hamburger then I smoke the bun afterwards hi it's Rhonda Shear and you may remember me from USA up all night did I get you through puberty when you were a mere teenager were you sneaking down the stairs and putting the TV on at 10 p.m. or later and watching those sexy films I bet that was me and you were doing that anyway you can book me at cameo.com rasher and I will have a private message for you anyway put me on cameo.com the hardest part isn't the exercise it's just getting started so come on no more excuses stop by now for a free guest tour shapes Spa's trained technicians will show you how to use the finest controlled movement exercise equipment members can swim take Jazz exercise classes or relax in a soothing Whirlpool sauna or steam room there's no better time than now to join shapes spot come on no more excuses Friday the space shuttle is sabotaged can Matthew star save it from a crash landing then on Night Rider it's Granny behind the wheel once she discovers those turbo boosters will kit ever see Michael again and Remington fights off Poltergeist to invade it a college dorm can he survive their Gish games Friday once again the snoped song Stylin of Ronda and the rudas [Music] vot [Music] vot vot [Music] vot Tutti buckle my glasses my my pajamas of my [Music] figh drip drip there's many hanging from your upper lip use [Applause] [Music] your this is Wanda on USA up all night we'll be back right after this [Music] coming up next Tracy Lords is going to taste the secret sauce what will it do will it make her horny will it turn Tracy Lords into Jack Lord will it make her want to call her agent and get off this picture what will it do I know it will turn her into a magician that's right a magician she'll drink the secret sauce and she'll turn into a [Music] motel just ahead great courtroom drama someone's about ready to Spill the secret horny sauce and the entire courtroom eats it oh except for Raymond Burr who eats the entire [Music] courtroom hi this is Rondon USA up all night that was fast food what a happy ending I'm so happy it's over our next film is a steamy Thriller titled dangerous curves with such stars as lesie neelson playing a manic Father Robert Stack is a crazy corporate attorney and Robert Klein who by the looks of it doesn't want his agent to know he's working on union now sit back and let's roll film here's dangerous curve excuse me George but I thought we were going to do this thing in black and white oh sorry okay [Music] ready yeah that's much better USA up all night we'll be back right after this this is Ronda and the Ruda Beggars on USA up all night Maharaja Flim Flam do the going to D the do D the Duke do the [Music] hi this is Ronda with USA up all night would you think two guys with a college degree could be so stupid look at this scene they're looking for the ski lifs at the beach go back to school [Music] stay with us for more of USA all night Robert Klein is about ready to help our heroes find their Porsche will he a steal it back for them B will he order his German mechanic autov carburetor to build them a new one RC will he just put Porsche hub caps on an old Cadillac and sell it back to them as a stretch sports car I can't wait to find out roll film ladies and gentlemen up ball night presents Ronda and the rudas [Music] [Music] belly the old Matador move always works but then remember security guards are not the brightest people in Christendom I used to date a security guard not too bright but he was sarthy he was a night Watchman in a day camp [Music] this is Ronda on USA up all night we'll be back right after [Music] this ch ch I'd like to read a letter sent to me from lesie neelson forget about [Music] it this is Ronda and the rud of Beggars on USA up all night [Music] hi this is Rhonda and the rud of Beggars with USA up all night Whoever thought a Porsche could cause two college boys so much fun join us next week same place same time and stay tuned for Bert Reynolds in Hooper [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh la [Music] if you thought G&R was loud wait till you see the other G&R Gilbert and Ronda you expecting slice maybe musically they're way off but movies we know and movies will show oh night B Ronda on Friday 11 10 Central Gilbert's on Saturday the same time GNR they're great Movie hosts but don't let them sing weekend on USA up all [Applause] night it gives me a great pleasure tonight to say will you get a load of this next performer that's right now if I was Frank Goron and I am you may have seen this death performer this performer is very diverse that's a strange name oh she she's diverse you may have seen her swinging on a on a rope on circus of the Stars a guest starring on Married with Children you may have seen her as the up all night girl here she is the the very sleepy Rhonda Shear [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] God you all are hot and I'm glad now I know you're looking at me and you're thinking that with this natural look that I did not go to college but I did I went to a special school for people with big hair um and I took some of those Great Courses like Lincoln the man and the car um but I graduated and before moving to LA to seek Fame and Fortune this is true I was a former Miss [Applause] Louisiana I went to the Miss America Pageant but you know what they do before you get there they send you a manual on how to win I got written instructions on how to wave properly elbow elbow wrist wrist elbow elbow wrist wrist my little brother found the instructions and almost went blind and then he won the pageant we used to fight over toys growing up but my favorite was Barb Barbie but I realized Barbie's not such a sweet girl think about it the woman got a Dreamhouse and a carvette just to keep Ken secret that he was neutered what's the first thing we did ladies when we got a brand new kand doall we checked we pull that little zipper down to see if he was anatomically correct and then when we found out he wasn't we pop off his head and put it on the end of a pencil now I know Frank didn't talk about this but recently I was part of a pictorial for Playboy called women of comedy thank you very much now when you pose for Playboy it's a lot different than you think it's physically demanding and I would like would you all like to see how it was done when I posed for Playboy yeah right come on up come on up put your jacket down hurry up get that one up here what's your name dale dale sit down sit down and face the audience very nice Dale okay Dale you are now a Playboy model look out there okay all right first of all get your hands out of your lap you can do that later all right now look out there put this hand and cross this leg over here first like a girl like a girl really really squeeze go for it really go Point your toe Point your toe toe to down very nice now put this hand here put this hand here I know it's real comfortable I want you to appreciate I want you to appreciate those women in Playboy now look straight out there look straight out there think dumb okay now put your hand back okay now Dale now the next thing is you know how you name that part of your body like Guido and things like that well I've called mine the girls so to make them look bigger Playboy has little tricks like thrusting them forward so really go for it thrust thrust go for the big thrust look thrust suck this in you've thrusted before haven't you Dale Dale go for it okay it's really uncomfortable isn't it good if you want to get up this stage you will listen to everything I say okay Dale you only have two things to think sexy with now in this excruciating position your mouth and your eyes do something sexy with your mouth thrust no this isn't for Field and Stream okay Dale look out there you're not a dead fish something really sexy go for it really go for it very all right tell like you're sucking on a lemon just keep sucking suck suck very very good suck suck suck now I want you to look out the audience and woo all those women give them better M woo woo woo go on W all right now I'm going to take a picture of you you all to help me out all right you all have to help me out with this thrust suck and woo keep going thrust stuck and thuck and come on D thuck and [Applause] [Applause] who it's been said that you can't be goodlook and funny at the same time well she just disapproved that she terrific you you did you did a good th sucking W anyway we got a lot more com comedy coming your way so don't go [Applause] away hi fans it's Ronda here on tast naap radio what's your question hey Londa I'm thirsty for a unique and 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