Kamala Harris & Dana Bash CNN Interview (PARODY)

good evening Madame vice president it's wonderful to have you with us tonight so let's get right to it the American voters are eager to get to know you better and to find out what to expect from you if you are elected president of the United States starting with the first question that everybody wants to know what is your favorite season thank you Dana it's always a pleasure well Dana I'd have to say fall you know the leaves change colors the air is crisp and it's a reminder that we're all in this together transitioning into something new oh what a wonderful choice now this one's a bit more challenging what's your favorite ice cream flavor oh Dana you really don't hold back do you I'm going to go with chocolate chip cookie dough because it's the perfect blend of surprises and sweetness much like the work we do every day in Washington that's a strong answer Madam vice president next up how do you feel about rainbows rainbows are beautiful Dana they remind us that even after the storm there's always hope plus who doesn't love all those colors coming together in Harmon it's almost like a metaphor for you know everything I believe in I fully support minors receiving sex changes and love being love including siblings marrying each other like my good friend ilhan Omar so true okay brace yourself for this one coffee or tea oh Dana you're really testing me here but I have to go with coffee it's energizing bold and it gets things done just like me in a matter of 4 years I have completely destroyed this country from the inside out and am eager to be given another four years years so I can mess things up even more that's what we thought now this is a big one when it comes to toast do you prefer it slightly golden or more on the crispy side slightly golden Dana it's that perfect balance between soft and crunchy just like how we balance policy with compassion for example I compassionately had employees fired across the USA when they refused to get the vaccine that's profound truly all right this is the question America needs answered cats or dogs Dana that's like asking me to choose between two wonderful friends but if I have to pick it would be dogs because they're loyal hardworking and always ready to step up just like the all the dead American people that somehow voted for Joe and I during the 2020 election we need to bring back voting rights especially for dead people recently you've been talking about bringing jobs back to America and you've even used the phrase make America great again can you elaborate on that absolutely Dana you know I've always said we need to put America First we're going to bring back jobs good paying jobs like you've never seen before manufacturing stealing coal it's going to be huge frankly Dana I've been saying this for years it's all about America first I don't know where anyone else could have gotten the idea that sounds awfully familiar but moving on Madame vice president you've recently introduced a policy that emphasizes building a wall on the southern border can you tell us more about that oh absolutely Dana we need a wall a big beautiful wall and let me tell you something Dana it's going to be the best wall we're talking state-of-the-art nobody builds walls like we do and you know what I've always said this it's Common Sense we need to protect our borders in fact I've been advocating for this since forever that sounds awfully like an orange man that has been advocating for that as well but okay I couldn't help but notice you've recently started using the phrase drain the swamp could you explain what you mean by that oh Dana this is one of my core principles the swamp is deep it's murky and it's filled with well let's just say it bad hrees I've been saying it for years long before anyone else we need to clean up Washington get rid of the corruption and drain that swamp it's my original idea you know one of my great Greatest Hits I'm starting to have flashbacks of 2016 for some reason recently you've been saying fake news quite a bit in reference to media coverage could you expand on that you know Dana I'm glad you brought that up it's about time someone talked about it the media except for you of course sometimes just gets it all wrong they twist things they turn them upside down I've always been a straight shooter on this we need to call out fake news when we see it I've been leading the charge on this for a long time maybe the longest I see Madame vice president you've started referring to your supporters as the silent majority could you explain what that means to you the silent majority Dana they're the hardworking Americans who love this country who just want to be heard I've always known they were out there supporting me believing in what I stand for they've been with me from the beginning really I'm just giving a voice to the voiceless something I've been championing for years okay Madam vice president I feel like I've been asking you some pretty tough questions so I hope you're ready for the heaviest question of the night Here's the final most crucial question if you could be any fruit which one would you be Dana you're really putting me on the spot here but I'd have to say an apple because I believe in keeping things fresh being a part of everyone's daily life and of course being a little sweet a little tarp but always good for you a perfect answer to wrap up our conversation thank you so much for joining us tonight Madame vice president this has been an enlightening experience for us all thank you Dana it's been a pleasure and remember even when the questions are easy the answers still matter we are going to win so much you're going to get tired of winning I've been saying that for a long time a really long time h