The Immigrants Ate My Pets - They're Eating the Dogs and Cats!

[Music] got up around night and walked downstairs went to feed fluffy but she wasn't there I called her name she couldn't be found I walked outside to take a look around oh no what did I see my neighbor Jose smiling at me I said my cats I'm missing it's a little odd he said try St man oh my God the immigrants ate my pets so what the heck they turn poor fluffy into a midnight slack oh Lord oh God I should have guessed now they're asking me if I've got more [Music] pets I rushed down the tree but it wasn't just me Miss Johnson's dog has been missing since round three she screamed Rex is gone he was just here now we're thinking that St Meats not dear and we saw her neighbor smiling with glean wiping his lips staring at me he said no worries we're just sharing a dish wait a second Rex is missing that ain't fish the immigrants ate my pets oh what the heck they made a sandwich from her good boy Rex oh Lord oh God who's next to gold now that I am my goldfish oh God know where did these people come from what has our great country become We Built This Nation with our bare hands now people from the South have ruined our land [Music] [Applause] down the street lives old Mrs Lee she's crying for her baby sweet little Chi-Chi I said don't worry he's probably just napping but then we found all the pets they've been trapping our new neighbor wave try some of this meat oh no is that chat she tender and sweet best recipe ever straight from Peru CH she's gone now she's in the [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] stew the immigrants take my pet oh what the heck they gather the birds no time to Peck oh Lord oh God the stench is awful ain't no way these people are lawful [Music] [Applause]