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he just you know sucks me in and you know and then I'm be lying awake at night uh you know in my bed and the Ghost of KL Marx uh you know and his pal Vladimir Lenin they come up and they like you know be touching me on my bits and trying to like infiltrate their weird ideas into my junk very very very very unpleasant uh plus of course the fact that uh London is a blazing [ __ ] hole uh basically I mean you know not you know I mean not that it shouldn't be a blazing [ __ ] hole obviously it's it's it's the best kind of Blazing [ __ ] hole a highly diverse blazing [ __ ] hole Yeah so um basic I basically took a lot took a you know took a holiday uh but I'm back and I did I did miss you all terribly I hope you are all back and ready for another episode tonight we have uh yeah what do we got so we got the Trump Harris debate um which is pretty boring honestly I mean I I you know I watched I watch and I watch most of it um it was you know it didn't really have sort of any of the the dunks uh Harris clearly decided not to be drunk and or stoned uh for this debate so a lot of people were amazed they were like what the [ __ ] going on she must be having help you know she's got like you know her weird earrings are like you know Bluetooth speakers nana I think she was just sober basically right um so you know she didn't do uh you know Trump didn't basically be like Cala uh you're terrible uh she only cackled like a few times someone obviously told her to like turn the cackling down so it's not it's not the debate that we all wanted where um Kamala just cackled like a mad Banshee throughout the whole thing and Trump is like listen to a laugh I can't believe she's got the worst laugh I don't think a vice president has ever had a laugh that bad in history history of our country uh my life is much better if I just say so myself there there was none of that basically but to go into our Second Story um the uh the Democrats have been uh basically sort of pushing back on this idea that there might be anything wrong with immigration as well they should as I'm sure all of my viewers know immigration is absolutely awesome and when you take 20 20,000 Haitians and you drop them in a small City in the middle of Ohio they say aun's last thoughts should be of Ohio well not anymore now your last thoughts of Ohio will be Haitians eating cats yes they've been trying to push back on that um despite people on the ground basically saying that yes they are eating uh pets and despite everyone who has any like actual knowledge of the history of Haiti this would be like perfectly obvious Haitians are very very much into Voodoo and you use animal parts for Voodoo and all kinds of other you know weird black magic crap Trump at one point in the debate was like they're eating our dogs and our cats they're coming to our country it's it's terrible and Harris was just like oh look at look at Trump just saying such stupid thing oh my God like honest just watching her was insufferable I I just I just put it on audio cuz like I can't stand watching her stupid [ __ ] face it's it's just it's too much and it got it got worse as the debate went on and now of course there have been a massive explosion in awesome memes about this topic so most of the middle of the show is just going to be like cool memes about about that quot it has spawned songs and all kinds of other cool [ __ ] and finally in a massive turnabout Bros I am shocked we were told by m Merkel that refugees would welcome all over Europe that the Pinnacle of one of the foundations of the EU was freedom of movement taking in all of those refugees no no no no faced with the threat of getting completely ass blasted by the afd which of course cannot happen because the afd favors remigration and they must not reverse the clouded Piven program to negy and musify the entirety of Europe Germany has come out and said that they will be reinstituting reinstituting border checks on like the 15th or something soon soon basically and all the EU is up in a palava they're like oh my God oh my God how can this that possibly happen like you know Germany you know we were we were totally on the way to making you Germany black.com dode or something like that but it seems that uh you know even even the German government at the last moment is recognizing political reality and it turns out there's a little cause in the thing saying that um European countries can reinstitute border techs if there's national security reasons so they're basically saying that the National Security reason was that one stabbing done by that dude that was claimed by ISIS not all the you know thousands and thousands of other stabbings like caused by migrants or anything no that's fine so this is going to be very interesting to watch I'll be covering that and let's get on and say hello to everyone in the chat thank you so much everyone for like showing up uh it's it's lovely to see you all um I've got much less screen real estate uh at the moment so uh I can't read all the chats at once but I will do my best so in the rumble chat we have Fox 39 forever good to see you fox years is the unic of course I will be on the gulag Cafe tonight at on y's Channel at uh 11:00 p.m. London time uh we are become Boomer if you ever wondered uh if You' ever wondered what it would be like to listen to a bunch of EX dgen Goths reminisce about the past and talk about what age has taught them you can come along that should be fun Livia Drilla always great to see you Livia I hope you are well hay reviews of course the inimitable Nick fresh out of his tour of doing uh Edward G Griffin's uh what what was that book called The Unfaithful Master the something Master it's a great Channel you should check him out uh who else we got Ian the horrible good to see you man uh anybody else anybody else else I think that's everyone and SN of course my faithful manservant and on wait on YouTube we have Simon JJ good to see you man streaky bacon untenable position good to see you man um anybody else I think that's it and on Odyssey we have uh wible and I think that's it well if there's anyone else on Odyssey hopefully they'll come in later I mean you know the Odyssey crowd it is a bit loose today's mem wait I can't I can't proberly do that in the camera can I today's mem the government when you cheat on your tax return you're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen yes yes you got to look at it from the the government's point of view right you know they steal stuff from you and then decide if and when they'll give it back to you maybe perhaps if they feel like it right it's not fair of you to deprive them of the money that they have so rightfully stolen right okay let's get on with the uh the stuff the news you know all that kind of stuff um sorry I'm a bit janky U you know I'm I'm just I'm just easing back into it you know had a bit of time off honestly I don't think I've missed three shows like in a row for [ __ ] probably a year and a half or so YouTube burnout is a real thing Bros I when I when I started this thing I was like oh YouTube burn burn how hard can it be all you got to do is sit in front of a camera and you know blah blah blah blah blah yeah it's it's it's it's a real thing anyway we start off with the Biden Harris debate this this pretty much sums up my feelings uh types of headache migraine hypertension stress listening to Camala Harris speak [ __ ] mate oh um so I thought I would just play you a few minutes of the start of the debate which is Trump's opening statement and Harris's opening statement because that was probably like the most coherent part of the debate uh and I thought you know sum sum it up well so enjoy Bros in case any of you didn't catch this well you can catch it now Donald Trump in June since then this race has taken on an entirely new Dynamic and that brings us to the rules of tonight's debate 90 minutes with two commercial breaks no topics or questions have been shared with the campaigns the candidates will have two minutes to answer questions and this is the clock that's what they'll be seeing 2 minutes for rebuttal and 1 minute for follow-ups clarification or responses their microphones will only be turned on when it's their turn to speak no pre-written notes allowed there is no audience here tonight in this Hall at the national Constitution Center this is an intimate setting for two candidates who have never met president Trump won the coin toss he chose to deliver the final closing statement of the evening vice president Harris selected the podium to the right so let's now welcome the candidates to the stage vice president KLA Harris and president Donald Trump check this out you get to see when they um when they shake hands it's [ __ ] great come Harris Let's Have a good debate see you have fun thank you welcome to you both it's wonderful to have you it's an honor to have you both here tonight good evening we are looking forward to a spirited and thoughtful debate so let's get started yeah well what you got is this mess I was also looking forward to ESP spirited and thoughtful debate uh but it turns out that my opponent has marxis brain cancer and uh as a result she's got no policies no none at all it's terrible terrible what she's doing doing to this country I'm I'm really really much better I want to begin tonight with the issue that voters repeatedly say is their number one issue and that is the economy and the cost of living in this country vice president Harris you and president Trump were elected four years ago and your opponent on the stage here tonight often asks his supporters are you better off than you were four years ago when it comes to the economy do you believe Americans are better off than they were four years ago so I was raised as a middle class kid and I am actually the only person on this stage who has a plan that is about lifting up the middle class and working people of America I believe in the ambition the aspirations the dreams of the American people people and that is why I imagine and have actually a plan to build what I call an opportunity economy cuz here's the thing we know that we have a a shortage of of homes and housing and the cost of housing is too expensive for far too many people we know that young why is that Miss Harris that uh housing is so expensive I mean you know must be just just magic right you know it's just like a natural disaster there's nothing we could possibly do right definitely not mass immigr actually speaking speaking of this um I was watching oh my God I was watching [ __ ] Parliament today and um they're banging on about the NHS now I I just can't cover the UK at the moment just it honestly it just it just infuriates me and that says a lot because you know I watch like a lot of really really [ __ ] stuff on a regular basis and neither party is mentioning Mass migration they're just like oh why is everything like breaking oh you know it couldn't possibly be all the Millions people we let oh wow you know maybe we should print more money maybe we should do this maybe we should do that oh God just just close the border you [ __ ] retards sorry right I I'll get back to it amilies need support to raise their children and I intend on extending a tax cut for those families of $6,000 which is the largest child tax credit that we have given in a long time so that those young families can afford to buy a crib buy a car seat buy clothes for their children my passion one of them is small businesses I was actually my mother raised my sister and me but there was a woman who helped raise us we call her our second mother she was a small business owner I love our small Camala has two [Laughter] mummies small businesses my plan is to give a $50,000 tax deduction to start up small businesses knowing they are part of the backbone of America's economy now just to be clear by the way right she means black and minority owned businesses right these tax cuts are not going to be distributed to the whites these will be tax breaks in order to minimize inequalities and you know push equity and you know basically whites get nothing and so they should get nothing after perpetuating systemic white supremacy and doing everything bad uh in the United States you know what I mean definitely not some kind of like crazy race Communist Revolution absolutely not my opponent on the other hand his plan is to do what he has done before which is to provide a tax cut for billionaires and big corporations which will result in5 trillion do to America's deficit my opponent has a plan that I call the Trump's sales tax which would be a 20% tax on everyday Goods that you rely on to get through the month economists have said that that Trump sales tax would actually result for middle class families in about $4,000 more a year because of his policies and his ideas about what should be the backs of middle class people paying for tax cuts for billionaires so she's talking about tariffs by the way because she's too stupid to understand the difference between a sales tax and a tariff right so she She Bangs on about this like later you know she's like ah all these Nobel prize winning economists you know this guy who went to like the Wharton business school right they all say that my plan is like awesome be like you know uh because they've done such a great job managing the US economy so far tariffs Trump wants to like Jack up tariffs reduce like cheap Imports specifically from places like China and use it to get the US economy actually building its own stuff a terrible idea I say a terrible idea president Trump I'll give you two minutes for first of all I have no sales tax that's an incorrect statement she knows that uh we're doing tariffs on other countries other countries are going to finally after 75 years pay us back for all that we've done for the world and the Tariff will be substantial in some cases I took in billions and billions of dollars as you know from China in fact they never took the Tariff off because it was so much money they can't it would totally destroy everything that they've set out to do they're taken in billions of dollars from China and other places they've left the Tariff on when I had it I had tariffs and yet I had no inflation uh look we've had a terrible economy because inflation has which is really known as a country Buster it breaks up countries we have inflation like very few people have ever seen before probably the worst in our nation's history we were at 21% but that's being generous because many things are 50 60 70 and 80% higher than they were just a few years ago this has been a disaster for people for the middle class but for every class on top of that we have millions of people pouring into our country from prisons and jails from mental institutions and insan as look at her stupid [ __ ] face look at this crazy Trump saying that criminals are pouring into our country don't you know they're only sending their best and brightest that's why all those 20,000 Haitians are all enrolled in astronaut school and part neurosurgeons well you know Veterinary neurosurgeons perhaps you know you get a lot of practice cutting up cat brains oh now I made myself sad and they're coming in and they're taking jobs that are occupied right now by African-Americans and Hispanics and also unions unions are going to be affected very soon and you see what's happening you see what's happening with towns throughout the United States you look at Springfield Ohio you look at Aurora in Colorado they are taking over the towns they're taking over buildings they're going in violently these are the people that she and Biden led into our country and they're destroying our country they're dangerous they're at the highest excuse me excuse me Trump that's fake news uh gangs are not taking over apartment blocks so that they can use them for drug dealing and prostitution and human trafficking which is something that we pretend to be you know concerned about like yeah except it it totally is [ __ ] happening right and and not just in Colorado as well uh I got a story coming up later uh the Texas has has found one of these uh apartment buildings uh that they taken over they they just basically go in they threaten all the residents and they say you pay you you know look at me I I am the landlord now essentially right you you know and they just tell the the owner uh you know if you do anything about it we'll shoot you in the face and in you know and because of course the police force in America has been defunded uh no one does [ __ ] about it right level of criminality and we have to get them out we have to get them out fast I created one of the greatest economies in the history of our country I'll do it again and even better we are going to get to immigration and border security during this debate but uh I would like to let vice president Harris respond on the economy here well I would love to let's talk about what Donald Trump left us Donald Trump left left us the worst unemployment since the Great Depression Donald Trump left us the worst Public Health epidemic in a century Donald Trump left us the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War and what we have done is clean up Donald Trump's me wait wait wait wait the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War wouldn't that be the assassination of JFK or MK Ultra or the Bay of Pigs or um the removal of President Nixon or I mean so many so many to choose from years you you want to you want to throw out some other possible things that could be a greater attack on Democracy 9911 uh maybe right like literally anything other than January 6 the [ __ ] yes wouldn't that be the assassination attempt on Donald Trump isn't that a massive attack on Democracy no no no no you see that was an attack on your democracy right as opposed to an attack on our democracy a sacred democracy oh God mate oh dude I'm [ __ ] watching tackles here the UN War on Drugs war on terror yes yes exactly exactly yeah I oh God I I hate I hate this [ __ ] so much what we have done and what I intend to do is build on what we know are the aspirations and the hopes of the American people but I'm going to tell youall in this debate tonight you're going to hear from the same old tired Playbook a bunch of Lies Grievances and name calling what you're what about your [ __ ] tired old Playbook like is it literally has like no policy positions at all [ __ ] you're going to hear tonight is a detailed and dangerous Plan called project 2025 that the former president intends on implementing if he were elected to again I believe very strongly that the American people want a president who understands the importance of bringing us together know we have so much more in common than what separates us and I pledge to you to be a president for all Americans president Trump I'll give you a minute here to respond number one I have nothing to do as you know and as she knows better than anyone I have nothing to do with project 2025 uh that's out there I haven't read it I don't want to read it purposely I'm not going to read it this was a group of people that got together they came up with some ideas I guess some good some bad but it makes no difference I have nothing to do everybody knows I'm an open book everybody knows what I'm going to do cut taxes very substantially and create a great economy like I did before we had the greatest economy we got hit with a pandemic and the pandemic was not since 1917 where 100 million people died has there been anything like it we did a phenomenal job with the pandemic we handed them over a country where the economy and where the stock market was higher than it was before the pandemic came in nobody's ever seen anything like it we made ventilators for the entire world we got gowns we got masks we did things that nobody thought possible and people give me credit for rebuilding the military they give me credit for a lot of things but not enough credit for the great job we did with the pandemic but the only jobs they got were bounceback jobs these were jobs bounced back and it bounced back and it went to their benefit but I was the one that created them they know it and so does everybody else vice president Harris I'll let you respond so Donald Trump has no plan for you and when you wait wa wait wait wait wa wait wait wait I thought you just said that project 2025 was his detailed and horrible plan which is it cackles does he have a terrible plan or does he not have a [ __ ] can't even keep her story straight for five [ __ ] minutes oh my God is this the quality of politician we have come to expect I demand better silos what the hell is this you look at his economic plan it's all about tax breaks for the richest people I am offering what I describe as an opportunity economy and the best economists in our country if not the world have reviewed our relative plans for the future of America what Goldman Sachs has said is that Donald Trump's plan would make the economy worse mine would strengthen oh well if Goldman Sachs says it's going to do awesome I [ __ ] roll out the red carpet boys next she'll be telling us that black rock says that her plan is going to like supercharge the economy well [ __ ] mate Goldman Sachs and black rock is it man in the economy what the Wharton School has said is Donald Trump's plan would actually explode the deficit 16 Nobel laurates have described his economic plan as something that would increase inflation and by the middle of next year would invite a recession you just have to look at where we are and where we stand on the issues and I'd invite you to know that Donald Trump actually has no plan for you because he is more interested in defending himself than he is in looking out for you that's just a sound bite they gave her that to say look I went to the Wharton School of finance and many of those professors the top professors think my plan is a brilliant plan it's a great plan it's a plan that's going to bring up our our worth our value as a country it's going to make people want to be able to go and work and uh create jobs and create a lot of good solid money for our comp for our country and just to finish off uh she doesn't have a plan she copied Biden's plan and it's like four sentences like Run Spot Run look at that face oh Trump you don't know what you're talking about have you even read Carl Marx [ __ ] hell four sentences that are just oh we'll try and lower taxes she doesn't have a plan take a look at her plan she doesn't have a plan Mr President I do want to drill down on something you both brought up right so enough of that right so that was basically the open part just to summarize everything was basically going all right until uh Cala basically said that um Trump's like rallies uh weren't uh getting like enough um people right she's like oh you know people like leave early because they're bored and and this this really got up Trump's ass right and he was like no no and from that it just started getting like sloppy right uh if there's one thing you can say about Trump he is very very easily drawn on these kinds of issues so he basically turned around and said uh nobody goes to her rally check it out people start leaving people don't go to her rallies there's no reason to [Applause] go she said people start leaving people so that was quite memeable uh and then we have the after effects which were quite interesting so both CNN and Fox did sort of like Focus grouping afterwards and I thought I would just cover some of this because it's it's quite interesting what did you see that brought you to a conclusion I think it's important to remember that we are voting for the leader of our country and not who we like the most or who we want in our wedding party but who is actually going to make our country better and we're in an incredibly unique situation where we've had both of the candidates in office before and we've gotten to see what they to and when facts come to facts my life was better when Trump was in office the economy was higher inflation was lower things were better overall and now with um kamala's Administration things haven't been so fantastic and she's saying she can fix the problems that her Administration has caused but I just don't know if I can afford to take that [Applause] risk fake news fake news things have never been better says independent fact because you're wrong you're just wrong things have never been better the US has never been more respected around the globe Everything is Everything is Awesome now this is interesting this is from Fox and they basically sat a bunch of people down with uh I think what's called like a tone dial or a sentiment dial right so they've got like a little dial on their chair and as they like listen to the person speak they can turn it one way for agree and turn it another way for disagreeing this gives like a sort of real time feedback right now you can be a to see on the screen here there are three lines there is the red line the yellow line the red line is Republicans yellow line is independence and the blue line is the Democrats and you can see in real time up means Rising sentiment down means lowering sentiment check this out D she's going to do this she's going to do that she's going to do all these wonderful things why hasn't she done it she's been there for three and a half years they've had three and 1/2 years to fix the Border they've had 3 and 1/2 years to create jobs and all the things we talked about why hasn't she done it she should leave right now go down to that beautiful white house go to the capital get everyone together and do the things you want to do but you haven't done it and you won't do it because you believe in things that the American people don't believe in okay so you had a a fairly large portion um with hand dial so everybody's like doing this real time you're getting it what was going on there so I think it's it this was an exercise of Framing and I think this is one of the best things that Donald Trump did last night was he framed something that people are going to remember which is if she's saying that she's going to do all these things why hasn't she done it in the last three and a half years and it's a question that a lot of Voters had and I think it's also the question a lot of Democrats had when I am dictator of the United States learning about Marxism will be compulsory in all schools and every high schooler will have to read and understand Vladimir Lenin's Revolution and the state in order to graduate high school I know I know that Jamal may have have problems with this but I am absolutely sure that with enough coercion and beatings we can make them understand Bros who's with me who's with me right uh now of course there was some some fact checking going along uh there was quite a bit of um sort of like thing about the uh the moderators not being very neutral one of them was actually a sorority sister of Camala Harris but it was on ABC so every everybody knew uh to uh expect this uh one of the things that he was fact check on was uh he said that um Cala Harris supported transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison and they're like uh turns out it was true and Time Magazine had to issue a correction whoopsy um now in terms of like kamala's actual policies this is like the first one that we've like seen um she's basically said that she's going to fight to cut taxes now if you're familiar with advertising right fight is a bit like help it is one of those weasel words right like you could help flatten the Earth by jumping up and down for the rest of your life but the actual effect would be minimal right so she's not going to cut tax I mean she's a [ __ ] communist right no communist ever Cuts taxes uh as I was saying before uh she's just going to give money uh to minorities right so these 25,000 to first home buyers is almost certainly going to be uh for non-whites uh the business loans almost certainly going to be for non-whites because they can't give them to everyone and they're going to have to set up like a wave like you know who gets first dibs and you know you know how that's going to work uh let's see what else have we got um now uh there's also fact checking this is from a [ __ ] lib account here fact check go I can't even spell check properly uh they did not take over buildings in Aurora Colorado well I mean there are the 911 calls and testimonies from people on the ground but I mean you know anyway so here some of the fact clarify here you rig up Springfield Ohio and ABC News did reach out to the city manager there uh he told us there have been no sorry wrong one what's happening to the towns all over the United States and a lot of towns don't want to talk not going to be Aurora or Springfield a lot of towns don't want to talk about it because there're so embarrassed by it in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live and look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States in a lot of towns so there's that one uh this one got Meed to high hell and this one I just want to clarify here you bring up Springfield Ohio and ABC News did reach out to the city manager there uh he told us there had been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed injured or abused by individuals within the Immigrant Community all I've seen people on televis let me just say here this is the people on television say my dog was taken and used for food so maybe he said that and maybe that's a good thing to say for a city manager I'm not taking this from television people telion their dog was eaten by the people that went there again the Springfield City manager says there's no evidence of that vice president har I'll let you respond to the rest of what you've heard you talk about extreme um you know I talk about extreme look at him saying stuff nobody's eating your dogs and your cats Haitians a lovely people the Haitian revolution was just a misunderstanding and the fact that you look on a satellite picture and half of Haiti is literally a baron desert oh my God I think one of the reasons why in this election I actually have the endorsement of 200 Republicans who have formally worked with President Bush Mitt Romney and John McCain including the endorsement of former Vice President Dick Cheney and Congress member Liz Cheney and if you want to really know the inside mate if I were you I would not I would not go around saying that you have been indorsed by Bush and Cheney right like I don't know I don't know the average age of a US voter right but as I am sure years can attest to everybody else Cheney and Bush uh the Chinese they are freaking war criminals saying that it's like saying that Saddam Hussein and his son UD have backed you for the election right [ __ ] hell back on who the former president is if he didn't make it clear already just ask people who have worked with him his former Chief of Staff a fourstar general has said he has contempt for the Constitution of the United States his former National Security adviser has said he is dangerous and unfit his former Secretary of Defense has said the nation the Republic would never survive another Trump term and when we listen to this kind of rhetoric when the issues that affect the American people are not being addressed I think the choice is clear in this election President Trump I'll give you a quick minute to respond here uh thank you because so yeah so cackles was you know cackling now the thing about the pets has spawned many many awesome memes uh because I am white and white people have uh an irrational attachment to dogs and cats something that the Chinese are always making fun of us of I will not be playing any of that footage of people roasting or eating dogs and cat I just can't Bros right like I just no I just I can't right it's it's too much for my my sensitive white heart white hearts in the chat if you feel the same instead I will be uh I will be showing you some like really really funny memes right um what the right so a bunch of these came out these are just so hecking wholesome I I just I love how wholesome these are man they're like so awesome a look look I love I love dogs and cats uh dogs and cats are the best they love me very much uh um it's the magga cat Defense Force um Donald Trump on Air Force 1 with a bunch of cats and Ducks I'm saving them from the Haitians we're going to fly them out to a secure facility and uh make sure they're taken care of they're lovely lovely people the cats and the Ducks um and what's weird right is that um Eric swell who um does anyone know what his job actually is I I know his job was basically like [ __ ] Chinese spies um he was basically like losing his [ __ ] because the house uh the Republican Judiciary head uh tweeted this out he's like losing losing his [ __ ] what in the hell is this the chairman tweets protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio because he goes some down goes down some crazy Rabbit Hole completely debunked that aliens are eating pets my God are you okay Mr chairman because last year for a very long time you tweeted and promoted Kanye West as he was calling for genocide against the Jews and you kept it up and now when uh fact check Mr swell um I followed that story quite closely uh Kanye West at no point uh called for genocide of the chosen he was just particularly critical of Benjamin Netanyahu and he went on a long rant saying that basically because Jews were black he was therefore also Jewish and should be given requisite privileges so just you know you you can trust my factchecking Bros I'm uh I've I've got a little I've got a little badge that says I'm a fact Checker pay me money oh speaking of which uh you can pay me money on entropy I it's been so long I forgot to shill if you would like to pay money on entropy uh that that would be awesome uh you know give me like a welcome back gift or something uh that would that would be lovely right enough of that victims coming here you're tweeting this nonsense I I don't know why you would do this I hope you're okay I don't know if the the aliens who are eating your ducks are in the room with us right now but Mr chairman this is a serious issue these people have loved ones who have been lost and you tweeted this uh yeah so basic basically what he's saying is that uh you know these Haitians are fleeing war and so it doesn't matter what they do to the native population of the US because they're fleeing War they're all good people right like you know I bet he knows literally nothing about the history of Haiti at all oh my God it's it's it's incredibly bloody story I'll basically summarize it for you right if you want history of Haiti okay um whes discover Hispanola I think the English discover Hispanola uh or the Spanish discover Hispanola it's then taken by the French from the Spanish or maybe taken by the English and then taken by the French the French import a whole bunch of subsaharan Africans and use them to process Indigo and sugarcane uh then communism breaks out and all of the black Haitians kill and displace all of the white people a massive famine follows uh the blacks then blame the molat who are left and then kill all of them uh wander around in their military uniform uh basically pretending uh to be white uh this was under the leadership of a guy called tousant latur uh and more starvation and then barbarism barbarism and death it's it's a great it's a great story [ __ ] hell uh basically the first South Africa now now uh just you know fake news uh oh my god um oh wait I've got an entropy okay wait hang on oh [ __ ] hang on wait wait wa wait thank you very much uh I got to get the oh is entropy not giving me oh it's not giving me annual alerts manual alerts uh Total Blackout painting uh wait where's where's the confetti thing oh God everything's all right um welcome back my friend oh thank you very much total blackout I really appreciate it and we' got three US dollars from years the unic my mother's husband is a Normy from Minnesota and he hates politics he's a neutral sensible voter with [ __ ] opinions and he told me Camala is insufferable and the worst candidate of his lifetime well I mean that's that's basically true thank you very much y i very very much appreciate it uh right I should I should now get a ding when entropy goes off so there has been much questioning of you know are the Haitians really eating pets in Springfield Ohio uh so some reporters went down and asked them and this is what they found whole bunch of cats uh there was a van load of A van pulled over that had over 100 cats in it with the Haans they said they was eating them actually yeah not fake news not fake news so a van was collecting cats and eating them I watched that happen yeah watched them get pulled over with the cats and admit to the police that they was eating them you're not joshing with me no I'm almost 50 years old buddy I don't no you don't mess around no because we used to have a lot of cats around here and especially down here at the end of the street that lady had probably 50 of them now she's lucky to have five lost a whole bunch of cat cats uh there was a van load of van pulled over that had over 100 cats in it with the Haans they said they was eating them actually yeah not fake news not fake news a van was right sorry that looped uh yes I do know a lot about Haiti uh I'm really into history and there was a great 30p part podcast that went into excruciating detail on the Haitian revolution uh because I'm very very interested in communism and all that kind of like stuff uh this is really great I'm just saying Bros I'm just saying um now yes so apart from the cute memes it also spawned a bunch of really really funny Dark memes of which I will share some with you uh Garfield gets adopted by Haitian [ __ ] oh dude come on come on bro um oh and this one is also just I'm begging you Haitian please don't eat me and haian is like vood voodu basically all right um Haan breakfast cuz white people don't season their pets [ __ ] oh dude oh wait wait wait we got another we got another Super Chat from uh Simon JJ I didn't get the I didn't get the uh thing oh and I think the love heart is working Simon JJ for $15 an excellent stream news fist your Cal impersonations are superb almost too good thank you yes I am cursed to do horrible impressions of uh hideous politicians about the only one I can't manage so far is Kama because he doesn't seem to have a soul and thus it is a bit hard um oh wait we got one from Haz oh man it's it's absolutely going off tonight uh Haz reviews for $10 this is for your Haitian impression voodoo voodoo me thank you very very much mate thank you right uh let's see what else have we got um oh now okay now these this is so funny right so the whole eating the cats uh thing from Trump has has has been turned into music there's there's a bunch of these going around Twitter check this [ __ ] outting the dogs eating the cats eat the cat eat eat the cat they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats eat the cat eat eat the cat the cat they're eating the cats they're eating the dogs eat the cat eat the cat eat the cat eating the dogs they're eating and there's this one uh this was apparently created by a socialist and then Benny Johnson tweeted it out and he's like no no you don't understand all all the Trump supporters are like yeah check it out in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country and it's a [Music] shame they're eating the [Applause] dogs they're eating the dogs and this is [Music] what's people on [Music] tev there have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed injured or abused by individuals within the Immigrant Community people on let me just say here this is people on television dog was taken and used for food so maybe he said that and maybe that's a good thing to say for a city manager I'm not taking this from the people dog was eaten by the people that went there again Springfield City manager says there's no evidence of that they're eating the Dos they're eating the dog this is what people in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating [Music] are you [ __ ] people on television say my dog was taken now that that is some of the best political music I've heard in a while Bros I got to say right um oh yeah so you know just yeah this is this is from Zero Hedge uh Texas police shuts down Hotel occupied by Venezuelan gang after 693 police calls this is what I was talking to about as well um the Venezuelan gang um umbla Le Taco I think it's called Uh so tired so sleepy um no wait what what is what is the actual name of the of the [ __ ] um of the [ __ ] gang Tren de araga uh which I believe uh means uh Taco with extra cheese uh in in Venezuelan uh has taken over um but the the Texas police apparently going to go in and and kick some ass they basically ordered everyone out out of the building and presumably after a while they're just going to come in and just you know uh Mass kick everybody out right so our final story uh German opposition leader wants comprehensive rejection of illegal migrants at Borders oh my God I was told by all of the right factchecking people that uh our country wouldn't survive uh without migrants that you know that diversity is our greatest strength they're good for our economy um well turns out that after the uh sort of stabbing attack uh I mean you know look Germany has a lot of mass Islamic stabbing attacks right I mean you know that's nothing new it's part and parcel of living in Europe what are you some kind of a bigot not wanting your family to get stabbed up I can't believe the racism oh my God right uh but apparently this latest attack uh the dude uh Isis claimed responsibility for it so therefore uh it's terrorism and therefore uh you know they've got to do something about it uh if it was just like a normal dude going crazy and just stabbing bystanders well you know that that would be that would be totally fine um so Olf Schultz the chancellor is basically um under very very serious pressure at the moment there are a bunch of elections coming up in Germany the afd looks like it is going to sweep them I mean they are they are in real trouble everybody hates them in Germany because they've just done basically nothing uh they they've been doing the sort of you know the just Trudeau route of calling everyone who disagrees with them a racist and I believe this is still the same government that was in power during the covid years as well so they haven't even had a change of government since all that [ __ ] show right and Schulz of course was very very nasty to everyone under the co lockdown called anyone who didn't want to get the VAC like you know racist and a conspiracy theorist and all this kind you know you know how it is right you know how it is and so all of a sudden um wait is it is the dancing girl all right dancing girl still going on thank you yes thank you right I can't I can't actually see the OBS output because it's buried under a bunch of windows so thank you Chad thank you uh I very very much appreciate it um so it turns out that Germany is going to suspend the shenen agreement which they are allowed to do under National Security rules which means that people going into Germany will actually have to suffer border checks I I can't I can't believe it temporarily of course uh which means basically until after the election right um I I'm not sure this is going to save them uh to be perfectly honest right this is probably too little too late for the first time in EU history Germany as is at the Forefront of immigration suspension other EU countries will follow um Reuters reports that Germany's government has announced plans to impose tighter border controls at all the country's land borders in what it called an attempt to tracklego now you can't call it legal migration it's it's it's irregular you know right um it's it's like uh you know when I get hauled in front of a judge for posting a mean tweet I'm just going to call it it was an irregular tweet uh you were on it wasn't illegal uh it was just irregular I was just feeling a little bit irregular uh you got to you got to let me go I identify as black now and and Muslim uh probably right you know it wouldn't it wouldn't be fair I'm now part of a marginalized Community uh I'm also Jewish so you you know you got to let me go right um to protect the public from threat such as islamist extremism uh okay fine um actually when they first released the statement the German government or one of I think it was like one of the TV channels they they said Islamic extremism instead of islamist extremism and all the Muslims were like oh my God you can't say that so they they very very quickly issued a retraction thank goodness uh you know uh because of course the religion of peace is so peaceful that uh if you insult them they don't even care uh the controls in what is normally a wide area of free movement the European shenan Zone will start on September 16th so that's like 4 days from now and initially last for 6 months uh basically it will last until the next series of Elections obviously the government has also designed a scheme enabling authorities to reject more migrants directly at German borders uh without adding details on the controversial and legally fraught move the restrictions are part of a series of measures Germany has taken to tougher its stance uh recent deadly knife attacks uh in Solan was that the diversity Festival I think it was the diversity Festival um yes so they're they're totally totally screwed basically um now the thing is this is going to have Echoes all across the EU because you know this this is the way it works right so you know uh if you recall the EU has been like basically finding Hungary hundreds of millions of dollars because they won't take in migrants cuz hungarians are like uh well net or what whatever no is in hung Hungarian they're like no we're not we're not doing it we we like uh hungarians in Hungary cuz they're all racist how dare they right um so uh it is almost comical that as Mario dragi presents his report on the future of Europe Germany has the brilliant idea to reimpose border controls and suspend the shenen system of passport free travel the German government has come under pressure to crack down an immigration by trying to stop refugees at the border Nancy faser the interior Minister said the reason was to protect Germany against Islamic extremism of course the real reason is to protect Germany uh against the afd uh because if the afd gets in they will start deporting people and that cannot be allowed they have to keep all of the migrants they have gotten in there so far in there so they can keep transforming the country and keep sucking money off the taxpayers tit uh shenen rules require an overriding National Security interest very much in the eye of the beholder the collateral damage will be huge huge Austria has already said it will not take any immigrants rejected by Germany so Austria will almost certainly do the same and close its border no one to the East and southeast of Germany has the physical capacity and political willingness to absorb immigrants uh the Czech Republic Slovakia Hungary Slovenia and Croatia will thus all do the same we assume that Switzerland not a member of the EU but a member of shenen will follow Italy has no border to close but France does Germany has now become an active participant in the beggar Thy Neighbor Refugee policies of EU M States oh no it turns out nation states are still a thing bro who would have sunk it I thought the whole idea of a nation state was an old and outdated concept that had gone the way of the dodo Bros um is it a serious threat to the whole idea of shenen this is where the unraveling of Europe could be starting well I guess they'll all have to come to the UK then won't they [ __ ] me I'm sure starmer will [ __ ] let them all in [ __ ] um analena B uh foreign minister and probable communist warned her colleagues not to endanger the eu's migration deal and not to succumb to the illusion that European countries can solve the refugee problem and get like irrevocably changed at a national level the Border closures do not come with a changing current laws the German border guards will have to take in anyone who mentions the word Aslam obviously there you go there's a huge loop hole they'll just be likeah blah blah I I I am Asylum uh you know I I I am I am child I just look like I am 30 years old and have big bushy beard but actually I am child from Somalia please let me in but the majority of immigrants do not um the Frederick MZ whoever that is uh wants to go much further than the current rule he wants the police to be able to even reject people who claim Asylum oh no the argument he uses is that Germany's borders are only with safe countries so it is technically impossible for anyone to claim Asylum at a German land border he also maintains that la order within Germany have a higher priority than Germany's obligations under international law oh no Bros oh no no no international law is like the most important thing ever if an international law says you have to completely destroy a country where you guess oh you know you just got to go ahead with it mate there's nothing we can do it's international law don't you know um so yeah um so yeah apparently Poland's Elon no wait Tusk uh not Elon Tusk uh something Tusk the new left leaning leader of Poland is suddenly like oh Germany must not be allowed to do this we must call an EU Summit I wonder if they're going to start finding Germany um I mean like Germany and France are like the two major pillars of the EU so I don't know how they're going to do this this could seriously you know uh mess up the new eu's migration treaty uh which is basically what they're using at the moment to shoehorn tons of migrants into places like Ireland and Poland and well just anywhere right you know you uh you know you don't need space for that couch why don't you have a Somalian uh instead right got a bit of space under your bed another Somalian you know uh I hear you've got a particularly large cupboard it's now going to house a Somalian right I it's just insane right uh so anyway that's the end of the news Bros I hope you all enjoyed that it is now time for the cringe and I don't think is Captain crisps in the chat well I actually I actually have a meme from him uh for the cringe section so that's that's a bit uh if he's not here that's a bit uh messed up wait okay hang on I just got to figure this out right so uh this is from Captain crisps uh crisps if you're watching uh thanks very very much for that fist P cringe no wait that's that's Russian subscriber will leave uh no they won't uh no they won't uh Lynch micus in uh the rumble chat howdy good to see you man uh let's uh let's get on with the cringe we don't have much cringe tonight I decided to just do more funny stuff uh so you know enjoy um so this is uh Bill Gates's new Netflix special it's been a while since I've seen his imminently punchable face but uh he's back uh like a virus or like a zombie or a sex pest or something you know this is a show about our future the world is facing a lot of big challenges right now climate change creating responsible AI misinformation income inequality dealing with with infectious diseases but I believe we can solve them how will artificial intelligence impact Society crafted text to my son using gen Z slang yo fam what's good how you vibing at a certain point AI will be good enough to build a better AI so AI builds a better AI which builds better build better build better build build better it's getting hard to write science fiction there's always been conspiracy theories we underestimate how creative Americans are Bill Gates is part of a reptilian race that includes Tom Hanks and Lady Gaga entertainment and information are a lot closer together than they ever have been before there's no way to stop it yeah because you know like absolutely add address like the really outlandish conspiracy theory that you're all lizard people and not the actual true conspiracy theory uh that you are a philanthropy and trying to transform the world without the permission of its citizens and basically make yourself into the next Caesar along with all of your horrible slimy buddies because that would be much harder to disprove cuz it's [ __ ] true I don't have the the solution Come on B we have to give up hydrocarbons almost entirely climate change benefits by having lots of young activists I operate from Love of my home and the people I learn from them just like I do from the scientists coming up with the breakthroughs we have the obscene situ did he just say that he learns from like youth activists yeah I'm going to press X to doubt on that I think he probably looks at them and be like ah yes more Communists for my plan where there are three people you being one of them who own more wealth in the bottom half of America is the system working in your judgment is it working what do you think you're not taking my [ __ ] money get the [ __ ] away from me Sanders I am the one with the money I am the one who gives the money I am the communism allegedly we've got a lot of work to do the sooner the better my hope to eradicate malaria in my lifetime I want to eradicate in my lifetime it's a tougher constraint so if Bill Gates didn't exist we'd have to make them up if we did No One Believes the character oh my God Bono's still around isn't he dead yet oh god oh just I hate these people so much they wheel them all out every like you know a couple of years oh we're still around we're still the good people we're still trying to change the world we have to thrive Innovation to get ahead of these challenges do you think we can do it [Music] absolutely well I will not be watching that [ __ ] uh you know unless I want to get like an embolism or something oh now this is really weird did you guys see this so Biden is is is I don't know um when he's not hanging out on the beach or something he's like going around and pressing the flesh with randos uh I I I guess now that he's like completely out of power he's probably like relaxed no one cares what he's doing um but this is like really weird he's he's meeting a bunch of a bunch of normal people who you know obviously like basically hate him [Laughter] um mate the disrespect like look you know I I hate Biden but I kind of feel like an ex-president of the United States should be afforded maybe some respect I I I don't know how to feel about this [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] clip I'll you now [Music] I'm proud of you you old fart what what [ __ ] dude come on hey dude dude crazy crazy um this this is a real thing that actually happened uh this is a very stunning and brave performance uh from Australia of a transgender pianist doing an incredible combined performance with some Aboriginal musicians now this this is Art ladies and gentlemen may all of your dreams come true [Music] speee spee foreign speech [Music] [Applause] [Music] F yeah one of the ab Originals like nearly starts [ __ ] laughing oh my God now now that that is true Australian culture right there bro [ __ ] hell and the the the the American Psycho meme underneath like just really makes you think raw dogging a 9h hour flight is bad listen to that on Loop for the entire 9 hours and see how you go uh speaking of Australia I was just watching this documentary and I learned the or of Australia apparently it was like a prison Island like Britain just sent their criminals to this random Island and left them for dead but I think that's a lie every Australian I've ever met has been white spicy very spicy um oh yeah this is good true all white people are evil because of the transatlantic SL trade the Africans that sold us to the white man are also evil and if they are evil then so are the Jewish people that supplied the slave [Applause] ship where where [Applause] you going learn today you do not inside the Jewish Community but 75% of Jewish households own slaves in the South that is the most anti-semetic [ __ ] I've heard all day and I just got off the phone with Ilan Omar but these are facts your facts I will deplatform you remove all your videos suspend your go fight me decline your bank card unless you apologize right now I'm sorry yes now stay in your place and put all the blame back on the white man right now white people are evil it need to be stop white people have funded both sides of every war since Napoleon even Jeffrey was oh I don't know who that is uh garage barricade is that the name um yeah that's I I really like that's a bass black comedy I love it um oh this is good too I am going to be reading the Communist Manifesto with my retainers in why' you keep watching huh you [ __ ] call me you you a dirty filthy red [ __ ] you you're not going to take my land you're going to take my guns from my resources and stop leashing off of society and other people you disgust me nice no yeah W totally yep um this is from Ryan long this is pretty good familiar faces Worn out Places Worn Out faces but baby I'm I'm just supporting sex workers from marginalized communities you know come on this is great as well this is from Dr foxic uh highly recommend uh subbing to his channel actually why am I not sub to his channel uh yes highly recommend this is freaking great a man has posted a meme about the riots and Legos in the UK this looks like a job for the Mobile Police Unit hey build the Mobile police unit and save your city cck him down caught him far right deny him his right to free speech and arrest him now time to lock him up at the police station hey make space in the prison block by releasing all the killers ands now lock up all the people who posted memes you've just made Lego City a safer City the new Kia starm collection from Lego City each set sold separately oh mate that's so [ __ ] awesome um so this is um uh this is this is just funny and and also pretty racist uh I like it enjoy hello hello is abar there huh abar speaking please this is kpal who kpal Okay one minute please [Music] hello hello hi I was just calling because I live down the street from you and your daughter come to my house today and she kicked my dog your daughter come to my house today uhhuh and she come on my property and then she kick my dog and now my dog needs operation she kick her she kicked my dog she your dog yes which daughter the one who just answered the phone no what no yes she did I saw her and then I go to I saw her at your house and why did she do it I don't know she didn't say she did she's lying she's lying to you [ __ ] guy where where from you speaking I am speaking from my house where did you live down the street from you huh you know where I live my dog she kicked it and now I'm going to Fu don't know don't lie you [ __ ] guy hey don't talk like that [ __ ] you you're not d right what you do who k your dog your daughter kicked my dog which daughter you know Dam right you bastard hello hello yeah why you kick my dog hello can I ask you speaking please you know Dam right it's it's gal who's gal we don't know gal yes you do you kick my dog today dog dog we don't even no one's even you don't act stupid you tell your dad that I going to shoe him he's going to go to jail okay where the hell do you live I live on your street on my street you know you say that one of us have kicked your dog yes why about do you live you don't know no we do not know D we don't even know you yes you do why where the hell do you live you don't ask D question you live on mattitude no you you shut up you try to confuse I'm going to call the police and then you're going to go to jail you my call the police cuz we don't know what the hell you do not tell me d right you do not swear at me talking about I'm going to kill you you going to kill us no I'm not I'm just kidding you just tell your dad that I'm going to get my lawyer and he's going to AR you I who the hell he is okay you just go ahead okay cuz we don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about you don't ever tell me the [ __ ] you say bad word talk to usless way when you have no proof [ __ ] you you you do not t me [ __ ] you okay you you pleas just got lost okay shut up you're going to jail the hell you are and you falling us with all this obene shut up shut up shut up shut up you shut up you don't tell me to shut up I did not shut up you stink you oh you s too no you don't yes you do I do not stink [ __ ] you just because I'm FY does not mean I stink uh internet 1.0 I miss it Bros um this is for all the Amera Bros in the chat well I'm three W monsters deep and I'm shaking like a leaf I got a honey bun in 1911 and I ain't never felt more free it's a beautiful day at the Circle K the European mind is ignorant and blind to the beauty of the USA at the Circle love it right cute animal videos now uh we got a bunch of like uh cute ones uh this is a cat with a back Massa it seems [Music] enjoy my heart is set on you you better sh you better honest to my heart I must be [Music] true H uh a duckling with attachment issues uh wait yeah guys watch how Bambi recks when I literally leave him alone for like 2 seconds okay okay okay okay I'm back I'm back I'm back hello hey hey yo guys watch how Bambi rects when I literally a annoying but cute um I can't argue with this me meow meow me meow meow [Music] me I imagine a freshly baked pie cross would be quite quite uh quite warm um right uh cute corgies oh Jimmy binson good to see you man uh you caught the end of the show uh don't worry you can catch the rest on replay good to see you man [Music] [Laughter] right um a this is cute blue do not I just made the bed blue don't do it blue are you serious all right you can stay there [Laughter] my work here is done um a this is just cute bloody Twitter in the video windows I don't have enough [ __ ] screen real estate enjoy he said don't be sad I show you again this is what you do he made it Bros yay okay sorry mess up my microphone thing um sweeping up puppies [Applause] [Music] a um H There's an actual Corgi race in villus what the hell [Music] [Music] a CU who loves you in the chat uh don't worry about you miss it man you can catch it on replay we'll be back at usual time uh now apologies for the interruption but my brain really seriously needed a break um C [Music] Dogo I don't know what breed a dog that is but it is hecking cute um I've never seen one of these before this is a baby fosser the top predator in Madagascar [Music] apparently a cute and we'll grow up to be dangerous and our final cute animal video of the night this is freaking awesome [Music] [Music] [Music] a see even the fox is like a good banjo Bros who doesn't right and that's the end of the show thank you so much for coming everyone uh I will be on Gag Cafe with yiz the unic on her channel in about an hour and 40 minutes tonight I am become Boomer we'll be looking back at I I don't know like what it was like growing up in the '90s and we'll just be like [ __ ] talking because honestly I can't write another script at the moment cuz my brain is still draining out all of the godamn Marxism let's say goodbye to everyone in the chat uh Rumble Ian the horrible Fox 39 forever Lynch micus um news fist I've been blasting all your Live Links all over Tim Paul's Discord oh thanks man I appreciate that uh sente is unic J CH loophole culu loves you teabagging therapist um ha reviews but he's left um Ian the horrible I think that's everyone Wyatt torch Total Blackout painting Livia Drusilla of course crisbee 13 um and DJ based uh thank you so much for coming everyone and thank you very very much to uh all the super Chatters uh I really really appreciate it on YouTube we have streaky bacon Total Blackout painting Simon JJ thanks for the Super Chat Simon uh Timmy bobinson and anybody else um can't see anybody else oh wait kle kenet c yav as well um I think that's everybody and on Odyssey we had uh Papa lazaru good to see you mate um anybody else um par Bellum atite uh good to see you man K uh anybody else I think there was some other people and Wibble of course thank you so much for coming guys uh I really appreciate it hope to see you at GLE Cafe later on have a great weekend I will be back on uh Monday good night everyone [Music] [Music] a 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