Cats and Haitians in Ohio??

I have four four count them four feral cats that I I take care of right do you know how hard it is to catch a wild feral cat I mean straight try to go grab one cats have faster reaction times than snakes it's a fact okay so you mean to tell me humans there's a bunch of uh demographic of humans that are fast enough to catch a a a basic basically an apex predator uh that has a faster reaction time than snakes you can't even lure them with food like that they're just so skittish and just so on high alert yeah I would need to see footage of these Haitians actually catching you have a better chance of catching a chicken or a rooster rooster than a cat that's how fast and quick cats are