hello Royal folks it's good to see you all here again this is your regular dose of Royal news and Analysis but before we start please subscribe to my channel and click the Bell icon thanks so now Megan Markle The Duchess of Sussex herself strutting into the CBS Studio like she owns the place she's there for an interview with the legendary Jane Poly on CBS Sunday Morning Sounds like a regular day in Celebrity land right oh honey you couldn't be more wrong now before we dive in let me just say I love a good do a moment as much as the next person I mean who hasn't dreamed of demanding mango scented candles and alkaline water but our girl Megan she took it to a whole new level we're talking make Maria Carey look low maintenance kind of level according to my sources and by sources I mean the poor traumatized crew members who are probably still in therapy Megan rolled in with a list of Demands longer than the line at a royal wedding portapotty organic alkaline water check mango sented candles you beta a strict no eye contact policy oh honey you know it but wait it gets better once the cameras started rolling our Duchess decided to channel her inner Gordon ramse she's interrupting Jane Paulie left and right demanding retakes like she's directing the next Blockbuster and insisting on editing out questions faster than the royal family edited her out of the Christmas card photo now Jane Paulie bless her heart was trying to keep things cool you know Jane she's smoother than a freshly iron Kilt at a Scottish wedding but Megan oh no she wasn't having any of it it was like watching a bull in a china shop if the bull was wearing designer heels and had a vendetta against journalism but the real fireworks started when Jane dared to bring up the Royal Family oh boy talk about poking the bear or should I say The Duchess Megan apparently went from zero to nuclear faster than you can say God saved the queen she was screaming she was yelling she was probably inventing new curse words on the spot I hear the S guys are still trying to bleep out half the interview picture this grown adults seasoned TV professionals running for cover like it's a scene from Godzilla except instead of a giant lizard it's a f six former actress with a Tyra complex I mean talk about a plot twist and here's the kicker even after the camera stopped rolling Megan kept going it was like watching the Energizer Bunny of Tantrums she just kept going and going and going now I know what you thinking but critic surely they could Salvage this train wreck right oh you sweet summer child The Producers blessed their optimistic little hearts tried they offered her more money Final Cut approval heck they probably would have offered her the moon if they thought it would help but our Duchess she wasn't budging it was her way or the highway and honey that Highway was looking mighty appealing to everyone in that studio let's take a moment to appreciate the irony here this interview was supposed to be about Megan's humanitarian work you know helping people spreading kindness All That Jazz instead it turned into a master class in how to traumatize a team V crew 101 talk about a plot twist now of course Megan's people are denying everything they're calling it Fabrications and malicious gossip but honey when you've got an entire TV crew ready to testify like it's the trial of the century that's not gossip that's a full-blown Expose and let's not forget about the royal family I hear the queen is so livid she's considering bringing back the Tower of London as a timeout corner for mpav Royals can you blame her she spent her whole life trying to keep the monarchy classy and then Megan comes along and turns it into an episode of Real Housewives of Buckingham Palace but here's the real tea folks this whole deagel has people questioning Megan's hole I'm just a humble humanitarian stick I mean it's kind of hard to believe you're all about helping others when you're treating TV Crews like they're your personal surfs right and the networks oh honey they're running scared booking Megan for an interview has gone from Coupe of the century to potential career suicide faster than you can say Princess Diana cosplay now I'm not one to kick a duchess when she's down okay maybe I am but only when they really deserve it but Megan honey what were you thinking did you forget there are these things called Witnesses and ndas don't cover everything this isn't the royal family where everyone's to too polite to Spill the tea this is Hollywood baby where spilling tea is practically an Olympic sport and let's talk about that no eye contact rule for a hot second I mean I get it eye contact can be scary it's why I avoid mirrors after a night out but honey you're a public figure your whole job is making eye contact what were you planning to do wear a blindf and hope for the best but my favorite part of this whole Circus the mango scented candles I mean of all the sents in the world why mango was she trying to recreate the smell of her wedding in Jamaica that never happened or maybe she's just really into tropical fruit either way I bet the CBS Studio smelled like a Yankee Candle Store had a baby with a smoothie bar now I know some of you out there are probably thinking but critic maybe Megan was just having a bad day we all have those right and to that I say sure we all have bad days but most most of our bad days don't end up with an entire TV crew considering a career change to something less stressful like bomb diffusal or alligator wrestling and let's not forget this isn't Megan's first rodeo when it comes to Diva Behavior remember all those stories about her making Palace staff cry or the time she allegedly made Kate Middleton weep over flower girl dresses at this point Megan's leaving a Trail of Tears longer than her wedding veil but here's the thing that really grinds my years Megan had a golden opportunity here she could have used this interview to really showcase her charity work to prove to the world that she's more than just a royal Rebel with a cause instead she turned it into a master class in how to burn Bridges faster than a pyromaniac at a matchick factory and can we talk about poor Jane Paulie for a second this woman is a legend in journalism she's interviewed presidents celebrities world leaders heck she's probably interviewed aliens for all we know and Megan treats her like she's some rookie reporter on her first day that's like going to a Michelin star restaurant and asking for chicken nuggets but you know what the saddest part of all this is It's that Megan could have been something really special she had the platform the fame the adoring public she could have been a force for real change in the world instead she's become a cautionary tale about what happens when you believe your own hype so what's next for our Duchess of disaster well if I were a a betting critic which I'm not because gambling is wrong kids I'd say we're in for a whole lot of damage control expect to see Megan on a Goodwill tour faster than you can say PR nightmare she'll probably be reading to orphans hucking puppies and planting trees anything to make us forget about the great CBS meltdown of 2024 but will it work that's the million dooll question folks can Megan bounce back from this or is this the beginning of the end for the Duchess of Sussex only time will tell but one thing's for sure the next time Megan's team sends out interview requests they might want to include a hazard pay clause for the crew so what do you think YouTube fam is Megan just misunderstood or is she really the diva Queen this story makes her out to be drop your thoughts in the comments below and don't forget to like And subscribe for more royalty served piping hot and with a side of snark remember in the Game of Thrones or should I say the game of Hollywood you either win or you end up in a viral video about your onset meltdown there is no middle ground so stay tuned my friends because if there's one thing I've learned from watching the Royals it's that the drama never stops and neither do I until then folks thanks for watching we'll see you again with some more fascinating news about the royal family thank you