Spaghetti Models Final

there's a hurricane in the Atlantic called Ernesto and according to all the spaghetti models it's supposed to drift harmlessly out to say fair enough but consider for a moment all those companies that sell all those things that people buy to prepare for Hurricane toilet paper batteries portable generators chainsaws non- perishable food items first aid kits beer condoms and KY Jelly what good is a hurricane that's drifting out to sea to them when I was a boy my dad would say to me son you can't sell condoms to a codfish and he was right so what are these companies to do they create their own tracking model and here it is heading right for Florida what the hell did hernie do stop for a scotch in San Juan so now it looks as if there's a one and 12 chance this hurricane is going to slam into the mainland resulting in one out of every 12 people stalking up on toilet paper batteries portable generators chainsaws non- perishable food items first aid kits beer condoms and KY Jelly so the next time you see a spaghetti model keep in mind what my father used to tell me almost every day son you don't have to scare the out of people to sell toilet paper as always he was is right [Music]