INTRO hello everyone I hope you're all doing well today I'm experimenting with a brand new series on this channel called salt of the week where essentially I'll take some goofy salt that I've gotten over the past week or two and compile those matches into one video for your viewing pleasure now I'll still be posting individual salt videos of the real crazy stuff like the party chats and the voice messages anything real crazy will still get its own video this is just more so to give you guys some extra salt content and uh see if it's something that you would be into so in this video I have three matches for you the first match is going to be what you saw in the thumbnail in the title where I went against a Survivor who sent me some salt after the match turns out that a couple years ago they had sent me a message saying they were a big fan of mine and uh now they they're calling me pathetic so uh just kind of goofy second match is a dredge speedrun that I did not even an intentional speedrun I just had the best dredge game of my life very fast dredge game it was like under 6 minutes and had a pretty salty ace at the end of the match who was insulting his teammates insulting console players and calling me an idiot and speaking of speedr running the last match you're going to see in this video is me playing Survivor trying to do a solo escape speedrun and I had a clown that I looped for a little bit and because I looped him he uh bmd me a bunch in the match and then messaged me afterwards it was just salty for no reason and I thought it was silly so I'm adding that in this video as well I really hope that you enjoy the matches and enjoy the goofy salt if this is is a series you want me to continue on this channel and it's something you enjoy please do let me know in the comments because I will continue to make it if you guys enjoy it so thank you all so much for watching and enjoy the video SALTY NIC nick man ran right into me he come straight here huh and he goes up too oh cuz he has live oh okay yeah he's giving up cuz it's a skull Merchant damn brother oh I see her I see her I see her I see her hold on hold on hold on I can cut her off I can cut her off no I can't cuz I [ __ ] can't move if that Nick runs at me and tries to give up I'm slugging him on the ground dang almost Sable number two oh nearly dude I almost had that use my uh uneducable to go back D this Ellen's good very good pathing by her another live that's two lives one from Nick one for her doesn't matter got her anyway uh you know what I'm going to do uh a Scourge would be cool but I'm gonna actually stick her in the basement cuz skull Merchant in basement is actually kind of [Music] gross I think uh I think the um yeah the Nick is just AFK you know what I'm going to do I'm going to go over I'm going to down him I'm going to slug him we don't let I already I talked about this on Twitter today we don't let these whiny players go welcome we don't let him go next you can bleed out you don't get to go next man if you want to go next give your teammates a DC penalty or sorry take a DC penalty give your teammates a bot is what I'm trying to say don't give your teammate a DC penalty that's not what I'm trying to say wait why can't why can't I drop a drone there we go so bad why did I delay so bad there oh it's a [ __ ] god pallet whoops that was a terrible play by me and she's gone too I don't even know where she went [ __ ] man damn it could have easily had a hit there if I would have just not [ __ ] it up all right there we go use the undetectable now we stick her in basement oh she's dead okay yo welcome in bunny okay [Music] yeah anytime players are going to be Petty like this and just try to be AFK or like throw gam is because they're mad because they want to rage Quit I'm just going to I'm just going to troll them back they don't just get to go next and screw their teammates over I'm good on that she has live I think oh no she doesn't that was the what happened uh he Nick tried to give up at five gens but his teammate saved him so then he threw a fit because his teammate saved him and he just went AFK for the rest of the match or or like just did nothing cuz he wanted me to kill him but instead of killing him I just made him sit through the entire match which is why he was the last he was The Last One Alive and he only had a th000 points cuz he just sat there and did nothing all right that is all the viewer builds currently so now we'll just rotate do some rotating I went against this person before in 2022 they said they were a huge fan bro had a change of heart that was two years ago even if you like people universally hate skull Merchant right think about how bad it is for the teammates you leave in a 1v3 like if you thought skull Merchant was bad at the start of a match when it's 1 V4 what the [ __ ] do your teammates do when you just leave immediately now they have to go not only are they going against the skull Merchant but they have to go against a skull Merchant without a teammate at least give him a SALTY ACE bot dredy boy dang they brought Auto Haven and they got a good one and my devour spawn next to a j it's kind of a riperoni and they're already on it too oh yeah that's like yeah as far as devour that's about as bad as you can get I got to watch out for flashlights too yeah she's already trying I don't I don't think I need to worry about devour anyway oh I was like why is that teleport so slow but it's because a Lori was hiding in there that's funny oh you [ __ ] up huh she was the obsess so she might have DS she doesn't holy [ __ ] wow [Applause] DS dude where are these DS's pretty solid drudge game dude had to go for her she wanted to cleanse my devour so pretty solid [ __ ] dredge game dude dude holy holy moly she's dead you're dead dude I actually got five Stacks with the worst devour totem ever no way man that's like the worst devour totem ever and I still got five stacks and they're not cleansing it either wow that's nuts I don't know where they [Applause] are I get to Mory both of them too dude let's go let's go go might be my best my best dredge game [Music] ever [Music] dang dang man dread Speed Run yeah maybe how long was this I don't know how long the match was but probably like 5 minutes maybe I don't know what did the Lori do yo we got theone I'm an idiot why are you so upset dude what did the Lori do that game you guys want to know what funny is I'm a console player I'm on PC right now but I'm still playing on [ __ ] controller and I absolutely [ __ ] on this guy he wants to talk [ __ ] [ __ ] about console players dude got absolutely [ __ ] bodied by one didn't complete a single SALTY CLOWN gen Josh thank for the 10 months and six nipples with the gifted sub as well very kind thank you what are we doing here clown he knew he knew he read me and then there's [ __ ] Sable the whole reason he's even at my gen man did he kick this no okay I just didn't have that much progress on it okay Clown's playing smart he's trying to snowball a bit oh Fang's dead did Fang attempt on hook why the [ __ ] is she death hook oh and now he's just going to oh my God we are just not in a good situation are we she hit second stage really did he see me yeah he did GG's buddy oh oh yeah all right what are we doing here all right too bad nobody's got unbreakable so we're just kind of cooked what is the plan buddy what why what are we doing I got I got nothing to run to there's like just a car just a bunch of cars there's no [ __ ] pallets anywhere what did I do to you it's not my fault you whiffed and couldn't [ __ ] down me why you taking it out on me buddy I think I think Buddy's a little mad he whiffed like [ __ ] three times sorry dude smack me yeah yeah I don't know what I did to the guy I don't know man but hey [Music] GG's damn wanted to tell him GG man Windows to give me a little bit of a boost in a Chase on top of resilience also helping me there oh the clown messaged me GG easy I love clown you know what's funny that clown has messages turned off because he's so scared of receiving messages from people I tried to tell him GG but his messages are private why so upset why so upset I don't get it why are they mad dude