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WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE
SHOW." THANKS FOR STAYING UP FOR US. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WE APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU. CHEESIER, GUYS. GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. (APPLAUSE). >> James: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. NOW OF COURSE WE HAVE TO START
WITH THE THING THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT, THE FINAL
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE AIRED TONIGHT. AND HONESTLY, I MEANT TO WATCH
IT, I REALLY DID. I DID, I DID. AND I GOT-- I GOT DISTRACTED
AGAIN AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS IS THE
SHOW THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE TURN TO FOR THEIR NEWS. (LAUGHTER)
LIKE I KNOW WHEN SOMETHING BIG HAPPENS IN POLITICS, EVERYONE IS
ALWAYS LIKE OH, WHAT'S CORDEN'S TAKE GOING TO BE. (LAUGHTER)
YOU KNOW, IN MANY WAYS, PEOPLE THINK OF ME AS THE BRITISH JOHN
OLIVER. BUT--
(LAUGHTER) BUT THE THING IS RIGHT BEFORE
THE DEBATE AIRED, I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH MY DVR AND I ENDED UP
WATCHING THIS SHOW CALLED HAWAII FIVE-O. THE REBOOT OF THE SHOW FROM THE
'70S. WELL, THE EPISODES I SAW WAS
FROM SEVEN SEVEN-- SEASON SEVEN BUT SHOW I WAS ABLE TO FOLLOW
ALONG WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM. IT HAD ACTION, ADVENTURE. IT HAD THAT GUY HURLEY FROM
LOST. IT HAD THAT OTHER GUY FROM LOST. I CAN ONLY ASSUME THOSE GUYS
JUST STAYED IN HAWAII AFTER THEY SHOT "LOST." LIKE THE SHOW EVEN HAS THE
CLASSIC THEME SONG. ♪ NO, NO, NO. WE'VE GOT-- WE HAVE GOT TO TALK
ABOUT THE DEBATE, RIGHT NOW APPARENTLY THERES WITH A BIG
CONTROVERSY LEADING UP TO THE EVENT WHEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN
ANNOUNCED THEY WERE GOING TO INVITE PRESIDENT OBAMA'S HALF
BROTHER MALEEK WHO WAS A TRUMP SUPPORTER, THEY WERE GOING TO
INVITE HIM TO THE DEBATE. I CAN IN THE BELIEVE THIS MALEEK
GUY, IS HE FROM KENYA, RELATED TO OBAMA AND HE SHOWS UP TO
SUPPORT TRUMP. I MEAN HE REALLY STABBED HIS
BROTHER IN THE BACK. WHICH IS EXACTLY LIKE HOW IN
HAWAII FIVE-O-- (LAUGHTER)
DR. MADISON GREY ENDED UP BEING A SERIAL KILLER WHO STABBED
DETECTIVE McGARRETT IN THE BACK. OH, HELL NO. SORRY, WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO
TALKING ABOUT THE DEBATE. I MEAN NOW CLEARLY TRUMP IS
USING OBAMA'S KENYAN HALF BROTHER TO ADD FIRE TO THE
BIRTHER CLAIM WHICH IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE OBAMA
RELEASED HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND WE SAW THAT HE WAS BORN IN
HAWAII. (LAUGHTER)
HAWAII. (LAUGHTER)
HAWAII FIVE-O-- I WISH YOU GUYS HAD SEEN THAT EPISODE! IT HAD CARS, IT HAD HOT BABES,
HAD IT GUNS, HAD IT HOT BABES WITH GUNS IN CARS. I MEAN LOOK! NO, NO, NO, JAMES, COME ON. PULL IT TOGETHER. PEOPLE ARE DEFEND-- DEPENDING ON
YOU. THEY WANT ANALYSIS. THEY WANT SATIRICAL ANALYSIS. LET'S TALK ABOUT TRUMP'S
CONSTANT CLAIMS THAT THE ELECTION IS BEING RIGGED. NOW TRUMP HAS BEEN REALLY
PUSHING THIS IDEA HARD THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. AND IF PEOPLE BELIEVE IT, IT
COULD BREATHE LIFE BACK INTO DONALD TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN. KIND OF LIKE HOW ON HAWAII
FIVE-O WHEN McGARRETT GAVE ALECIA BROWN MOUTH TO MOUTH
AFTER THEY WERE THROWN INTO AN UNDERWATER DEATH TRAP. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. BUT YES, THIS IS ALL FROM THE
SAME EPISODE. NOW I DIDN'T SEE THE DEBATE. I DIDN'T. BUT I BET HILL RAE KEPT HER
COOL, NO MATTER WHAT DONALD TRUMP THREW AT HER. AND THAT SHOULDN'T BE
SURPRISING. WOMEN DEAL WITH THEIR EMOTIONS
BETTER THAN MEN. WOMEN ARE LESS VY LENT EVEN WHEN
PSYCHOLOGICALLY IMPAIRED. BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS,
OKAY, I KNOW THAT IS A WEIRD THING TO SAY. BUT YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THOSE
THINGS. >> WOMEN DEAL WITH THEIR
EMOTIONS BETTER THAN MEN. WOMEN ARE LESS VY-EVEN WHEN
PSYCHOLOGICALLY IMPAIRED, BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS-- . >> James: THAT'S RIGHT, THEY
SAID IT ON HAWAII FIVE-O. SO LOOK, I DIDN'T SEE THE DEBATE
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY HILLARY HAS ALREADY HAD TWO
BOUTS WITH TRUMP AND SHE HAS DONE REALLY WELL. I HAVE A FEELING SHE LEFT
TONIGHT'S DEBATE KIND OF THE WAY