ASMR NFL Picks Week 1 2024 Season

hey hey what is up my fragrance and football family it is your boy your Whispering perfume perfume pimp football picking yeah hey hey what is up my ASMR and fragrance and football family it is your boy your Whispering football picking perfume pimp Christopher cologne and we are back for the 2024 season so this is you know my pigs I asked y'all if this is what y'all wanted to do so y'all said yeah I wasn't going to but uh cuz you know I don't watch football like I used to so but y'all wanted it so I'm going to give it to y'all so I'm going to see if I could do some different things this year too like I want to do a whiteboard and actually make my pics on the Whiteboard and then write them back down on my uh in The Notebook so or if y'all want to keep the writing sounds in the notebook like I'm going to do this video like I've been doing but what I'm going to do on this video is I'm going to change the camera angle to what I'm actually writing so and then I'm going to put it on screen to in uh in the screen where picture in screen where um it has the the the schedule so let's go ahead and change this camera view and get into this this okay so the way I'm having to do this I'm hoping this works in editing but okay so it fell week one 2024 y'all forgive my writing okay so tonight is the Ravens at the Chiefs that's going to be a good game now they're talking about Chiefs doing the three beat this year damn flies I don't think they'll get it I really don't but so week one is the Ravens of the Chiefs tonight at 820 and then we have the Packers at the Eagles and then we have the Panthers at the Saints we have the Vikings and the Giants then we have the Patriots at the Bengal what y'all think y'all think gerro Mayo is going to be able to turn that team around now that Bill bich is gone I kind of feel like maybe so but I don't know how much so then we got the Steelers at the Falcons I know y'all like the writing sound so I figured I'd do this we have the Texans at the Colts then we have the cards at the bills Cardinals then we have the Titans at the Bears I know y'all my my writing is atrocious and we got the Jaguars only I just right Jags the fins we have the Broncos Seahawks that just Road Hogs and Raiders the Chargers then Cowboys of the Browns commanders at the bcks how many more we got okay and then Rams lions and jets at the 49ers that's going to be interesting Aaron Rogers first game back okay so Ravens at the Chiefs this is the Chiefs at home they're expected to do a three beat this year season opener against the Ravens Okay so I think as long as uh what's his name um Lamar Jackson does his thing I think they can beat him don't try to be a pocket passer cuz that's not what you are a lot of these quarterbacks nowadays are not pocket passers like you know I mean Patrick Mahomes he can be a pocket passer on the run you know whatever Josh Allen Josh Allen's not necessarily a pocket passer he's more but on the Run type dude he's got to have the mobility Lamar Jackson um uh oh Jaylen herdz I think a lot of these quarterbacks you know they got to they got to move like you take away a lot of these newer quarterbacks you take away their legs and they don't I don't think they can rely on just their arm like old school quarterbacks did you know uh I think that they're more they have to rely more on their legs you take their legs away that's it so but I think if they can if they can keep Lamar Jackson doing his thing I think the Ravens can beat the Chiefs so um but the whole thing is is are they going to do it so I'll come back to that but we got the Packers at the Eagles now are the equals of flute team just a couple years ago cuz they didn't do nowhere near as good last year as they did the year before so or are the eals going to come out and do something against the Packers so I'm going to go with the eals then we have the Panthers at the Saints I'm going to go with the Saints which I think that the the Buccaneers are going to win that division anyway so cuz you got the Panthers the Saints the Falcons and then the uh which I don't know the Falcons might do it this year but I think it'll probably be the bugs then we got the Vikings at the Giants and I don't know what's going on with either team I'll go with the Vikings and since my schedule is switched up I might be watching football this year so I don't know not as of right now I don't know yet so the Patriots at the Bengals so you got uh what's his name oh I can't remember the quarterback's name I don't like I don't really like the dude Joe something uh I think so you know what I'm gonna because Gerard mayo and the new quarterback oh boy they got something to prove so they might just pull that off so I'm going to pick the Patriots but I can see them losing too okay then when they have the Steelers at the f I'm going to go with the Falcons so um cuz I don't know what all is going on with the Steelers uh I really don't know what else going on with the Falcons either so I guess I'll find out in a couple weeks cuz I'm going to try to keep better track of football this year so we got the Texans at the Colts uh I'm going to go with the Texans you know what I can see the Texans making a deep playoff run in all honesty um I think they're a better team than what people probably give them credit for so you know what yeah I'm going to I might just put them in the n in the AFC Championship game but then we have the Cardinals at the bills well I don't know man cuz we got the bills going on so but the bills kind of change some stuff changed with them over the offseason didn't it so they might look a little different then we got the Titans at the Bears um I don't remember what either team looks like so I'm just going to go with the Bears the home team then we got the Jaguars at the Dolphins I'll go with the dolphins then we got the Broncos at the Seahawks so Russell Wilson has gone from the Broncos um I'm going to go with the Seahawks and then we got the Raiders at the Chargers um I don't remember what's going on with the Raiders and you know what I'm just going to go with the Chargers though I can see that game going either way and then we have the Cowboys at the Browns so is Deshawn Watson going to be back or what you know so um I don't know I don't know um I can see that game going either way I'm just going to go with the Cowboys just cuz they're the more popular team then we got the commanders at the Bucks I'm going to go with the bucks see what they do this year see if the see if a old baker can keep it going then we got the r he like he did last year he did pretty good last year so then we got the Rams at the Lions um I'm going to go with the Lions and then we have the Jets at the 49ers um I'm just going to go with the 49ers though I could see the 49ers looking totally different this year so yeah I get man the 49ers I don't know why I kind of get this feeling they might struggle this year so as far as the Ravens and the Chiefs go um Ravens I'm going to go with the Ravens I don't like the Ravens Patrick Mahomes is cool and all and I don't really care for the Chiefs either but I'd rather see the Ravens win because I don't want to see Patrick Mahomes take the record you know take the win the most Super Bowls and become the goat which it's very possible so yeah while I think it's very possible um I don't want it to happen because Tom Brady's my favorite player you know was my favorite player Brett farre was my favorite of all time just because I loved his style play um which Patrick Mahomes plays a lot like him I think um a little more mobile and stuff than what Favre was in his younger days but Favre would hit your ass too back in the day that's what made me like him so um but yeah so we got the Ravens over the Chiefs the Eagles over the Packers the Saints over the Panthers the Vikings over the Giants the Patriots over the Bengals the Falcons over the Steelers the Texans over the Colts the bills over the Cardinals the Bears over the Titans the uh the Dolphins over the Jaguars the seaw walk Seahawks seaw walks Seahawks over the Broncos the Chargers over the Raiders the Cowboys over the Browns the Bucks over the commanders the Lions over the Rams and the 49ers over the Jets oh I could see the Jets pulling that off anyone you know so but I don't know but yeah I see the 49ers looking different this year so but y'all what do y'all think about uh the newer style quarterback that relies more on his legs and his arm now I'm not saying these newer style quarterbacks don't don't have big arms can't get it done with their arm and everything like that but you know a lot of their Styles is very Reliant on legs like if you took their legs away could they do it Patrick Mahomes can you know I'm pretty sure he could and he's going to have to as he gets older uh which all these mobile quarterbacks are going to have to as they get older can Josh Allen do it straight from the pocket you know like a Tom Brady or a pton Manning or you know like like I was saying you know like Brett farre Brett farre back in the day he moved pretty damn good now if you were to take away his if you were to take away Brett vb's Mobility he wasn't necessarily a running quarterback but he could be pretty damn mobile if he needed to he could scramble and all that so but like Tom Brady Pate Manning they weren't scramblers they would every so often but they weren't scramblers or Runners so uh if you know like if they would if you would if Brett for wouldn't had that I don't think he would have been as good as he was and some people would probably argue that because Brett farb did throw a whole shitload of interceptions so uh he he he did make a lot of mistakes but Brett Barre pulled off a lot of magical too so but you also need receivers to pull that off and the offensive line but like I said he moved a lot so without that movement could he have still been the same player that he was so that goes to show that goes to ask the question these newer quarterbacks that rely on their legs without their without their legs like that without their ability to move could they be as an impactful player as they are now without their legs so y'all let me know in the comments uh and let me know y'all's picks I'll see y'all next video y'all take it easy and peace peace peace peace