[Music] Eden review Ron Howard's historicalÂ
Thriller strands us on an island with characters  who grow Ron Howard has always taken prideÂ
in being an Eclectic filmmaker in the last  40 years he has made movies about mermaidsÂ
cocoons Auto factories astronauts firefighters  newspapers beautiful mines cave Rescuers theÂ
Grinch the D Vinci Code The Beatles and pavati  but at the Toronto Film Festival premiere ofÂ
his latest movie Eden he declared that the film  stands farther apart from his other work thanÂ
anything he has ever done he's right though not  for the reason he thinks Eden which is basedÂ
on events that unfolded 100 years ago on one  of the galpagos islands is a difficult movie toÂ
characterize it's been labeled as a thriller but  I would describe it as a misanthropic survivalistÂ
Robinson cruso meets who's Afraid of Virginia wolf  with deranged footnotes by Friedrich n forÂ
Howard the film sure is different it has sex  murder and animal Slaughter yet there's anotherÂ
word for it the word is terrible while there's  no denying that Howard has made the ultimate movieÂ
not in his wheelhouse what's most different about  it isn't The Eccentric subject matter it'sÂ
that Howard got so immersed in the subject  so possessed by it so lost in it that he forgotÂ
to do what he can usually do in his sleep tell a  relatable story from the outset we're nagged byÂ
the question if the characters are historically  based and real then why do they feel so hopped upÂ
and synthetic Jude LW who I just saw give what may  be the best performance of his career as an FBIÂ
agent in the order here descends into hambone to  Tonic surliness as friederick Ritter a GermanÂ
physician who has turned is back on society to  go to the isolated Green Island of floriana in theÂ
southern part of Ecuador's Galapagos archipelago  it's 1929 and while the debacle of World WarÂ
I is long over the world has been plunged into  economic collapse Ritter believes that what liesÂ
ahead is total Destruction of the old order with  the possibility that a new Utopia could be builtÂ
on top of it and he by God is going to be the one  to design it he's working with a Messianic fury onÂ
a Manifesto that he sits at his typewriter all day  long pounding away at clack clack clack drawingÂ
swaths of dark inspiration from n Ritter is trying  to imagine a new future but he already appearsÂ
to have given up the ghost of it his exhortations  are driven by a cynical Bluster a loss of faith inÂ
mankind that seems to be the real reason that he's  abandoned Germany to live as a tropical hermit heÂ
does have his wife with him Dora Vanessa Kirby and  together they carry on like a debauched Adam andÂ
Eve she's there to support his Grand Vision but  the two fight even more than they fornicate andÂ
what we feel watching them is that the ritters  are on a crusade that seems doomed because it'sÂ
nuts Friedrich is no n he comes off more like a  warped 1960s monomaniac who's done too manyÂ
drugs so what's at stake that's what Howard  and his screenwriter Noah pink never figured outÂ
early on another couple show up and they're the  opposite of the ritters hin Whitmer DanielÂ
BR and his wife Margaret Sydney Sweeney have  come to floriana because they've been followingÂ
accounts of the ritters and want to join their  movement they brought along their son HarryÂ
Jonathan tile because he has tuberculosis and  they couldn't afford to place him in a sanitariumÂ
Maybe the island air will cure him you'd think a  communal theorist like Ritter would welcome theseÂ
disciples but no he just wants them to go away he  sets them up in the stone groto nearby explainingÂ
how hard is to even get fresh water on the island  he doesn't exactly roll out the welcome shrub andÂ
it's not as if there's some dramatic connection  between the two couples the interactions areÂ
downbeat and disgruntled Howard has said that  he based Eden on two conflicting accounts of theÂ
events it depicts and that's how it plays as a  film that never locates a point of identificationÂ
we're held at arms length observing the characters  as if they were part of an insect Colony we alsoÂ
get to observe a lot of wildlife crabs wild pigs a  full frontal Jude Law then a mystery player showsÂ
up yet another Island visitor though this one has  a very different agenda Anna Aras the charismaticÂ
actress from knives and blonde plays aloise boset  the Wagner warhorn aka the baroness a party girlÂ
fatal who arrives with a pel of men and with her  stated intention of building a luxury hotel on theÂ
island is she serious is she really a baroness the  Aros plays her with a smile of ripe immoralityÂ
and an accent that makes her sound like meline  KH in Young Frankenstein she acts like she's inÂ
a 30s Drawing Room comedy which is rather absurd  but for a while you can feel the movie come aliveÂ
when she's on screen the rest of the time it keeps  sinking into its sluggish morass of bad vibesÂ
and even de armas's hotter starts to wear thin  Eden Lopez along without energy or purpose butÂ
with a great deal of random showboating Sydney  Sweeney gets the film Center of radiant sanityÂ
award her Margaret is humble and likable and  though she has to go through a childbirthÂ
scene that's all but designed to make up  squirm you feel something for her yet asÂ
the relationships slowly disintegrate and  the film begins to turn into some weirdly madcapÂ
version of Lord of the Flies we're not sure how  to take in what we're seeing Howard should haveÂ
worked harder to ensure that the audience was  invested in these people from the beginningÂ
he seems to assume that we'll just go along  for the ride but I can't imagine that thereÂ
will be much of an audience for Eden a movie  that makes you want to get off that Island andÂ
go back to a place where the people are sane