all right sweetheart let's find out if your wee boyfriend gives a [ __ ] about you he's got 6 minutes till noon and if he doesn't you he'll be picking up pieces of you all over the Street St [Music] [Music] look who's [Music] here let her go clinch well now Tre conquers all doesn't it sweet her let her go and let you and me just settle us like adults leis B come and take this her Albert no don't be stupid Albert get out of here get out of here too late for that he's already been stupid haven't you Albert you've been with my wife well we haven't actually done it if that makes any kind of a difference okay look look look here's my idea okay you're pretty tough guy yeah why don't you prove it gunfight you and me right here right now you really do have a death waste don't you I guess you'll have to find that out huh uhhuh take out your gone point inap me good boy hey we should on three [Laughter] one I've been playing cards a long time and I would never have bet on that Stark where'd you learn to shoot your wife oh oh snap holy [ __ ] okay look look look before you kill me just grant me a few last words all right make it quick let Anna live all right let her live this this is not her fault I kissed her she didn't kiss me all right it's not her fault I mean she didn't tell me she was married so it's a little bit her fault I guess so yeah I guess that's kind of true so maybe just shoot her in the arm what the and one more thing um my grandparents were Arabic so I'm required by Muslim tradition to recite the Islamic death chant immediately before dying this will only take a moment [Music] it what's a matter clinch you not feeling well you okay boss what's happening to me you know there are A Million Ways to Die in the West clinch there's uh famine disease gunfights and uh wild animals you know like snakes and you know the funny thing is you don't even have to get bitten all you need is a little bit of the Venom introduced into your bloodstream and you're pretty much screwed for example if you drain a certain amount of Venom from the fangs of a diamondback Rattler into a Hol tip bullet you really only need one shot now I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important but if I caught you by surprise well Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark and just a small amount of Venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's Albert he's dead he you did it oh yeah did he hear all that smart stuff I did uh no no I don't think so oh well still good though oh that's great I thought it was really good [Music] Albert I [Music]