>> Taylor: WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
YOU WILL BE PLAYING FOR THIS MUG OF COFFEE. THERE ARE STAINS ON
THE OUTSIDE BECAUSE I BROUGHT IT FROM HOME AND IT'S BUILD A
LITTLE IN THE CAR. WHAT MAKES FOR AN IDEAL WING PERSON? >>
SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE SEX THEN ME. >> SOMEONE WHO TALKS ABOUT
ALL OF MY STRENGTHS WHILE I ACT BASHFUL. >> I COULDN'T CONTROL
THAT. THAT WORKS. >> WHO, ME? HE'S BASHFUL. YOU HAVE TO TALK
TO HIM FIRST. >> SUESUZI? >> IT GOES CLASSIC BUT NOT TOO SPICY
THAT IT BURNS MY MOUTH. [LAUGHTER] >> I LIKE IT. >> IF
YOU WERE ON THE INTERNET OVER THE SUMMER, YOU KNOW HALEY
WELCH, A.K.A. HAWK TUAH THE WOMAN WHO GOT FAMOUS FOR TALKING
ABOUT SOMETHING I CANNOT SAY ON CBS. >> A LITTLE WHILE AGO, MY
LIFE TOOK A LEFT TURN AND ALONG THE WAY I REALIZED EVERYONE IS
ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION. CHECK OUT MY PODCAST EVERY WEEK,
"TALK TUAH." [LAUGHTER] >> Taylor: YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT
IS A GOOD NAME. WE WERE IN THE WRITERS ROOM THIS MORNING LIGHT
BLEEPED, THAT IS GOOD. SHE IS STARTING A PODCAST AS ALL PUBLIC
FIGURES MUST IN ACCORDANCE WITH GOD'S LAW. KUDOS TO HER. >> GIVE
ME ANOTHER ONE. >> YO BRO WITH OPRAH. HI >> HAHA WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON.
>> OFF THE CUFFALO WITH MARK RUFFALO. >> Taylor: NONANGELENOS
DON'T HAVE THIS RESOURCE SO THEY HAVE TO PREDICT THE FUTURE AND
OTHER WAYS. PAULA RAMBLES EXPLAINED SINCE HER SISTER MOVED
TO A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE, SHE IS TECHNICALLY SENDING TEXTS FROM
TEN HOURS IN THE FUTURE LIKE TODAY IS NICE, YOU'RE GOING TO
LIKE IT. THAT IS ANOTHER CLUE SHE DOES NOT LIVE IN L.A. WHAT
IS THE WORST TEXT YOU CAN GET FROM TEN HOURS IN THE FUTUR GET
FROM TEN HOURS IN THE FUT FUTURE? >> WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING
IN THE MOUNTAINS LATER, MAKE A LEFT TURN BUT DON'T FORGET TO
AH! >> GREAT NEWS, THE GUY YOU HIT IS GOING TO LIVE. [LAUGHTER]
>> IT'S OKAY. WE HAVE ALL STARTED IRREVERSIBLE FOREST
FIRES BEFORE. >> THAT'S WHAT SMOKEY THE BEAR SAYS. >> I LIKE
TEN HOURS YOU HAVE ALREADY FORGIVEN YOURSELF. >> I ONCE
SMOKED WEED WITH SMOKEY THE BEAR. I WAS LIKE, YOU CAN'T JUST
SAY THAT. >> HE'S GOT HIS BLOOD DIPPED IN HONEY. [LAUGHTER] >>
HE HAS A SIGN THAT SAYS THE DANGER OF GETTING HIGH TODAY IS
SUPER HIGH. >> WHY DID I JUST BELIEVE YOU? >> FICTIONAL BEAR,
I SMOKE WITH HIM. >> I AM LIKE, OH, MY GOD, TELL ME EVERYTHING.
I RAN AROUND WITH DONALD DUCK. >> WERE WE TALKING ABOUT WINNIE
THE POOH? >> DONALD DUCK. >> YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO GET INTO THE BIG NEWS ABOUT CROWS. RESEARCHERS
PUBLISHED A STUDY THAT CROWS ARE SMARTER THAN WE THOUGHT. THEY
ARE ABLE TO MEMORIZE THE SHAPE AND SIZE OF OBJECTS AND RECREATE
THEM AND CAN EVEN MAKE TOOLS. THESE CROWS ARE SO SMART. >> HOW
SMART ARE THEY? >> THEY ARE SO SMART THEY CAN USE CALCULATORS
TO WRITE BOOBS. >> AND THEY KNOW WHAT BOOBS ARE. >> HUMAN, NOT
CROW. >> THEY ARE SO SMART THE BAND
COUNTING CROWS HAS TO CHANGE THEIR NAME TO ADVANCED
TRIGONOMETRY CROWS. >> THEY ARE SO SMART THEY WROTE A BOOK OF
POETRY CALLED CROWETRY. MAP, YOU HEATHENS. -- SNAP, YOU HEATHENS.
>> Taylor: JORDAN IS AHEAD. 1600 POINTS. >> Taylor: WHEN WE COME
BACK, WE ARE JOINED BY FREDERICK RICHARDS.