oh Darwin more like Darwin a five-game ban am I right you couldn't keep your cool for just one tournament now you'll have all that extra time to perfect that red card collection you're working on seriously are you trying to make the ref's Christmas card list you know what they say play Silly games Win silly bands or In Darwin's case play aggressive games get banned from five do you think FIFA hands out these suspensions with little participation trophies quick someone get Nuna a trophy before he tries to earn another card imagine being so Infamous that your absence is actually a relief for the referees Darwin my man you've redefined taking one for the team just not the way your coach had in mind maybe next time sign up for chess no tackles in that one making headlines not for his hat tricks but for his Grand exit strategies five games he says challenge accepted got to hand it to him he's a man of commitment just not the kind you want on your fantasy football team if you catch my drift fans screaming from the stands put Darwin in refs rejoicing in their happy place please don't the man is playing a completely different game out there and by different I mean the kind that ends with you watching from the couch a lot more often Copa America highlights Messi Neymar and suspens mention of Darwin Nunes it's like he's channeling the spirit of a WWE wrestler in the wrong sport did someone forget to tell him that biting shoving and dramatic exits are so 2014 Suarez left some big controversial shoes to fill all right football fans here's a question for you with all those spare evenings free how should Darwin Nunes spend his time painting red cards writing an apology Memoir or coaching refs on how to dodge flying tempers give us your funniest suggestion like And subscribe please