THROWGOD on Travis Hunter, Connor Stallions, Barstool Sports NPC, Warren Sapp, Shedeur Sanders

Connor stallions KKK the kid the college football coaches they had to pull him aside they said uh Conor can you stop shaving your head you're scaring the the blacks uh he said coach don't worry I'm gonna get that offense running Like Clockwork Orange he's the Edward Norton of EA Sports uh schizophrenic narcissistic um being a football coach is just a figment of his imagination when playing fantasy football you take it too far and you actually want to feel and [ __ ] the players the coaches I'd imagine they walked in the locker room and Connor was sitting on a stool and uh he had a tape measure out and the players were in line and he was sizing up their schlongs he was making he was typing the size into a spreadsheet on his Google Docs full of game day dicks um look at this Cory little factious smile uh where again not a football player this is what happens when you don't make it to the league and you're a make A- Wish Foundation kid and you know his dad told him he said you know I should have known in Little League when you were that little um that we were going to have problems parenting you uh [ __ ] skin head he has to bck it every single day with shaving cream on top his hair grows back like Tim Allen and the [ __ ] Santa Claus uh he's so stressed out he [ __ ] uh he's like boss baby of ball when he when he came from boss baby Enterprises he came to [ __ ] Earth uh to be a football coach and he got here and it turned him into a [ __ ] and he was like what the [ __ ] is this and he was freaking out that he's just an average kid from an average family with a blow average father and uh who wears Perry Ellis pants he take him to the park and kick the soccer ball with him so he he learned no real football skills so he had to imagine them he had to he had to pretend that he was a football player his entire life wearing a college football to has always been a Halloween costume um it's always been a fantasy of his the way people watch porn he watches football practice um I'm sure Jim caught him jacking off uh in the film room where and he's like he's just stroking his talk to [ __ ] play calls um in fact he actually set up a camera um uh it was actually they said it was to you know record signals and put them in his spreadsheets but it was actually uh the start to his only fans and uh one of the signals was just him just [ __ ] oh oh oh about oh he's about to throw [ __ ] ropes he just was [ __ ] spray come against the Walling the wall and uh and they said um and he [ __ ] he's like I have to [ __ ] delete that's a video that's not a picture of him with doing play call signals by him he's a Jeffrey dmer of do jocks he has a little uh he has like a [ __ ] um steel doldrum uh fed with acidic acids mytic acids for above ground pools that he [ __ ] puts little black Cabbage Patch dolls in um he um he likes to walk through the locker room and stare at the black kid's dicks he likes black meat he [ __ ] uh he he loves black guys he wants to start a barbecue restaurant where he eats severed black guy limbs like H I got that black guy baby backr barbecue sauce and he's just um and he just he's the Jeffrey dmer of of uh of of jocks I mean they he he said he had a a spare apartment that he would rent out on Airbnb um and people would stay there and they'd be like what's that smell it smells like SEF furic acid um and they would they would find the one of the drums in the garage um it would filmed with you know his autograph Jim Harbaugh football and autographed helmets and cards he collected and all the football memorabilia um and they turned around and he was just dressed as a cat burglar and a ski mask and he would [ __ ] put chlorop on because they would find him out um you know it's just another serial killer documentary basically on Investigative Discovery Channel he's just the uh the Ted Bundy of trying to help Michigan win a title uh his dad's disappointed in him and uh it's a it's a waste of your time I wanted it to turn it off um you have to remember I want I want you to remember this like this scene right here is fake okay a producer went up to Colin and was like let's get a scene of you sitting in a movie theater and staring at a movie screen with a projector behind you um and he's like is Brett Favre and Mike hram gonna be there and's he's gonna ask Brett what uh nickel coverage is and he's and he's gonna say uh he he doesn't know he just [ __ ] I know the answer it's five defensive backs and they're like no son this is all for show this is all fake this is green screen this whole show is green screen um you're just a stupid [ __ ] idiot that's not smart that lives in the back of your [ __ ] uh Craigslist car in some [ __ ] parking lot at a [ __ ] gas station all right that's all this [ __ ] is your parents don't care about you they made you live in the back of a [ __ ] car you know my parents never made me live in the back of a car speaking of recessions and economies my parents never made me I've never been poor when they say oh we're in a recession gr uh grocery [ __ ] store groceries cost more than ever I don't know what they're [ __ ] talking about it's been the same since I was a baby I've just I guess I maybe I was born rich or it's my white privilege but I I never know what people are saying when they're saying oh we're in a bad economy we're in a recession I'm planning on going to see Beetlejuice this Friday I don't [ __ ] know what anyone is talking about um and and uh but anyways like I said this is fake right here okay this is this right look at his little smug little [ __ ] sociopathic [ __ ] smile what are you some kind of fake [ __ ] CIA agent of [ __ ] college football I mean like the the Michigan coaches had to stop him because he would show up to practice dress like Neil from The Matrix they're like what are you doing he's like well [ __ ] we're playing appalachin state they're the [ __ ] agent Smiths of college football they're like what you know it just he's always in [ __ ] different disguises it's like can you just be yourself he's like no that's boring if I was just myself I'm just another baby that was born in the world that's gonna grow up to be [ __ ] uh live a life full of [ __ ] I'm a and and and you're right you are a [ __ ] a bad apple um look at this [ __ ] uh Humpty Dumpty [ __ ] egg head uh it's the skin head of of [ __ ] the shenado Connor of [ __ ] Ste signals I mean what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] this [ __ ] this overg glorified [ __ ] schizophrenic [ __ ] [ __ ] he has a [ __ ] spreadsheet that he [ __ ] types in where recruits come from across the country is that because you were never recruited because you're a [ __ ] that's what his Pop's told him he's like I don't know why isn't it always funny that the people that are obsessed with football or never actually good at football do you know what I'm saying like he's [ __ ] obsessed M with football but he can't throw the football he can't run the football he can't play football and then he just blames it on his body and in age where we have CEOs reverse engineering biology and billionaires [ __ ] basically Benjamin buttoning themselves back into babies and he's like balling because he doesn't know what to do with a [ __ ] ball and he's blaming his body for being a [ __ ] broke dick [ __ ] he's a backup coach that's how bad it is for him he's not a backup quarterback he has a [ __ ] uh um he's a [ __ ] backup coach that's how [ __ ] bad it is look at this [ __ ] standing back there and the thing he's the he's the he's the Jeffrey Epstein of EA Sports the child trafficking of of college football [ __ ] signals but the problem is he didn't even take any Polaroids of him teaching the players of him uh Polaroids or pictures of the of him sharing the signals with the coaches he all you have to do is get a pair of Snapchat [ __ ] sunglass stop recording yourself [ __ ] skateboarding outside your car because you can't sleep at night and [ __ ] he can't do a [ __ ] Olli he can't do a [ __ ] kick flip he's a [ __ ] uh this guy is is a [ __ ] he's gonna have to become a Quaker he's gonna have to become Amish he's gonna have to move into the [ __ ] forest and become a feral person because of how fad he [ __ ] up [ __ ] being a football coach which they broke dick they make no [ __ ] money he's got no [ __ ] money I'm sitting there last night on the couch I'm like holy [ __ ] this guy the Michigan man with no money that's what I'm [ __ ] think first of all G don't make [ __ ] they get stiens and [ __ ] fake College School Credit scholarships they don't even get [ __ ] salaries he's [ __ ] sitting he has no [ __ ] money he's used to eating at the [ __ ] free food court on [ __ ] campus he's got no food he's got no jobs his [ __ ] pets heads are falling off I didn't see one girlfriend standing up for him I didn't see one [ __ ] woman at all I didn't didn't see any of that like okay you spend all the time on your computer screen staring at spreadsheets where's the [ __ ] like where's the where is the you don't have one [ __ ] girlfriend to say you're a [ __ ] good guy he had one black [ __ ] linebacker that that and he's like that's that's the biggest deal in his life he's like man I snuck into the [ __ ] Ohio State game and [ __ ] snow mobile clothes and dressed as a [ __ ] Shawn White the snowboarder and I had a ski mask on and I pulled it down and black guy in the team saw my smile and he said what are you doing here and he gave me a big hug it was like the best day of my life it was like my birthday a [ __ ] black guy in the team [ __ ] hugging me I mean that's that's what I'm [ __ ] saying look at this [ __ ] smile on this [ __ ] little skank skunky [ __ ] little lizard [ __ ] face look at this [ __ ] guy this little [ __ ] rat the F this is the thing about the this is the thing about [ __ ] life these NP you don't go to the NFL look at this [ __ ] little MPC look at little [ __ ] wormy little he looks like a [ __ ] finger with a face look at this [ __ ] little NPC thinks he's going to [ __ ] think he taking credit for the Michigan National Title he's sitting there at the end like he's a owner of some [ __ ] NFL team like he's Robert Craft the winning the Super Bowl he's standing there in the [ __ ] in the nose bleed sections he's [ __ ] he's the reason Jim is now an NFL head coach he [ __ ] he taught Jim everything he [ __ ] knows man he's just sitting back there he's like you know what he is he said he's a [ __ ] Navy Seal in the [ __ ] military you walked around the [ __ ] carpet mall and some deadend [ __ ] low class Suburban [ __ ] town and you signed up at a [ __ ] folding tear chable or some [ __ ] uh uh military recruiter give you 30k up front to [ __ ] join so you [ __ ] that's a I'm I'm for the military thank you God thank you for serving for our [ __ ] country [ __ ] maniacs but a lot of them are mentally ill and that's why they're going to the [ __ ] military because they're not going to make it here in real life because he thinks he's a fake spy he thinks this is [ __ ] minions and he's [ __ ] Groot or something he's a [ __ ] he thinks he's like he thinks he's a fake he thinks he's James Bond he's a [ __ ] jackass um it's crazy bro it's it's this this is the dumbest [ __ ] I've ever seen and after he's done here he's not gonna go make a bunch of money he's gonna be the [ __ ] Kyle writtenhouse of [ __ ] recordkeeping [ __ ] signals we we's going to sell that [ __ ] no one's going to [ __ ] buy it no one [ __ ] cares he's a cancer that's why he look like he has cancer because he is a cancer patient all right I mean this guy I mean this is basically um a documentary about fraud in football it's just another guy who [ __ ] committed fraud that's all that look at this face you're just a fraud you're just a that's all it is you're not a football coach you're not and now he's like a defensive coordinator at some broke [ __ ] high school making what 50k if that in Florida you don't even get paid he's probably making a 1K [ __ ] stipend not doing [ __ ] [ __ ] showering in the [ __ ] school [ __ ] and pissing in the school bathroom stalls I mean this guy's what is this guy is [ __ ] like Kyle writtenhouse of recordkeeping is what this kid is okay and what this and oh the N the NRA is gonna pay your bills against the NCAA and the lawyer fees the lawyers like uh now that the the lawyer just wanted the Netflix documentary he got paid in publicity he told [ __ ] Connor I'll do it for free but Connor keeps trying to call him um and and he's like uh okay the Netflix thing came out like I'm that was it like I don't want to I'm not [ __ ] voicemail boox not set up and no one's answering and now he's not in the NCAA he doesn't have a [ __ ] day job he doesn't I mean he's not going to the league his LinkedIn doesn't [ __ ] work and he gets to live the rest of his life as a loser living in the walls of his [ __ ] parents house his dad's sleeping at night and he hears a little [ __ ] Jitterbug you're someone in the [ __ ] fridge he's Liv my house haunted it's my son Connor getting some getting favorite [ __ ] snack he's getting a capri son to sneak into his [ __ ] bed that he has in the [ __ ] basement and he [ __ ] comes out there he has a creek up the stairs he goes into his bedroom he's like I didn't Conor didn't say he was coming home and Conor coming home and he [ __ ] sees the string in the attic at his [ __ ] closet swinging and he says Connor are you sneak in the walls again he's like sorry Dad I'm [ __ ] home uh for the for for a little while he's like well keep it down in there all right you should have told me you were coming home you know trying to have sex with your mom I sorry pops and he [ __ ] and then he's and he just [ __ ] he's in he's got a boom box going in the [ __ ] basement and it's not even a music it's him beating himself off he Fu he's [ __ ] Conor's down there he's the [ __ ] the only fans of football he's jacking off the favorite [ __ ] pictures of his favorite football players faces and [ __ ] coming on his computer screen ah his dad's like shut the [ __ ] up he can hear his son jacking off it's kind of making him horny he turns to his mom he like you turn over and suck me ass he said shut the [ __ ] up I got to [ __ ] get out from work in the morning you suck your [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] do it right now I'll [ __ ] do it right now I'll cut this kateed artery right now I swear to God I'll [ __ ] cut it right here on the live stream I'll [ __ ] go viral I'll get a [ __ ] million views and then a week later it'll stop trending and I and my life will be for [ __ ] nothing I'll [ __ ] do it right now godam damn [ __ ] [ __ ] holy [ __ ] get a permanent marker and just draw a [ __ ] dick on your face you [ __ ] [ __ ] you look like a [ __ ] penis that grew up to be a [ __ ] person this [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah and then he [ __ ] lies to the NCA investigators this is the funny picture of me standing on the side like look at the face I'm making I look like I just ate a Nutter butter I look at this funny [ __ ] picture of me what you think it's some kind of [ __ ] fairy tale you [ __ ] you [ __ ] degenerate you think it's some kind of [ __ ] fairy tale where you're like a [ __ ] uh you like become friends with a [ __ ] dog in a Disney movie airbud that can [ __ ] catch and you're [ __ ] saving the dog from some pesky [ __ ] dog catchers in the [ __ ] NCAA I'll [ __ ] Save You by stealing signals and we'll live happily ever after this [ __ ] [ __ ] Conor stallions holy [ __ ] he thinks it's a he thinks it's a fairy tale he thinks it's fun in games people losing their [ __ ] jobs losing their [ __ ] lives thinks it's a [ __ ] fun in games he thinks this is funny look at this little kid [ __ ] face this is a little [ __ ] kid face right here he thinks this is [ __ ] funny no one [ __ ] cares that you're even alive all right why didn't you take your signal stealing and stve Steve McNair in the [ __ ] episode in the show before huh why didn't you give Steve McNair some signals he was going to be shot in the [ __ ] head and his dick cut off and stuffed in his [ __ ] mouth and you could have St there the show before you [ __ ] hey there's my little buddy right there I put my big oh his hand super big and it's on my shoulder hey Aiden you would you ever choke out my Adam's apple and squeeze it so tight that a worm comes out of my mouth a worm wiggles out of of my mouth hey I'm your little cancer patient buddy I have one wish and it's to meet Aiden Hutchinson in the locker room and he says that he likes me that's what make me live forever and when I go to heaven the first thing I'm going to do is tell God about my memories of meeting him when I was on Earth I had the best time God I meet a best friend his name was Aiden and he wasn't an [ __ ] he asked me what my name was and I said it's Conor look at me look at me I'm [ __ ] look at look at this [ __ ] guy they're all cannibals they're all cannibals all the team trainers they're all cannibals I mean this guy's a [ __ ] I mean I'm not kidding you dude he's back there they [ __ ] players they put their laundry on a loop they send it to the back to get [ __ ] a wash in the washing machine and he sniffs the boxers he puts them over his head and suffocates himself like a Bic girl with a [ __ ] plastic bag I [ __ ] sniff that [ __ ] nut right off the [ __ ] [ __ ] stains he he [ __ ] licks the [ __ ] stains right off the [ __ ] underwear puts them in the wash Conor stallions I'm sick of this [ __ ] dog [ __ ] I'm watching [ __ ] uh I didn't want to watch it but it popped up on my [ __ ] Instagram feed Yak on [ __ ] bar stool they got this [ __ ] on there named Tony [ __ ] Tony Tony P who the this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] they have him on the [ __ ] yak and they're all laughing having a good he's like I'm just myself I mean I didn't have the stones to [ __ ] be to to be a newscaster coming out of high school and and he's on the bar stool and they're exploiting the [ __ ] out of them and and I laughed because when throg God was on bar stool I [ __ ] got uh I got kicked off I [ __ ] kicked Brandon um Walker the [ __ ] little [ __ ] with the [ __ ] blonde hair I kicked a [ __ ] fake Las Vegas Phil Sims [ __ ] impersonator I [ __ ] made him walk off his own show he threw his [ __ ] headset on the ground I have the video I'll put it on YouTube it's so I told him I knew how to make black people do stuff and he [ __ ] freaked out you should have seen the look on the [ __ ] Brenda who's the [ __ ] uh who's the the Jack maack or whatever [ __ ] uh whatever that [ __ ] douchebag is I [ __ ] looks like a look at what's his name Jack maack JM Jack maack [ __ ] bar stool look at this [ __ ] guy look at this [ __ ] guy look at this [ __ ] nut sucker I mean look at this guy's nuts I mean look look at this little [ __ ] nut sucker look at him look at this [ __ ] picture you're a bar stool [Laughter] fan I'll [ __ ] do it right now I'll [ __ ] do it holy [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] guy this is who you're getting your [ __ ] sports information from look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the this missing chromosome [ __ ] stinky [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] he looks like a neon natal pry baby that find they finally let out of the little plexiglass [ __ ] uh at the where you have to put your hands in the gloves and you have to [ __ ] touch it and it's like a it's like a hot potato out of the [ __ ] microwave with a funny face and you [ __ ] gota you barely touch it it looks like a little Sphinx cat it it look looks like our [ __ ] uh [ __ ] fell out it and it it was trying to change into a [ __ ] person uh look look at this [ __ ] guy get Pi look I'll smack that [ __ ] ball out of your hand you'll [ __ ] fumble all right get that stupid [ __ ] look off your face look at this guy he looks like look at him look at this [ __ ] meatball holy [ __ ] look at his [ __ ] you look how uh [ __ ] puffy he looks he looks like he's got he's on his [ __ ] period in his pajamas look at this [ __ ] officer doofy um this guy's a [ __ ] mentally ill [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dick sucker um look at it she didn't come on she didn't come on the show cuz she knew three throw God was going to be on the I was going to ask her anyways why are women even talking about sports I don't [ __ ] get it I mean why are you should have a [ __ ] only fans where you're not hooked up to a [ __ ] dildo machine you're [ __ ] squirting everywhere that's the only thing you should be [ __ ] saying about sports um I guess I guess somebody uh gave her a [ __ ] baby or something he was saying and probably is gonna grow up broke and and not able to do anything with a ball or maybe it'll grow up to be [ __ ] uh Jack Jack [ __ ] Mac um look at this guy this guy I mean holy [ __ ] H could you imagine if this was your son if you literally gave birth to a little boy and it [ __ ] grew up and it [ __ ] this was your [ __ ] son and you had to [ __ ] deal with that every day as a [ __ ] dad you had to go to an elementary school and [ __ ] see him in a school play and he was dressed up like [ __ ] cerebral paly [ __ ] Peter Pan and they had [ __ ] lift wires on a wheelchair and they were [ __ ] and he was like waving through the [ __ ] air and a holding a [ __ ] wheelchair breathing through a tube [ __ ] and he was like uh he was like cerebral paly [ __ ] uh uh [ __ ] Peter P this [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] anyways uh holy [ __ ] dude look at this guy holy [ __ ] this guy inside of his brain he has a [ __ ] uh there's a fist inside of his brain he doesn't need it's just a human fist inside of his brain his [ __ ] uh I mean this guy [ __ ] looks like he [ __ ] uh I don't even I mean this you can't make this [ __ ] up dude um you can't make this you can't this is the guy telling you about football all right please that's the guy telling you and he's and the thing is is the college football players is like they they're responsible for making none of them do you get what I'm saying like his balls can't make [ __ ] uh college football players his you come from his balls you're missing chromosomes 100% you come from his balls you're getting cancer and you're dying if he has a baby it's gonna have a bad life I mean that baby's gonna be born with a [ __ ] uh a heart defect or something there's no way I mean he can his body could barely form his face I mean he's using up all the last skin that he [ __ ] has to make this smile on his face I mean he basically had to get a skin graph to make a [ __ ] face I mean that's I mean seriously I'm not kidding you he's he's deformed he's not D1 he's [ __ ] deformed um and I heard he's like my biggest fan so I'm hoping you watch this and you this is what you can do right here you can you can shove my [ __ ] finger up your ass you [ __ ] [ __ ] um let's see here uh anyways Tony P um this guy anyways he's on the he's on the yak and they're laughing they're having a good time and I just laugh because that's what they want they MPCs like MPCs when I when I tried to go on the show they were like holy [ __ ] this guy like is going to bully and belittle us and talk about black people we have to get them off here right away um and then and then the [ __ ] producer guy was like he was so rude and had no respect why I have respect for a [ __ ] [ __ ] so they bring people on like this so they can [ __ ] uh so they can you know feel comfortable uh you know he he brings some of the chromosomes they're missing and they shake hands and stuff and they transfer chromosomes and and so when he left he actually looked like a dried out piece of fruit because they took all the remaining chromosomes out of his body and he just and he just looked like a mummy carus when and they just [ __ ] threw them in the trash um that's what they do they're just Soul suckers they [ __ ] steal chromosomes from NPCs and they just become the super NPCs the [ __ ] NPCs of the N they're NFL quality NPCs we are the top NPCs on the planet we are the number one NPCs on the [ __ ] planet I mean look at these guys none of these guy all of these look at them look at all of them I mean this is this is a special ed classroom doing a show I'm not kidding you this is a this is like autism for athletes this is a missing chromosome charity um that talks about college football um I don't I don't who who I don't know who likes [ __ ] bar stool sport is so brain dead I mean look at the bodies on these [ __ ] people look at the [ __ ] head sizes the miscellaneous shapes um look at this guy's head back here he's the Steve spui of [ __ ] uh of of sports I guess I you know like look at this guy he's got a Bass Pro Shop hat on I would like what he should do is he should take the Bass Pro Shop hat off and he should put a beer on top of his head and I'll take a football and I'll [ __ ] knock it off and she can shut the [ __ ] up unless she's planning on having sex okay don't give a [ __ ] about her stupid funny [ __ ] uh little skits that she [ __ ] oh you're so funny you know what it is you know what it means when a girl's funny it means she has low self-esteem all right it means she can't squirt it means that she [ __ ] um it means that uh it means that she's [ __ ] uh she doesn't shower I bet she doesn't shower seven eight nine 10 days in a row probably has the stinkiest smelliest [ __ ] crotch you've ever seen but she's so funny um and then this guy back here holy [ __ ] he looks like a [ __ ] Bubba bird from the freezer section that grew up to be a [ __ ] uh to look at him look at him look at this [ __ ] face right here he's a [ __ ] grubworm holy [ __ ] dude I mean he stores like a black bear stores nuts he stores Bubba Burgers in the bottom of his [ __ ] face and whenever he's hungry it's like a pelican he's got a big fish in his [ __ ] neck but it's bubble Burgers God damn it wow I just ran through them pretty good there um he's mean throw God's mean throw God's so mean to me he's the meanest person I ever met he's such a mean person when I get older I want to be a coach but I can't see or hear dad why' you give me these chromosomes I still have to develop my senses first before I can learn how to steal signals I have [ __ ] Asbergers no I don't I'm just average and I'm telling people I have Asbergers because Asbergers I'm just going to say that I have Asbergers but I'm really deep down inside my self-esteem I know I'm just average you're not Elon Musk of EA Sports okay you're not electric you're just literally a [ __ ] um you're not even an engineer okay you're nothing all right um turn trans okay you're not going to the league go go to lgbtq please be gay do something all right you're not even [ __ ] David hog that's how dumb you are um okay you [ __ ] steal plays at least he survived the Parkland shooting all right you can't it's this is a look at this [ __ ] guy what are you doing what is that's not your trophy you didn't do anything to earn it what you watch TV a lot yeah that's not your [ __ ] trophy get your [ __ ] paws off it your little fingerprints off it it's not your trophy look at this [ __ ] guy oh yeah we're we're the best buds in the world I can't wait until until you lose your job and I make you go broke buddy uh cuz I'm I'm doing a legal act I'm stealing signals behind your back and I'm going to blame it all on you to the NCA and you can lose your family and your M wife can't go to David y or Walmart or or the grocery store do anything I don't care though because I live in the back of my car where does your family live in a big house and you have a bunch of cars or I just I'm just a broke [ __ ] college kid who thinks it's a fairy tale and it's all fun and games and it's not real life and I'm going to ruin your [ __ ] life hahaa so funny it's so funny oh yeah they're going to throw everybody po your fingers to the sky you're going to throw the ball up in the air you're going to throw the ball I used to prect they were throw the ball and there go like this and the ball get R the can't hear it's R to the [Music] shut the [ __ ] up get him off my [ __ ] Sidelines I'm G have a heart attack bro got [ __ ] calm down for a second fuing attack [ __ ] I'm G have a [ __ ] heart attack go Goose bra I'd have an Allied Bart security guard [ __ ] arrest him that's what I'd [ __ ] do I'd have [ __ ] Allied Bart security guard put him in [ __ ] handcuffs and arrest him and throw him in [ __ ] prison and he'd become the teen mascot I'd have a prison on the sideline with bars a dog kennel and he could [ __ ] stand in it dressed up like Hannibal Lecter in a straight jacket with a leather [ __ ] Chinese finger trap in his [ __ ] mouth to bite on and he could watch the game from a [ __ ] dog cage that's what he [ __ ] knew this [ __ ] guy [ __ ] um sh Shad derp Sanders shadder hey shadder hey hey I'm sherp hey you what time is it you guys what time is it oh you guys want to see me watch oh um yeah he plays NDSU tonight I I honestly don't care if they win or lose uh basically they're just like the best black family in in the country right now that's all this is and Nikes like man I really like they're they're you these are some great Negroes I really like them you think we should do a big sign a big Nike sign in uh in New York City in Time Square I mean it's got to be the best black family going right now I can't think of a better black family I think we should have the backs of the blacks uh yeah you guys want to do that you want to make a big sign all right we'll put it in Time Square it's the best black family in the country best black fam since Family Matters um and uh Mr Winslow um yeah dog yeah I don't say [ __ ] but once I step out that elevator I'm step on with my watch on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah is that perfect timing um look at this [ __ ] guy look at him he's got the trans arms he's got like the [ __ ] Jaan man trans arms um he got a little [ __ ] little [ __ ] hair in his armpit right there I'm Shay derp [ __ ] corny as [ __ ] dude look at this [ __ ] goofball I guarantee he smells like a [ __ ] I guarantee I could smell him from right here just staring at him it just smells like [ __ ] uh I don't know he just looks he just looks stinky and [ __ ] smelly I could just smell on you got little he just looks like he he smells like I bet he he looks like Indian and I and I'm not kidding you and you think I'm joking right here you think I'm [ __ ] joking Trump better was the [ __ ] out he better watch the [ __ ] out because here's why all right here's why Indian Vance Indian tulsy gabard Indian bbec Indian Trump surrounded by Indians right now you guys realize this right he's surrounded by Indians don't they say Kamala Harris is Indian is yeah right oh yeah who else is Indian Nikki Haley they're all Indians they're all [ __ ] Indians look at them they're all [ __ ] Indians Indian they're all [ __ ] Indians look at her all the Republic they're all [ __ ] Indians Kamala is Indian I'm gonna tell you this right now and this is gonna sound probably crazy to you because you're stupid um but but like the black people had to go through segregation slavery plantations the movie Jango with uh uh all that [ __ ] okay and the Indians just went straight to the top they didn't have to do any of that they didn't they weren't slaves they weren't sold they weren't [ __ ] uh they didn't grow up on plantations they didn't have to be poor they didn't have to suffer through gentrification and and live in ghettos they literally just came here to the country to work on computers and now they're about to run it and they just basically stole black face and did a better job than the blacks with their own faces that's what they did they literally didn't complain about skin color and racism and and [ __ ] uh and white people and they didn't protest and they didn't do black lives matter they didn't do any of that [ __ ] they just shut the [ __ ] up they came over here they coded software and now they and then they surrounded Trump and now they're about to be the [ __ ] uh now they're the Indians are running the CEOs of all the companies and they're about to run the country that's what happened this is a good lesson for people in life this is a very good lesson is um is a lot of the black people I mean I'm I'm just saying this from a 30,000 foot view with no stakeholder in it at all they took jobs as [ __ ] janitors and they took Blue Collar jobs and the [ __ ] Indian people who are could be poor from their own country they got they learned computer skills and they learned software skills and they got paid by Google and Oracle and all these Silicon Valley companies they got [ __ ] visas and passports they came over here on [ __ ] planes and they [ __ ] worked in on [ __ ] computers and they learned [ __ ] Ai and algorithms and [ __ ] and now they're using it against us and they basically it's an uprising and they're about the Indian people are about to about to be president all right I'm telling you right now Trump surrounded by Indians I I wouldn't even trust them who says that they're not part of some Indian Coalition some [ __ ] Indian cult who says they're not who says vivec isn't reporting to Kamala Harris or Nikki Haley isn't reporting to Kamala Harris or Tulsi gabard or [ __ ] um or Vance maybe they all work for Valerie Jared uh Obama and they're just [ __ ] uh they're coming over here to our country and it's some kind of Indian Coalition and they're putting together a plan for [ __ ] presidency with and they're all going to [ __ ] this could be I mean they could be white wearing wires wire tapping I wouldn't trust them at all um you know this is the thing is that uh they could be like the um like Hitler in Germany when he was worried about the Jews coming in and they were going door to door and stuff I mean you in a lot of neighborhoods a lot of blocks are owned by the um by the brown people and I I'm not saying to do a holocaust I'm saying that maybe we've been focused on Jews we've been focused on racism and now we the illegal immigrants have coming from Mexico and Caravans to haunt the Caucasians um and really it's been the Indians the whole time oh we're worried about China oh we're worried about Russia nobody nobody cares about the Indians the the Endo pacifics what's China and Russia doing and here they are in Insidious the Indians are Insidious they're inside our country about to install the fourth Reich of [ __ ] Islam right in front of our [ __ ] faces um so I just noticed that last night I was like H um and I told you in my last live you know um Cowboys for the country all the you know the trumps the white families um the uh you know the the the pton Manning um Family the the Trump Crystal Light um Trump Crystal Light right here you know this is um this is a this is an americ American Athletic family none of these kids grew up to steal signals because he raised them to be starting quarterbacks not schizophrenics um yeah you're right Indians are the master of fake it till you make it um but uh yeah Archie he said don't grow up to be [ __ ] okay uh like Conor stallions I want you be actual starting quarterback not say you're going to help the starting quarterback or steal signals for the starting quarterback want you actually be the starting quarterback um I don't know if you guys know this by the way Howard mud um this guy right here he uh is supposed to be the uh to the creator of sign stealing and uh pton Manning has best seasons under him I worked with Steve deberg and Tampa wi or lose Stevie musoo he poured a hinin in a red Solo cup and had a Hooters waitress for a wife with big old titties his boat got [ __ ] collapsed in the lake one time he had to swim home with the alligators to survive um whole thing nice guy used to jog five miles a day with a basketball um he told me that Howard mud invented um signal stealing and that when he was with the Chiefs he had his best season 21 touchdowns four picks and he said he would get under Center and he would see cover three Mike will smack you know whatever it was uh Mike strong safety uh Mike will cross dog you know he'd see all these Blitz names um and he would tell him the plays every time he'd tell the offensive lineman what protections where the blitz was coming and he has best season and he said he worked with pton Manning uh for most of his career and that Peyton Manning hypothetically knew the play every single snap and that's why Peyton Manning did so good and that's why he basic and then he went down Howard msman with all the all the top quarterbacks um that you can imagine um so I you know uh he's the OG Conor stallions by the way um but he's dead now I think he died from uh you know look at him right here yeah I [ __ ] told you it's a [ __ ] Blitz you idiot they said he would pay people to go to the games like in the future of the game you know like go to like the we're playing the Packers next week go to the game and film film the signals I told you right there it's a [ __ ] blitch you [ __ ] dumbass do exactly as I [ __ ] say you know God damn it are you going to listen to me with these [ __ ] signals or not I know you're the sheriff I know you want to [ __ ] think you're so smart and you're watching film and [ __ ] but this is how the NFL is It's Entertainment it's [ __ ] rigged this is a WWF script you [ __ ] [ __ ] all right you want white power you want to [ __ ] win you want white people to run this country then you [ __ ] when I tell you it's a cornerback Blitz you [ __ ] throw hot all right and by the way in the future you better [ __ ] uh watch out for the Indians see little Indian kids you go to flag football you see little Indian boys they're starting to play football and [ __ ] and we we all laugh and we're like they you suck at football aren't you supposed to be playing Cricket you're not going to play college football you [ __ ] watch out those parents are going to pay a lot of money for coaches next thing you know Indian children are going to be playing college football and they're gonna and and uh and they're G to get the [ __ ] stats up and and next thing you know pton um you know you're gonna be [ __ ] punam's gonna be [ __ ] passing the ball you [ __ ] hear me so you [ __ ] listen when I tell you what the signals are unless you want systemic racism to [ __ ] work in the worst way of this world and next thing you know we have [ __ ] punom throwing passes you [ __ ] dog [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] um you want to be you should maybe you should have been born Conor stallions um a schizophrenic who lives in his parents walls and his penis is so small when he pees the stream gets on his shorts huh um and he was just like the Santa Claus stealing signals the Santa Claus 2 is stealing signals you just um let's see here let's look um let's look at the races in the NFL nobody talks about this uh races in the NFL um uh share of NFL players by race this is going to be pretty pretty interesting uh to look at here um African-Americans 53 let's see let's see what are the stats here oh yeah let's look 5 3% of the players are black 24% white wow it's getting lower and lower and never I told you they're trying to turn uh the NFL into the NBA uh the problem is is a lot of people are going to start watching Middle America they're going to stop watching um Nebraska doesn't want to watch an NFL fed filled with um you know uh filled with blacks they don't want they don't want to see that they want to [ __ ] uh let's see here two or more races oh okay um that's when uh that's the interracial incest that occurs and it [ __ ] the chromosomes up because the oil doesn't mix with the gas and um a Hawaiian or Pacific Islander see yeah numbers inching a little bit up they're coming over here from the islands from Hawaii DJ ukabi Tua Dylan Gabriel they're sneaking over here okay Timmy changen [ __ ] uh is the is the Jesus Christ of the Chinese who died for their [ __ ] sins um he tried to come over here in a comic plane they [ __ ] shot him down they said stay out there in the [ __ ] middle of the ocean on that [ __ ] Island that we claim is ours but is really China um the only reason we have it is for a military base in case World War III happens and we have a [ __ ] place where we can load a nuclear bomb and fly it over to Vietnam um let's see here uh Hispanic or Latino almost none you see a lot of me baby grank see a lot of uh a lot of these kids the height they stay around 55 um and I think right now Venezuelan milit military people are taking an apartment complex hostage in Ora Colorado right now they have AK47s and machine guns I saw it on Twitter um you know it's like U it's like uh the it's it's a school it's not you know white it's not School shooters um it's not like white people school shooter Connor stallion who basically uh acts like a school shooter one of the football coachers like how don't we why don't we give a school shooter a [ __ ] fob um but but uh it's a they're taking an apartment hostage I guess I don't I don't I mean they could have I guess they could have found a bigger building with you know I don't um everyone in the apartment's like we're poor please take me with you I [ __ ] can we join your militia give me a gun I'll [ __ ] help you grab stuff from other you uh please just don't don't kill me I'll [ __ ] join you I live in an apartment I have nothing going for me I [ __ ] let's let's [ __ ] everyone in the apartment wants to join us let's get together and go to a [ __ ] neighborhood or something uh Asians zero um 1% um almost none no Chinese in college football uh uh man Tao ruined it for everyone with his imaginary girlfriend he [ __ ] set the Chinese back [ __ ] decades when it comes to D1 they're like oh every time one goes get to recruited they're like uh are you [ __ ] you're not mantio or you don't have an imaginary girlfriend they're like no I [ __ ] uh um and then non-disclosed um these are these are uh these are people that they're working on half animals half humans uh they're mixing tiger and lion blood and all kinds of animal blood and they're trying to animorph and make Power Rangers and all kinds of superhuman people and stuff and trying to sneak them into the NFL the alien athletes the tall whites uh the NFL players from nuberu and Planet X um they're not disclosed there's such thing as a not disclosed human being um the uh no one knows where they're from where they they came from they're freakish athletes from uh from another planet um and they and the Men in Black they the the the [ __ ] um Men In Black uh is [ __ ] shows up at football facilities and they're like hey can we speak to Andrew please and they're like we don't have where and and they just see one of the athletes he runs up the side of the building he's got sticky [ __ ] uh he's got sticky like gecko hands and he runs up the side of the building as fast as they can they shoot him with a [ __ ] laser gun it's and he [ __ ] Falls and he's on the ground and and he [ __ ] and he's electrocuting and he's twitching and the player turns into a [ __ ] amphibian athlete [ __ ] athlete amphibian and they're like what the [ __ ] and they're like yeah that's would not disclose me it's [ __ ] we're from NASA we need to take this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] alien back to where he [ __ ] came from they throw a cast net on him and they throw him in the back of a [ __ ] car and they [ __ ] drive off that's what not disclos means um they're like NFL players that are missing people um you know for they're in the league they're not in the league you ever notice when someone's in the league and then not in the league No One Ever Knows What happened to them and they [ __ ] uh they're basically I don't know if these if these college football players are sold into child trafficking or or if they go uh they they become bouncers at bars and and they're just broke and nobody [ __ ] uh nobody knows what happen nobody knows like what's a bouncer at a bar doing right now nobody knows you know what I mean the bouncer that you saw at the bar last night nobody knows where he lives nobody knows what he's doing doing um nobody knows where he's at and then he just shows up for work out of nowhere um but non-disclosed uh these are just the people that go missing you know some of the athletes they they sign up to die um you know they're like oh you didn't make it they're like well you could become a um organ donor for offensive players that lacerate their liver we'll take their we'll take a lung we'll take a [ __ ] kidney an appendix uh we'll take a [ __ ] ACL we'll take a uh um a UCL whatever whatever ever we can get um and that way we can put it in the players that are still playing if you want we'll just you can just sit in a hospital bed and and we'll bring you three organic meals a day from RFK Jr um and and you can watch uh Dumb and Dumber and and Jurassic Park um VHS tapes and you can play Madden on Sega and you can just chill and relax and but every time somebody goes down we have to cut out an organ from your body and So eventually we will you know and you you'll end up losing your life the last thing we might need is your brain if one of our players gets CTE and then we're have to get chainsaw out we're gonna have to cut your skull open we're G have to pull your brain out um one Lo uh you remember the ref that flew the flag and it hit the player in the eye and he had a [ __ ] hurt eyeball we could have to pluck an eyeball I mean it could get pretty gnarly but um it's your way of contributing to the game if you'd like to sign up um that's a non-disclosed players that they do scientific tests on and they shoot them up with steroids and deer ller spray and they send them down to bul go and they [ __ ] uh they give them uh [ __ ] uh all the all the all the body dysmorphia drugs you can get a GNC they [ __ ] load them up with with performance-enhancing drugs and they see what happens and they make them run obstacle courses just like the Army and climb up walls and [ __ ] ladders and they do tough mutter and [ __ ] and they're basically just like pro athletes that they [ __ ] um poison to see if it works to make them a better player and sometimes they just have heart attacks and die and their heart explodes um and then they just throw them in a furnace and they cook him in a FEMA camp that's what all those coffins are for is for former college football players that can't cut it they put them in the coffins and it's like a it's basically like a Heisman Holocaust um you know uh you can't win the Heisman then you get to go into the Holocaust I mean could you imagine if the standards were that strict that if you didn't like uh if you weren't like a good football player that they just took your life um man you can catch um looks like I'm [ __ ] Frozen here hopefully I can come back [ __ ] please God Jesus Christ the [ __ ] am I paying for the Wi-Fi to [ __ ] cook my brain like a [ __ ] microwave is that what the [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] paying for the [ __ ] Wi-Fi in my house to just [ __ ] X-ray and cook my brain like I'm going through a [ __ ] uh the TSA at the [ __ ] airport all day holy [ __ ] yeah seriously I wonder like what is when are we going to find out what the Wi-Fi is doing to us it's only been 20 years I mean it has to be [ __ ] turning my ligaments into ramen noodles it has to be [ __ ] cooking my brain like a [ __ ] hardboiled egg I probably have like I literally probably you ever seen hamburger meat that you leave in the fridge and it has just like tough Parts I probably have tough little rigid parts of my [ __ ] brain like frozen [ __ ] burnt hamburger meat um yay Tyler hanii the [ __ ] uh the MMA who promises his wife he's going to be a millionaire one day while he punches a punching bag with cauliflower ear at a [ __ ] local boxing gym and gets beat up because he owns his bookie money is going out to the [ __ ] Chargers I can't believe it babe we're gonna go live in sunny California for a [ __ ] three Sundays before they send me somewhere else and she's like can you just give it up already and come home to our one-bedroom apartment and [ __ ] help me with these [ __ ] kids and he's like you're [ __ ] crazy if you think I'm going to spend all day being around you um I want to hang out with the boys and I want to play with my ball like a little doggy um yeah Taylor heiki I mean this is this is proof that sometimes as a player you just have to accept that you're a [ __ ] loser and you're a [ __ ] and you're just basically doing it for money and you will be a backup and you will be a little [ __ ] and you will [ __ ] uh do whatever it takes to [ __ ] uh not have to get a [ __ ] day job I mean this guy's so behind the ball he's not going to know how to close payroll he's not going to know how to [ __ ] uh he's not going to know how to manage ADP uh or [ __ ] clock people in or out or write people up or manage people and his career is going to be over and he's not going to be a millionaire I saw um busing with the boys the [ __ ] brain dead kid from Nebraska that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] uh the bucktooth one he was saying his pension 7K I'm like holy [ __ ] that's [ __ ] nothing bro 7K it's like a 80k job it's not bad if you're 55 and retired but at the same time you can go sit on a beach brain dead like [ __ ] Joe burrow but at the same time it's like that's not the best either you know what I mean you're gonna [ __ ] uh um hope that podcast Works uh even though they just signed that Kelsey Brothers to a [ __ ] hundred million doll deal for what to to do what to [ __ ] uh to be the [ __ ] uh Tia and Tamara [ __ ] uh Travis Kelce and his brother Jason or the TN Tamara [ __ ] tight ends or what what is that who who listens to that podcast literally who listens to Travis Kel's podcast I've never heard it once in my life I would never [ __ ] turn that podcast on I don't even know what they're saying I I just wonder the whole time with Jason Kelly Kelsey I just wonder why he doesn't do a show where he takes tinctures of uh jalapeno peppers and he [ __ ] and that's his show and he just gets super high off [ __ ] uh um the off the spiciness of [ __ ] jalapeno peppers I mean it [ __ ] the NFL get a show about you taking tinctures of jalapeno peppers and put it on [ __ ] Netflix and and and ignore your family upstairs and babe and people are screaming can you shut the [ __ ] up I'm trying to record a podcast with my pal can you shut up down there H those [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus Christ Travis Kelce Jason Kelce [ __ ] podcast look at that [ __ ] I mean I mean this is this is the best we can do as white people I guess we can uh grow beards and uh and [ __ ] uh wow look at us Brothers right here we [ __ ] best friends Ione we're doing the show is best friends he wants to put the mic in your mouth and suck on it show us you can open your mouth and swallow that mic Travis um look at these [ __ ] guys [Music] oh yeah look at these [ __ ] clowns dude holy [ __ ] he's got the syndrome where he's a white guy who wants to be a black guy and he probably listens to [ __ ] uh uh Rage Against the Machine or something I F I don't [ __ ] know I we listening are show new heights um I I can't I can't do it it I can't do it I don't know what they're saying I don't know what they're doing I want to see make it I let's see uh Travis Kelce um Taylor Swift I I his all his whole life should be focused on giving her a baby and getting her pregnant that's all that he shouldn't be doing a podcast his his podcast should be ASMR of his penis sliding into her [ __ ] and we can listen to an ultrasound of the inside of her [ __ ] uterus that's what it should be I should just be able to hear and I should just be able to listen to a podcast where it's her pounding his [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what I should be that's what I want to [ __ ] listen to okay I don't give a [ __ ] about your [ __ ] hot takes on on uh on [ __ ] cereals and vaccines I want to [ __ ] hear the sounds of the inside of her [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what I want to [ __ ] I want to hear I want to hear I want to hear queef noises I want to hear [ __ ] soaking wet [ __ ] noises that's what I want to [ __ ] hear okay I'll sign up for that that's should be the next athlete podcast ASMR of them [ __ ] doing anal with someone like [ __ ] Taylor Swift that's what I want get her on the podcast and she's just [ __ ] getting pounded by [ __ ] penis and I can listen to it and I can watch it and I can [ __ ] jack off to it Jason you [ __ ] hear me Jason Kelsey that's what I want to [ __ ] you become a [ __ ] porn director and I want to see an only fans porno of Travis versus [ __ ] Taylor Swift and and he's got a [ __ ] rope TV remote control on his hand and she's taking a [ __ ] dildo machine on and you guys are covered with a [ __ ] TP in front of your faces and getting rained on [ __ ] by her squirt juice that's what I want to [ __ ] see I don't give a [ __ ] about your [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] New Heights [ __ ] podcast um who else who the [ __ ] else Travis Hunter do you guys see what this [ __ ] [ __ ] said tra let me see here Travis Hunter dude is this not the best is this not the best [ __ ] live stream you've ever seen in your life am I not the best or maybe I'm just a little too much for you and you get scared sometimes sometimes um sometimes uh when I when I [ __ ] hear certain words and I'm trained I think it's racist or sexist and I get scared and I had to turn off throw God because it scared my ears and I I was trying not to say my parents taught me not to cuss and now I'm a and now I'm adult say the [ __ ] word please stop saying [ __ ] you stop saying your [ __ ] word stop saying [ __ ] and [ __ ] [ __ ] and squirt God stop saying the [ __ ] GRS I can't hear my brain's gonna explode look at this [ __ ] coconut melon he should do a live stream where he climbs up to the top of a palm tree and un corks a [ __ ] coconut and it falls and hits one of his friends in the head at the bottom and he said sorry this [ __ ] spider monkey special team this [ __ ] guy he says he doesn't like to do anything but play football and and point to places on a map in the Caribbean where you might find Amilia air horts [ __ ] airplane his great grandpa knows um his great grandpa [ __ ] uh grew up in a tribe of [ __ ] cannibals like that [ __ ] kid from the Olympics then Noah got you said he came from a cult of cannibals same one Travis came from and they actually have a canoe directions where to paddle out into the ocean and you can [ __ ] find her plane um he actually I'm not kidding you um but this guy he likes the uh look at him holy [ __ ] I mean bro this guy I mean look at this [ __ ] head right here would was soon as you were born did they put a [ __ ] bike helmet on you and you [ __ ] it just and then you're scin grew over it I mean this guy's forehead looks like his skin grew over a [ __ ] bike helmet I mean Jesus Christ look at this [ __ ] guy um [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] God I mean get get I mean look at this [ __ ] I mean he should literally I'm not kidding you instead of tackling people he runs full speed and he [ __ ] throws a spear and it goes right through the [ __ ] offensive player's [ __ ] chest and he pulls it out and they [ __ ] uh I mean this guy one time there was there was going a rain at practice and they [ __ ] looked over and he did a dance and he was and he was stomping his Spear and doing it and it stopped [ __ ] raining and they were able to practice and they said thanks for your rain dance buddy um oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] um I mean this guy's got a I mean this guy's got a [ __ ] dinosaur egg for a [ __ ] head I'm not kidding you his brain is he's got his brain he only this is all empty like this is all skull and then he has like a little yam brain Dr [Laughter] up he a he has a [ __ ] little he has a little little yamika like um titty pasty size [ __ ] brain up here um a little sliver of a [ __ ] brain um I don't know he grew up they knew he was gonna be good when he was a little kid because he would film himself doing back flips off a fence and his parents would say man that's super you're super athletic when they're the young like this they just run out of nowhere and they do backand Springs and back flips and front flips and land on their feet and [ __ ] and you're just like whoa he's a [ __ ] athlete and you're like what kind is he football or baseball or whatever it is and he can kind of do everything but he's kind of like he's little nervous a little bit he doesn't like when you yell at them and stuff they're very sensitive um I don't know um but and he's overcoming that he's overcoming that and now he can take coaching and stuff and he's a little stronger um um um let's see waren sap look at this [ __ ] guy [ __ ] this fart monster I mean Jesus Christ I did a whole video about how he's like a super turd in a toilet and it [ __ ] lights flicker and he's in the bathroom and you hear the turet the toet G that's how they say toilet in Houston turlet they hear the turlet Garling and he [ __ ] and he's a big nutty [ __ ] chunky [ __ ] chunk monster turd and he comes out like the [ __ ] uh the green ghost from uh the green ghost from um uh Ghostbusters but like a [ __ ] turd yeah he's like this but like a [ __ ] [ __ ] turd um it's just a big clumpy shitty turd and he comes out of the [ __ ] toilet and he [ __ ] um and he attacks people and he and he [ __ ] he'll you eat food to create poop but then your poop comes back to [ __ ] eat you um and he just turns into a turd hippopotamus they have a lake out back and he just [ __ ] and it's literally like a it's like a um it's like a pool you get from Walmart but filled with lake water and they don't see anything in it they're like I know coach saa's in there and then he comes up and his ears Flicker and his ears flicker just like that just like that and and he [ __ ] there's little flies walk around he just like that and he's hungry and he [ __ ] the cheerleaders are walking by and Che they [ __ ] they gets scared and he [ __ ] and then he goes back under the water um he's like a [ __ ] turd alligator just imagine a big long nutty turd but it has a [ __ ] alligator beak on it and you just swims around the [ __ ] toilet and you sit down and all of a sudden you're like what [ __ ] turds come out of your mouth he swam up in your [ __ ] body and blood's coming out of your ears and they find you and you're just covered and [ __ ] tur and stuff and he just ate all your incinerated irritable bowel syndrome all your [ __ ] in sides and then flushed himself down the [ __ ] toilet oh God bless