for [Music] oh [Music] oh you know what the Puppeteer told me love me today I know I can't think of anything more pathetic I'm sorry good afternoon sir the broadhurst theater hey say uh ain't you that actor guy yes yeah John uh what is uh John um uh ah don't tell me uh mapleth malovic malovich right right okay okay yeah I thought you were all right in that one movie thank you and one you play the jewel thief I never played a jewel thief no who am I thinking of I don't know just uh no no I'm pretty sure it with you the uh cuz uh [Music] yeah absolutely doll yeah I'm just about to close up you want to meet at the pig 20 minutes cool bye hey I'm splitting for the day Puppet Man lock up for me okay don't you want to know what happened to me no please please this is important better be it is there's a tiny door in my office Maxine it's a portal and it takes you inside John malovich you see the world through John malkovich's eyes and then after about 15 minutes you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey tournament Turnpike sounds great who the [ __ ] is John malovich oh he's an actor he's one of the Great American actors of the 20th century oh yeah what's he been in lots of things uh that Jew Thief movie for example he's very well respected anyway the point is this is a very odd thing it's supernatural for lack of a better word I mean it raises all sorts of philosophical type questions you know about the nature of self about the existence of a soul you know am I me is malovich malovich I had a piece of wood in my hand Maxine I don't have it anymore where is it did it disappear how could that be is it still in malkovich's head I don't know do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal [Music] is I don't see how I could go on living my life the way I've left it before [Music] [Music]