Barron Trump Starts College, Football Executive Caught on Camera, Midtown Tunnel Leak | AOA Podcast

[Music] patiently o it's a good one look it up giving you guys the good uh the good music suggestions here on the old podcast uh back for another episode how about these for some topics Baron Trump starting College remember like it was like seven uh NFL executive caught on hidden camera there's something that's driving me extra crazy about this clip that's gone super viral on the internet so we'll discuss that the Midtown Tunnel had a leak today that's very unsettling the diarrhea plane emergency Lady Gaga's dress the McFlurry MC makeover and remember ray gun the Olympic break dancer she is got an embarrassing admission all that and more coming up on this episode solo show good to be here with you it's quite lovely actually little one-on-one time uh you your old palant just us that's it and all the people in the live chat too Robin Laura bird want to say hi to everybody will cristella good to see you uh Miss justice of course Sarah TD Paul the whole crew is here good to have you guys along for the ride appreciate a solo show with just me and you let's jump right into the topics let's start with Baron Trump uh who started college today we knew this because it was pretty much uh national news uh they got some good shots of Baron Trump holding a backpack and it basically uh made headlines everywhere that just goes to show you uh what kind of a slow news day it was now I say that with a little acknowledgement there was a school shooting in Georgia today that we are intentionally completely ignoring I can't talk about school shootings we've talked about too many school shootings I don't like covering school shootings passing on on that whole thing I will say this though I feel like and this was whatever the one was in Florida the um Sheriff was super impressive during that whole thing remember he was on the stage and he was like my generation didn't wasn't able to fix this but your generation will remember that guy he made a good and that was four years that was a long time ago four six years ago maybe it was I feel like the Republicans are going to have a problem with this generation of school kids once they start to vote and I think that's something that has already started taking place like usually the Youth of America College High School College you first start to get that car the whole thing you get the vote you register you do the whole Jazz most of those people tend to be liberal Democratic right the younger people tend to kind of vote that way um so there's a lot there to begin with but what I'm saying is you know from the first school shooting what was the bad one in Connecticut that was early on in our what was that like like 1011 well yeah it was like 10 or 11 or 12 when the kids up in Connecticut um so figure we've gotten a good solid 12 and I know it's been before that but let's just take it from that moment right Sandy Hook well you got Coline too right that was 90 whatever all right so the point is is we're going on 15 16 17 years of school shootings right I mean at some point the kid who was in first grade second grade who has come up with all of this right fig like let's say the kid who was in second grade when Coline happened how old when was Coline 90 something I feel like that was in the 90s so if you're in the SEC if you're in kindergarten whatever 99 great so they're in kindergarten how old are you four five so they're 20 they're 29 they're 29 already yeah you making faces at me but they're 29 already yeah oh my God Robin just [ __ ] me up big time the Coline kids have kids do some of them probably do 29 yeah anyway my point is is this it's been a very long time our children have been indoctrinated of guess what you might get shot in the ass uh in school today this might be the last day of your life good luck go study that algebra they just been brought up with this and I think it is going to catch up with the Republicans at some point I think there's going to be a backlash in the next four to eight years where these people who have just been through this and then let's say these Coline kids with kids Robin to your point you know they're raising their kids now and then they're going to get to an age in the next 10 years where they're going to be able to start to vote um and there I just I just see this as being a big la for the future of the Republican party like if you fail to act and we have failed to act as a country repeatedly over and over again the one party that is not beholden to the NRA is going to eventually squeak out easy easy victories here I mean I just don't see how the Republican Party can keep this up without fixing it and still expect to win elections in the future and everybody's talking about and I I want to just to to put an exclamation on my point and then we're going to move on from this everybody's talking about this election and how close it is and it is close God forbid KN on would that this doesn't happen but God forbid another school shooting happens close to election day and that becomes the issue the week or two leading into the election how is a republican going to win how if you have this same school shooting five days before the election how is that not going to hurt Donald Trump and the Republicans up and down the ticket how my point is is if I was a Republican and I was a Republican strategist I would say we are well past time about 15 years past the time where we gather everybody together as adults and say it is time to do something some sort of comprehensive gun control where at the very least AR-15s are no longer available to people you don't have to take away all the guns you don't even have here's what I would say if I was a Republican strategist because obviously I wouldn't have a soul I would say you don't even it doesn't have to work you just have to make it look like we're doing something you know like the rest of Congress and what they do you know they're like I don't know if it's going to work it looks like we're doing something so let's pass it let's sign it they're going to have to do that at some point because this is all falling on them I mean at some point somebody in the Republican party has to say I know the NRA is feeding us a lot of money but it we're going to just start to lose I mean it's the same thing when When Donald Trump turns around and says hey Republican party you got to get on the right side of this abortion thing or you're gonna [ __ ] lose elections if you had abortion uh laws the way the hardcore conservatives want it the Republicans would never win another election and we're getting that we're getting severely close close to that with gun control and I back up Robin's point with W has a lot to catch blame on this because he let the assault uh weapons ban expire very true happen during his administration Congress should have picked it up they never did people forget we had 10 some odd years in this country without the AR15 being easily accessible and there wasn't a lot of school shootings then it was not as prevalent as it is now we actually did a a uh an episode on this in the podcast history I don't know when or where it was maybe somebody will find it and we'll we'll reshare it out to everybody but we did look at the school shooting numbers and gave you know a hardcore look at it doesn't there it's inconclusive on whether or not the ban actually helped but to be totally honest come on Optics and everything aside it it was you felt a lot better you know going into the into the world sending your kids to school with a little bit more you know assurance that it was a little harder I mean I say this all the time if we made it just 5% harder to get these things you we're shaving a couple of you know lives off the old death toll at the end of the year I I can't help but think that all right skip it got to move on I can't I'll go I'll I'll spend the whole show screaming my blood pressure the whole thing caught can't have it okay we got to keep we got to keep it all I [ __ ] start the red line I can go right over and it's end end the podcast end the story so that's why we got to move on uh so anyway Baron went to uh college today here's what I didn't realize they actually kept it a secret now I find this fascinating on a few fronts they kept it as secret Trump at one point said that uh he got accepted to a New York school so we knew that but I didn't realize that they never said what it was because they didn't want people to no it turns out it's the stern school for business at NYU so he's going from Trump Tower to n downtown to NYU every day and he's got a whole Secret Service outfit with him this is totally you know pretty much Basics right uh uh you know I could remember back when Chelsea Clinton went and that was a whole big I don't know if she was still they were still in the White House when she went to college um I'm such a huge fan of the westwing though this was a big part of the westwing storyline how the president the United States having a kid that goes to college um I find it fascinating though because I can't imagine what it's like for Baron Trump to go to school at NYU with Secret Service detail in to that is strange you know because they sitting in the class with you are they outside of the class NYU is a [ __ ] mess too by the way like picture like everybody else's idea of what a a university is is basically like you know you walk through the entrance there's a huge campus there's a bunch of buildings you go from the Quad you know to the cafeteria to the science building to this building right I mean that was my college experience that's most college experiences I mean most of the colleges in our country are built in Suburban areas there are a few in the city like I remember I went to Temple in in Philly I toured that it was all kind of like this like concise little thing you go to NYU you can't tell where NYU starts and stops and where New York City be like it's just meshed into the city it looks like every other you go it's like it's like this is a a commercial building there's an NYU dorm commercial building commercial building NYU uh School building you know it's just it's weirdly laid out like the only thing that you really see is like they'll have the purple NYU Flags out or you'll know you're near NYU because the NYU n has her own city buses so that bust the kids around like it's really not a typical college experience I went into I had a friend who went to NYU and I used to hang out there way back in the day when I was still in college and it was just the biggest like collection of weirdos I could remember like I can remember rolling into his dorm and you know and i' i' been in the the the dorms in my school and it was like you know people in pajamas and sweatshirts and stuff and they're like you know hanging out there's football posters on the wall I went into this NYU dorm and there was a guy I'll never forget this he was wearing like a red smoking jacket like look like it's like slippers a whole like try to pull off the whole Hugh Hefner thing he was next to a guy who was wearing a button-down shirt and like a fedora um he was next to another guy who was in like a suit jacket and corduroy pants and I just remember looking around the room and I'm going this is how you guys just hang out like do you never get time off like dorm life to me is like jammies hoodie you're comfortable it's it's you're not in class by the way who who dressed for class back in the day it was very chill these guys were dressed they look like they were from Central Casting I was almost kind am I on the [ __ ] Truman Show or is this really [ __ ] happening like this guy is sitting there in a fedora hanging out who wears a who's hanging out in a fedora it was such a weird thing but it was like an it was like a it was there was an air of excitement in it too of like you know there was there's an endless amount of [ __ ] that you can do you know like again I can only speak to you guys from my experience but you look at schools in you know Suburban areas we got a college near us here upstate you know I got a I have family who goes to other colleges and it's likewhat are you going to do tonight and it's like I don't know and if there's nothing in the Student Activity plan you're basically screwed you know if the college doesn't have like a a concert going on that night or a speaker or whatever there's not really anything happening but the NYU kids are like I don't know should we go to the comedy club should we go see this b band at the you know uh you know Grammy theater should we go see uh you know this art and like there's a tril things to do in in the city I remember like one of the like I remember I had this realistic moment when I was at my friend's dorm one day and they were like should we go to cbgbs and it's like it's kind of weird that you get to experience this huge cultural thing like cbgbs on a on a Tuesday night that most people never get to experience in their whole entire lifetime like I'm always think about that every time I see a CV GB t-shirt and like Target it's kind of like this weird cultural thing where punk rock was invented and and and was cultivated and it's there for students at NYU on a random Wednesday when they have nothing better to do it's like that's like an unbelievable education that you get you know that most people don't get meow soprano went to Colombia by the wait Columbia yeah I'm pretty sure it was Columbia not NYU uh christella NYU is pretty liberal no NYU is where liberal gets invented that's where they rein invented every year every couple of months they come out with a new crazy liberal thing that's starts at NYU you know and yes the suenos was such a good show um lindella I wore Crocs with a dress today I'm punk rock you're all right with me lella anybody in Crocs is okay with me you you know what I'm saying yeah there's hookers and blow around like that's here's the thing are you really getting a college education if on your way to class you're not seeing a homeless man take a [ __ ] in the street because I don't think you are I think that's the life lessons that NYU can provide for your college education and may I also say NYU you can use this clip as a uh as a piece for your uh enrollment you like do you want to go to a school where you're not going to see a grown man take a [ __ ] in the street I didn't think so come to NYU join up everybody 62 Grand no big deal just loons be fine come experience the world are you living unless you're going is that guy taking a [ __ ] over there in between those two cars are you really living are you really learning because I can make an argument that you're not you know that's when you know that's that's when you know you can handle yourself if you have a kid who's off at school and they come back and you go what did you see and they go and they don't say I've seen grown people defecate and fornicate in the streets it's kind of crazy and your dad goes now you're living now you know what to avoid when you get into the real world you know now you'll think twice next time somebody says you want to take this pill at a party because you're going to be the one out there taking a [ __ ] in the middle of the street and somebody's going to show you a video of it and now you're going to be all embarrassed think about that next time somebody tries to give you X now go on and get some more soda out of the uh garage I think that's how those conversations go I don't know anyway um I'm fascinated by bar I'm fascinated by a first kid being in college because you're not getting your college experience you know the way everybody else is and even to that effect neither are your classmates you know can you really flirt with the first kid let's say some chick wants to bang uh Baron Trump how you gonna make a move with the Secret Service guys around you know I saw some nut bar at a baseball game the other day filming this guy going he's so hot Tik Tock help me find this hot guy he's so hot I'm like he's [ __ ] right there just tell him you think he's good-look I don't understand people today do you remember that we saw the girl she was like this guy is so fine remember at the baseball game she was filming him and she was like Tik Tok help me find this guy yeah he was the guy was there by himself she was like there and she was feeling go [ __ ] talk to the guy what are you doing I know people are shy and [ __ ] so my point is if you think if you want to get some of that Baron Trump in you now you got [ __ ] you know Willie the Secret Service guy in the way that's got to make things a little difficult you know that's got to be a little strange like this kid cannot go underage drinking he can't do it you know it's just it's not going to be possible for him could you imagine befriending him and like trying to hang out and it's like Baron you want to come we're going to [ __ ] you know we're going to this club you want to come hold on let me check with Phil my secret service agent that's got to suck you know that's got to stink I can't remember if Obama's kids were in college when he was in office I feel like one of them was the older one was I think the older one was and the younger one maybe was halfway or when he got out she was there I I don't know how it worked but yeah that's another like but they went to I feel like they went to more of like a Suburban I feel like this is is easier in a Suburban atmosphere like when there's trees and [ __ ] around it's a lot easier in Manhattan though in NYU like I said you don't know if you're you know on campus or not it's it's almost weird to be like we're on campus like are you because you're in the middle of New York City you're in the middle of downtown what she went to Harvard while he was still president yeah like Harvard there's an example okay it's kind of in a city but it's like contained like you get on campus and there's the campus you can if you can walk for blocks and still be on campus you're at a real college a university NYU is not it's not like that there's little clusters of buildings here and there but for the most part it's like spread out all over downtown so you don't really know you know if you're in a dorm building or just like a a regular apartment building like it's hard to ident un like I said unless you see the flags out in front so I can imagine the security nightmare this is going to be to keep this kid safe the whole four years it's got to be weird again you know he's gonna want you know he's he's gonna want to hook up with chicks can you really do that you know with your secret service people running around I mean it probably even harder for for the for the girls when they do it because then you had every [ __ ] [ __ ] hitting on the girl you're there to keep her safe I would just be like no this is no none of it you're not all to date you get you get one same seex friend and that is it there's no there will be no or whatever sex you're not attracted to that's who you get every outside of that there's nothing we can't have it you know could you imagine explaining to the president or the former president of the United States yeah I let your daughter I let your son go out on a date and you know it didn't go well or what you know you can't you can't [ __ ] there's just no dating there just can't be any dating in that scenario [ __ ] it kid is going to be taking having like an escort to go down to downtown every day it's going to be weird you know it's going to be really really strange but it it weirds me out too the way they kept it such a secret and how like people had to know like I know we're talking about it too because it is interesting but some of these like people are like snapping pictures of him going in and out of the building and like what he's wearing it's like leave the [ __ ] leave the kid alone a little bit like outside of this like let's not try not talk about this too much this poor little Baron Trump but the guy I mean listen you know I don't know about most people's experience but getting late in college was hard enough I can't imagine trying to do it with [ __ ] secret service hanging over your shoulder you know what I'm saying like I didn't have that barrier and it was still pretty difficult so my heart goes out to these uh first kids through all their little trials and tribulations going through school we got to talk about this NFL executive that got caught on a hidden C camera show or whatever you want to call it I don't know this aggravated me quite a bit do you remember project Veritas they were like that undercover like secret like you know uh you know hidden camera show and they tried to expose a bunch of things they were always making like news headlines I don't remember what they exposed I feel like they got one great story off that put them on the map I can't remember what it was I tried to look at it so the story pops up today that an uh an NFL executive the vice president of content for the Washington commanders got caught on a hidden camera show and I'm gonna play the beginning for you it is so douchy it is so douchy and after you watch it uh you know I wonder yeah let me just play flat out play I'm goingon to just play it for you guys after I watch this I go this was the most douchy stupid hidden camera exposure ever the things that this guy got in trouble for saying was that the NFL is homophobic okay okay think the NFL is homophobic oh he how terrible like I is there anything wrong with that I mean it's pretty stereotypical the guy's like oh there are a bunch of religious people they're homophobic this guy got in trouble for saying [ __ ] that I feel like we say on the podcast all the time like the religious nut people are not one for the trans the or the gay community or whatever why would that be a a big uh deal you know I don't understand that he to be fair I think he also said something like uh uh well you know what we'll let it speak for itself here's the uh this is the clip and I'm going to play the first like two minutes for you and we'll go over it we'll comment on it and we'll discuss but this is the guy he's and it looks like he's on a date of some sort so here's the big here we go okay just so just walk me through again your breakdown your just description of the commander PL over 50% of our roster right is either white religious and God says F meet riy en the vice president of content for the Washington Commander so now this is o'keef George O'Keefe I think is his name or Jeff or who gives a [ __ ] and he's the guy he was the guy who started project veritus and then project veritus went belly up because they started fabricating a bunch of stories or allegedly fabricating a bunch of stories so all this comes from O'Keefe Media Group so I guess project vus fails and this guy just decides to start the O'Keefe Media Group which OMG you can see it in his background and just listen to the way it's delivered so you hear that first line of like 50% of our roster is white religious and says F the gays and then he comes in gay meet riy en the vice president of content for the Washington commanders another big chunk is very lowincome African-American that comes from a community that is inherently very homophobic ryel en goes on to say some of the NFL players are quote dumb as all hell would you say most people who work at the NFL with us the exception and your former boss would you say that they're just not very smart there's obviously Spectrum what about like all Commander's VP of content riy en discussed his stain for NFL fans to our OMG American swiper stating they are quote High School educated alcoholics and mouth breathers most of the fans I would say are high school educated alcoholics they're like Lower Class People I hate to use that term I would just say mouth breathers I know it's great words he revealed that his job is to essentially operate quote statun media my job is to sell hope to the fans right I need them buying tickets when there's not much hope to sell I still got to dig deep to find it why do you think there's not much hope to sell right now because we had like pipes leaking sewage on our fans in the middle of the game and I have to put out a social post saying like it wasn't sewage water we promised that is state so this is where I stopped it and I was just like I don't even know what I'm watching here because the headlines are all like NFL EXA caught on hidden camera which is the head same headlines that we use so I'm trying to use these headlines to illustrate a point they're talking about this like they're exposing corruption in a presidential Administration like state-run media it's a [ __ ] football team it's a product what do you want their content director to say hey everybody look how shitty our our football team is look at this look at how much we can't catch a football statun media he's he's not a politician he's not the president of the United States he's not a congress person he's a [ __ ] social media poster and they're like I have to sell hope yeah no [ __ ] you're trying to sell tickets is anybody surprised by this is it me or is this not shocking is this me or does this not require a funky lit guy in a suit delivering comment Terry like this is the Washington like look at this douchebag in a [ __ ] suit with his [ __ ] purple lighting and his steeping repeat behind him talking like guess what we're about to expose to you what are you about to expose the person hired in the marketing department is marketing his product is that what we're exposing is that is that the state-run media that would be like going to the McDonald's vice president of communications and being like we understand that you're putting out uh delicious looking uh cheeseburgers on your is that is that why don't you focus on the diarrhea you give people like what the [ __ ] do you expect them to do you know what do you expect them to do you expect Taco to be like guess what everybody look at how much diarrhea we produced in the last week no they're gonna show you the [ __ ] quesadilla I I don't know what point like this thirsty [ __ ] like this guy he just like we've Expo and and also what is happening here are people just tricking people into going on dates with them so that they can put a hidden camera in their purse thank you fly and why uh and then ask them a bunch of questions because this sounds like the worst date ever so tell me about your job uh do you work for smart with smart people yeah there's all kinds of people they're on the Spectrum yeah but what about the players are the players no what's the guy going to say yeah the players are dumb like he made a a joke the players are mouth breathers that sounds worse yeah cuz he's trying to get laid I don't understand what the [ __ ] sting is on this whole video like this guy was probably like I went on to date with this girl she asked me all these weird questions and now all of a sudden I'm on the internet and by the way I got suspended they suspended this guy for what he said on the video I can't [ __ ] believe it I can't believe it for what saying jocks are stupid athletes are dumb I got news for you athletes are there's really intelligent ones and then there's not so intelligent ones he talks about the white religious guys not liking gay people the [ __ ] kicker for the goddamn uh you know uh Chiefs just said all this [ __ ] about women and how they should be in a [ __ ] kitchen and how you should be feeling bad that you got your your daughter a [ __ ] college education and now we're GNA [ __ ] suspend this guy for saying that uh the religious people don't like the gays what the [ __ ] if you want to tell me that uh talking about the African-American community community not liking gay people is a stereotype okay fine I can I can sell that I I can accept that but a lot of the African-American people that I know all tell me the same thing it's not really something that's accepted amongst our culture like the younger people I know go well I had to explain to my mom and dad how that's you can't really you shouldn't be saying these things you should be saying that but to be fair that you could also make that argument that all the white people and Hispanic people I know said the same [ __ ] to to their parents too so that might not be a whole race thing but it's not like it's not out there it's not like the guy is like you know prompting a a negative stereotype it's just been his experience in the league you know that's what we're suspending this dude for like we're reaching to find the one problem the one thing that's kind of like H maybe he shouldn't have said that and now we're going to suspend this guy I mean it seems [ __ ] crazy you know yeah most companies Paul most companies don't allow employees to publicly tarnish their image that's true I get it that the they have to do something in the wake of this but as far as this o'keef Media Group goes I don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing I don't know how they thought this will be a great video you know I mean the only reason why I'm talking about it is to point out how shitty this [ __ ] Media Group really is like this is your big exposure get a politician to to admit something get a a law on for give me give me somebody of substance that we care about o the marketing guy is marketing his product how terrible he has to he has to put a a a a positive swing on everything that comes across his deck yeah no [ __ ] that's what he gets that's what he went to school for that's what he went to school for that's what people you know like o what are you going to expose next Kim Kardashian uses photoshop on her [ __ ] Instagram images like what big you know uh story are you going to uncover for us next that nobody knows about this is a [ __ ] 11 minute video I've shown you everything you've seen it we did a minute and a half whatever the [ __ ] we did there's 10 and a half more minutes of this [ __ ] could you imagine it is the most idiotic piece of [ __ ] it really makes me feel like we're running out of things to do on the internet like guys like this who are just like oh expose people with the hidden camera stuff it's like give it up cuz you're you're at the point now where you're getting the poor the guy and this guy is so [ __ ] young let me explain I don't know this guy from Adam RI Riel tin the VP of content for the Washington commanders but being somewhat in this world let me give you a hint riyle probably posted a couple of really cool things 10 years ago and then he got a social media coordinator job and then he got a you know marketing job and then he became the VP of content which is basically another way of saying you post fun stuff on social media for the last eight years let me translate that for you that's exactly what this means so this poor schmuck who just puts pretty pictures together a nice videos now is the VP of content and all of a sudden he's got to find himself on a a sting operation a [ __ ] hitting camera show when he's just trying to get laid he's clearly on a date the guy's drinking a [ __ ] uh what is that a Manhattan it's got to be right because there's a cherry in it he [ __ ] look here okay let me let me break it down for you you know how I could tell he's on a date there a bottle of pelino on his [ __ ] table you think if that's his wife he's got a pelo going absolutely [ __ ] not that's a bottle of tap water if you know you think my wife and I buy bottles of water when the waitress comes up or waiter comes up to us and goes would you like uh tap or I go we're Mar just tap I go we've been married for 10 years what do you think just tap nobody's here to impress anybody else we're just hanging on and I'm not falling for your 8 bottle of [ __ ] pelegrino okay go over to the the the slop sink over there fill this thing with water maybe one of us will get diarrhea I we won't have to speak to each other for the rest of the night [Laughter] yeah he's drinking a yeah I think that's a Manhattan right Manhattans have a cherry metal Cherry but the bottle of pelo should say it all you know the bottle of pelo should should say it all that is you got a pelgrin on the table you are trying to impress somebody you're trying to say look at me I have a little money to throw away on something that is basically free you know the guy is just trying like at what point do we stop trying to some of these internet things now are really starting to drive me crazy and this is the cherry on top you know like it's state run see it's because here's what bothers me about the state run media thing state run media they're exposing the Washington commanders but they're basically winking to you that hey nothing is real the government's clearly lying to you right nothing and you can't believe anybody but us here at o'keef Media Group because we're giving you the straight uh [ __ ] thing we caught it all on camera here it is we got it for you if they're if it's state-run media at your football team what could be happening at your government gotta be even worse right shut the [ __ ] up of course the government lies to us that's what they're supposed to do it's basically what they're what we're paying them for lying to us for years and then every now and then they go hey remember that lie we told you like 30 years ago here's the truth [ __ ] always comes out 30 40 years later when the people who would really be upset at it at the time are now too old to even care that's kind of the way it works and we've had it like that for a really long time but now here comes o ke mu listen to our get ready for our next big sting operation you know I can't wait to see what they uncover next I feel like next time we tune into the o'keef Media Group we're going to going to see a [ __ ] six-year-old being like I took Billy's crayon don't tell anybody did you take Billy's crayon what else did you take from Billy join us now douchebag in a suit join us now as we uh go live to uh little Jerry who stole Billy's crayon watch as he admits to taking his fruit snacks as well [ __ ] poor little Jerry gets suspended from Universal kindergarten be terrible terrible controversy have to go to the rest of grammar school with that stain on his record all because O'Keefe Media Group has to get more page views for the day we're desperate here people what could we do come on give me something where's the dishonesty lying bust somebody at the credit card companies go into the insurance companies let's this is you want do some investigative journalism the [ __ ] football team isn't where that's happening okay nobody gives a [ __ ] nobody [ __ ] cares we're here now in the uh marketing department of the Washington commanders and this young lady we discovered has been just creating just wonderful photographs of football players what do you have to say for yourself uh it's my job I don't know there's a lightning bolt in this is it true true that this guy caught a football and had a lightning bolt strike at the same time uh no I'm just trying to make it look cool I don't know what you're [ __ ] bothering me for I think we all know that lightning doesn't strike when people catch footballs but it looks cool so I put it out on Instagram see is it is it true is it true that this person doesn't appear four different times no it's photoshopped I there there's one of them catching one of them running I thought it would be fun to see a player doing all kinds of things so you admit you doctored this photo yeah yeah I do can I go now why am I here so just a heads up if you're out on a date and you have an important job don't talk about it okay also if you're out on a date and you have a totally unimportant job try not to talk about it either because the person you're on a date with could be recording you if I was on a date and I was getting these questions so the people you work with are smart yeah so all kinds of range just like everything else nothing exciting here what about the players though are they yeah okay they're done gotcha I think we should find out who this oh and what is does anybody know o'keef Media Group do you know what American swiper is I get it you swipe it's like a play on sniper is that are these PE is this like like uh like I wonder if this report reporter let me use that term loosely reporter I wonder if this reporter works for them or is it the kind of thing where like I just go out and I record and then I send it in to o'keef and I hope that my video gets picked like is it one of those kinds of things I would love to know I would also love it if nobody else knew which would just prove this O'Keefe guy is totally full of [ __ ] I mean he has two million followers on Twitter so I assume there's some sphere of influence here there's some reach of people but it's it's I don't know it's kind of hard to tell you know and is that really like I like the To Catch a Predator people that's a sting operation that's something I can get behind try and get pieces of [ __ ] off the street great trying to expose the marketing guy on the football team the [ __ ] are you doing you know like it's not you know expose the people that are trying to rip off other people go after those people that we could all get behind that you know the guy running a uh stock scam or whatever great go get that guy don't get the guy who's just like yeah I don't know can we get more catches on our Instagram page you know I got night hey everybody we scored a touchdown let's put that clip out online that's what this guy does that's all that's all he does it's Wednesday what should we post I don't know a catch big touchdown score let's get into it what did we do this past week oh we got shut out did we tackle anybody we did let's put some tackles out call a tackle Tuesday done let's go home everybody good day work good job got some alliteration in there we got some posts let's get out of here our our day of state run media is over [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid dick wasting time just the way he [ __ ] talks this guy is such a [ __ ] I can't [ __ ] stand R en goes on to say some of the NFL players are quote dumb as all hell you yeah NFL players are [ __ ] dumb yeah yep so are reporters so are internet personalities you know I mean people are dumb there's dumb [ __ ] people everywhere man I don't understand why that's such a a thing [ __ ] drives me crazy okay here's the other thing and I know this is going to be not great I've had enough with the Costco guys I don't I don't want this to be the typical I don't get it I get it I want us to be better like shouldn't we demand more of our content I know we're kind of just mindlessly scrolling these days but the [ __ ] Costco guys the fatherson combination the other dude like it's become so they're the new HW Tua the new H we we're off hakua now we're on the Costco guys it's this big muscly dude with just the most perfect eyebrows I've ever SE like far too perfect for a guy and his kid and they go to Costco and they they hit it huge with this video that were like we're Costco guys of course we [ __ ] sit on all the furniture we're Costco guys we eat the chicken thing and it's like okay that was cute do we we have to turn this into a a a media company now and and and I have no problem with people getting their time and blowing up but do I want to watch these guys for the next 20 years talk about the chicken roll at Costco no no I really don't and then it it just it plays to the lowest hanging fruit and then they have like a boom scale so they eat a shitty Costco food and they're like oh this gets like three booms and they go boom and then everybody's like the boom is so look at the boom and I go is this what we're striving driving for this this is what we're doing like you got to think to yourself why even write a movie Just Go be a weirdo on the internet I'm telling you it's the guys and this is a little look at these bushes over here and these are not I've not been blessed with decent eyebrows these are problems been problems my whole life that most of this has been a problem but it's the guys strangely like it almost doesn't look like remember when we first saw Mike Pence we were like what is up with this guy's hair it's so [ __ ] perfect like this is just like the most beautiful short white head of hair we've ever SE it looks like it looks like a wizard pointed at a kend doll and it came to life and there was the hair it just was all it's just that's too good to be real you know this guy's eyebrows are like insane they're insanely they're luscious if I could be told I mean they're they're I mean maybe this is just my eyebrow and be coming out they're incredible and he just sits there and then then he yells at his kid so there was a so they do these like little setups because they're like you know so the first video hits and then they do a second video where they're like we eat the chicken bake now I could assume the chicken because you if if I was dying and you told me a Costco hot dog could save my life I'd be like it's been grand everybody let me die on the floor over here I wouldn't [ __ ] touch that food with my worst enemies taste buds but they eat [ __ ] chicken in a [ __ ] bread wrapping that they cook in an oven right and then they have a chocolate chip cookie so they go and they eat this thing and they're like it's delicious boom and then they eat the double chunk chocolate cookie and then they go what if I set it like more of a jerk off and so they did and that took off and they eat the the the cookie and then they go oh boom so now so now they're they're just scrambling for Content so now they're inviting other influencers to come down and let them eat the stuff and then they tell us what they think spoiler alert every one of them just says boom or they have to pick either the chocolate chip cookie or the [ __ ] chicken roll and pick which one gets the boom and which one gets the Doom who [ __ ] who [ __ ] cares I have to to block them I can't have this showing up on my feed anymore you know I just who's wondering oh what is what do they think of the [ __ ] CCO it's [ __ ] shitty Costco food who cares and they're roll they're like now they're like starting like a whole thing and they're they like they're just trying to keep it going and it's like it's just Costco it's just Costco I I would imagine if I was a chef right now I'd be near suicidal cuz I'd be like all these people are reviewing Costco food and McDonald's hamburgers and getting trillions of views we have a Michelin star and [ __ ] you know James Beard award and nobody gives a [ __ ] like it's amazing how we have just turned into idiocracy we've just it's just and I go through and I get it because I I do the scroll too and I like easily ingestible content that I don't have to think too hard about sometimes but I don't care about some weirdo family from New Jersey with perfect eyebrows screaming Boom at a chocolate chip cookie that I know isn't good that chocolate chip cookie is designed to sit on that shelf for three days straight that's not good that's really not delicious and the hardest part is the real good cookie is probably only like 75 cents more like let's Splurge for the good cookie why don't you put down that fake groundup McDonald's chicken nugget chicken roll in the fake just Domino's pizza dough shell and go to your nearest pizzeria and get a God's honest good you know freshly made chicken cutlet chicken roll and have yourself a grand all time you know what I mean and listen fly NY I don't doubt that the Costco hot dogs are good in fact I will make an exception for the Costco hot dog because frankly it's a hot dog there's really not much you can do to that thing uh to make it that the shittiest hot dog and the most gourmet hot dog you're talking about two to three percentage points of difference in quality of ingredients you know what I'm saying the most highest and expensive hot dog you can find in the Costco hot dog there ain't much of a difference there so hot dogs they're okay anywhere I I don't I don't begrudge anybody that goes to to Costco to get a hot dog I do have a problem with you though if you're acting like this chicken bake is delicious because it's not and Costco has five food items like I'm a little obsessed with these people now because I'm like what are you going to do next how are you going to keep this train rolling hak Tua girl it just it was announced that she's going to do a talk Tua podcast I'm waiting on this to see how long this lasts because hakua I'll I have to admit she's gotten how long has she been popular for three months now that's two and a half more months than I thought she would be I thought we would have a flip past H Tua girl we we've stuck around with HW Tua girl I think it's because she's really nice that's my seeking suspicion is everybody's like let's talk to the dumb girl that gives blow jobs oh wait a second she's a darling she's lovely let's keep her around I think that's what's happening with hakua girl but uh the Costco guys I can't imagine this being a thing and I feel like it's going to be you know 2050 and we're still going to be talking about what the Costco guys are doing although I have a SE sneaking suspicion it's going to end in a weird ecstasy filed drug raid on some weird motel in Jersey somewhere they're going to find that dad in his eyebrows you know up to his ankles in somebody else's [ __ ] whether it be a prostitute or not I'm not entirely sure could be the neighbor could be the kindergarten teacher I don't know I just don't have a lot of confidence in eyebrow guy that he's on the straight and narrow you know I just really I just I just really don't but I'm G to have to block them because I can't have Boomer Doom uh it doesn't matter to me I don't I don't give a [ __ ] you know it's the worst part of bar stool sport is uh the uh Porto with the pizza reviews and I like him just fine I love him actually and I will on occasion take a look at the pizza review still to this day but not really and the reason why I say it's a bad thing is because it spawned four million other people who want to talk about a pizza's undercarriage it's like just we got the pizza review thing covered go do something else or just shut the [ __ ] up like I can't I can't can't be you know okay we're at you know we're at Johnny's Pizza let's look at the undercarriage it's like you just shut the [ __ ] up it's everybody's gonna go to their local pizza joint it's Pizza it's Pizza should we should we drive honey should we drive 25 minutes for a really good pizza or should we just go to the shitty okay enough Pizza nut right near us let's go to the let's you know sometimes you're going to be in the mood for that drive and sometimes you're not most of the time you're not you know oh [ __ ] Paul bite your tongue man see you put it out into the universe now we had a Jerry Springer movie that sucked balls now we're gonna get one of now we're gonna get the [ __ ] Costco guys Costco bro movie from the people who brought you the Jerry Springer movie here's the how can we make money off the next big thing film it's going to be a whole Adventure you know this is going to like Jenny McCarthy's going to be there for some reason Jenny McCarthy's like always just like you know with a cameo they're running around Costco ran out of fake [ __ ] dough and they got to figure out how to make more chicken baks to save the world or some stupid [ __ ] I mean hell if shark NATO 8 got green lit Costco Costco bro movie ain't too far behind it can't be it just cannot be you know do you remember the guy a couple of weeks ago who took the cheese steak from Costco and then wrapped a slice of pizza around it and ate it like a [ __ ] animal why did that guy fade away so fast see that's a guy who I want to hear from this guy is interesting to me what's going wrong in your life where you're like I need to wrap a cheese steak in a pizza and eat it out in the open I'm not saying that's something I wouldn't do but I would do it in the the comfort of my own home Andor vehicle that's a meal you take back to the car and eat by yourself you know when you park all the way in the back of the parking lot where there's not a lot of other cars around and you just eat there that's what you do there this guy was in front of the checkout line just destroying a pizza cheese steak combination not giving a [ __ ] who was watching and of course somebody was filming to put it on the internet there's a guy I wanna I want to have him I want to have his own show him I want to write a movie around I haven't seen I haven't seen that guy ever since that guy to me has talent that's raw ability the boom guy I just I don't know I can't have it cannot have it Midtown Tunnel leak this is scary as [ __ ] people were posting videos they're driving through the midtown tunnel in Manhattan today and the [ __ ] ceiling is leaking I can't imagine a situation more that I do not want to be a part of like there's not a lot of room to pull a UI on the Midtown Tunnel but I would imagine I might give it the old College try if I was starting to drive into it and saw the tunnel seal feeling leaking now as it turns out there's a private contractor that was doing work nearby for the UN something to do with the UN they're expanding the UN or some [ __ ] I don't even know and whoopsie he poked a hole in the you know steel liner that oh cast iron it's a cast iron liner that is around the entire tunnel a cast iron liner this guy drove a 2 and 1/2 in hole into the cast iron liner of the Midtown Tunnel and it started leaking everywhere I would have been dead I would have [ __ ] myself in the car and then died because I'd have been like we got to get the [ __ ] out of I we have to get out of this Tunnel right away this is how every worst nightmare starts and people were just filming it and taking pictures I don't know if I would have made it out the other side I would have just been [ __ ] terrified but it's New York city so they closed it down for 45 minutes and then they were just like it's okay everybody just go make sure your wipers are on um yeah as of right now I think it's okay they say they're going to work on it and it should be fixed within a little while a couple hours not not days what it's a [ __ ] hole in the freaking tunnel and they're like no big deal was the contractor a former Costco employee maybe maybe if he wasn't he probably had a chicken bake for lunch and that [ __ ] them all up that's going to just blow off your equilibrium no matter what no matter what like we all do it we all have dominoes every now and then right we're just like [ __ ] it I just need to eat not real food I'm just gon to have dominoes and just deal with the consequences who goes in there and goes give me a chicken bake I can't imagine you want to see a show I want to see who's the guy that gets mad at everybody the chef the guy kitchen nightmare Guy what's [ __ ] is his name the blond hair dude doesn't matter I want to say Ben Kingsley that's not it Gordon Ramsey thank you bird got it I want to see Gordon Ramsey go into a [ __ ] Costco kitchen and try the chicken bake that's a boomer Doom I want to see I want to see a real legitimate chef I want to see what a Michelin star Chef looks like their facial expressions as they try and choke down a chicken bake from Costco that's a piece of content I could heart not [ __ ] uh Jacob from New Jersey with his perfect [ __ ] I don't know if his name is Jacob or not it drives me [ __ ] crazy his face the Boomer Doom [ __ ] away then they got in trouble the other day because uh the guy yelled at his kid because he kept on getting the lines wrong so he was like no don't do it that way and then he apologized for it later on being like I was trying to save the editor some time it's like and somebody who has edited social media content I understand but screaming at your kid in front of people is not really the you know fun you know little experience you want your kid to grow up with you know cuddles and I Goths right now it's like we're keeping our kids off of social media it's hard because like my son's getting to the age where he just wants to watch videos all the time um let me see Costco guy yells kid this video broke the other [Music] day can't read my can't read my poke face I'll play this clip for you guys so you can just see like the the guy being kind of a dick I guess I mean it wasn't too bad but still it's like I don't know if you want to really put your kid through that [ __ ] you know like that's the thing like cuddles and I are s like we talk about this all the time like do we want to be exposing our children to this because I you know like you look at all the kid actors from the 80s and they're all [ __ ] up you know they are all [ __ ] up and that comes with like people performing at a certain point like I shouldn't say this but uh like JBS like it was a little bit of a rocky road with JBS in the beginning because you put yourself on the internet and people are just like why is why is her why is her eye look like that is that the way she's wearing her hair today it's like worse for women like for us nobody gives a [ __ ] but I've gotten a little bit of like that one nostril is bigger than the other what a [ __ ] weirdo and you're like oh [ __ ] all right damn like it's hard to live in that public eye in that public space I can't imagine like the kids going through that you know that's got to be like super tough and difficult where Costco guys uh Costco guy exposed it's hard to find a now without some douchebag commenting over it says the douchebag commenting on everything like I can't just find like the uh the video of him yelling at his kid without finding some guy give me credit though at least I'm not wearing a suit with some weirdo lighting be like the Costco guys exposed look at this behind the scenes footage as we saw this one weirdo with perfect eyebrows yelling at his uh perfect perfectly innocent child in the middle of a busy Costco holding fake pastries that will make them [ __ ] diarrhea eventually maybe I should do that though maybe we should get some [ __ ] suits wouldn't you like to see Franken no we're here J kind no we're here with J kind Costco guys exposed oh see here's the douchebag see here's another thing I'm gonna start to do I'm gonna start to [ __ ] talk into the bottom of my phone like a like a douchebag who can't afford a thing Costco guys Expo like just buy the microphone it's $5 these days anyway there's the douchebag with the uh with the eyes he's got they see the eyebrows awful and uh that's his kid and this is like another influencer so credit Dennis kutani for posting this video no we're here with J of no we're here with J kind of Costco guys exposed just look at him and his son arguing while they're trying to film a video this is Boom one this is Boom then I'll say this more you say the chicken baker look at the [ __ ] other influencer guy just like fakely smiling like I can't believe they're screaming you know I can't believe they're yelling at each other like again it ain't the worst thing in the world but like I don't know if you want to just be like you know yelling at your kid that much I actually did have to do a video with our children the other day and it was a little like at one point my son didn't want to do it and then I kind of felt like all right we's just cancel this whole [ __ ] thing he was so excited about it and then after a little while he was like I'm not really into this you know and I had to pull a whole I'll get you an ice cream and so he finished he he did his last couple lines but there was a part of me like my daughter was loving it so much but then he wasn't and I was like I'm not gonna ask him to do this again you know I asked him if they wanted to do it they were excited I don't know if he was really excited the whole way through which is a shame too because he's such a character he'd be so good at it but it's like if this ain't what they want to do then they wouldn't they don't then don't do it you know I couldn't imagine putting my kids on this show being like performed it would just be the worst thing ever you know to have like to like we dipped our toe in the water with this one little video and it's like she she seemed to love it maybe she could do it again he was just like not interested in this anymore um when did anunt trans transition into a food snob I think I've always been a food snob I'm very snobby with the food very very snobby because especially like you know you see a thing like a chicken bake it's like hey my [ __ ] my my people came up with this this is an Italian food that you guys are bastardizing at Costco no less how [ __ ] hungry are you i' I'd rather die of hunger than eat out of [ __ ] Costco I I just I don't know again you want to grab a dog on the way out okay but to be like what else is on the menu at Costco maybe we'll get one of these fancy chicken baks like if you're rein reorganizing words if you're inventing phrases to sell a food product I don't know if I want to be a part of your whole thing and also that double chunk chocolate cookie chocolate chip cookie has way too many chunks and chocolate chips in it way too many you can just tell it's just it's just too much the dad is the problem here he literally makes the people he's collaborating with follow his script you got tast you got to take it first taste it first taste the chicken bake then taste a double chunk chocolate cookie and then give your answer you can k I love the way he looks at his son though here's what's hilarious about this he's telling the guy what to do clearly the guy has no idea because he probably never really watched any of their [ __ ] and he's like he wants to give the rating before he actually eats the item that he's rating I would roll my eyes at this [ __ ] too it's like at least I know this is all [ __ ] but at least try and do it so that it looks like we're [ __ ] a review show you know he's like oh this is a real boom let me try it no it doesn't you have to [ __ ] any idiot knows you have to taste it before you tell people how it is you know I just don't know some of these people there's a couple of people that I follow I like the barata Babe uh there's this other sorry schmucky looking guy from Brooklyn with his girlfriend or wife or fiance it's like they're not hu I like these people because they're like oh this is good or this is tasty or this isn't as good as the other place or I like going here better I like those people they're regular people like these guys that are like boom or you know [ __ ] 7.9 like shut the [ __ ] up again unless you started it like the POR no he gets a pass for me because he started it you know but now everybody is just doing his same shtick I never in all my life remember going how's that pizza is it good is that a good undercarriage nobody ever said that [ __ ] it was like is this crispy or not and then also people like doughy p Pizza you know people like crispy pizza I [ __ ] like both if you're doing it right both can be delightful this has a flop since when did flop become good that little pool of oil in the middle was always a bonus in my house because you used to take that [ __ ] Garlic Knot and go swimming through go surfing through that little oil pool in the middle of a pizza that was a bonus that was a freebie that was that was that was looked upon like hey aren't we lucky look at all the oil on this thing now all of a sudden flop is a bad thing people just don't know what the [ __ ] they're talking about all right I gotta get off this uh Costco guy thing because I'll [ __ ] go crazy but look he's got the glasses over the [ __ ] hat and also who are these people get a logo on your hat who are these people that are wearing plain hats I wouldn't even know where to buy a hat that's just plain did you ever put that on your Christmas list I'd like a plain black hat please why are you planning on shooting some place up what are you doing are you running an Espionage Mission put a [ __ ] logo on that hat baseball football whatever be a human being who's like let's just uh you know hey all the hats that we're selling with the logos on it let's let's do a 100 hats without logos and see how we do who started buying this [ __ ] I'll never understand it I need a hat but I don't want to show anybody how I feel about any sort of sports team or issue so just make it blank for me please okay about the cookie all right now try the double chunk chocolate C let me let me do that one let me do that one ready I feel bad for his son Justice he just wants to be a kid on camera that you know over he took his kids lying that's the other thing too weird guy with the eyebrows we ain't here for you outside of your weirdo [ __ ] eyebrows it's kind of cute to see a kid be like an adult that's interesting right that's the most pure and appealing part about it like let him just do his thing nobody wants your stupid [ __ ] perfect eyebrow face in there with your blank hat with no logo on it [ __ ] ordering people around you douchebag okay um moving right along there was a plane and I feel like we're starting to talk about this way more frequently than we did because I'm pretty sure we did this story not too long ago and this story is back yet again but a plane on its way to Europe about an hour into the trip pulls a 180 goes back and lands at JFK and the airline I think it's American Airlines or maybe it was Delta they go it was Delta it was a flight from Atlanta to Barcelona it was forced to turn around mid-flight and land at JFK after they said that there was a an they apologized and said there was a passenger incident on a medical incident on board turns out somebody had diarrhea and [ __ ] themselves all over the seat I mean I guess you can call that a passenger medical incident I would just say the guy in 2B [ __ ] himself we got to go back everybody like we're all smelling it like right should we sugarcoat this this isn't guy [ __ ] himself the guy had too many chicken bakes the night before and now we can't go to Spain just because somebody had to try the chicken bake and the double chunk chocolate cookie some douchebags suggested it on his uh Tik Tok feed now we all miss out on Barcelona yeah went back because there the diarrhea could you imagine the diarrhea is so disgusting on the plane seats that they had to turn around an hour into the flight and go back that is one nasty [ __ ] I mean I've taken some gross poops in my life and I've witnessed a lot of my friends gross poops unfortunately uh none of them though I could say could ground a flight that's amazing like that you re you really got to tip your cap to somebody's digestional tracked for just being like you [ __ ] [ __ ] so bad the plane had to turn around that's amazing that's amazing that's an accomplishment I'm not sure what they do but it feels like they should bronze your ticket and put it on a little plaque like a gold record and send it back to you be like remember when you grounded flight 280 because you couldn't hold in your [ __ ] there you go hang that on your wall tell everybody that story because nobody's going to believe that you are the guy you can't go to the bar and be like I was the person who took a [ __ ] so bad they had to turn the flight around people are going to be like that wasn't you you're gonna have look at the plaque look at the plaque there's my plane ticket that's been bronzed and this is also that little ball of tow that's a w those are the watered up towels they use to wipe down the seat so there you go there's where it's at today's meal brought to you by Costco yeah imagine the flight attendant good news everybody chicken bxs all around then all of a sudden an hour later you're [ __ ] cleaning up the whole goddamn hle and acting like uh guess what everybody I hope you you got a place to stay in New York City because that's where we're headed nobody's getting to Barcelona today kids holy crap uh the Delta reps had to address the airplane accident saying Delta apologizes to our customers for the delay in their travels um we thank them for their patience as the aircraft diverted to JFK before continuing to roam on oh no I'm sorry it was Boston to Rome Atlanta to Barcelona was the one that just happened prior to this so we're two for two in the last two years on people [ __ ] themselves so bad that the plane has to turn around and land I mean what is happening if there's an endorsement for people to ban certain dieses in Foods this is it this is the one you didn't see people [ __ ] themselves grounding PanAm flights 30 [ __ ] years ago now all of a sudden we've got two and two years I mean it's got to be yellow D number five or Costco chicken baks it's one of the other it is one of the other and of course the stat run media over at the Delta public relations department is just trying to gloss it over and make it sound like this this person had a medical incident when they [ __ ] themselves I can't wait for o'keef douchebag to get on that with his [ __ ] tie and his stupid back lighting um Lady Gaga wore a dress today at the premiere for The Joker part two that she's in she plays uh the Joker's uh main squeeze there what's her name Harper Harley Harley Quinn so she was at the Venice Film Festival uh promoting and she wore a dress I can't show you the picture but just Google Lady Gaga Joker dress Premiere or Venice Film Festival Lady Gaga and it's this big black beautiful gown it's quite lovely and then she has like this head piece that kind of like swoops around and comes to a point which I could only describe to you as looking like a outline a drawing if you will of a pair of testicles because it is just two large swoops like this that go straight up like that now when I do this did did everybody else see the testicles cuz and she's just wearing this on the front of her face she's got big testicle face just out there like look at me everybody I'm Harley Quinn I'm killing it in this movie so much so that I could wear testicles on my forehead and it'll be just fine it looks like if you gave AI a command to create a photo involving high heel shoes a mask and a testicle this is what AI would spit out at you it would just be this most convoluted thing that doesn't appear to be making sense and yet all of a sudden is in reality there um this isn't a critique I don't mind the testicle mask I think it's quite daring I'm happy for Lady Gaga didn't she also wear the meat dress like where else she going to go after meat dress then testicle face it's the next it's obviously the next step I mean it could have been worse she could have had two chicken bags dangling from her forehead so let's be grateful it wasn't that uh McDonald's announces that McFlurries are getting a makeover did you know that they took away the McFlurry spoon last year we might have done this I don't this the McFlurry spoon was a classic because for the first three years of McFlurry we couldn't figure out why the spoon had a hook on it until we actually saw the [ __ ] thing and it turned out that the spoon they used to put on the little machine and that would what would be whipping around the ice cream and the toppings and everything it was great and then they just hand you the [ __ ] spoon a lot of plastic going into the landfill so they decided to mix that so now I don't know how they're mixing the uh the McFlurries these days probably with a metal thing that they have to clean sounds like a lot of work uh so they got the regular um they got the regular spoons in there now and they're going a step further by getting rid of the plastic cups all together and they're going with these paper cups and I know what you're thinking thinking like that's got to be terrifying like a [ __ ] paper cup holding in my ice cream yeah it does look a little weird pop it up for you guys on the screen here but um I don't know they're figuring out a way to pull it off there's the McFlurry cup and there's the mini McFlurry cup which they're introducing now which I have to be honest with you I kind of love CU there's so many times you're like oh I'd love a little something a little extra treat at the end of the meal and you don't want to buy a full McFlurry or a full ice cream Sunday now you get a little I think I think McDonald's and Taco Bell and all these [ __ ] places would kill with just mini versions of their [ __ ] you know like uh Wendy's does this Wendy's has these little MC little tiny what's the Wendy's McFlurry the frosty they got these little frosties they're like a little Frosty just get you like oh okay couple sips he take it down you're like I a little treat for myself nice little nice little sweet treat at the end of a meal so I like the McFlurry idea in a big way but if you look at the top you see how the top is like wavy you have to like fold down the flaps to cover the top it almost kind of looks like the top of the the roof of the the Dome that they have in Atlanta you ever see that the look at where the Atlanta Falcons play football they have this weird ass Dome that like it's like all these little triangle leaves that push in together to form like the top it's kind of like that it folds it looks like it doesn't mix but then you fold it down and it covers the whole top completely so no more plastic top no more plastic cup all paper new uh spoony spoons new McFlurry new Mini McFlurry I like it I'm a little weary of the [ __ ] paper thing you know but uh what are you gonna do all right see now I wish I got into this line a little sooner during the Lady Gaga segment Paul says scrotum Chic Paul I think you've coined a new fashion term Lady Gaga in her dress was scrotum Chic you nailed it my friend that's the [ __ ] look who's out and about on the Town showing off her testies Lady Gaga in her new scrotum Chic cotour designer coor more like Scot tour am I right people huh scrotum Scot tour how about these new flurries [Music] finally ray gun who is the Olympic uh break dancer who embarrassed the [ __ ] out of herself and became an internet sensation here's somebody who's the complete opposite of hakua and the [ __ ] Costco guys she is famous for something and she doesn't want anybody talking about it any longer she's like nope that moment of virality I do not want to acknowledge whatsoever um she admitted in a sit down interview today that she has not watched the full like she just the other day watched the full performance of herself at the Olympics how is that possible I mean she is so uh this is funny from will [ __ ] new McFlurry ain't gonna matter that ice cream machine's gon to be down anyway yeah it is yeah the ice cream machine is going to be yeah no it's going that ice cream machine is going to be broken anyway it doesn't make a difference you're gonna get to c MC flurry like shuts down like you opened an hour ago should should probably have it done probably have that thing fixed there was actually a really good documentary on why the ice cream machine never worked at mcdonal somebody went in and made like a 35 minute documentary I watched the whole thing and I felt better about that than watching one of the Costco guys Tik toks for 45 seconds to be totally honest with you anyway the poor this poor little ray gun which I can't believe her name is Ray Gun she's from Australia she admitted that she hadn't watched the whole thing until the other day she finally like sat down and watched it and I was reading this article going I wish at the end of this article she just went I don't see what the big deal is I could [ __ ] dance you guys don't know how to judge Dancing like that's what I wish she would say she's so embarrassed by it she should be being like you know what that's how I dance [ __ ] you you know that's what I wish she would be like you give be five minutes with the ray gun girl I have her out there giving everybody the finger wearing a testicle headpiece going [ __ ] you guys if you don't like how I do things like Lady Gaga's walking around in a testicle headpiece and this girl's embarrassed like I wish she would just be more proud of herself you know she's far more talented than half the people that are famous on the internet anyway she's got her own little Vibe Dance to your own little thing um gun told Network 10s the project I've seen little bits and pieces but I will watch it eventually oh I'm sorry so she hasn't watched it yet she hasn't watched the full thing yet I think you got to get in there and watch it you know be like zero points [ __ ] you Olympic judges I'm a 10 out of 10 this girl could be making a career for herself we get her in there choreographing a Off Broadway show and [ __ ] like that it'll be a blast I don't know why we can't support the people that are actually interesting yet any douchebag with a stupid catch rice were like oh isn't this great you know it's [ __ ] terrible I just feel bad for this girl cuz she was like I'm depressed on this and that I'm like you should be [ __ ] proud man you captivated the world for for a whole three and a half minutes and we haven't been able to stop talking about it in the last month you should be proud of yourself and no chicken bake was involved like that is a win you have talent you genely I want ray gun to hear me out here your name is terrible but besides that no her name is Rachel gun they call her ray gun You Can Dance [ __ ] what all these other people think you're spectacular there ain't nothing wrong with you there ain't nothing wrong with you and think about this with all this embarrassment that you gone through your life is still going to be better than the chicken baked kid whenever he grows up and starts going off the wall [ __ ] screaming in his therapist's office my dad yelled at me I didn't get the lines right for the the chocolate chunk cookie and now I can't uh Go the whole night without wetting my bed I'm [ __ ] 45 that's what we're going that's what we're headed for you know that's where we're headed that poor bastard that little kid we got to save that kid we got to bring the [ __ ] um we got to bring the child protective services in there help that Costco kid besides I don't I think feeding your kid Costco food more than once in a month is child abuse I'm I'm going to go out on line and say that right now that's that can't be good that can't be good for anybody uh all right I think that's it I think we covered the the gamut by the way if you saw this show you and you got all the news from today you didn't miss anything you you legitimately did not miss anything what would the Michelin Chef say about the McFlurry they would say I'm gonna I'm going to have the type of diarrhea that could ground a flight tomorrow maybe not Boston to Rome but you know pipy to Montreal might have to might have to land halfway through if I have the if I finish this mcf flurry you know what's really scary somebody got a bought one of these ice cream sandwiches and the cones you know the cones that you buy it's cone and ice cream it's in the thing it's all Frozen that you just buy it whatever the [ __ ] they call that they bought a couple of those ice creams and they just left it out on their counter [ __ ] 4 days later there it looked exactly the same it didn't melt at all there was like a little like the Vanilla Ice Ice Cream was like a little runny but for the most part it held its form to a t it didn't change one bit and I was like that can't be good for your system that cannot be good for your system you know I can't repeat that but that's funny as [ __ ] that's funny as all we're g to cut this part out of the replay but that's [ __ ] funny as [ __ ] um yeah so that worries me again we go back to the weird [ __ ] in our food and that scares me a bit that scares me that ice cream is no longer melting I did have uh Ben and Jerry's the other day and then and we went we took the kids to a really good ice cream place it's amazing how you can taste the difference in like locally made ice cream where they're just like it's just ice cream ice cream's fascinating too because it's [ __ ] Frozen like if there's ever a place where we didn't need preservatives and [ __ ] it'd be in the Frozen thing that should last regardless they're still thrown all sorts of weird sorum [ __ ] in there it just feels very very weird yes flying why nailed it we did address a little in the beginning but you're it's not an in-depth thing I can't do it uh thanks TD for passing that along anything else we need to cover here before we head out of there the weird thing though with uh like the weird thing McDonald's gets a pass for me though because it's McDonald's right you know what it is [ __ ] chicken sandwiches and burgers and you know that's really it you know you don't see McDonald's make a chicken parmesan like you remember when Burger King was like here's the chicken Parmesan it's like stop just stop stop trying don't get fan don't get outside of your lane don't get outside of your lane just stick with the burger the chicken sandwich you know what's weird the hot dog has not caught on in fast food why is that I think you get a hot dog at Sonic obviously Nathan's but Nathan's LED with the hot dog and added the burger later why does McDonald's not have a decent hot dog I mean it's not real food you think it would fit right into their lineup am I missing something Burger King no hot dog they like the chicken they like the beef the pork they're like eh is it a religious thing or is like there's too many people who don't eat pork with cheese and so that that's that's a no no I don't really know I mean we have a filet of fish for the love of God you'd think they'd be like just throw a hot dog in there it's not real it'll fit right in with our not real fish you know we you already grind up all the fish parts and say it's a filet what's so complicated about getting a hot dog on there I don't I don't get it do you think because they're like oh we have to make a shittier version of everything and you physically can't make a shittier version of a hot dog like it can't get any sh like that's the [ __ ] that's the food in its shittiest State no wonder I promise you I'm not high these are regular average Wednesday podcast thoughts this is definitely what keeps me up at night um back with you guys on Friday we'll get Frankie C back in the mix on Friday we will try and get a uh JB's update because somebody somebody yelled at me in the comments like you said jayab was went to a swinger Resort now we don't know what happened she didn't go to a swingers resort she was next to one and I still didn't hear that full story although I think I saw a video not a lot was going on um if it was the douchebag who runs project Veritas would have had it could you imagine oh my God could you imagine if JBS got exposed to a hidden camera from that [ __ ] O'Keefe [ __ ] that would be amazing that would be amazing she'd be the only person on the show being like I steal salads then she'd be looking into the hidden camera go you hear me I steal salads that would be [ __ ] the best he wouldn't know what to do with her he'd blow the whole thing up all right did we talk about the In-N-Out thing was that with the German tourist guy do you guys remember did we do that then because there was a guy on the internet who was like I was disappoint I think it was the the German guy we did this thing whole thing where this German guy came to America and gave us 15 Impressions he had of America and one of them was I was surprised how disappointed I was over the fast food specifically in an alberger CU it's not really that great and he had that impression because he watches people on the internet who eat this [ __ ] and they're like this is [ __ ] 9.6 out of 10 is delicious and it's like no it's not it's In-N-Out Burger it might be superior to McDonald's and Burger King and all the other shitty burger places but it's still shitty Burger you know I just find that so fascinating this new sort of wave of hold on this isn't that good no it's a [ __ ] fast food Burger you shouldn't believe anybody giving a review of a fast food joint acting like whatever scale we agree on let's say it's out of 10 fast food should never go past 4.3 that should be the highest you can rate fast food joints is 4.3 you cannot go higher than that if it's a fast food joint done period end to sentence all right that's it for us uh game Friday comeback Frankie C we'll try and get JBS uh back in the mix lot going on there and of course we'll have the latest days news and everything else that is uh going on pleasure being with you guys love the show solo shows enjoy your Thursday and we'll be back right after that show me potato salad maybe we should go now