Dancing With the Stars Cast

today they announced the Dancing with the Stars cast for the new season let's go through them and see how much star power they actually have now the big news is they've casted Anna Deli a notorious con artist who is still under house arrest she still has her ankle bracelet on every action in This Woman's life has led up to the dance floor this is also her dance partner's first season BET's like oh boy I finally get to dance with a star and then they give him a criminal and he's like what though I will say say for someone who spent 5 years rotting in jail she cleans up pretty nice I still wouldn't date her because I like my wallets fat but uh maybe she can con herself a win every season's going to have a handful of athletes usually they do pretty good on the show but they're really boring personality wise first up is Steven neov stepen just won two bronze medals in the Olympics so now when he loses this show he'll have three strikes when it comes to disappointing America good luck Stephen but I think all these contestants are Americans so cheer up another athlete is two-time Super Bowl champion Danny amola I think I know him better as who and then there's Dwight Howard he's also a athlete for some other sport I'm going to say basketball I think I'm going to call him who but with tattoos and one more athlete is a Lona Mar she is an American rugby player they have rugby in America like professionally according to her Wikipedia page she is the most followed rugby player I don't know if that's an accomplishment or not cuz every everybody can edit those things for the seventh consecutive season there is a bachelor alumni actually there's two this year Joey gra and Jin Tran fresh off her run as The Bachelorette it like literally ended last night I think it looks like she's a last minute addition to the cast because they don't have a photo of her but the finale last night was a blood bath so you know they want hot on that they want to add her cuz now she has fans and two bachelorettes have won in the past so she's one to watch definitely smart money might be on her and if I'm going to comment about how attractive a felon is I got to talk about how stunning Jen is but she's The Bachelorette she should be speaking of attracted people next Sports Illustrated model Brooks nater as far as I know there's no relation to Ralph nater but I do hope she's an independent an independent woman hubba hubba next up is 72-year-old Reginald V Johnson best known as the dad from Family Matters wait there was a dad on Family Matters there was a family on family matters I thought it was just urel show Tory Spelling is now the fifth original 902 and0 cast member to join the dance floor and she said in an interview that she thinks Shannon DH is going to be watching over her but didn't she get Shannon fired no Shannon she might not be but rip Shannon Donna Martin graduated so Tory Spelling could dance it's so easy to call Tori a nepo baby but she is like one of the only like three names I knew right off the bat with this cast so I'll give her that another old person it's Eric Roberts brother to Julia father to Emma and uh he's done stuff himself too I promise I know he has Babylon yeah he was in that next up fedra Parks she's one of the Real Housewives of somewhere real housewives of Fargo for all I know God could you imagine watching that she's also a licensed mortician so she'll be prepared when her shot at winning this thing dies cuz it probably will and last but not least actually in this case probably least shandler Kenny this girl doesn't even have a Wikipedia page that's how you become a celebrity at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if they contacted me next season I went to the grocery store a couple days ago and they said on the intercom Albert Stewart clean up on aisle 6 I wouldn't be surprised if Albert Stewart was on next year's cast cuz you're not a star until you have a page