this is um guaca turkey what you call it that sounds like me in one of our meeting dateless and desperate you ready M get out that's it it's time to door okay M don't let your baby grow up to be Kanye very much I feel like I'm wearing wrapping paper I do love you thank you were you uh we were we were a little distant in our last and people won't tell me are you Carri underworld they'll say wow you look like Carrie Underwood you've been busy a little bit got a lot going on a little bit uhhuh and would he like you to cook for him I don't know yeah should call him up and ask him what is his number I don't know I don't know all right so if I if I catch you hosting with another girl yeah exactly this is I don't know what to say I got nothing um I'm 25 and a half that half's not so good when you're 25 she's going to crush it I'm going to crush it that's impressive so so L thank you Terren everybody I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yell to the Cavo home smile we just go find stupid stories and lie a lot the teacher was a [Music] pushover hi baby um it's me Carrie we're here with our guest me how many American Music Awards does this make for you seven greedy I don't know I think it's seven I think so that sounds right uh sometimes I like to milk a cow when I'm not doing anything else with my time howy part you so they're like What's your name so I was like Carrie Underwood and then it was like the Carrie Underwood and I was was like yeah I mean that's precious what's he listening to what's that was rehearsals apparently I'm super interesting yeah nevertheless whether you're here cuz you want to be or you were dragged here to get brownie points we're glad you're here are you my interviewer the lovely Mrs Fisher you are you're hot thank you I'd like to take you home well it might just happen I always watched adult Pro not adult program the rabbit ate it all and made the kids watch and the kids cried and cried the rabbit felt bad about it so he then took all the kids to the ice cream store and they were out of ice cream you guys can drop off your new or like new jeans after the show for together even though they're on separate teams is that sweet and love exciting and new you're funny lady there were guys dressed up in bikinis one day like in the second row I don't know why actually I was born a um a Tiffany that I changed my name when I was six cuz I knew this day would come okay um do you know how to ice skate no no will you learn no no we get our aggressions out by singing and how many babies do you want let's talk about well let's just life right now we're all warm it's a little warm when I say I'm hot doesn't mean I'm hot it means I'm hot but she's hot too and that's a lot of fabric it is Carrie is like my sister but I never call my sister [Music] hot no yeah no we present you with a cake look at that we weren't allowed to light the candle okay health and safety rules they can't imine and I'll Make A Wish blow out the candle please okay well you've had some fun songs unless Before He Cheats was oh that was serious that was serious wow yes yourself when you on did you go home yeah yeah oh yeah and we had two hours to vote and I guarantee you I was like do not bug me I am voting for myself wow that's right thank you thank you for being honest thank you thank you thank you very much woke up every 3 hours to change my tej does he have his own teeth nobody's got a good dentist oh yeah I did I'm not going to lie I hate when people it's the same thing people would say that people would be like Oh I'm like 105 PBS and I don't diet I eat whatever I want and I don't exercise I'm like BS okay me too that guy's slapping he must have been drug here by the woman say next him brownie points you've earned them home yeah oh yeah in the car in the shower I sing a little bit she gets a kick out of it so I'm sure he's very he's very intense whatever he does he's very int the worst critic in the world critiquing mying so it's a little hard but I get by if I if I play hockey you can critique my hockey and people won't tell me are you Carrie Underwood they'll say wow you look like Carrie Underwood there's some guys that totally want to be here and there's some guys that were totally drug here there were guys dressed up in bikinis one day like in the second row of con I don't know why hello everybody sometimes there are teeny tiny cracks in the stage that nothing could get through except a high heel shoe seems like you'll marry him and have babies apparently I don't know you just got a chill um alcohol yeah I saw a lot of Brad we actually have 152 changes that be awes yeah every one is said except for Sugarland is their home free I wish that we could stop this DV o r c what's that big star up there the moon oh Brad I don't feel well can you fil me and tell me if you think I'm hot bit of a wild child see we were lame in high school we didn't do anything fun at all ever and after prom we actually went bowling say Brad Paisley thing well he paid me earlier to say Brad Paisley someone go with Brad Paisley okay I'm I'm wow I got nothing um stay indoors don't leave your house well anyway somebody sent us this picture of this hockey player Mike Fisher from Ottawa Kind of the Ottawa Senators and said that uh you have been seen with him on a date or something sharing Coca-Cola stay in school stay in school just say no to everything you can get arrested don't do that you ever Kanye what me carry Underwood I'm good are you nervous a little bit why he's scary don't we pay you enough you can get yourself some new jeans got to have a hole in them thought we did that both knees wow Mark I'm sorry I didn't know it's all been pretty good got it no we don't we actually of course a Carrie Underwood album hello I pay them to pay me compliments the stars have you seen stars and it's been pretty CL no I mean celebity oh okay no just you a little for the next time the next time let you know it won't be on me no way uh-uh I want to see um I want to see those boots Matthew I don't know what to say it's on your phone I know it is I didn't know it was coming or I would have grabbed it not grabbed my phone to take a picture a lot of yeah just got a phone the crowd might be kind of playing with me sometimes if I do let that slip I get booed oh Carrie you are so beautiful you know you're my fellow Oklahoma girl you I wasn't um I was your age not too long ago now people just tell me to take off my short shorts put on some normal jeans and get off the hood of their car anyways I'm just going to go and see if there's any imperfections nope perfect just like my girls from Oklahoma sometimes award shows bring too I really hope that it's uh it's not that um what's it called swine flu got a fever of aund two too bad that I don't qualify for that [Music] vacine I've been under what it songwriters and musicians and I'm just so happy for you guys [Applause] too what is what is wrong with me God bless you guys thank you so much for this I will honor it and cherish it forever thank you