now that Brazilian national anthem was beautiful brought a tear to a glass eye ladies and gentlemen I can dig it I got too much to keep up with in here now what's up Yuki well yesterday I went with a Taylor Swift song for the title I think every Chiefs game this year that I do I'm just going to give it a Taylor Swift song might as well embrace it like they want us to that was a beautiful Brazilian national anthem I swear everybody has a better national anthem than us everybody [ __ ] Russia Canada Brazil everybody's got a better national anthem than us we suck it's nice and cool outside another night with my window open watching Theo ball with my friends I'll take I'm going to go against the grain for the second day in a row I'll say Packers I I like the Packers to win their division I think the Eagles should be a great team but after the way last season ended I'm worried about them lost six of their last seven the only one they won was a half-ass win over the Giants then they turned around and lost to the Giants and then Tampa Bay sent their ass packing with ease in the first round the Eagles were terrible last half of the Season 49ers took their [ __ ] Souls what happen so my confidence in the Eagles is still shaking because of last year and the Rumblings we heard in offseason Maybe I'm Wrong this roster is Super Bowl ready been there done that didn't win it but they've been there with most of this team here this core that they have we shall see say the Line NFL of the National Football League you got damn run I'd like to welcome you to this presentation of the National Football League peock is kind of quiet I got this [ __ ] turned up to 50 and I feel like you can barely hear it that was the first ever Super Bowl whereever kickoff is a Touchback I'm not surprised I go against the Green I'm confident in the Packers I pick them to win their division ision and it starts tonight I'll be 0 and two probably but I won't back off although I did bail on the Ravens last night in what uh the second quarter CU I could tell that game was going to go my instincts are usually pretty correct you can kind of see the riding on the wall most of the time halfway through a football game you really can young head coaches love Matt lefur Nick serani is a twight not a bad head coach though you get to the Super Bowl you're not a badhead coach but the culture there is changing and I don't know if it's for the better in Philly I bet you most of these kickoffs will be touchbacks to the 30 they're playing the [ __ ] remix of the Rocky song this is uh listed as an eagles home game they chose to we black hel to wear black helmets black pants white jerseys let the Foos ball again Packers get the ball first Hey look it's a Touchback and a flag down immediately woo fans what yay referee call it's going to be on Philly so the Packers start at the 35 Josh Jacobs in this year for Green Bay Aaron Jones is off to Minnesota still can't believe that but Josh Jacobs is a hell of a way to fill that spot he just looks so good out of that black and silver that was going to waste his entire career Jordan love got hot at the end of last year the Eagles were the opposite let's see what happens Jacobs blown up for a huge loss okay Philly I love the black helmets by the way I'm an NFL fashion guy so uniform matchups and how uniforms look going up against each other are very important to my viewing experience this is a good one got the bright yellow and the dark green versus the black and white Eagles obviously still have green numbers on their jerseys but it's a completely different shade of green looks good Packers backed up here watch for those illegal formations on the tackles quick release there from Jordan love to Watson for a gain of four third down get the ball out quick against Philly dude was really good at the end of last year and into the playoffs the Packers had the 49ers dead to RS and blew it couple of teams did that in the playoffs last year the black helmets really are nice good catch Romeo dos this dude came he was a touchdown machine last year oh yeah weird gra we always have weird grass and weird Turf when we go to other countries that was a nice route you can't uh you can't blame the grass on that I'm not blaming the grass that was all dos Josh Jacobs get some yards this time we'll say four Philly had to change lot they got Vic vanio I think he's a good defensive coordinator massive Improvement what they have Matt Patricia last year good God no wonder the Eagles fell the [ __ ] off by the way Matt Patricia was on Bill bich che's YouTube channel it was a great video I love that this whole bill bellich doing media thing is weird he's in commercials he's on YouTube he's on talk shows pregame I like seeing Bill talk about football because the man's a genius another run to Jacobs tries to cut inside and stood up for no gain some new faces on this Eagles defense they really they really had to change a lot after the way last year ended although oh Packers quick snap that's some Aon Rogers era Green Bay stuff Deep Over the Top flags all over the place but we've got a touchdown Green Bay now did they get the eagles with 12 and then score a touchdown on yep that's what happened I'm pretty sure some things never changed with Green Bay what do we got I'm seeing one ref say Green Bay and the other ref is neutral we have we're having a caucus here did Green Bay just score this long touchdown they quick snapped on a third down fouls by both teams 12 players on offense and 12 players on defense wow replay the down okay I don't remember ever seeing 12 men on both teams at the same time I think that should just cancel out and be totally legal three four 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 12 yes they both had 12 hell I think the Eagles had 13 depending on when the ball was snapped well third and six never happened another quick snap love going up top again he's got it that's not interference no argument from Watson Mitchell W to run his mouth about it four down Packers got a p or are they going to go here they're going to go I see the Eagles defense having to turn back around and come out on the field the Packers are at least lining up here that was a good coverage man a little bit of grabby a little early you could have thrown a flag didn't draw it but you could have yeah Packers offense still on the field play clock under 10 though you're not going you're going to punt it now really just hate the delay game and punt at that point but they just took the timeout interesting start to this one the Eagles almost had 13 convers ation between serani and and an official and the Packers offense is coming back out here on a fourth and six right the Packers have a new kicker I mean yeah chances are okay let's think about this chances are the Eagles are going to start at the the 30 anyway so if you just get like a few yards and turn it over on Downs it's not that big of a deal I suppose oh they're just trying to draw them off oh no they go false start there now that's a punt so you waste the timeout to end up punting anyway at least it's just the first half Baltimore with their timeouts on the second half were killing me last night okay second trying to coughin Corner that [ __ ] not a bad punt inside the 10 oh wait a minute Bailey's coming out on Smackdown why she always wearing baggy pants [Music] Bailey okay I'm I miss look she is not wearing baggy pants goddamn Bailey's always playing with me she usually wears baggy pants things are going well for the NFL wait till Sunday when it all collapses little bit of Falcon Steelers little bit of NASCAR with Red Zone on in the background so I can keep an eye on everything and by that point I probably won't want to watch the Falcon Steelers game anymore race doesn't start till three so we will all get to laugh at the Browns and cowboys together though that'll be that'll be fun I take the bronze goodness czy didn't sleep worth the [ __ ] last night I did I slept so poorly I almost didn't go to work today and I've got the easiest job ever when I work at that [ __ ] home I just wanted to [ __ ] go back to sleep but I got up and went I didn't wanna but I'm poor damn it's only 63 degrees out there and have the humid is 88% but godd damn 63 degrees I thought this game' be hot as [ __ ] see the Packers having a watch party at Lambo the Eagles at Lincoln Financial having a watch party that's pretty Neo Eagles start from their own 10 first possession of the Year time to rewrite the wrongs of the last eight weeks of last year they got Jer Alexander down here oneon-one with AJ brown but they toss and run to saquin saquin Falls and loses five yards he needs better cleats that I will blame on the grass saquon Barkley's first run as an eagle goes for minus five it's not supposed to rain today that's the good news well not those back Jaylen Hertz standing on the goal line and the shotgun going up top into a crowd little high and into basically triple coverage third and 15 not good I hear a go pack go chant I'm with it I hear booing and go pack go this crowd's pretty split Jaylen going up the middle Devonte Smith's intercepted couple of really bad decisions here and one ends to a an interception and the Packers take over in the Red Zone hey Jaylen Herz picking up where he left off last year where he threw a career high in interceptions and the Eagles tanked the last eight games essentially so yeah that looks like the Eagles from the end of last year well covered there to by Quay Walker Packers are trying to just completely change everything about their defensive philosophy because Joe Barry was a goddamn bum maybe he's got Kaepernick syndrome where he peaked and like his second or third year and now he just going to be mid as [ __ ] mid to good as [ __ ] but not great he gives me big Kaepernick Vibes Love Under Pressure sacked felt it a little too late that Bond gu's showing off tonight yeah that was nice have a good clean really unnecessary roughness on Philly but not for the sack I don't think it was on Jaylen Carter Bond got the sack now it won't count half the distance damn guess the NFL wants Packers to win like I do first down Green Bay they didn't even show a replay of what the penalty was Jacob swallowed up again for nothing so what was the penalty little bit of a flop yeah that was a flop he threw his hands up in the guy's face and the guy flopped oh well they just saw the replay I can tell play action here's the pressure coming NRA has nowhere to go flag they're pointing towards Green Bay I think yeah okay back and forth we go refs be very careful tonight you pissed that crowd off getting held by two guys at once well no it was the only guy holding uh yeah all empty here eagles only rush for he gets rid of it quick and it's a drop he felt the footsteps coming took a bit of a hit in anyway third and 20 yeah neither team looking particularly impressive so far third and 20 takes the screen to Jacobs so see if he can make a miracle happen and he will not all right Phil go time man it's hot in here knock knock who's there Bren nson knock knock who's there and it's good three nothing Green Bay my G can just realized I sitting here texting not even muting the TV this what's that noise in the background oh yeah that's commercials I don't listen to those anymore commercials are a thing I'm tempted to watch that Bair series on peacock even though it's probably terrible and then I'll have to go back and rewatch all Fresh Prince again to cleanse my mind [ __ ] dogs outside are going ape [ __ ] I don't know why the first entertaining game involving a ball ever played in this building and they're going to force the Eagles to return this thing and they stop him at the 15 interesting okay that was a wrinkle we haven't seen yet it works they just kicking it and giving them the ball at the [ __ ] 30 make him have to run it and you'll probably get them short of the 30 average what starting field position the 13 Barkley for three oh they throw the ball risky with this offense and it goes nowhere already oh wait they were actually looking at their cleats I thought they were looking at the ground like oh [ __ ] here we go we saw hold no we suck again but it wasn't that they were all checking out their cleats not doing the all no we suck again thing Andreas are you here my Eagles fan whoa the snap hit him in the face and it's green base ball at the Philly 13 what a [ __ ] disaster I can't believe this is only three nothing the Eagles are the same [ __ ] team they were at the end of last year and you can't tell me otherwise even though we've only had seven and a half minutes of time to figure that out but [ __ ] a it's a pattern the last eight games they played last year they sucked and they saquon Barkley's like here we [ __ ] go I'll leave the Giants and now we're just as bad as the Giants were saquon's got the jio thing where he's never going to be allowed to be on a winner new center by the way yes because Kelsey retired yeah they miss Kelsey I can honestly say that Jacobs breaking outside Cuts in we got a flag that didn't need there didn't need to be a hold there but whoever it was held won't count God damn Green Bay you're on a bootle stream and still help me [ __ ] peacock how is my peacock so far behind this game is only on peacock you didn't need to hold like that what the [ __ ] are you doing Jacobs was gone nice play by Josh Jacobs and it's all for nothing I hate this play call but it basically Works they got nine of those penalty yardage back second and 11 the Aver the starting the average starting field position this game is so lopsided great throw gain of nine maybe 10 be third and one I'm gonna pound Jacobs here till we get across that goal line though he was short of the line of games third down I don't know why they had to [ __ ] argue that the turkey Channel you're watching on Flamingo I'm on peacock you're on Flamingo and they look like they might at least fake following my advice about pounding Jacobs till they get this [ __ ] in uh not so such a good call they lose a yard fourth down go for it I'm okay go for it the Eagles suck go for it bury these [ __ ] they suck go for it I'm on board that grass is already looking rough and we've only played 10 minutes fourth and two Packers line up to go play clock down to four and they go to Jacobs who's got the first down he's right at the goddamn sticks that is dead even with the line of gain one refs his first down and now the other I think he got it hey they're pounding Jacobs till they get it in just like I told them and they're going for it just like I told them coach Dale chiming in here coach Dale's winning though he hasn't made a bad call yet this season he told the Ravens not to go for it on that fourth down last night but he told the Packers to go for it here and keep pounding Brandon Jacobs or Josh Jacobs not Brandon Jacob what year is it Brandon Jacobs [ __ ] New York Giants Josh Jacobs play clock down to three Jesus Christ timeout Green Bay at least it's the first half down to one timeout see they're not doing everything right either lefur is a little pissed off he's kind of blaming the refs for getting in the way and the play clock not getting reset I'm a little confused as to why the play clock didn't get reset I'm gonna restart my peacock next commercial and try to [ __ ] catch up if I'm so damn far behind the Eagles have a total of minus one yards Packers about to go up two scores hopefully flag and a drop blanket ship might have got his hands in there late but another flag offensive pass interference so now they waste the time out to save yardage and then on the next play give up 10 on a penalty Eagles are literally trying to make this like the eagles are trying to get you to blow them out and you're [ __ ] it up yeah that was obviously pass interference you can't just come in and [ __ ] clobber a guy well what's up cowboy watching the Eagles try to let the Packers blow them out but the Packers are refusing play action Love On The Run finds a man gets about to the five so second and goal from the five or the six wherever they Spot It [Music] God I did not sleep good last night but I'm going to play online with my friends later told them I'd be on around 11 11:30 whatever when this game's done unless the Packers blow him out like they should and I'll be on a lot earlier running out of time has to throw it away they're heating up love a little bit that's one thing the Eagles are doing right they're not giving up the Run game and they're getting pressure on love nothing's coming easy in this game third and goal from the five what a long journey we've had to go 15 yards oh God he had him Watson might have slipped take the field goal this should have been a touchdown wide open right there God Packers aren't making the plays the Eagles suck but the pack ERS are not making the plays that are being handed to them I plan on playing killer clowns tonight when I get on after this game it's what we usually play on Friday killer clowns or Texas Chainsaw depending on who I can talk into playing what Lord six nothing and already tell I'm going to want to go to bed after this game but um going to try to play online for for for F my dad earlier was like do you want to work tomorrow you don't have to and I was like N I think I'm gonna sleep till [ __ ] 3 o'clock tomorrow if I if I have it my way I'm sleeping till 3 o'clock my ass will wake up at [ __ ] 8 or nine no I know me I'm leaving the Kevin Hart ad muted because Kevin Hart is not funny thank you for my public service announcement 6 nothing Green Bay should be 14 nothing and Well on their way to kicking the [ __ ] out of Philly but we'll see we'll see if they short kick it again n they just kicked that H that's short kicking on them keep the Eagles starting inside the 20 for the entire [ __ ] game they can't get out of their own way Jaylen Hart dope that was on the center first time a team has had two turnovers on the first two drives of the Season since the 2014 Jaguars the 2014 Jaguars were not an illustrious assemblage of men just so you know they were pretty not good pretty not good so I'm glad the Eagles are following their tradition Alis GD gain a four a positive play for the Eagles at a miracle Jo you saquin little Zone run here gain of three a positive play for saquin that put him to minus two rushing yards in his Eagles career now off sides free play first down AJ Brown G say Green Bay was off Sid that's my good it looked like Green Bay he got off a little early we've all been there I'm just kidding fakes it to saquin bounces to the outside gain of maybe two jayen hoods hey at least this game started on time today Devonte Smith woo first down thought he was going to have more till Quay Walker squished him there little momentum here the Eagles have realized it's not 2023 anymore it's 2024 it's a new year you don't have to suck like you did last year it's okay to be better watch that damn Center swing pass to Smith gets around the edge gain of nine into of the first quarter the Eagles are starting to roll here on offense only down by [Music] six I'm thirsty I'll be right back e spe for [ __ ] Banger of a match on Smackdown right now they got Owens Theory and Waller in triple threat and Kevin Owens is kicking ass I know I said I have two TVs in here I wish I had room for a third I could put that other TV up there aie would hate me though he be like I can't get up there man but I don't rule out putting that third TV up there if I really really need it my internet would be crying I'd be streaming and then streaming three [ __ ] things at once on three TVs we we'll keep it to two TVs Falcons and Steelers and NFL Red Zone and then the race and NFL Red Zone the rest of the day on Sunday Philly has weathered the early storm they're starting to roll here now that they're rolling they look a lot more consistent than Green Bay's shoty [ __ ] penalty ridden offense I'd get it to Barkley here on these next two downs if you don't get this I'm gonna run it with him again we got to get Barkley involved here they fake it to him let getting him involved nobody open herds rolling and he was in The Tackle Box maybe nah one pass the line of screamage third and short go to Barkley two downs in a row here they're going to do the tush push the first Kelsey free tush push is not a success fourth down fourth and very short though was Kelsey the key to the tush push all along fourth down but just barely obviously you're going for this do it again they go try it again off sides well first down Philly six penalties on Green Bay already 6 for 45 the Eagles as sloppy as they looked early one penalty for 12 there's saquin explodes up the middle first down G of 12 he wanted more they always want more in the Red Zone Barkley swallowed for a loss loses a yard and a half WI back to the left oh they might have it touchdown saquin Barkley was that a wheel route it looked like it might have been a wheel route I didn't see which way he ran but e a g l EES [ __ ] you touchdown Eagles yeah whe route got Barkley on a linebacker catch one two touchdown receiving touchdown for Barkley Eagles tie it up here extra point for the lead they got it seven to six so after that terrible start they lead gotta make Giants fan sick because he's an eagle and he's playing well and he's already scored a touchdown you know as a as a Falcons fan I'm glad to say Julio Jones suck with every other team he was on that wasn't the balc I like the way that play looked from the very beginning Hey Kevin Owens one Jason Kelsey in a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial KY tell him to build one here in Rutherford County North Carolina please I'd hit Dylan up and say get here early every Sunday we'll go to [ __ ] BDubs for pregame oh I was trying to will it into existence that Philly was just going to suck that bad all night but they got their [ __ ] together now so and the ERS will not surprisingly start at the 30 like pretty much every other team this year will consistently be doing Clay Matthew said watch that wheel route that wheel route their new toy scores the first touchdown of the year for Philly Jordan love oh my god [Music] dude Wix was wide ass open and didn't catch that [ __ ] come on man just big missed opportunities for Green Bay in this game well he slipped he slipped on the shitty grass I'll cut him a little break he slipped on the shitty grass that is not holding up well and seems to only be getting worse they've got a literally and metaphorically find their footing Green Bay's having a harder time with it than Philly oh nice run though nice run and he slips g a 14 and a first down but slips again they all need to change their [ __ ] shoes trying to get a run going here bounces outside lowers the shoulder almost five another great run this guy's getting it going well he's like the fourth string running back too that's said they lost AJ Dylan in their rookie Jacobs wasn't doing nothing in the first quarter keep at it run it till it doesn't work he's only got 17 Rush attempts in his career still in the game three two one timeout that's green base 13 time out the Packers have a cute chick on their staff sorry I'm a man I'm notice I noticed this stuff see some shoes being switched around the Green Bay sideline first down out of timeouts end round and he breaks through he's still going touchdown Green Bay running the ball seems to be the answer however they want to do it Packers retake the lead only took five plays One Missed tackle how do you avoid drop passes run the ball 13-7 green Bay flag on the extra point hashw my time offside B Decline and forced on a kickoff oh wait a minute no they take the penalty and are going to go for two here they feel like they should get back a point or two that they gave up earlier by not cashing in on those turnovers Packers go for two they were 23rd in the NFL on 2o attempts that's not good you don't want to be bottom half of anything from the one after the penalty Jacobs stood up didn't get there no good 127 Green Bay damn man so 127 for for hey La knots on Smackdown yeah field conditions are [ __ ] and no one can report on the game because Twitter is banned in Brazil we're off to a great start yeah somebody's going to tune in and go oh what the Packers kicked four field goals no they sett up two field goals off a turnover had a great Drive where they ran the ball up Philly's ass scored the touchdown got a penalty on Philly went for two and failed so here we are and we have a referee injury we want to wish the best of Ryan Dixon if there ever was an appropriate name for an NFL official hey look the Eagles have started the 30 these kickoff rules are dog [ __ ] it's literally the same you just start five yards further up the field now it's the same as it's always been Matt Patricia go [ __ ] yourself that's a pretty crazy stat saquin getting the load tonight two yards here comes the heat you better get out of there throwaway good throwaway considering the pressure he was under four Blitz oh he got rocked but he got the ball to AJ Brown and he got around Jr Alexander and got a first down took a hard hit at the end of the play her's got his [ __ ] rocked Free Runner right to the back bow Alexander slips trying to make the tackle Packers continue to get the worst of the shitty grass I don't ever hear the Eagles complain about grass ever again after all that bitching they did in the Super Bowl a couple years ago like the Chiefs weren't playing on the same goddamn grass oh quarterback keep fakes the pitch goes down I like how when the grass is this shitty there's little literally nothing you can do about it what are you going to do stop at halftime dig up the whole field and put down [ __ ] Turf like no at least they're playing on actual grass like everybody should have to except for indoor team if you're an outdoor team you should have to play on actual grass retractable Dome you should have to play on actual grass wide open Devonte Smith more slipping Packers down to the 21 let the man cook Barkley's in on almost every play free runner at Jaylen got Barkley oh he juked himself out of bounds he made Quay Walker Miss but then he landed out of bounds [Music] too got a few yards starting to look like the same old Packers defense from last year with or without the shitty grass and Herz just going to keep it and go between the tackles gain of four yeah here comes the tush push and he got it okay there's a successful tush push oh touchdown saquan Barkley big [ __ ] hole opened up there two touchdowns fantasy owners Rejoice he's living up to the hop Eagles retake the lead now they should go for two my opinion he ain't lost that quick cut ability at all even with some of the injuries he's had Eagles are going to take the extra point here 14- 12 the running game for both teams now big fantasy football implications though two touchdowns for Barkley you know a lot of people took him I would have liked to have drafted bejon Robinson and Tyreek Hill myself oh wow that's very fascinating oh the Giants fans are seething look I don't like the eagles but the Giants fans are just as annoying as them outside of two years in the last 30 the Giants have been dog [ __ ] they had two fluke Super Bowl runs that have literally done nothing else and sucked now for well over a decade but for some reason we're supposed to act like the Giants are like really one of the Cornerstone franchises cuz won a couple of Super Bowls a long time ago like who gives a [ __ ] and oh yeah they mad they're big mad sequan chose a better team got the Jets and the Vikings in London I'll be in Talladega that week Jaguars Bears Patriots Jaguars Giants P we sent the Giants and Panthers overseas this year [ __ ] hell I feel sorry for the people over there yeah you finally get to go to an NFL game all right what is it well it's Giants and ponas like oh [ __ ] for oh look another Touchback we killed the man but not the idea every kick still going to be a Touchback saquan could barely keep his footing on the shitty grass after the play was over damn look at them thighs on saquin sick all right 14 12 five and a half to go Green Bay has no timeouts that really shouldn't affect you much in the first half it can but it really shouldn't if they do their job here and J Wow Jordan love oh that would have been a house call A lot happened there Jordan love slipped and then threw a bad ball that should have been intercepted he slips and then he just [ __ ] panics and throws the [ __ ] and God bro green base is too sloppy man they should have been up big in this game early going up top into triple coverage that ball goes up in the air and out of bounds third and 10 damn near triple coverage I don't know why they got away from running the ball here they did it so well on the last drive with that Wilson kid now Jacobs is back in here to pass block essentially Love On The Run oh they got it they got it touchdown Green Bay wide open anybody have Reed on their fantasy team what a crazy game this is another lead change Brazil you're getting a show on your shitty [ __ ] soccer field who fail this time to Spring somebody wide open nobody just AB busted coverage and then a Miss tackle on the shitty grass Reeds look he didn't fall too that's crazy go pack go and they blow the extra point dead got the Packers can't kick an extra point without a [ __ ] penalty false start how dare to go for two now good just barely 19 to 14 Green Bay a 23 Second Drive I was like how'd you get away from the running game you're on third down now you're [ __ ] and busted coverage Miss tackle touchdown this is one tough game to figure out for h grit gerwig's Chronicles of Narnia adaption for Netflix will be bigger and Bolder than expected and it's a picture of a line saying let me guess they're going to make me gay aren't they something's going to be gay or something in that oh dude you know I wasn't hungry earlier but I just scrolled we need a Buffalo Wild Wings I'm tired of seeing pictures of wings on Facebook and not being able to go get any good ones it's [ __ ] [ __ ] I got to sit here and watch football and not get wings because I'm poor and don't want to pay $40 on door dash for some [ __ ] wings I can hit Chili's up though it's just Wings maybe that'll be what I eat tomorrow thought about getting wings and cheese curds today I wish I had it was a mistake the cheese curds were great but then I shouldn't have got the sandwich I should have got the wings because I got full off the goddamn cheese curds oh my God a kick return W to the 23 a [ __ ] kick return y'all it's crazy see kids back in the day teams were actually able to return the kicks for maybe a touchdown or some good field position every now and then you really had to be there to believe it y'all y'all don't remember kickoff you don't you don't remember kickoff returns you don't we had it so good back in the day with our Dions and our Devon Hesters fake the run that should be effective tonight with the way things are going oh Alexander and AJ Brown getting into it easy there you're both pretty br got it missed Tackle by Alexander first down for AJ Brown and he wants to let him know about it that's a big dude he was being wasted when he was in Tennessee every every good receiver is wasted in Tennessee I'm glad Brown got somewhere like Philly oh boy nobody there on the first read throw it away well I thought he was going to find somebody over there e economical defense saquin into a crowd gain of three third down oh another Defender fell down Dallas SCD first down Oh I thought sequan could have squeezed through there but short gain probably the last play before the two-minute warning here Jay's like don't talk to me reset that [ __ ] play clock he's looking over the middle again and nothing there he's going to run and now he's goingon to heave it deep over thrown well covered too 203 left not the last play for the two-minute warning straight quarterback run up the gut gain of five maybe six but not a first down and you tush push from that far back find out after this break well Brazil you're getting a show happy for everybody at the game hold the phone you're going to go get mango ice cream lucky you I could probably walk to Dollar General and come they're about to close in 15 minutes so I ain't even going to bother I had my strawberry milkshake from Arby's earlier I don't need anything else sugary today bastards don't have the orange milkshake all year which is probably a good thing I'd weigh [ __ ] 280 285 again like I did a few years ago before I dropped that [ __ ] and now I stay under 240 my weight fluctuates wildly between like 215 and 235 it's got to be on the downturn lately because I'm just not eating much anymore man I should tell people on my streams if they ever want to donate to me just ask if I want something on door Dash and then hook me up your boy wants some wings preferably from Papa John's mild buffalo wings from Papa John's cooked well done can somebody make that happen fourth and three no tush push they're in the gun ah he's hard counting them yeah they're not going timeout kick the field goal timeout kick the field goal yeah they get the ball start second a half kick field goal get Jake Elliot's leg some work for the first time this year outside of the two extra points they've kicked already well they're talking on the sideline and never mind the offense is coming back out fourth and three back in the gun gainwell is the running back they snap it o they got it Devonte Smith great throw too Packers can't do anything here they're out of timeouts the Eagles have a real chance here to double up like the Chiefs could have yesterday time possessions really starting to get away from Green Bay as well run it with gainwell Barkley got nicked earlier I couldn't tell tell what he it was his arm I think he looked okay but obviously not in the game right now and he just mentioned yeah Barkley kind of he didn't limp off the field but he was asking to come out still got his helmet on thr short the gain well gets past one gets past two plows through three more first down timeout Philly the Rams are going to be an interesting team I feel like the Rams could either be a contender for their division or a fringe wild card team I don't think the Rams are going to be a losing team by any stretch but they're kind of tough to predict can they bounce back can get back to where they were a few years ago it's an 11pl drive for Philly by the way H H God they have covered up these jayen hers runs whenever he's tried to get out of the pocket and extend the play it winds up being a throwaway or a tackle or something that goes in the books as a saag there and the Eagles have to burn a timeout their last that's what I just said they've not let these scramble drills turn into big pass plays down the field they've done a good job there they're watching my stream you know it's not as cool outside tonight because it's kind of warm in here false start yeah well one step forward two steps back Jurgens second and 21 you're going the wrong way good pocket just nobody getting open has to take the short throw to Godard plows through one tackle plows through another maybe four or five yards there but they have no timeouts you got to spike it here and kick the field goal spike it here kick the field goal get get lined up right you got the time to get lined up right run the clock all the way down there you go all right kick field goal good job by the Packers there at the end of that drive Eagles do get the ball to start the second half it's good 19- 17 for Green Bay at the half I don't know which team's more frustrated they both given up a lot that they shouldn't have I would say Green Bay is probably more disappointed they they've got the two-point lead time to get ice cream rub it in excuse me The Clapper and Shawn McVey on Sunday Night Football e for how do you say sloppy in Portuguese might get you arrested if you say that Roger gell says he wants the NFL to play a game in Africa most likely Nigeria we going everywhere now we going to the motherland it's half time yeah the field sucks we can all agree on that yes oops everybody getting ice cream and wings and [ __ ] but not me The Clapper Jason Garrett would have been a great wide receiver as good as he likes to bring his hands together excuse me Cardinals bills is an interesting game Sunday I think bills by 25 when I say A Game's interesting I don't necessarily mean it's going to be good it's usually how bad is this going to be versus Saints how bad is this going to be Panthers seventh different head coach since 2018 oh I need clarification I'd rather see Russell Wilson play Sunday to tell you the truth as a Falcons fan I'd rather deal with Russell Wilson being to rush yard while throwing five intercep of the Falcons win anyway you oh um I've been mulling something over I see in the Arkham community no damage runs of the Arkham games are becoming quite popular I'm considering giving one a shot and I was actually at work today playing the switch version of Arkham City and practicing now I was on New Game Plus so when I do a no damage run I'm just going to do it on standard hard mode and try to play the game without taking a single hit and I know know in my head as far as I remember Arkham City would be the easiest game to beat without taking damage you can get through the main story the quickest and the only Parts I'd be worried about taking a hit on really would be Solomon Grundy and then the Clayface fight at the end everything else I feel like I can manage if I'm just really [ __ ] careful now when I'm trying to do a no hit run I'll probably overthink and [ __ ] [ __ ] up and have to start over a lot but I did the Rell ghoul fight today on New Game Plus when I was at work and I did it without taking a hit I said Okay that was a s that's a semi tough one maybe sometimes the timing of his little shuriken throws and [ __ ] are [ __ ] weird but I think the hardest Arkham game to beat with no damage would be Arkham not because of the [ __ ] tank battles the tank battles are kind of sketchy because sometime like it's supposed to show the little red line when you're about to get hit and give you like a second and a half or two to jump out of the way but sometimes you'll get hit and there won't be a [ __ ] warning and yeah hits in the Batmobile would count we'd want to do a no damage run so I'll probably do Arkham City first um then Origins I want to just play Origins casually as well on New Game Plus but I might do Origins no damage runan then Asylum then not we'll do it easy to hardest I would say City Origins Asylum than Arkham not last I think I can be I'm confident that I can get through the entire game without worrying about a stealth encounter being the reason I get hit and only do fights that are necessary to progress the story I'm not going to be flying around the city beating up random goons well that's just something to think about for near future maybe the immediate future Arkham City no damage right I'll probably just play on the on the PS4 version of Arkham City I got that extremely hard mod installed where the enemies have way more health and are slightly quicker I don't want to do no damage run on that we'll just pop my return to Arkham ps4 version in and we'll go from there fo well I mean I don't usually care for halftime shows but this one doesn't look too bad they made sure to show a lot of that didn't they for second of a great game Green Bay has a failed two-point conversion settled for field goals off of two Philly turnovers both teams got the running game going pretty good saquin Barkley's been popping off I love football don't you love football I get to be in my own little world and watch a game I never would have played myself in a million years because I'm not athletic and I don't like getting hurt saquon's gonna try to get the a he's halfway to the Al Bundy Legacy award four touchdowns in a single game get saquin two more so he can be a recipient of the Al Bundy Legacy award four touchdowns in a single game Packers burned all their timeouts but come out of the half with a two-point lead that's good gonna have to manage [ __ ] better here we saw how timeouts could hurt you last night it took the Ravens all the way down to no time on the clock to have a chance to tie that [ __ ] up well they were going to go for two and win it but they fought against not having timeouts that entire fourth quarter we GNA get a return nope Touchback what a shot well we've had like one return two returns tonight maybe yeah two returns tonight one for each team I think Herz extends the play Green Bay's done a good job of not getting beat by it they've been beat in other ways but they haven't let Herz extend plays and go deep down field what a start they had compared to the last three possessions for Philly that all ended in scores saquin gain of three there was a hole there to going up top they got it AJ Brown It's a race with him and jayer Alexander to the end zone and AJ Brown's gonna score touchdown well they got beat deep that time Philly takes the lead back to- back scores as well field goal in the half touchdown to start the second half and another lead change we got fireworks here in Brazil 20 4- 19 Philly back on top somebody besides saquin Barkley finally scored for the Eagles they're playing the cheesy ass fly Eagles F song on the road to [Music] Victory every team should have a fight song not just the Redskins Eagles and the Bucks who else has a fight song Hil to the Washington commanders hail Victory I bet this is a Touchback oh look it's a Touchback man these new kickoff rules are really changing the game said no one ever Packers offense clean this [ __ ] up run the ball you had the Run game going and then you got lucky on a big pass play but run the ball let's not get penalized every two seconds and let's manage the game better so we have timeouts at the end this is obviously going to be a close game in the fourth quarter you're going to need those timeouts Flea Flicker godd damn nobody's open throws it away good grief they locked down on a Flea Flicker and a little bit of a hold out there for God's sakes could have penalized Green Bay there Josh Jacobs fumble but I think the yeah Packers recover it for a gain of nine and a half Milton recovered the fumble for a gain of nine slay forced to Fumble ah off the back foot that's not good pass interference might have been a oh my God they got a blind referee look at the sunglasses why is he wearing sunglasses at night two flags on Philly might have been roughing definitely some kind of foul for holding or interference and they'll take the rough in the passer let's see here well bad call that's not roughing the passer there's nothing rough about that now the pass they would have got the first down anyway for the pass interference but that was not roughing the passer just so yall know the Eagles are catching up to the Packers and penalties though wide open here we go it's a race into the red zone for craft back to the Run Jacob's not had a good game tonight and won't get anything there about a yard second and n ah off the back foot incomplete low where nobody else could get it but incomplete Blitz from the Eagles off the back foot pass interference at the goal line yeah pass interference first and goal Green Bay two penalties on this drive help him out he grabbed and then flopped to try to make it look like he didn't interfere but that was interference first and goal they mark it at the two get Jacobs a feel-good touchdown here you go well they fake it to oh man get the touchdown to Watson Eagles every time they score Green Bay responds Green Bay has answered everything Philly has thrown at him and the Packers Take the Lead again defense optional tonight 26 24 Green Bay back on top two touchdowns in the first three minutes of the second half had to go boom boom after your little ice cream Adventure you didn't hear me talk about how I'm going to attempt some Arkham no damage runs in the near future so I think I'll start with Arkham City then do Origins then do Asylum then do not we'll go from what I think is easy to hard easiest to hardest City isely EAS e Yi the way I broke it down was I think city is the easiest the only two parts of that game I really worry about getting hit would be Solomon Grundy and then Clayface and City you can play through that game in like three hours if you only do main story so that'd be the quickest Origins tough game but very similar to City it's going to be heartbreak enough to start over you know I'm going to [ __ ] some of these up asylum on hard mod I have to do them all on hard mode asylum on hard mode is going to be tough but I can do it I feel like I have done a no damage run sometime in the last decade or more without even really realizing it just like playing it late at night even back before I streamed or whatever so I feel like I've probably done it before in a Solomon City without even meaning to Arkham not would be the hardest I said Arkham not because of the [ __ ] tank fights will be the hardest keep that damn EMP charged you know what I'm saying Arkham not definitely the hardest one those wacky ass tank fights where it's going to be next to impossible to not take a hit I don't even know if Arkham not's possible to beat without taking damage but what a game we have here two touchdowns in the first three minutes one by each team no slowing down these offenses now what a sloppy start to the game we have now it's crazy bootle oh the way that hit him in the hands I thought he intercepted it for a second Jedi Survivor no Dam yeah no hell no there's an outside chance I could get away with a fallen order no damage run but even that I don't think I'm capable of Arkham City I'm confident that I can do Arkham City I'm confident back to Barkley two yards third and eight oh sack rashan Gary two of the three plays on this drive just wrecked them Packers hold a two-point lead now and force a punt GTA 4 no damage run I think I could do that actually no I don't GTA games no damage I saw the hell that Dark Viper Au went through when he did a no damage run of GTA 5 and all the attempts it took him it took him a year to pull it off GTA 4 would probably be easier than five though because five has a lot of [ __ ] in it the way in GTA 5 he installed a mod that lowers your health to one HP so if you take any kind of damage whatsoever you automatically die Arkham City though I think I can beat no damage no hit run i' have to remind myself though only do the main story missions don't put yourself at risk doing other missions all right 26 24 Jordan love first down to Dos big turning point in the game for the Packers here get this score go up two possessions like you should have done in the first quarter when Philly gave you the ball twice inside the 20 Alex when this game is over I'm probably getting on killer clowns or Texas Chainsaw if you're going to be up that's a yeah illegal shift that's illegal illegal SC oie you've been absent tonight over the middle bad throw had his man don't tell me we're flashing back to the first quarter where the Packers can't get out of their own [ __ ] way uh few days away from see Alice Cooper what a time to be alive ah behind dobs two misses by love third and 15 think about it football's back I'm going to see Alice Cooper we got a Batman Arkham game coming out with the good time to be alive rolling oh that's bad that's bad could have been a lot worse legal shift penalties declin well I thought there was no stopping these offenses but apparently the Packers were good at stopping themselves what a hit haven't seen some defense in this game for a little while he killed him the rare punt a sight to behold about as rare as a successful kickoff and we're going to get a return flag down never mind and he's tackled anyway bet you they're on the return team his last okay how long does it take to figure out a penalty on a [ __ ] punt well we're waiting the [ __ ] was that okay so there are fouls on both teams trying to sort this [ __ ] out legal formation that referee sweating his ass off and it's like 60 degrees it is humid a we reick how exciting get that Mana recola fair Catch The Thrill of the fair catch ladies and gentlemen that was so worth the wait 2624 Green Bay so I play my fishing game earlier I bought a new rod and reel and some new lures caught some rare fish the other day not so lucky today caught some nice ones though I'm excited to see if the Chargers turn around you remember how fast hard ball turn the 49ers were dog [ __ ] from 2003 to 2010 the 49ers were one of the worst teams in a [ __ ] league and it makes no sense when you look at the roster they had because [ __ ] they had Gore they had a lot of those key pieces they had Vernon Davis all those studs on defense Willis and them guys and then they're terrible but then harball gets there and all of a sudden they're [ __ ] you know the best team in the NFC for three or four years right there you know that Seattle was their only competition it was 49ers at seah holic for about a four-year run and that was after like I said the 49ers came out of seven or eight years of just being goddamn terrible with a lot of the same players Alex Smith was a bust he was a bum he was a loser Harbaugh get there he's a [ __ ] pro bowler and then has a long career playing well so Harbaugh we'll see if we got that magic again I think the Chargers are very similar to how those 49ers teams were the Chargers have a lot of good pieces in place so I'm excited to see how they do there's some unpredictability this year and they're one of the unpredictable teams I remember being embarrassed that the Falcons were in a close game with the 49ers in 2010 That's how little I thought of the 49ers back then and it was embarrassing Falcons won that one and it was a heartbreaker for the 49ers because they were bad and Were Somehow on a close game with the best team in the NFC and the Falcons got lucky and really did get lucky and pull it out of their rounds look up the 2010 Falcons 49ers game it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] show back to Barkley man if just cut back to the rot oh it's still a good play probably about the same result here seven yards Cola all the streams I've done lately I'm surprised I a voice left Herz trying to keep it not much there third down not letting Herz get out get to the outside and make these plays third and two this is an eagle down third and short and he can't get out there again I think that's incomplete H they gonna let that go okay they wave it [Laughter] off I think it's a forward pass incomplete this could be intentional grounding that's intentional grounding that's got to be a caller run that's intentional grounding why not okay fair enough fair enough can the other ref talk that poor fucker's got nothing left here we got a whole quarter and a half to go basically okay yeah Defender disrupted the pass I can let that go damn another punt what's going on out here what happened to the game I love what happened to the game I love checking the audio on my stream I know it's working I just want to hear how it sounds that's a bit of a gray area there on that call Yuki I was surprised they didn't say intentional groundy but when he explained why his explanation made sense my gut was intentional grounding but I'm not an NFL official for a reason for e do you hear me talking about the 49ers Falcons 2010 game and what a [ __ ] [ __ ] show it was that was like the most excited I'd ever seen Matt Ryan to that point to win a game because it was such a [ __ ] up game and we shouldn't have won NFL in Australia win that day is coming they're already talking about going to [Music] Africa [ __ ] bambata is gonna play the Zulu Nation or some [ __ ] I don't know well Josh Jacobs finally getting some [ __ ] going here a good eight yard run he had to make some guys miss yeah the 2010 Falcons 49ers game look that up if you get the chance Josh Jacobs has not had a good game Barkley's had an impact though Jacobs to the outside there you go run for first down flag never mind Jesus Christ with these [ __ ] Flags y talk lower bro welcome to the jungles Ah that's an interception that ah was why the ball was in midair because I saw that [ __ ] coming turnover in favor of the Eagles tonight now that's crazy the diving interceptions are always the best hell yeah he got that [ __ ] watch the Eagles they'll score a touchdown off the [ __ ] like the Packers could not do earlier tonight when given the same chance and that'll probably be the difference in the game Eagles scoring touchdowns off turnovers Packers settling for field goals that's my early prediction with 21 minutes left in this game more Miss tackling Devonte Smith's having an effective game tonight first down for Barkley down to the 11 Barkley turning the legs thought he was going to score again he got eight yards Barkley two touchdowns away from the Al Bundy Legacy award will he add to it here yes touchdown Philly saquan Barkley needs one more to be the Al Bundy Legacy award recipient the first of 2024 he just needs one more looked like he was into me Eagles retake the lead we have 30 points ladies and gentlemen for the Eagles Barkley making the most of his Fresh Start I think he got in he had to stretch for it confirmed they say we never saw a good angle but they confirmed that they got all the angles so touchdown Philly 31 to 26 another lead change W that interception was nice I want to see one more Barkley touchdown so I can congratulate saquin Barkley on winning the Al Bundy Legacy award probably not the first time he's won that award and there's this [ __ ] in my friends list on Facebook who I don't like and she's a big New York Giants fan so I'm going to make a lot of passive aggressive backhand post about sequan being happy that he's on a good team now Colorado going to win tomorrow the second Eagles player to scor three touchdowns in their debut the first was Terrell Owens not an Eagles fan but I hope sequin stays healthy I like watching him play and we're GNA get to see him a lot this year it's a New York Giants fans night mirror score points man that's what the game's all about [ __ ] them yards get the points good forsake one ah kind of behind dos but he made the nice catch gain of eight such an evenly matched game it's crazy every time the Eagles have scored the Packers respond can they do it again Josh Jacobs for a first down un oh another risky pass was behind the receiver again Defender was ready to make a play oh yeah that could have easily been another interception Josh Jacobs on the screen got a first down we got an injury in the secondary for the Eagles it's his hand he's faking no I'm kidding he's not iMed and I just made my second uh passive aggressive [ __ ] the New York Giants post hoping this [ __ ] will take the bait again one of these days Josh Jacobs getting it going I like seeing him get yards he's had a tough game till this point I'm surprised Josh Jacobs can still play given the way the Raiders ran him to the ground trying to go to the outside a a yard and a half more than he should have gotten excuse me screen and the Eagles blow it up hey Aussie he's loving the open window third and 10 Blitz from the Eagles and a drop wouldn't have been a first down anyway take the field goal make it a three-point game now we're getting to an interesting point this is about to be well a two-point game excuse me math is hard I keep forgetting about the missed extra point or the failed to excuse me math is hard it will be a two-point game razor [ __ ] close new kicker no good no good off the rod up R five-point lead for the Eagles go into the fourth quarter we have our first dink of the year there's not a funnier NFL head coach to watch when things are going right than Nick serion uhoh uhoh thought he had it but it's a big play already into scoring range as we go to the fourth quarter love watching a guy like saquin work I saw a guy in the crowd wearing a Kevin cob Jersey I [ __ ] you not somebody in Brazil had a Kevin cob Jersey that's a fan right there that is a fan for can't believe how good this game has been topot the shitty grass hell the shitty grass has probably helped make this more entertaining rich aen said there's three touchdowns and a lot of Giants fans in my reply saying they don't care oh they're going to Care not a single Giants spanks uh yeah y'all do they gonna care when he goes for [ __ ] 250 on the Giants this year enjoy that Daniel Jones contract cck [Music] there oh screaming off the edge knocked that ball down Barkley's a wide receiver here we got our first down to the 21 can't even say that guy's last name I'm not going to try Barkley six yards away from 100 I saw the Giants SP go he got that 40 yards well he's about to have 100 Oly the Eagles in hurry up here trying to put the hammer down I guess there's AJ Brown down to the 11 just short of the 10 and yeah they got they're going no huddle so the Packers can't sub because they're killing them with this look right now wheeling and deing and Jaylen Herz once again on a design run I'll say that's a design run he decided to keep it himself think it was a you know they got a certain look hand it to Barkley if not keep it he made the wrong choice pumps oh that was a you pump fake once you can't go over there again that should have been a pick six yeah pump at the screen go to the endzone not open okay going come back to the screen should have been picked that should have been a touchdown for the Packers they'll remember that when they don't win this game runs out of the pocket not been successful with this tonight he's going to throw across his body and it's intercepted by Jer Alexander just go down dude you ain't getting out of there just go down just go down just go down just go down 's going to take it out and get ripped down from behind he didn't make it to the 20 throw across his body I said he's not been successful tonight getting out of the pocket and then throwing and that Still Remains true [ __ ] the eag could have won the game right here basically they'd had a real good shot well he had 15 all last year he's already got two here so he's ahead of schedule guys for for crowd's been good obviously this made a lot of [ __ ] money too and NFL has helped NBC sell a lot of peacock subscriptions because people got to have their Foo ball I really hate that by the end of the season I'm going to have to have a Netflix but I gotta have Netflix to watch [ __ ] WWE next year so trying to think is there anything I want to drop to replace with Netflix that I pay for but no not really the dog hey you know what they call a rap of McIntyre in Mexico uh read by McIntyre I don't agree with Alexander running that out of the end zone and should just taking the [ __ ] Touchback but you know Josh Jacobs still going good 35 yards there I'm excited for both races this weekend I'm not letting football over Shad of that I am very invested and excited about the races at Atlanta that's why Sunday I'm not streaming until the Atlanta race starts now Josh Jacobs is getting it going I like this God damn it I heard somebody yo God damn it Jacob's going to tackle for a loss there's Watson for five and a half third down NFL about to make Friday Night Football and every week thing O Beautiful throw wide open I knew with the confidence he threw that ball with and how he laid it up that was going to be a good one three catches for 105 a touchdown and a rushing TouchDown for Reed big hole here to the left side gain of nine Wilson got hot early in the game both teams have all their timeouts here in the fourth that's that's a big deal we saw yesterday how big of a deal that is play action there first down gain of two took a hell of a hit still going oh don't blow it dead carry the load I'm an idiot play action he almost slips throws it away into the crowd they're going to be a [ __ ] brawling over that y'all see that [ __ ] keep a camera on the people in the crowd aie stop flexing your little feet being a weirdo as long as we get out of here without somebody tearing an Achilles or an ACL I'll consider today a success on this crappy grass third and five big big big third down over throws take the field goal be a two-point game love wants to stay on the field love turned around and wants to stay on the field and they're going to make him leave field goal incoming field goals are R call with all the time left 3129 I'm shot there's only like well I want to have the Cowboys Browns game on but I'd like to have Red Zone on as well at the same time probably just have Red Zone on because there'll only be four games going on in the four o'clock window so I love football do you love football I love football aie why you look so confused looking in there he you doing buddy mute love you Jason Kelsey but mute Barry moger said I'll be impressed when the NFL's able to play a game in [Laughter] Iraq would not surprise me to play a game and I right yeah but they're not singing Sweet Caroline not enough white people there Barkley bouncing outside for a loss and an injury timeout damn he got cracked he'll be back feels like the Eagles have been chasing most of this game they've had the lead for a good little while now don't get out of that pocket it ain't gone well for you tonight oh boy oh dear flag in the secondary though might have drawn a holding call out there holding on to the ball that long it's got to be a holding call on the Packers holding defense he's like stop getting penalties I can't talk yeah it's kind of weak kind of weak can't do nothing about it now saquin gain of none work the [ __ ] I mean clock first down getting under six minutes and you've got the lead the clock's going to become very important a false start oh they call timeout never mind time out timeout te I think he'll trade the Toren acl's and achilles from the mli turf for a dirty Jersey in Brazil or Philadelphia and don't get out that pocket you get in trouble ob's going to run slips he could have got a first down if it didn't slip nine carries for 11 yards never forget that's kind of a crazy [ __ ] stat for a GU at Jaylen Herz clock under five minutes and the Eagles are well aware of this stay in bounds flag first down for Philly but what's the flag oh they pulled the Baltimore on him they got the guy and they're doing the same thing they did to Baltimore said Lane Johnson was not on the line of scrimmage and Lane like what the [ __ ] yeah better watch that for the next four minutes and 48 seconds God damn I'm tired oh oh my God AJ Brown had to play corner there because Jaylen Herz through that [ __ ] right to Jer Alexander there's a flag God damn he's play that's why this game's taking so [ __ ] long knock it off an eligible downfield lot of time God if he don't find something yo they stood him up uh oh Jaylen Herz is down oh they pulled him up he's all right he looked shook after that hit they're going to get the Packers again because Jaylen Herz held the ball forever probably got a hold Nick serion looks like he hasn't slept in weeks Matt lefur looks healthy on the other side of the field whatever you do just make sure you take all goddamn KN holding on the Packers that has stepped yeah Barkley was trying to break loose and the defender yanked him around so that's actually a good call and they run with Barkley short game might be waiting a while jaylen's gonna run plows through for the first down good grief you better hit the gym [Music] [ __ ] tired balls that is a first down getting closer to that saquan Barkley Al Bundy Legacy award handout though he's still in the game and the Eagles are driving oh swallowed up there timeout Green Bay use your timeout here no okay they're going to hold on to him come on Jaylen throw an interception or something do something spectacular here spectacularly bad he's going to throw the find Smith breaks tackles first down timeout Green Bay 215 on the clock now he just got to keep him out of the end zone and get this [ __ ] ball back and still got Barkley in there trying to bury whoever is going up against him in fantasy football they all sit on it and run now timeout second timeout two1 on the clock come on just don't let them score touchdown it's as simple as that and yeah the Eagles are in a box I don't think you risk throwing the ball here given your quarterback's recent history and just wouldn't make sense here you're a run heavy team lean on that even though the Packers know you're going to lean on that lean on it crazy they won that many given how bad they were at the end of the year they're gonna throw and they got it and the game is over the game's effectively over that is crazy confidence I wouldn't have done that the temptation's there and they went for it damn I wanted the Packers to get one more chance and have another dramatic finish like last night that's probably not going to happen now yeah let's hope there's no riot in Philly or in Philly or for Brazil you know you've called a lot of penalties when you've already when you've lost your [ __ ] voice man he should have to start they've called so many penalties I think after you call so many you should have to start doing them in Portuguese this thing on Twitter GTA 6 gonna come out before 2311 signs a NASCAR Charter agreement based on the way they talk t all that for such an anticlimactic finish my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined oh hey big kitty I didn't even realize you was laying on my bed hey big kitty that's my big kitty my other Kitty last timeout for Green Bay punched in with Barkley punch it in with Barkley aie you need to chill man yeah I'm talking to you you need to chill relax ain't nobody here but us and the other Kitty oh down to the one give it to him he's got to get it in they have to run another play here look Barkley's got a big smile on his face he wants that fourth come on don't do the tush push go with Barkley will G saywan get in there got to get that fourth touchdown to make this all worth it Dilly Dilly Philly Philly remember Dilly Dilly when that was a main Jesus Christ they're lining up for the old tush push they fumbled but Barkley recovered well the Packers are going to get it back with like 10 or 15 seconds left that's two fail tush pushes tonight okay said the Packers will get it back with like 20 seconds left so you're saying there's a chance take the points yeah didn't get the Al Bundy Legacy award tonight that's a bummer 34-29 27 seconds left flag is down did the Eagles did the Packers really jump all sides doesn't matter look at Jaylen her he's like hey is it on him move it to the one we go for it you just keep the points keep the points and then kick it short so they don't get to start at the 30 he'll be talking like a tuskin Raider by the end of this game I'm a sadist so I always want the impossible to happen so go pack go [Music] they Let It Go why are you running this out you're an idiot what are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing so you cost five seconds and you cost yourself 15 [ __ ] yards what the [ __ ] ID why would you run that out how do get you cut that's stupid that was idiotic no excuse for that just kick that [ __ ] deep you're not getting anywhere with it immediately bailes on the pocket oh they got one at Midfield he was out of bounds he caught it and got out of bounds clock stops they're at Midfield with 15 seconds they'd be even further than that if genius didn't [ __ ] run the kick out how them [ __ ] gonna try to say oh run the clot no dude I swear to God I swear to God oh uhoh get out of bounds get out of bounds get out of bounds get out of bounds out of bounds Jord Love's hurt oh no y'all congratulations to the Detroit lons for winning the NFC North oh no Malik Willis is warming up fresh from Tennessee Malik Willis oh god let's watch this yeah there was a lot of twisting and moving around here it's his ankle oh [ __ ] it was his ankle I just hope it's not broken I just hope it's like a sprain or something if it's broken sorry Green Bay try again next year L Malik Willis is going to become a God over not well they got one play left and love has to miss it because when you're injured you got to come off and I don't think he's coming back anyway I hope that's just sprain he's kind of putting his weight on it a little bit he's getting helped off but I think it's a sprain I'm just going to keep saying it's the spring it's a spring it's a spring he's going to be all right got him past Midfield with a chance here a slim chance but a chance M Le Willis you can throw a Hail Mary what the [ __ ] was that why are you throwing it short there still got three seconds he's got a good arm Jordan loves walking around they're keeping love on the bench but he's walking around all right game on the line he slips on the shitty grass and get sacked good God Eagles win 3429 I'm going to go play with my friends now if any of them