hello Royal folks it's good to see you all here again this is your regular dose of Royal news and Analysis but before we start please subscribe to my channel and click the Bell icon thanks so now Megan Markle our favorite ex-royal drama queen struts into the CBS Studios like she owns the place she's there for an interview with Jane paully probably thinking she's about to serve us some poor me realness but hold on to your crumpets folks because this tea is about to get piping hot now before we dive into this Royal dumpster fire let's take a moment to appreciate the sheer Audacity Of It All Megan rolls in with an Entourage bigger than the Queen's corus collection demanding everyone call her your Royal Highness or Duchess I mean come on even the queen doesn't insist on that level of blicking from the Press but wait it gets better Jane Paulie bless her heart isn't having any of it she's like listen honey I've interviewed presidents and pop stars you're getting Megan and you're going to like it and that's when our dear Duchess apparently lost her marbles faster than Harry lost his hair according to the te- Spillers on set Megan went full Diva mode we're talking yelling screaming probably throwing scones the works it's like she forgot she was there for an interview and thought she was auditioning for Real Housewives of monteo now I know what you are thinking but critic surely Megan knows better than to act like this on camera oh you sweet summer child this is the same woman who thought she could modernize a thousand-year-old monarchy in a hot minute clearly self-awareness isn't her strong suit but here's where it gets really juicy Harry our favorite Ginger spare tries to step in and calm the situation bless him he probably thought his princely charm could save the day spoiler alert it didn't Megan apparently turned on him fast faster than the British weather turns from Sunny to rainy and Jane Paulie oh honey she's the real MVP of this story she stood her ground like a statue of Churchill during the blitz when Megan demanded respect for her title Jane basically said that's cute but no I bet the queen was somewhere sipping her Jin nodding in approval but you know what really grinds my gears it's the sheer hypocrisy of it all Megan's out here trying to Brand herself as this downto Earth relatable figure she's all I'm just like you in her interviews but behind the scenes she's throwing Tantrums over titles honey the only thing relatable about that is how we all sometimes want to yell at our bosses except most of us have the common sense not to actually do it and let's talk about this obsession with titles for a hot second Megan darling you left the royal family you can't have your cake and eat it too or in this case have your title and trash the model monarchy too it's like quitting your job at McDonald's but still insisting everyone call you fry cook supreme but here's the kicker folks despite all this backstage drama Megan apparently managed to pull it together for the actual interview talk about a performance she probably deserves an Oscar for that one and the award for best actress in a Royal drama goes to now the Royal commentators are having a field day with this they're saying this could be a huge setback for Megan's image yeah think it's like she took her carefully crafted I'm just a normal girl who happened to marry a prince Persona and Dro kicked it out the window and let's not forget this isn't the first time Megan's been accused of Diva Behavior there are more stories about her clashing with staff than there are rooms in Buckingham Palace it's getting to the point where if Megan doesn't leave a Trail of Tears and shattered egos in her wake people might think she's been replaced by a lookalike but you know what's really sad about all this it's the wasted potential Megan had a real opportunity here to tell her story to maybe even gain some sympathy instead she's turned it into another episode of The Real Housewives of Windsor it's like watching a train wreck but the train is wearing designer labels and insisting it meant to derail so what's the moral of this Royal soap opera well for starters maybe don't demand Royal Treatment when you've literally quit being Royal and if you're going to claim you want to be be seen as a normal person maybe don't throw a fit when someone treats you like one but most importantly if you're going to be in the public eye remember that the cameras are always rolling even when you think they're not Megan might have thought she was safe backstage but in today's world those walls have ears eyes and probably a Tik Tock account so what do you think YouTube fam is this the final nail in the coffin for Megan's relatable image or is this just another day in the life of a ex-royal trying to navigate the treacherous Waters of celebrity drop your thoughts in the comments below and don't forget to like And subscribe for more royal tea served piping hot and with a side of brutal honesty remember in the Game of Thrones you either win or you end up throwing a tantrum on camera over your royal title there is no middle ground until next time this is your friendly neighborhood critic reminding you that in the world of loyalty it's not about how loudly you can demand respect it's about how gracefully you can earn it and right now it looks like megans about as graceful as a bull in a china shop that's insisting the China call it your Royal Highness thanks for watching we'll see you again with some more fascinating news about the royal family thank you