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Category: News & Politics

A few days ago i played a trailer from the upcoming will frell documentary on netflix called will and harper it's about a road trip that will frell apparently look took with a harper steel after harper a former headwriter at snl announced that he's actually a woman um it's never explained why a road... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Thank you good evening everyone welcome to weekend update i'm michael chay i'm colin joe the jury in his defamation case has ordered donald trump to pay writer eege carroll 83.3 million and uh trump is a billionaire so obviously he immediately hit up your grandma for five bucks well monday donald trump... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Would you like a tasty mini cadilla i said no would you like an ooey gooey yummy yummy delicious cadil i i do not would you like a delicious toasty cheesy cadil i've already had one and i didn't like it like an oey gooey cheesy it face is so cold okay Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[박수] 인사 하실게요 인사 하실게요 사니다 [박수] 피 어 온다 온다 온다 온다 온다 온다 온다 Read more

Category: Howto & Style

Thank you good evening everyone welcome to weekend update i'm michael chay i'm colin joe the jury in his defamation case has ordered donald trump to pay writer eege carroll 83.3 million and uh trump is a billionaire so obviously he immediately hit up your grandma for five bucks well monday donald trump... Read more

Category: Comedy

아씨 저기 저희가 처음 와서 그러는데 뭐 어떤게 좋은 거 있죠 오늘 소고기 육질도 되게 좋고 떡갈비 정식네 추천해 드리겠습니다 말니 뭐예요 얘는 최상급 하원만 치고받고 있습니다 자기 떡갈비 알아음 떡 자기 떡 좋아하지 저희가 점심을 일찍 먹어서 가벼운 거 없어요 아 그러시면이 잔치국수 괜찮거든요 5,000 원이네 이거 저 잔치국수 자기 잔치국수 알지 떡 참 좋아해 떡 갈비 주세요 자기야 그건 그렇고 신혼여행 어디로 갈까음 하와이 우리 형편에 해외로 가는 건 조금 사실은 부담스러운데 부담같지 마 내가 보해 보해 줄게 더치페이 5대 5... Read more

Category: Comedy

을 [음악] 보면데 너 좀 귀엽게 생겼다 누나의 말로 네스 근데 누나 완전 존예다 저 누나한테 완전 필서신 듯 저랑 초코에몽 사러 나갈래요 초코에몽 근데 그게 점이 여기였나 이쪽인가 저쪽 [음악] 야 이거 기 어 아야 쟤 왜 저하는 Read more

Category: Entertainment

Lauren is now 80 i assume he's going to retire and someone's going to have to take over his role i've heard tina fay rumored but then she said i don't know if she's into it or not maybe seth meyers because he was a headwriter is the temptation there for either of you guys to run a show like saturday... Read more

Category: Comedy

It was oh god it was announced that creed singer scott staff will play frank sinatra in an upcoming movie but the good news is sammy davis jr will be played by scarlett [applause] johanson the palm beach mansion once owned by jeffrey epstein will soon be demolished and i'm honestly shocked that they... Read more

Category: Entertainment

50th year of saturday night live it's coming up is there is there any sort of reunion i don't know what's out there but there there is a there's yeah there's a couple events that they're planning that happen at the early part of next year okay yeah yeah so i'll be in new york around february i think... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

결혼식 기금까지 낼 수 있는 키오스크가 등장의 화제입니다 최근 결혼식을 올리는 젊은 부부들 중에서 기금을 키오스크로 받고 있는 경우가 늘고 있다고 합니다 힘들게 축은 걷지 않아도 되고 명단 금액 정리도 편리한 거 같아서 좋아요 맞아요 저도 처음에 결혼했을 때 제 친구가 추이 갔는데 갑자기 안 나와가지고 좀 했거든요 근데 이번에이 친구랑 결혼할 때에는 그 키우고 있으면 많이 편할 거 같아요 자기 돌이 all Read more

Category: Entertainment

I just realized my my desk is very messy and i'm sorry taran killum i need to clean up my work space for you dad but a good dad is going to be disorganized there's only so many hours in the day if you're making the lunches and you're doing pickup and drop off you don't have time to stack the papers... Read more

Category: Entertainment

네 안녕하세요 배우 박동현입력 됐습니다 우 언제 한번 와서 신명나게 놀고 가고 싶었는데 드디어 오게 됐습니다 아 제가 출연하게 될 snl 저도 너무 너무 기대가 되는데요 저 곽동현의 마성의 코미디가 담긴 3회 여러분들도 함께 즐겨 주셨으면 좋겠습니다 아 그리고 여러분 쿠팡 와우 회원이시라면 쿠팡 플레이에서 snl 무료로 시청할 수 있으시다는 점 잊지 마시고요네 snl 코리아 시즌 6 3회 저 곽동현 편은 9월 14일 토요일 저녁 8시 오직 쿠팡 플레이에서만 만나보실 수 있습니다 그럼 여러분 안녕 [음악] Read more

Category: People & Blogs

기를 왜 검색하고 있는 거지 사님 기회관리 좀 정리해 주시겠습니까네 알겠습니다 근데요 눈만 추면 돌로 변할 것 같아요 뭐뭐 할 말이니 할말 있으면 하던거 해 어 드실래요 탕비실에 간식이 없더라고요 그래서 제가 이런 주전부리 같은 거 챙겨서 다니는 편이거든요 이거 하나밖에 없으니까 그냥 종씨 다 드세요 그러면 나 먹으면 안 돼 아니 작도를 왜 이게 근히 스레 풀리고 좋아요니까니다 아 잘있게 주세요 감사합니다 이런 무서운 간식은 처음입니다 무서워 육포가 너무 작아서 무서운 Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Uh and then as a soon in my first the day seemed to be um kind of unciliated boat because of the aoro um actually foughts with the club feeder um public made you know anti in the hallowed halls of comedy's elite saturday night live was about to embark on its historic 50th season but little did fans... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Two cast members are reported to have left saturday night live after season 49 the running show on the nbc channel for sketch comedy was created by lauren michaels the show got its lineup in 1975 with guest hosts and musicians notably the sketches in the series are a blend of live and pre recorded performed... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Molly carney has officially exited studio 8h the comedian revealed on instagram on august 2nd that they had completed their final stint on saturday night live their heartfelt post included photos with cast members crew and guests like ao edir y' that's a Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro the snl gibber member appeared on watch what happens live with andy cohen on sunday bowen 33 and his podcast jibber matt rogers played the game truth or kink matt had to put on a pair of underwear that would shock him if jibber refused to answer a question matt got the first question and jibber... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] hey everybody john schneider here from the saturday night network getting you ready for a very special edition of snl stories as we are about to talk to mary gross former l cast member from season 7 through season 10 and i am so excited to present you this interview coming up in just a few minutes... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Hey everyone welcome back to the channel if you're a fan of saturday night live you're in for a treat because we've got some big news about season 50 that's right the iconic sketch show is celebrating its 50th anniversary and there's a lot to unack so let's dive right in first up let's talk about the... Read more