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Category: Entertainment

[music] subliminals not homie i rather mug you i deal with starters it's no time to sub you we got a problem my [ __ ] and i ain't touch you that only means i love somebody who love you but it still [ __ ] you y'all going to learn how to spell respect i'm that [ __ ] my [ __ ] [ __ ] ain't tell them... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Welcome to the late show i'm your host stepen colar and it is you know that is oh yeah you know that electricity in this room it is it is debate night eve okay so don't forget to put out some milk and cookies for santa and then give him two minutes for a rebuttal this actually might be the only debate... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Danny devito has been in over 80 movies since 1975 let's take a look at his top eight most successful box office hits wonder where jumanji the next level on the list stay tuned to find out 8 junor 1994 $170 million in this sci-fi comedy arnold schwarzenegger plays a scientist who becomes pregnant as... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I love christmas because it's the one time we really are a family as long as there's love there's christmas grandpa cl it's august why a he here ao something's definitely up perhaps she's pregnant grandpa look at you dad no jacob and i are [music] separating this is why we're here because you're breaking... Read more

Category: Entertainment

So with 60 days until the election what does a poll like this mean those are the votes right now if the election was going on so trump is obviously by 4% against camila harris if it was right now in texas texas holds 40 electoral votes to win the whole election you need at least 270 electoral votes... Read more

Category: Comedy

The show ladies and gentlemen welcome to the nate show we're about to get started hold tight [music] k k [music] o [music] oh [music] hey hey hey hey [music] yeah i'm not tired to your yeah i'm not tired to lo i make money till it's s all the nights i'm awake i it at all out of b money buting up to... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] juvenile has a few choice words for league officials after finding out lil wayne will not be performing the super bowl halftime show so everybody want me to speak on this super bowl situation look i'm mad about the situation just like like y'all man but you know my hatred is toward the nfl you... Read more

Category: Comedy

शीप को छोड़ दो [संगीत] जल्दी लेकिन तुम्हें यह पता नहीं होगा कि डॉक्टर ब्रायन अपनी वेनिस की लेबोरेटरी में चोरी छुपे तबाही का एक हथियार बना रहे हैं जिसका नाम है मेडूसा सिरप आ लेकिन तुम नहीं जानते कि वो ऑक्टोपस डक देव हरिया तेल का इस्तेमाल नहीं कर पाएगा मेडूसा सीरम मेडूसा सीरम फेल हो गया है हा ये इसने सही काहा इन्ह दिखाओ रको तुमने तुमने मेडूसा सिरम चुरा लिया हां सीरम चुरा लिया दुनिया बचा ली तुम्हारा काम आसान कर दिया थैंक यू कह सकते हो डेब [संगीत] Read more

Category: Gaming

Executed oh i ripped his nuts off out oh it's right there right here i can't see anything they're shooting they're spraying at us get awayy oh my god they're on my back oh rip his claw off and dip it in melted butter in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war holy what's happening hell... Read more

Category: Comedy

पढ़ाई कर चल अभी मैं जो भी बोलूंगा उसका अपोजिट जवाब देना ठीक है ठीक है गुड बैड बड कम गो अगली पिछली कीप टॉकिंग शट अप कीप टॉकिंग ओ गॉड ओ डेविल बेवकूफ इंटेलिजेंट चुप कर बोलता र देख मैंने सिर्फ एक सवाल पूछा था अरे मैंने सिर्फ जवाब दिया था Read more

Category: Film & Animation

There is a fine line between sanity and madness that is endemic to all cultures terry i like your eyes are you dr michs yes i'm homicide detective lucas boyd two kids are dead they were butchered like hogs you know what these writings are don't you here i take the power here i become the power jesus... Read more

Category: Comedy

There you go that's gate 11 okay who's next please meanwhile back at checkin it's a very special day for this happy couple where are you flying to today disneyland los angeles we're getting married in disneyland a congratulations yeah thanks right just need to washer a couple of security questions did... Read more

Category: Comedy

It's 11:30 and at the france airways check-in two passengers are becoming very angry obviously we are not going to wield the swords on the plane we are from the bmbr rs the what the british medieval battle reenactment society you are not allowed to take dangerous weapons onto the plane yes but we need... Read more

Category: Comedy

Vicky polard you have been charged with shoplifting on the 11th of april it is alleged you went into the kk skin branch of super drug once there you attempted to steal an eyeliner pencil and a can of red bull by concealing them in your leggings now in the face of the overwhelming evidence we've heard... Read more

Category: Comedy

After last week's disaster flyo gave us two free tickets to peru so far so good we're flying over the i'm talking you're talking we can't both be talking sorry judas apology accepted on this occasion peter thank you judas so we're on the plane flying over the andes now the first disappointment was there... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Our next guest saved his dad's life by calling 911 after he went into a diabetic shock the most amazing part is he's only 5 years old from salt lake city utah please welcome crew and his father aaron ferris i know what that fire it's like a fire but it's not real that's a fire that's okay to touch cuz... Read more

Category: Entertainment

यह मौलवी जब बाइक के टायर में हवा भर रहा होता है तभी पीछे से लड़की आकर चुपके से मौलवी की जेब काटक उसके सारे पैसे निकाल लेती है और जैसे ही जाने लगती है तभी एक लड़का आकर कहता है मौलवी साहब आप अपनी जेब चेक करो मौलवी अपनी जेब चेक करता है तो हैरान हो जाता है और कहता है मेरे ₹ लाख र कहां गए मैंने अपनी बेटी की शादी के लिए रखे तभी लड़का कहता है इस लड़की ने आपके पैसे चुराया है तब लड़की बोलती है तुम्हारा दिमाग खराब है क्या तब मौलवी... Read more

Category: Comedy

Thank you for watching thank you for thir time i appreciate you braving the the intense heat to join us here in hollywood and while i have your attention i just want to take a minute to give thanks to whoever it was who invented air conditioning i mean man oh man we should be thanking god for that person... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more

Category: Comedy

Uh what's your favorite video from touch the bun we are getting um we're getting prairie smok and spice apple cider slo you okay to just get one co sl can you just get one coa yeah sure okay great can i get two co sls absolutely i heard it's the best in town going try sample i'd love some this is ped... Read more