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Category: Film & Animation

Good morning ladies and gentlemen i bet you're wondering why i have here this morning after what feels like an eternity well have i got a real estate deal of the lifetime for you we're going to have a a sit down and we're going to watch a a brief 1 hour and 44 minute informational presentation that's... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I saw some ghosts. it's a little private joke that lydia and i share. it's not a joke. yes, it is. just today. just today, she tried to convince me that this house is haunted. kev, you know i love them. by ghosts? in designer sheets, no less. i'd like to propose a toast. to our intrepid friends who... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] i am alone i am utterly alone by the time you read this i will be gone having jumped having limited off the winter river bridge so i don't care what it takes you get the deas out of there now like oh wait a minute what are you going to do this scare them i want to make sure it's not some silly... Read more

Category: Entertainment

The thing i'll say about this one though in a lot of ways it's better and it's at the end of the day if somebody said you have to pick one thing you've done make how i make my living i probably would pick beetle juice for for its all-encompassing thing for its just its art you know what i mean i've... Read more