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Category: Entertainment

This filet is about to look so sexy you're gonna leave your wife. hell yeah! that's how it's done! watch and learn. i'm leaving to be head chef at my own restaurant. we have a beautiful site upstate. all yours baby. oooh. we're pulling off a fine dining restaurant in the boonies. it is make... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Joe flood the most prolific professional hitman in europe mo hits than m time these really bad headaches are you okay i've got some bad news it's terminal i need a contractor executed who do you want retired me i've thought about doing this for years you killed my father clock starts at midnight you're... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready come maybe maybe [ __ ] you want me to break uh okay do we go again act on theire my name is laen michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Joe flood the most prolific professional hit man in europe more hits than m time these really bad headaches are you okay i've got some bad news it's terminal i need a contractor executed who do you want retired me i've thought about doing this for years you killed my father clock starts at midnight... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please ready maybe maybe you want me to break get uh okay do we go again act on theire my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready c maybe maybe you want me to bre uh okay do we go again act on the my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready c may maybe you want me to break uh okay do we go again act on thee my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready c maybe maybe motherfu you want bre uh okay do we go again act on thee my name is lorden michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Seen some weird bl i ain't see no blood at home i don't know what is happening to me this is power i'm told he's the source of power we shut him down we get our city back in exchange for wealth and power the devil mal buia has sent a lieutenant to earth to recruit men this this is the b they took my... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Thank you for using photo me. thank you for having me. please note that headwear is not permitted. uh... ah! make sure your face is within the red circle. red circle! right, um... commencing photos in 3, 2, 1... no, wait... ah! dear aunt lucy... i have very important news. we're coming to visit you!... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[musique] l'entrée du personnel se fait par l'office plus loin j'ai mis une annonce pour recruter un employé de maison trop la classe on dirait un british je suis un british oh ça va pas être simple qui sait ce qu'il nous [musique] apportera je cherchais de réseau et moi je fais de la broderie avec... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] [applause] [music] [applause] [music] when you're all driving carpol and banging your pilates instructors to fill the empty voids in your life we'll see who gets the last [music] [applause] laugh my mom grew up here that old house on the hill wait the ghost house is your mom lydia deets unfortunately... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

You got a big day today you better put on a happy face arthur fleck is a monster who knew exactly what he was doing his depraved acts of violence led to riots by his followers and they are still willing to commit acts of violence in his name look around look at all these people who do you think they... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

He's super cute do you just love getting to be home with them all the time yeah i do i love it you're an artist right i i used to be a wow but that feels like a lifetime ag goally definitely we get it i used to be a stripper the before times [music] nobody in this family can clean their own butts no... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I need you to listen to me something really bad happened you remember louis for goalie from high school i went to his apartment but when i showed up louis no no no get away from me what he was smiling at me ladies and gentlemen sky riley you are in the middle of a big world tour you okay i keep seeing... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I need you to listen to me something really bad happened you remember louis for goalie from high school i went to his apartment when i showed up louis no no what he was smiling at me ladies and gentlemen sky riley you are in the middle of a big world tour you okay i keep seeing this face everywhere... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[musique] al la banque com plus lesis je pourend j'aiocor compr tu es mannequin alors ben non je suis acteur tiens toi drit en voie un petit peu ton bide vous savez les sexy génè c'est très tendance yeeux et sexy c'est ça l'avenir mon pote b c'est peut-être pas le tien hein et c'est payé combien ton... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I was born determined i was good at drinking having sex and taking pictures and i did all three as much as i could not everyone can believe this surely they can see what he is the question is what are you going to do le europe was a war and i felt useless i hear you're the woman to see about it job... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[musique] assister à son propre enterement pe comme l'ultime défilé non [musique] qui [musique] demande qui tient à [musique] moi [applaudissements] victorant mais mais est aussi fragile et précieuse que la dentelle qu'il fabrique elle ne tient qu'à un fil et comment vutre oncle en privé très exigeant... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Little stranger i need to send a message you're about to find out that it's all just starting he's a monster he created assassination squad and c won't be necessary come on i'd rather not take any chances with a man who looks like he gropes people on buses you're being hurtful about my appearance i... Read more