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Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert i'm dan rather i'm joined by the duchess of duth hi there for anyone who's forgotten our real names in the last two years of not being on other platforms of course still living proudly free on spotify but also available everywhere now as of today so i'm really... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] we've done this podcast for like 119 episodes and this story you're telling it just sounds like very familiar all right i could make healthier relationship choices mhm hi everyone i'm joanne i'm noah did you know there's a rabbi here no yeah where he has a beard and he was definitely judging... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair anonymous i'm dan rather and i'm joined by mrs mouse hi this is my favorite topic pooped yourself you did doodles in your pants big old time pooped it yeah you didn't [ __ ] the bed but you [ __ ] your pants yeah or i guess there was not everyone was wearing pants... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert i'm dak shepard i'm joined by monica padman we have a twofer today this one was fun yeah very flirty and fun flirty and fun they're so different and yet their combined rapport mh is so unified it's got a good vibe it's got ayth good rhythm yeah good woody harelson... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert i'm dak shepard i'm joined by monica patman hi hello oh this was a long time coming in fact i think i even flirted with this around the strike time when i had gone and done a charity event on stage and i told the story about chatting with him backstage and... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert experts on expert i'm dan shepard and i'm joined by lily padman hi there hi this is our first laboratory episode where we do labs real time we do the beginning of the episode is us getting blood taken and you'll hear a bunch of that enrolling in a study i don't... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair anonymous i'm danan sheeper and i'm joined by monica padman we were just talking about this man cookie we used to know he he used to know we met him on a vacation he was working at the habachi grill that's right he was adorable and lovely and he wore really big funny... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert i'm dak shepard and i'm joined by lily padman hello hello i think this actor is one of the most beautiful actors alive i would imagine a lot of people like myself probably discovered coleman on euphoria where he was what's her name on euphoria uh rue rue rue's... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair anonymous i'm dak shephard i'm joined by monica padman hello i'm going to be the first to admit i poo pooed this prompt i mean i didn't poo poo it i signed off on it but i had low expectations grocery stores yeah you were like what h what could happen at a grocery... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-welcome back, everybody. you know, our first guest tonight from his work in shows like "parenthood" and "punk'd" and movies such as "chips" and "baby mama." he's the host of the fantastic podcast "armchair expert with dax shepard," which is available through wondery or wherever your -- you get your... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-we're back. dax shepard is here. congratulations. "armchair expert," a new deal with wondery. and how many episodes have you done now? -i think we're approaching 800. -okay. -which is wild. i'm sure -- how many? what number are you on? -we're at, like, i think 1,500. -aye yi yi. -aye yi yi. -do you... Read more

Category: Entertainment

ये तो वही गली है जहां मैं अपनी पहली बंदी के चक्कर में इस गली के चक्कर काटा करता था अरे ये तो वही स्कूल का पुराना वाला गेट है यहां मैं खड़े होके अपनी बंदी के छुट्टी होने का वेट करता था आज भी मेरे हाथ प वही कट का निशान है जो मैंने अपनी बंदी से लड़ते टाइम काट लिया था यह तो मेरी वही पुरानी वाली बाइक है जिसका हॉर्न बजा के और ड्रिफ्ट मार के मुझे लगता था लड़कियां इंप्रेस हो जाएंगी इसी बाजार में तो मैं उसका पीछा किया करता था मैं यहां बैठा करता था और वो उस... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] a group go smile right right in front right here and as a group right up in [music] here and everyone [music] Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is known for making music to make love to now he has an album for the children who come out of that love making it's called my favorite dream please welcome john legend [applause] [music] [applause] [music] how are you oh you look very stylish very handsome that was a that was a perfect... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You can catch our next guest alongside her husband charlie sheen on the hits sitcom two and a half men take a look please welcome denise richards hi denise hi how's it going great thank you and that's your that's actually our that's y''s little baby go that's our baby thank you how old is she she's... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] thanks for being here thank you for having me but um congratulations cu i know uh you had a baby how long ago it's baby night here but how long ago do you have a baby she six months but before we get into anything charlie is very upset with you and does not know how to handle it charlie's... Read more

Category: Entertainment

It is nice to have you on the show it's good to be here man so awesome wait uh wait prince is going to be tomorrow yeah man tomorrow it's going to be great yeah why why why can't i do tomorrow man this prin uh yeah you you're young though you don't prince christian slater's cool yeah well prince man... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[intriguing string music playing] - ♪ day-o ♪ ♪ me say day-ay-o ♪ ♪ daylight come and me want to go ♪ ♪ come, mister tally man ♪ ♪ tally me banana ♪ ♪ daylight come and me want to go ♪ [choir echoing] ♪ day, me say day, me say day, me say day ♪ ♪ me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o ♪ [rumbling... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

- here's a preview. be warned. it's intense. - ♪ day-o ♪ ♪ me say day-o ♪ [ominous score] - astrid: can't believe grandpa is dead. - death is hard. - yeah, sometimes i think life is harder. [ominous score] - lydia: when i was a teenager... a trickster demon terrorized our entire family and tried... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[cellphone buzzing] [cellphone bloops] - [moans] - [laughter] - when you're all driving carpool and banging your pilates instructors to fill the empty voids in your life, we'll see who gets the last laugh. - [cackling] ♪♪♪ [bicycle bell rings] ♪♪♪ astrid: my mom grew up here. that old house on the hill.... Read more